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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey, my name is Brooke, or Brooklyn, doesn't really matter.

I love writing Harry Potter stories. I am a die-hard Harry/Hermione fan. I don't care about other ships, just that one. I've got about 14 stories started, but only 8 or 9 posted. I start working on one, but get bored and move on to something else. I like to write AUs because I don't like what JKR did with the HP Universe (Harry/Ginny thing). My stories are:

The Potter Vs. Granger Rivalry- This is my baby. I've been working steadily on it for. . .I dunno, over a year. I think it's pretty good. It combines drama and humor with wit and angst.

Take It From Me, NEVER Interview Mr. Potter- Lol, this is my funny story, or so I've been told. There are 2 chapters so far. It's kinda weird, but funny (if you have a sense of humor similar to mine) at the same time.

Gone Away- This is my over-the-moon angst story. I only have 1 chapter out so far because of Potter Vs. Granger. I don't have much direction in this story yet. It's based off The Offspring's song "Gone Away." Really sad. It's not a one-shot, I have every intention of picking it back up.

Hermione's Screwed Up Life- This is my very first story on here, only one chapter done. I hate it and I don't reccommend it at all. I keep saying I'm going to take it down, but I just never do. Some people liked it, but I dunno, I re-read it and almost spewed up my dinner. . .lol. I don't think I'm going to continue it. I re-planned the entire thing (I planned for once!), but then decided that might make a decent novel with my own characters, so I'm holding it back.

Stolen From Me- This is another angst story. I have a habit of writing those, lol. My best friend got taken away a few months ago, and this story kinda mirrors that situation. It's really the only way I know how to deal with my feelings. . .damn that sounded cheesy! Anyway, there's going to be three chapters, I only have 1 up so far.

Never Should Have Walked Away- I just got a new Craig David cd, and one of the songs totally gave me an idea for a story. It's pretty angsty and sad, but I like it. It's my first "finished" product, lol! Of course, that's only because it's a one-shot, but still...

It Wasn't Me- This is kinda like a parody to Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me." Right after HBP is released, JKR gets not-so-flattering fanmail and a visit from the infamous Archie (aka ME) and we sing a musical number... kinda funny actually, just a quick one-shot! My second "finished" product, though I AM thinking about making lyrics for the other songs mentioned in the story! I dunno yet! Major JRK and HBP bashing, but I got reviews saying it was hilarious...and kinda weird, lol.

I Meant Ever Word He Said- A bit different than all my other stories, this one is about the angst one feels when he watches his best mate marry the woman he loves. I think it's pretty decent. It's from a different perspective than all my other ones.

You Are The World- Right, this is my first "fluff" piece. It's kinda cheesy, but I wanted to try to write something "cute" because I had a reviewer saying writing "cutsie stuff" wasn't my strong point...eh, whatever. This is a songfic to Brad Paisley's song "The World." I have every intention of writing a second chapter, but in case I don't get around to it, this one can stand on it's own.

I'm currently writing a few others, just haven't posted them yet. Oh, I also wrote a rather violent story concerning Draco and Ginny. A songfic to Eminem's "Kim" song. . .needless to say, it got removed. . .hehe. I still get a kick when I read it though on my computer!

So, I think that's about it. Did I miss anything? If I did, let me know. Well, feel free to contact me with any questions or just to say hi, I love talking to my readers and fellow HP fans: [email protected]! Rock on, Peace out, and Stay righteous!

~Archie~*

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What are the odds by Jenny Cullen reviews
So do you have a girlfriend' Ron asked. 'You're just going to think I'm crazy.' Harry said, 'Because how can I be in love with someone who doesnt exist' For full summary read my profile. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione's All That by jenl821 reviews
Loosely based on the film She's All That. Harry makes a bet with Draco that he can turn any girl into the Queen at the Yule Ball. The challenge: Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,661 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 1/6/2004 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Mistake? by Ambersan17 reviews
Hermione Granger is engaged to muggle John Briar. When he goes away on business, some old feelings Hermione once had start to return. Can she stop them before it's too late? Please Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Septuplets by purplemud reviews
The weird title will make sense. Eventually. Hopefully. It all starts with a bet... but how the bet actually started, only Ronald Weasely can tell it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lines Crossed by Goldy reviews
Harry and Hermione's relationship is changed forever one night by a kiss. Naturally, Ron's jealous and Harry's confused. Then things get bad. Then things get worse. HHr. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,958 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Is It Just Me? by Ambersan17 reviews
This is my first songfic Hermione is confused about Harry's feelings and her own. Based on the song: Is it Just Me? By: Lila McCann A little innocent fluff leads to smut...Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything by BeAtLeSbAbYgRl reviews
Potter left you here to die," "I know because I'm nothing," One shot fic! There is a little bit of fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Masquerade by SeanBiggerstaffLOVER reviews
4 years after Hogwarts - everyone from Hermione's year has been invited to a masquerade - Hermione will get a second chance with man she loves. but what if he doesn't show up and who is this stranger who's eye she has caught. one-shot. please read and rev
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a bit o' fluff by JillyBean09 reviews
Not really R, just some Harry torture in the form of Hermione. Cute little one-shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby Harry and the Nightly Rituals by jamesaddict reviews
An accident in Potions Class leaves Harry with the mind of a three-year-old, and Hermione is assigned to take care of him. During the process, they realize their love for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Calm Before the Storm reviews
SEQUEL TO THE POTTER VS GRANGER RIVALRY. In the wake of Voldemort's return and the truth of Harry's story leaked into the Wizarding World, Harry asks for a small break from the scrutiny of everyone as he begins to question his role in the war against Voldemort, determined not let the Dark Lord's return shape the way he wants to live his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,471 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Missed Opportunities reviews
Miss [mis] Verb (used with a subject) 1. To fail to take advantage of (to miss chance) Noun 2. A failure to hit something. Verb phrases 3. Miss out on, to fail to take advantage of, experience, etc.: You missed out on a great opportunity. Opportunity [op-er-too-ni-tee, plural—tees] Noun, plural—ties 1. A favorable, appropriate, or advantageous combination of circumstances
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Days Should Come With A Warning Label reviews
You know those moments you plan and plan in your mind? The ones where you imagine yourself doing something, over and over, until you come up with the perfect fantasy of how things will pan out? And despite always thinking "oh, it would never happen tha.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Potter Vs Granger Rivalry reviews
FINISHED! AU They were meant to be rivals centuries before they were born, but one cannot help who their heart falls in love with...and with a Granger coming to Hogwarts this year, Harry's world is turned upside down. But as Shakespeare says, The course of true lov
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,571 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Outlet reviews
As I stare up at his eyes, his love for me comes back to mind. Does he love me? And if he does, is it just when we are like this: covered in sweat, the musky smell of fresh sex in the air, and exhaustion threatening to take over?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,318 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tribute To My State Of Ruin reviews
When I've see the beautiful Eiffel Tower in Paris, how could I settle looking at a simple picture? After tasting the decadence of crème brulee, how can I enjoy a stale, hard store-bought chocolate biscuit? When I've felt the jubilant magic a wand can perform, how could I go back to living without it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Normalcy reviews
Hermione asks a question that keeps Harry awake, pondering whether he would be better off with a normal life
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Own Prison reviews
I'm here in front of the Wizengambot stating I have no defense. I won't tarnish his memory. I will take any punishment they give me as long as it means his memory won't reflect his weakness. He hated showing that. Except to me. So with me it will stay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Undefined: Chronicles of My Relationship With HP reviews
I can’t find the word to describe it. Does such a word even exist? How do I portray such bliss? Is that what this is? Is it ‘bliss’? Is that word even effective enough? I quickly flipped through the dictionary in my hands to find the correct definition of
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
You Are The World reviews
She was a No One, and she was sick of it. She was just a Nobody to everyone, even Harry...or is she? Sometimes you don't realize just how important you are to people, Hermione being one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Every Word He Said reviews
I glare hopelessly at my reflection in the mirror, feeling somewhat lost and disoriented. I can’t believe it. This is it. This is the day all my dreams will officially shatter into a million tiny pieces. It’s the day of my two best friends’ wedding. I
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Wasn't Me reviews
JKR just published HBP and she's feeling proud...until fanmail starts coming it, espeically a letter from Archie! After deciding to deny HBP by saying It Wasn't Me, Archie comes to her with a musical number, parody to Shaggy's It Wasn't Me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Should Have Walked Away reviews
Harry notices Hermione had been acting a little odd the last few months, and decides she MUST be cheating on him. So he walks away, only later to find that he should have been there for her. Inspired by a song by Craig David. Slightly AU, not a whole lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stolen From Me reviews
Hermione cried herself to sleep that night and almost every night since. A few days later she had been informed that he would be staying in a mental institution until further notice. Hermione was a mess for weeks. She appealed his case over and over, tryi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Take It From Me, NEVER Interview Mr Potter! reviews
AU, Take it from Hermione...NEVER interview prats like Mr. Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,557 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Gone Away reviews
Just how far would you go to bring the love of your life back from the Ultimate Adventure that will, in time, claim us all...death. Harry is willing to do anything, even resort to magic that shouldn't be messed with...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione's Screwed Up Life reviews
Right, this is an AU fic, about hermione and harry. i tend to get a bit carried away with summaries, so I'm not gonna really write one, just check it out if your interested!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
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