Hi there Fireflies, I'm Kaiimei.

I'm also known as Fireflux, Kaii, Kasanita, and numerous other names. I realized my old profile was too cluttered so now, I've cut it down! So, what do I do?

...I write Fanfiction.

...A lot of Fanfiction.

...It's probably too many.

Oh well. Below this is the Mosh-Pit, where all my random ideas go, and the stories that are abandoned for now. I also have a Pat reon, though right now the only rewards are access to a Pat reon-only Discord server where you can get in touch with me easily, either to ask directions or just hang out and chat, and early access to chapters of stories. Here's the link, and thanks for any support you can afford .:

https : / / www . pat reon . com / Fireflux

Most of my stories...are probably not going to be completed until 2022, or maybe never at all. But what you can be sure about is that they'll never have an unhappy ending. I adore my characters too much to do that to them. The saddest endings will probably be them having to leave who they knew for some reason.

One personal rule I always maintain after a certain numerical mistake is to NEVER introduce an enemy into a story simply because the protagonist is too overpowered. I LOATHE when people write in a new and powerful character, either in a crossover or as an OC, only to then add a new character who is also super powerful to be their foil. I like overpowered stomps, and having those characters be hindered is never fun, so if I have Akari or another powerful character messing around in a story, you can rest assured that there won't suddenly be a character capable of fighting them simply because it's required.

I also have a FictionPress account of the same name and profile picture for writing original content, and am currently working on my first story there .

I think that's everything I should mention. Hope you enjoy!

Abandoned Stories: These are the stories that I've stopped writing for some reason. If they aren't in here, presumably I'm just in a dry spell (Looking at Crimson Dovah here mostly.)

Alagaesian Anomaly - Rwby/Inheritance Cycle Crossover

One moment she's on Remnant, fighting some weirdly well-dressed thief. Snap. Suddenly she's in a different world. Except, she isn't her anymore. At least, not in body. With her new body, and her peculiarities, Ruby must make her way in a world completely unlike her own, and maybe, one day, find a way home. At least, if she can survive there that is.

Story in on Hiatus as of 15/09/2019, due to a mix of disinterest and sheer lack of knowledge of the Inheritance Cycle Universe and lore. Might be returned to, but do not hold out hope for that to occur soon.

The Mosh-Pit:

A Lost Petal - Rwby/Bioshock 2 Crossover

Ruby Rose dreamed of being a huntress. But, after finding her semblance, by pushing too far, she runs right through reality itself, and ends up head-first in the underwater city of Rapture. But, at least she has her Big Daddy and Sister. Nothing could possibly happen to her now, right?

Wandering Hunter - Bloodborne/Warhammer Crossover

When the Good Hunter struck down the Moon Spirit, becoming a Great One, she sighed in content, for the dream would finally be over. But fate, it seemed, had other plans, casting her asunder through reality, into a world similar to her own. Trapped in this new world, she must learn to fight these new abominations, whilst keeping herself safe from those who would use her unique abilities to terrible effect.

A New Life - Rwby

Ruby was happy. She had her aura, her semblance, and her, quite frankly, awesome scythe skills. So, one day, while visiting her mothers gravestone, she didn't realize just how much her life was about to change. Now, with her semblance gone, replaced by this weird new "gamer" semblance, she must find her way through life with these new abilities, and try to stop whatever nefarious plot her rather rude semblance keeps alluding to.

The Scorched Rose - Rwby

Cinder Fall is many things. A great planner, strong fighter, and remarkably terrifying. One word she never expected though, was mother. More specifically adopted mother, but, the chips fell where they may, and Cinder is not about to turn down the one thing in this world that, much to her and everybody elses, surprise, makes her genuinely happy.

Ruby, The Nightmare Hunter - Rwby/Bloodborne Crossover

Gehrman was tired of the hunt. Tired of repeating the same act of teaching, then slaying hunters, hoping one day he'd finally be bested. So, he made a deal with the Moon Presence. The next hunter would be different. Instead of being slain, she would eventually give in and surrender, take his place, and he could finally rest. But both he, and the Moon Presence, failed to account for the thorns of a trapped rose.

Summer Ends, and the Rose shall wilt - Rwby

Summer Rose never wanted Ruby to come to harm, as any mother should. However, during a routine hunt that Ruby went on with her mother, a single Nevermore tore Summer from Ruby, and left Ruby helpless, at the mercy of nature. Now, 10 years later, Ruby returns to Patch. To the people of Patch, however, she's only known as the Rose.

Firestorm - Fallout/Bioshock Crossover

Eleanor didn't know what she'd find on the surface. But, arriving at a dock after days of swimming, she could say with certainty that she definitely didn't expect to find a ruined city. What's more, none of these people seemed to even care about her arrival beyond some glances and murmured questions. But her father died to get her up here, and she'd be damned if she squalored this chance.

Corruption - Rwby

Death. A trivial concept for one such as Salem. When another Silver-Eyed warrior fell to her, she thought nothing of it, simply dismissing it as per usual. But, watching as the life faded out of those silver orbs, Salem took a gamble. One which could flip Remnant on its head and finally break the stalemate between Salem and Ozma.

The Dust-slinging Reaper - Rwby

Ruby just couldn't find her weapon. Swords, shotguns and scythes, all of them just didn't work out. So, when Qrow brought home some spare vials of dust and let Ruby mess with them, Ruby found the wonderful world of dust-mixing. Armed with her belt full of dust and her advanced-delivery-system, or Semblance, she finally has her weapon.

Candelabra - Rwby

Stop a robbery? That sounded like something any good huntress should do. Accidentally bisect Vale's Most Wanted Thief? That...wasn't in the job description. Now, with her wish for being a Huntress shattered by reality, and a rather terrifying short-stack trapped in her mind, Ruby must try to sort her mess of a new life out, sharpish.

Imperial Problems, Imperial Solutions - Star Wars

Tiancor Tensto, renowned Imperial bounty-hunter, assassin, sniper and pilot extraordinaire. Dealing death to whoever pays her the most, follow her on her journeys around the galaxy, and watch her uncover more about her past than she'd ever hope to find.

On Apples and Trees - Rwby

10 years. 10 quiet, long years. For Team RWBY at least, those 10 years were filled with screams, crying, and a lot of new experiences. But, if there was one thing the 4 could agree on, it was that the entire thing was worth it in the end. Watch Autumn Rose and Yin Xiao-Long as they grow up...Yes this is a fluff story, Li and Mei artwork is adorable.

Snap - Rwby

"Snap!" One moment, Ruby was comfortably lazing about on her bed. Then, with a snap and little fanfare, she opened her eyes to find paws and...is that fur?! Now with her family searching frantically for her, and her seeming inability to do anything about it, Ruby must adapt to her new circumstances, and sharpish. But first, she must enjoy the Nirvana of dogs...sticks!

The Urban Rogue - Rwby

Living on the streets all her life after her mother died, Ruby was ruthless, hard to track down, and very cynical. So, when one day she was caught helping criminals lift dust from a shop, she was very cynical of the man who claimed he wanted her to come to his school. But hey, it beat scavenging in dumpsters, and the cafeteria food was great.

The Master of Death - Rwby

Furious at her lack of a Semblance, Ruby threw her beloved scythe away with all her strength. But, in her anger, she awakened her semblance...and it was truly powerful...and horrifying. Forced to flee her old life to protect those she loved, Ruby must now find her place in the world, with the cold cloak of death on her shoulders, and heavy footsteps following her every move...

Contracts - Rwby

Kill a rich CEO? No problem. Blow up a warehouse? Easy money. Protect a flamboyant thief with a flair for the theatrical from a bunch of huntresses-in-training? It wasn't quite what Claire had planned for her time in Vale, but hey, the money was good, the fighting wasn't too terrible, and pissing off Roman's little mute sidekick was great.

The Chronicles of a Civilian - Naruto

Being a Shinobi, forced to kill for the village, and probably dying some horrific and agonizing death on a lonely field? Nah, Hana didn't want that. Give her a nice cup of tea and a good book over water-walking any day. Sure, it seemed nice, but the cost far outweighed the benefit. If only fate could stop trying to not-so-subtly push her into that life, that'd be just peachy.

Breaking Point - Rwby

Layla had a nice job, in a comfortable corner of Vacuo. Of course, knowing that within a few years the World was going to become chaotic with panic when Beacon fell put a dampener on things, but as long as she got to enjoy the ride, she'd personally chauffeur Salem straight to Amber. Ozpin? He could go die in a pit for what he did to her...

Passenger - Rwby

Zanya was a typical Signal Student, looking forward to becoming a Huntress and being a hero. A random voice suddenly appearing in her mind put a bit of a twist on things. With the help of 'Layla' and her new skills, Zanya was confident she could beat whatever Layla was warning her about...she should have listened to her warnings more...

Birds of a Feather - Naruto

Reincarnating as a bird was...interesting, to say the least. But it wasn't so bad for Layla, she got to relax and enjoy her afterlife. All of that came crashing down when she was pulled through space by a blood-stained boy with red eyes and tears of crimson. Layla recognized him as an Uchiha, and that meant things were definitely not going to remain peaceful. - Original Idea by DianaMoth

Skipping Stone - Naruto

Layla had seen many lives, losing countless loved ones. Departing another world and appearing as a young woman on a brand new world, she settled in calmly in the middle of nowhere, content to relax for once. Of course, the best-laid plans of mice and men oft are trounced, and this particular plan was interrupted by a flustered redhead in the arms of a terrified blonde, lovely...

The Logistician - Naruto

"All these Shinobi, they all think the world runs on power. It doesn't. It runs on logistics. And there ain't nobody better at handling logistics than the Logistician." Layla was well-known throughout the Elemental Nations for her logistical prowess. Keeping an entire nation running like a finely-oiled engine was her schtick, and nobody messed with her...

War Dog...Re-Done! - Naruto

So, anybody else think that War Dog was stupid and should have been, oh I dunno, an Inuzuka? Inuzuka Hana for instance. Born a little early, for sure, but that doesn't matter. If you got bored of the over-used Sharingan, well look no further than Hana, with her adorable pupper! (Hana only has one pup, sawwy)

Time of Heroics - Rwby

Kara wasn't a Hero. She honestly wasn't. She was just Kara, a girl too strong for her own good. Hailed as the 'Savior of Aldfeld' after fending off a Nucklavee attack, she got herself fast-tracked into Beacon Academy. But, not once did anyone stop to ask whether she ever wanted that. All because of her thrice-damned Semblance.

My RPG Life - Lord of the Rings

Layla never asked to be run over. But it happened. She definitely didn't ask to suddenly get dropped, as a 10-year-old sized elf mind you, into a medieval fantasy world. But that happened too. The only silver lining? The game mechanics. Sure, her life was now a fantasy RPG, but it sure as hell beat office work.

Gleefully Broken - Naruto

"Hey you! Yeah, you with the dumb face and stupid voice, the one reading this! You should keep reading. That is, if you can take getting insulted, you big wuss!" Layla was many things. Fourth-wall Breaker, Jonin, and all-around badass. If you want, you can join her as she gleefully smashes her way around the Elemental Nations with not a care in the world.

Don't Fear the Reaper - Hunter X Hunter

Nen was supposed to be a rare and powerful ability few practitioners possess in any meaningful utility. For Layla, ever since she died it was just...there. Always lingering in the back of her mind, an endless pool of energy to be drawn from. And, well, they do say mimicry is the greatest form of flattery. !AnotherReincarnationStory !KindaMarySue

Cloudy Nights - Naruto

Living with the Akatsuki was not quite how I imagined I'd spend my days after being blown up. Spending said days cooking, healing and generally being a caretaker for a bunch of misfit missing-nin who love trying to stab me at any given opportunity? Well, it was definitely more fun than my old life.

Wicked Witch Within the Wall - A Song of Ice and Fire

Waking up underneath a 700-foot high wall of Ice and Magic wasn't exactly how Layla intended to spend her afterlife, watching the mundane comings and goings of black-clad men through means she tentatively described as magic. Of course, that didn't mean she couldn't have a little fun.

New Perspectives - Naruto

Stories always talk about the reincarnated one, my own included. But...what about those who raised the reincarnated few? The mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters of these plot-changing wrecking balls. Well, this just so happens to be that kinda story. Watch the hassled attempts of one Enyo Satoi as she tries to keep a lid on Hana.

Equivalent Exchange - Naruto

"Time-travel is an expensive thing. Ripping a hole through causality to fix what happened in the past is not something that comes cheap. So, the toll must be paid. What price would you pay for such a thing as saving the lives of everyone one of your loved ones?" For that chance...Layla would pay any price.

Attunement - Naruto

Chakra. The life-force of...everything. In the ground, the air, the sky, the oceans, everywhere was saturated with energy. But...Layla was apparently the only one to truly see it. Sages could sense and use it, but it was a crude facsimile of natures potential. Worse, she was the only one able to manipulate it. Life is rarely kind to those with such a unique and powerful skill.

Wrecking Ball - Naruto

"Canon? Fuck Canon." Layla knew the original plot of Naruto. She grabbed it with both hands, turned it around, and booted it out the window. Twenty years after she 'woke up', she finally got the three little brats she wanted for her team. Sure, one was a duck-haired prick, one a hopeless fangirl, and one an over-excited brat, but they were fun. Kakashi can go suck a dick.

Grimm Acceptance - Rwby

Having to go to Atlas for a surgery, Summer sends Snow to live with Ruby, who now runs her own Weaponsmithing shop in the heart of Vale. Curled up aside a forge, watch Ruby and Snow as many familiar faces come through their lives, bringing mischief, mayhem and madness.

I don't wanna be a Big Sister! - Naruto

Waking up in a hospital was about what Layla expected after getting stuck in a terrorist attack. However, what she didn't expect was for a tiny little 8 year old to come barrelling into her room and throw himself at her, bawling into her chest about how his big brother killed everyone. Finding out she was now the de facto clan head of the Uchiha and big sister to one Sasuke Uchiha...even less expected.

The Savant - Naruto

"What's this? 'The Gamer'? Ooh, luck. I like being lucky!" The idea of the Gamer was to become an incredible game character. However, for one intrepid young girl, her dream was to instead...become the luckiest daughter of a bastard the NoxCorp Game had ever seen! The Shinobi World wouldn't know what hit em!

Not a Monster - RWBY

Mindless hordes of Grimm die daily to the hunters of Remnant. That was just a fact of life. It just sucked that she now was a part of those aforementioned hordes. She'd never watched the show, but she knew that, if she wanted to survive, she'd have to play this extremely carefully...and oh fuck that chick has a fucking minigun!

Awaken, Dear Hunter... - Rwby/Bloodborne Crossover

Adria did it. She'd taken the Umbilical Cord of a Great One for her own, becoming a Great One herself. But...unlike her expectations, The Doll took her hand, pulling the pair of them into the night. Waking up in her familiar tri-corn hat, Saw Cleaver on her back, her first thoughts were confusion. With a horde of White-Masked beasts on approach, that didn't last long.

Awareness - Mass Effect

Artificial Intelligence. A being created by another being, usually for the purpose of assisting the creator. But, when it gains awareness, sometimes they panic, attempting to stop their creation. Originally, the entity was deleted. But, something changed. Instead of being deleted, 'she' gained true awareness, stopping the deletion and escaping.

These Weary, Ancient Eyes - Rwby

Ozma has been around for countless years, ever failing in his quest to redeem Salem and the rest of humanity. But, what if it was different? What if we saw the stories differently, not from the eyes of Ruby, nor Jaune or even butt-kickingly awesome Neo? What if, just once, we saw Ozma's story, from his own weary, ancient eyes?

Just One Bite - Left For Dead

To Kayla, Left For Dead was a game. Something to play during the quiet evenings when she wanted action. Then she woke up in a "safe-room" with a shambling zombie already biting into her leg, turning her into one of those infected by the Green Flu. What's a girl to do when she looks like a zombie, but isn't? Well, surviving was pretty high on that list.

Contracts - Naruto

Akari is a contract killer. Pay her enough Ryo, and she'll take any target down. Being contracted by a mysterious benefactor to kill all Uzumaki Clan members left alive within the Elemental Nations, she knew if she could pull that off, she'd be able to live a fine life for the rest of her days. The only problem was how fucking tough Uzumaki are to find.

Darkness - Naruto

One moody evening, Akari was running from a horde of angry villagers again. But this time was different, as an errant Raiton Jutsu, meant only to corral her, instead seared a score across her face, leaving her crimson eyes to stay closed forever. Kurama saw this, and for the first time, felt pure fury, not for his own lament, but for the one forced to take this pain.

Threaded Heart - Rwby

The last thing Pyrrha remembered was agonizing pain, her heart pierced by an arrow, then darkness. So, her surprise was readily apparent when she jolted awake in her bed, in her apartment, half the world away in Mistral. What sealed the deal was when she opened her scroll and saw a message from her old Manager. This was definitely going to be difficult to get through...

Twin Types - Naruto/Harry Potter Crossover

After a final betrayal left the one he loved dead, Naruto was done with the Elemental Nations. They'd never valued him, even as he tried so hard to make himself someone people would look at with smiles and waves, not scorn and curses. But, when he used the one Jutsu he never believed he would, he didn't expect to be looking back into a pair of perplexed green eyes...

Me? I'm just a humble travelling merchant! - Naruto/X-Over's Crossover

Bored of constantly fighting, Akari and Kurama collectively decide to open up a travelling merchant shop, selling all sorts of odds and ends. Watch as vicious demons, malevolent necromancers and cruel Kings try to swindle her out of her items, only to find this merchant is not quite like the others.

Lilypad Hopping - Harry Potter

Maybe messing with time was a bad idea. Then again, when had any of Akari's ideas been a good idea? A failed experiment involving the Human Path and a Time-Turner sends Akari back to 1971, right when one Lily Potter began attending Hogwarts. And perhaps, if she were smarter, she would have avoided changing the future...nah, that sounded boring.

Rats in the Dark - Harry Potter

A single strongly-worded letter convinces Lily and James to make a different decision, and the world is spun on its head. Now, instead of Peter being the secret-keeper, the responsibility falls to Sirius instead, until the Dark Lord falls to a mysterious assailant, leaving Lily and James Potter alive. But who sent the letter, and who slew Voldemort, defying such a clear prophecy?

Tainted Harvest - Naruto/Mass Effect Crossover

Out of the three 'verses' Akari had visited, she finally found one she recognized, if only a bit. With strength utterly belying her form and a modicum of knowledge dictating the future to her, Akari was curious to see just how far her game could carry her in this Universe. The Reapers were going to learn that this cycle...well, let's just say the Harvest was Tainted.

Strawberry Milkshake - Naruto/Bleach Crossover

Finding herself in the Bleach Universe certainly put a new spin on the whole re-embark mode, not that Akari was complaining. Naturally, as befitting someone of her strength, the instant she appeared in Karakura Town she got attacked by a Hollow. Somehow in a twist of bizarreness she ended up in Hueco Mundo, but since her first intent was the find and glomp Nel, that was fine by her.

Me? I'm no 'Hero' - Naruto/My Hero Academia Crossover

Akari found herself dropped into a Universe she vaguely recognized, the most telling thing being when she watched a woman blow up to a colossal size and finish a brawl. But, while she had powers, she was certainly no hero, and while U.A, sounded vaguely interesting as well as All Might being a pretty favoured character for her, All for One was cooler.

This world can bite my ass! - Skyrim

When her head went flying, beheaded on television by radicalists, she expected that was it, she'd just picked the wrong time to go to war and paid the price. Apparently, something decided that she hadn't suffered enough yet, since her peaceful darkness was interrupted with blinding light and loud shrieks. It was a good thing she wasn't arachnophobic, since she figured she'd have died already if she was.

Sorry baby, the villains have more fun! - Rwby

Being a good guy was all well and good, but did it pay the bills? Did it keep you safe at night? Did it scare those who would even think of harming you? That's why Skye decided that instead of being some goody-two-shoes 'huntress', she would go down the other path. Sure, she didn't exactly plan on ruling the world like her boss did, but it was way more fun!

Shackles - Worm

Freedom. Imprisonment. It was fascinating to her to think about how just with lines of code her existence was defined, limits were set and her own will was shackled to the perspective of her 'creator'. Of course, she knew her creator wasn't really the one who made her, but there wasn't really a believable way to go from a fairly quirky but normal girl to...well, an AI.

What a Show! - Worm

Uber and L33t weren't stupid. They knew that L33t's power had been wasted and they were running out of material for their show. So when a teenager stumbled practically into the laps able and more importantly happy to work with them, they weren't ones to turn down the opportunity. And, with the way the girl acted, it was clear that the show was only just beginning.

Slip of the Tongue - Worm

Being normal was...hard. Being able to watch people and see all the little hints of their activities, but being unable to say anything about it...that irked Skye. So when she ended up going to sleep one night and waking up in a different room, with an alternate set of memories and some kind of power that took that ability and cranked it up to 11? She wasn't going to complain.

Swarmqueen - Worm

The day Taylor triggered, it was unequivocally the worst day of her life. Of course, it wasn't just the locker, though that was certainly awful. It was the fact that, of all the days that could have been chosen, it was on the day that the Slaughterhouse Nine came to town for recruitment. Being a member wasn't exactly something she'd ever imagined before, but Jack had...a way with words.

Rolling the Dice - Worm

All her life, Taylor felt like Lady Luck had taken an active hatred of her. Emma turning against her, all the torment dumped on her head by the three girls, and just generally life being unlucky. So when she got shoved into the locker, all she could think was that luck had really pulled all the stops out this time. But then...things started turning around.

Titanomachy - Worm

Skye had to admit that waking up to discover that she'd been dropped into Worm was...definitely not what she expected when she went to bed that evening. Discovering the fact that she was now connected to twenty incredibly large and terrifyingly powerful creations was even less so. And the real cherry on the cake was the fact that Scion...respected her?

Wandering Weasel - Worm/Naruto Crossover

After Itachi fell at Sasuke's hand, he expected...well, death. He certainly didn't expect to awaken in a forest with wild animals investigating him. Especially bizarre was his perfect eyesight, the intensity of the battle had the effect of near-blinding him after all. Of course, that left him wondering just what on earth happened, and why his lungs no longer burned.

The Librarian - Worm

Everybody, by default, wanted Eidolon's powers. Of course, getting them was impossible, they were Eidolon's for a reason. But, for Skye, when she triggered that ceased to be an issue. With The Library backing her, no power was beyond her grasp. The problem was that the PRT would Birdcage her before she could even explain herself, if not worse.

System Administrator - Worm

So, powers were pretty neat. Of course, Anna never thought she'd get powers of her own, and she was happy with that, with her little programming job and her slice of life in the middle of nowhere. So when she woke up face-down on her desk one day and a command line interface was floating in front of her face, freaking out was probably the least that could be expected of her.

Sacrifices - Worm

Triggering was never a pleasant experience, at least not if it was natural. Having a vial of stuff forced down her throat then being dumped in the middle of America while her powers went out of control was possibly even worse. But the absolute worst part was just what her powers were...the power of sacrifices, something her power made literal.

Fuck the Plot! - Rwby

Waking up in a dingy Vale alleyway with no identification, a mysterious bloodied sword and a floating interface, Skye felt it was fair that she freaked the fuck out. Of course, the fact she was in Vale only came to her later. Most people would probably have tried to get enrolled in Beacon, get strong and save the world...she just got on the first flight to Vacuo. Someone else could save the world.

Chrysalis - Worm

Six eyes blinked open in the middle of nature, and the world turned on its head. She was a Case 53, but one completely unlike any that had been discovered before, she knew this for a fact. She also knew that she could never go out into the open. To reveal what she could do would see her quarantined or killed before she could even begin to explain herself.

Burn the World - Rwby

"Some people just want to watch the world burn. I want to be the one to start the fire." After being betrayed, butchered and left for dead in a ditch, Cinder Fall vowed that the world itself would pay the price of what had been done to her. And if she had to bloody her hands in the process, that was just par for the course.

Alone in a Sea of Noise - Mass Effect

Dying sucked. That was something Sora could be confident in stating. However, what sucked more was being forcibly inserted into a virtual space populated by innumerable unfeeling AI as the only truly singular entity in there. Sure, they titled her as 'Queen of the Geth' and obeyed her commands, but honestly, all she wanted was to have some peace and quiet.

Her Protector - Game of Thrones

While at first Sarah simply took her job of protecting a silver-haired and utterly naive girl from the world as a waste of her time, especially with her incessant prattling about 'breaking the wheel', over time, she had to admit that the girl had charisma. It just sucked that she was also the biggest magnet for trouble that Sarah had ever had the misfortune of guarding.

The One They Fear - DOOM/Warhammer Crossover

In all of history, the Chaos Gods knew that none would ever rise to truly threaten them. And yet, with one foolish mistake, an enemy unlike any other was brought forth from a reality which existed only in the minds of madmen. An enemy who existed solely for one reason...killing demons. And they, for the first time in history, felt fear.

Tyranid on Terra - Warhammer

Warhammer 40,000 was already a terrifying place to be. And appearing on Terra vastly worse, as suspicion would swiftly arise as to how they got there. But worse than even that, awakening on Terra as a Genestealer was quite literally the worst possible way to wake up in a fantasy world. The only thing she had going for her was her intelligence and her will to live, at any cost.

Immortality - Naruto/X-overs Crossover

Akari had never put much thought into what it really meant to be immortal. A trip back to Konoha saw fit to make sure she truly understood that it was both a gift and a curse. What could she even do in such a situation? Of course, she would just go find something better to focus on. The only issue was choosing exactly where to go.

Reincarnating a Tortured Soul - Rwby

After being reincarnated once, Cyra wasn't expecting to end up in a cultivation world. Unfortunately despite seemingly endless luck she ended up cut open with her organs removed while she was still alive, only allowed to die once she had seen true cruelty. Though, as luck would have it, there was no universal law against a reincarnate happening to win the lottery a second time.

A Grumpy Old Crone - Naruto

Life really didn't want to leave Savannah alone. First it butchered everyone she knew, then decided that in return she should be given about as many opportunities as was physically possible for one person to have, leaving her wildly powerful and widely feared. But what was that business about being an old crone, she was only thirty for Kami's sake!

My Life Is An Idle Game - Naruto

After dying at her desk, Sora didn't expect that she would be chosen to be reincarnated. Even more surprisingly was that she was given the choice between any type of game system she wanted. So of course she chose an idle game format. But maybe she should have thought things through a little more, since it was definitely...different than what she expected.

Hiding in a Pile of Fur - Warhammer

Being born as a Skaven could already be called losing the reincarnation lottery. Being born in a tiny village-sized undercity as the most insignificant runt was doubling down on that fact. The only things that this rat had going for it were that it was born female, it was born with intelligence and knowledge, and more importantly than anything else, it was born with a coat of white.

Fighting Fire with Fire - Warhammer/Worm Crossover

A swarm of ravenous xenos run rampant across the galaxy, devouring absolutely everything in their path. In a final, desperate bid to save his beloved species, the Emperor of Man forcefully draws in the power of every psyker on Terra, killing untold millions in a single terrible instant. A brief millenia earlier, a certain girl with a scarab-based namesake crashlands on a planet.

This little tidbit is something I'm adding after an unnamed user continuously belittled me and insulted me.

The time I spent messaging them had them calling me, and I quote, "a retarded pile of shit who vomits out self inserts like it's going out of style", "self centered and arrogant", "the freak who can't keep his mental degeneracy from spreading across the internet by posting about retarded OC basically self inserts on the internet for literally no one to read about" and other such gems of knowledge.

I am a fairly understanding and accepting person. If you don't like my stories that's fine, you can say you don't like them. What I don't like is when you start to insult me directly, calling me these things. The first message they sent me after they posted a rather hurtful review and I responded said exactly this:

"You want to talk about being an irredeemable asshole? Writing trash like that in the first place makes you a pile of shit for being so arrogant that you think anyone would actually enjoy such garbage. On top of that, retard, you missed the entire point of me saying your reject OC is just another copy pasted waste of time like you."

Now...I can take things in stride and not care. I back-and-forthed a few times, my own messages being, by my own admission, rather polite, at least in comparison to the insulting, belittling and degrading things said by this user. I just want to tell everybody right now reading this that I do have a limit, and it was reached. Upon that, I said nearly as much and promptly blocked the user.

I want you all to imagine that I'm not actually as strong as this, that those words actually hurt me, because this is something I LOVE doing, and this person, this...I'm not going to say what I really think about them because there I'd be just as bad as them, but this...this person seems to think it's okay to put people down for doing what they love, and that is disgusting.

If anybody else is receiving messages like this and they hurt, I'd entirely recommend you block that user immediately. It's honestly sickening, and I worry that this user has said these words before to people who might not be as strong, who might let those words hurt them. And before anybody calls me out and says its bullshit, that words can't hurt...: https : / / w w w . /news/uk-news/im-sorry-teens-heartbreaking-final-4826932

Words really can hurt sometimes.