AneurysmIncominghide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Have you ever found yourself scraping the bottom of a barrel, desperate to find any sort of story, you don't even care about quality at this point. You're far too gone for that but then as you scratch at the wood desperately, you find a hole that leads to another barrel? My stories are situated somewhere near the fourth quantum barrel. Hopefully you'll get some enjoyment out of them regardless. Happy reading! Stories currently being worked on: They came from Beyond Stories that are dead (likely forever): You are (not) a hero - Up for adoption if anyone is interested, message me and I can give an outline of the plot I had in mind Update: 2020/08/19 Update for They came from Beyond coming soon! Invite code for discord server, just remove the spaces: discord . gg /7qFjuSS I've made a discord for the fic and to build a community, come on by and badger me into writing, and to see previews of upcoming chapters. |
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Phoenix Insurgent by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Ousted from Hogwarts by a gang of corrupt, incompetent officials, Albus comes to the understanding that Voldemort is not his only enemy. Now, fighting on two fronts against the Ministry and Voldemort, he finds himself in dire need of an ally. One who, like him, is a wizard of uncommon power and skill. Canon Departure from OotP. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,913 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Gellert G.
A Stricken Lament by Muffliato reviews
Wizarding Britain had long since vanquished Voldemort's darkness and had been born anew. But all it takes is a butchered unicorn in Leicester Square to set the past and present aflame. For what happens when Harry Potter can't save the day? — Ron-centric Auror mystery, Harry-Ron friendship, and canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,878 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Unmade by SouBU reviews
Graduation marks the end of youth and the end of the Service Club. The high school romantic comedy never plays out. Years pass, and a neurotic Hachiman serves as a detective in Tokyo amidst rising crime rates. He finds himself embroiled in a lawsuit after a confrontation with a felon turns deadly. If things weren't chaotic enough, his assigned lawyer was… Yukinoshita?
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 209,830 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 10/26/2020 - Published: 1/2/2019 - [Hachiman H., Yukino Y.] Hiratsuka S., Tsurumi R.
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 229,002 - Reviews: 3344 - Favs: 5,902 - Follows: 6,445 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
On the Woodway by BigFatNo reviews
A gruesome murder at Hogwarts disturbs the peaceful summer, and Head Auror Harry Potter struggles with a dark secret he carries with him. Kingsley Shacklebolt's Ministry hangs by a thread as old foes once again seek to reclaim power. Ancient and eternal forces are changing the world once more, and Harry is caught in the midst of the storm. #2 of 3 of the Elder Tales. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,943 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 7/30/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W., OC - Complete
Driving Miss Weasley by BigFatNo reviews
It should have been a simple task. Escort Ginny Weasley to her Quidditch match. But it all changes when Harry Potter rents the wrong car. What started out as a simple road trip between past lovers quickly turns into a hellish game of cat and mouse, and Harry and Ginny find themselves running away from a deadly group of mercenaries. #1 of 3 of the Elder Tales, which is now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,658 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 8/28/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Genocide by Rommel reviews
(EPILOGUE posted)Three months after the death of Kaworu, NERV and its people struggle to rebuild. The Children face new challenges, but for two of them the worse thing may just be each other. Amidst the pain and despair, outside events quickly spiral out of control. (For an illustrated version of this story see HYPERFRONT Magazine by Studio Synkai.)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 435,365 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 4/1/2007 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K. - Complete
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 6,811 - Follows: 6,498 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Visitations by Edward the VIII reviews
Death is only a season.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Mikoto U.
Harry Potter and the Shadowed Patronus by deadwoodpecker reviews
The battle was fought, the war is won. All is well. Why, then, does Harry Potter have the eerie feeling it's not truly over? Hogwarts stands half-broken, its ghosts missing. The Auror program is not what Harry expected. Dementors are fighting for their territory, and Harry thinks someone might be trying to kill him. Is it all in his head, or does the Boy Who Lived have more to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,611 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 8/30/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Erased by Brightly Bound reviews
"Ginny should have known that the day she crossed paths with Harry again, her world would turn completely on its head. Maybe if she'd known it was coming, if she'd been mentally prepared, then this mystifying run-in wouldn't have revealed her to be such a madwoman. As it was, he had just thrown her out of a pub, so there was that." Amnesia AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/9/2018 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
i just really need you here right now by Annerb reviews
Harry misses things, sometimes. That doesn't mean he stops trying. (Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/16/2018
Betrayed by haphne4lyfe reviews
After being the Ice Queen for so long, Daphne is lost and doesn't know what to do. Harry is broken after finding out about the manipulations of Dumbledork and looks to take control if his own life. Will Harry and Daphne find peace in the love of each other? Dumbles had got to watch out ! independant!Harry manipulateve!Dumbles weasl bashing and HAPHNE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 5014 - Favs: 7,898 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,908 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U. - Complete
negliect fic by TBear Archived reviews
The kyuubi was sealed into Naruto's sisters: Naruto with a 'k' and Naruto's other sister. Because of this, his parents did not want him; he was powerless. He will show them! "I am Naruto! I am not worthless!" Naruto/harem OP!Naruto Will!get!beat!up!sometimes Cowritten with EndoplasmicPanda, Statchar, ConeCone, and Simplebot.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 11/24/2017
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6878 - Favs: 7,319 - Follows: 8,148 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Bottom of the Barrel (Gets Closer Every Year) by Drag0nst0rm reviews
Dumbledore's been struggling to find new Defense professors for a very long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Strength in Weakness by Littleforest reviews
Set during OotP. When Harry falls ill in Snape's lesson, the last thing he expects is for the ensuing drama to unveil a deadly plot that could end his life once and for all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 196,514 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 3,670 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Weasley Girl: Secrets of the Past by Hyaroo reviews
Sequel to "Weasley Girl"! Potter's Gang are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and face a dramatic escape, a mysterious diary, a strange cat, a "loony" girl, a hidden monster and many past secrets coming to light. It looks like this year will be at least as eventful and dangerous as the previous one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,818 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Unlikely, Impossible, and a Little Bit Looney by Fedora Ferret reviews
Dudley was captivated from the moment he met her, but their relationship won't be easy. After all, how could a Dursley last with someone so un-Dursleyish as Luna Lovegood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 6/24/2017 - [Dudley D., Luna L.]
The Age of Lies by The Divine Comedian reviews
January 1981. Sirius is a paranoiac, Peter is not a psychopath, James is a dad, Remus is super angry, and Regulus… Regulus is alive. No-one is more surprised than him. AU, sort of fix-it, but dark enough. Sirius/Remus, too (mostly in the past).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 1/5/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Regulus B. - Complete
The Aurors by FloreatCastellum reviews
The last thing Harry Potter wants is to be lumped with a trainee Auror, especially one that idolises him. As he guides her through the realities of being an overworked Auror and tentatively settles into adult life with Ginny, a dark plot brews on the horizon... Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., OC - Complete
Whelped by Casscade reviews
Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow by The Divine Comedian reviews
It is the eve of the second wizarding war and all Remus wants is a quiet smoke in the garden. He doesn't want to think, he doesn't want to talk, and above all, he doesn't want to remember. Enter Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 10/7/2017 - Hermione G., Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Old man Naruto by electricbanjo reviews
Naruto is not ageing gracefully anymore. He's bored. So why not go back in time and make things easier for himself as a kid? Unfortunately, the ninja back then are weaker than he remembers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 9/13/2016
i've come home by displayheartcode reviews
In the space after nightmares and daybreak, Halley finds her way back to Ginny. [Gender AU - F/F]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2017 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
for a pessimist, i'm pretty optimistic by Annerb reviews
Ginny and Harry are forced to share a bed. Of course everything just gets more out of hand from there. Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 121 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Twenty-Two Days by Brightly Bound reviews
"While he bumbles about, making a beautiful fool of himself, Ginny feels sick all the time. She catches him with a faraway look in his eye one dismal afternoon in the common room, and her stomach twists itself so tightly she can scarcely move, because she knows who he is thinking of, day dreaming of, and it is not her." One missing moment for each sunlit day together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
remember those walls i built by displayheartcode reviews
Halley Potter has realized several things about Ginny Weasley. [Gender AU - F/F]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Young Love by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 326 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
you hold my heart by displayheartcode reviews
In order to help their friend pass a class; Halley and Ginny have to pretend to be in love. [Muggle and Gender AU - F/F]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
I've had Enough by SpritelyGryffindor reviews
Ron runs away from the burrow at the age of nine, meets Harry, and helps him escape Privet Drive. Simple? Not when they've got half the ministry looking for them, not to mention the fact that Sirius has escaped Azkaban to look for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,404 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 6,518 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
at sixes and sevens by displayheartcode reviews
There's still chaos in a universe where everything is the same, except Molly and Arthur have six girls and a boy. [Gender AU - F/F, M/M]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dagger of Foreboding by Lord Drash reviews
An AU Fic chronicling the Harry Potter character's development in a world with the most mystical of items, the Dagger of Foreboding. Will cover all seven years and will ship Harry. Is actually a humorous take on the HP universe and some notable fanfic tropes, told with complete earnestness. While the author might be aware that it's a comedy, the characters and narrator aren't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,635 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D., Dementors
Faintest, Slimmest, Wildest Chance by keeptheotherone reviews
Although Harry and Ginny both survived the war, each bears scars from their year apart. The end of a war and the death of a brother don't make for an easy romance, but as long as there is the faintest, slimmest, wildest chance... The Weasleys gained and lost a member in one night. Will they ever be whole again? Best Romance and Best Drama/Angst in the 2014 HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 132,581 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
cover me in kisses dear by displayheartcode reviews
Several other first kisses that Rory Weasley and Hector Granger shared. [Gender AU - F/M]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ronald Weasley and the Very Friendly Horcrux by The QAS reviews
After a fight with his friends, an indignant Ron Weasley abandons his search for horcruxes and storms off into the forest whereupon he comes into contact with a very strange muggle boy in a suit of armor . . . "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,481 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Alphonse E.
What Was Your Plan? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 192 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Sarcasma reviews
After an accident Ginny can't remember. She can't remember her family, her life, or Harry. In the struggle to find her memories, can Harry make her fall in love with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,138 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
The Mark of a Hero by Littleforest reviews
After the disastrous end to his fifth year, Harry is back at No. 4, Privet Drive for the summer. With grief and the pressure of the prophecy weighing him down, Harry struggles to keep going, but this time he is not left to suffer alone. As his 6th year progresses, can Harry's friends and mentors show him that he still has something worth fighting for?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,748 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Great Deeds: Volume I by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Part I of a collection of moments in the life of Minerva McGonagall. "For there are many great deeds done in the small struggles of life." - Victor Hugo
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 86,472 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Minerva M. - Complete
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 6,019 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 209 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36320 - Favs: 28,539 - Follows: 20,823 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Road Trip at the End of the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Something happened. Nobody remembers what exactly, but something big happened, and everything changed. People are waking up in the shadow of a giant Tree with no memory as to who they are or how they got there. Once their final team member arrives, it's time for a familiar trio to set sail on the desert to look for some answers. (Post-apocalyptic/slight AU/fairytale-esque)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 10,252 - Follows: 4,803 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan by Ekusukallybaa reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U., Pain/Pein
Sticks, Stones and Broken Bones by Littleforest reviews
Harry Potter would never regret running away as a child, but two years living on the hard streets of London had taken its toll. Now almost thirteen, Harry is still struggling to survive when a split-second decision gives him a chance at happiness. But will he take that chance, or will his past haunt him forever? AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,479 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Molly W., Arthur W.
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Heresy by Loki Nishizaki reviews
Uzumaki Naruto: the final frontier. This is the voyage of two young kunoichi. Their mission: to find and retrieve Uzumaki Naruto. To accomplish their mission, they'll have to enlist the help of Naruto, overcome Naruto, hold out against Naruto and above all, recognize Naruto from a large pile of other identical Naruto. They'll have to find him quickly. Naruto wants Naruto dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,658 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 4,114 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Furious Angels by Worldmaker reviews
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks within his bending sickle's compass come. Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, but bears it out, even to the edge of doom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,311 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 497 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 393 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Track of a Storm by Lady Taliesin reviews
James Potter died on October 31, 1981. But when, nearly six years later, Lord Voldemort invokes an ancient magic to restore himself to a body, James is drawn back into a world where everything he knows is gone, and everyone he cares about thinks him dead
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,551 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Destiny Redefined by thejealousone reviews
Semi-sequel to "In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter." Voldemort was dead, all was well, but the real enemy had yet to reveal himself. Time-Travel Story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,449 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Seventh Horcrux by Melindaleo reviews
Harry has to decide who to trust as he moves closer to fulfilling his destiny. Will he be able to find and destroy all the Horcruxes? And at what price? Will he be able to find the strength within himself? And…can he do it and still get the girl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 317,637 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Eternal Sunshine of the Scourgified Mind by Solstice Muse reviews
The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,085 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Subtleties by magentabear reviews
Luna Lovegood observes the world around her. It's a world of homework, friends and teenage romance, but it's also a world of growing darkness. Set in the latter half of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Luna L. - Complete
Here Be Monsters I: Wizard's Lament by Dzeytoun reviews
Albus Dumbledore has lived a very long time. But the summer following Harry's fifth year will see events to change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,307 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Albus D.
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They came from Beyond reviews
It's fourth year for Harry Potter. Hogsmeade is in the grip of a foreboding mist. A stranger walks into the Three Broomsticks with an even stranger story. A captivating Eldritch truth. They're coming...from Beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2020 - Published: 1/17/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC
More about You
Prompt: Think about a teacher who inspired you. What would you say to them if they walked through the door right now? One shot within the 'They Came from Beyond' continuity. Clayton struggles with meaning. His enigmatic professor, Rowan Barnaby, enlightens him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2020 - OC - Complete
Blood on the Easel reviews
His wife is his life and he'd never cheat on her, but there are a few things he keeps from her… Inspired by The Struggle written by Scroobius Pip. Post-Canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Complete
The Sexual Misadventures of the Socially Inept reviews
Sai takes his first foray into the world of Sex Education. It goes about as well as you would expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
You are (not) a Hero reviews
Abandoned, and up for adoption. Just message me if you're interested.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M., Team Seven