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Joined 04-14-15, id: 6696758, Profile Updated: 12-21-15
Author has written 5 stories for Half-Life, Team Fortress 2, and SCP Foundation Mythos.

Yo yo yo! I'm vandal, and usually write fanfic under stress as a sort of therapy. Therefore, updates will be usually erratic and kind of random... I don't have a set schedule for writing, I just write when I need to. Usually what I write is an odd mix of short, weird, poetic half-stories. Usually angsty, or angsty mixed with other stuff.

Fandoms (primary):

-Half life

-SCP Foundation (I write for the site itself, which is a challenge, but eliminates the demand for fanfiction on the subject. I don't intend to write any soon, but that might change.)

Fandoms (secondary):

-Team Fortress 2

-Portal

Fandoms (tertiary): I'm in a ton of little, weird fandoms that I'm forgetting- none of them appeal to me as possible subject matter, however.

I also post everything here on Ao3 as well, so if you'd like, you can go check it out! There's nothing different content wise, but my personal opinion is that the formatting that I utilize regularly looks much cleaner on Archive.

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Five Times Bones Looked After Jim and One Time Jim Returned the Favour by CantilenaCait reviews
James Kirk has a bad habit of getting himself hurt, and its usually Doctor Leonard McCoy that has to pick up the pieces. A set of unconnected oneshots exploring their friendship. Shameless h/c, with plenty of Kirk!whump.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,139 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 8/17/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Lay It Down by Dhampir72 reviews
[Post Skyfall; Craig films.] Bond and Q agreed: their relationship was nothing more than physical. Until it suddenly isn't. (Or alternatively: The one in which Q gets sick, Bond takes care of him, and the truth comes out.)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,914 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
In Fever Dreams by mattmetzger reviews
Sixth in the Progression Series. When they finally bond, it's an accident. Not that Jim really minds all that much. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/28/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Transient by Glass Shoe reviews
With Ed suffering from what he thinks is the seasonal flu the Elric brothers track a rogue alchemist in a town outside of East City.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,224 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Complications by ggo85 reviews
McCoy struggles with a seriously injured Pike and his new role as CMO.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,582 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 368 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
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Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement reviews
Full title: "Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array" Gordon dreams of orange and blue.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2017 - G. Cross, Gordon F., I. Kleiner
2:20 AM
Iceberg gets sick.
SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Dr. Gears - Complete
Mama Bear reviews
Another alternate story taking place directly after Half Life 3. 1,440 words of pointless fluff and embarrassment. Apparently I like beating up Gordon. UPDATE 9/15/2018: i was in high school when i wrote this and it BADLY needs a rewrite, please take it with a grain of salt
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Alyx V., Gordon F.
Summer 1960 reviews
History repeats itself.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Medic, Scout, Sniper
Grave Digger: A Half-Life fanfic reviews
It's over, and Barney Calhoun knows that they've won, and that they're safe. But at what cost? Takes place after the (supposed) events of Half Life 3. UPDATE 9/15/2018: this is another one i wrote in high school that should be taken with a grain of salt in terms of quality lmao
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Alyx V., Barney C., Gordon F. - Complete