"Alright, I got far away from the little ones," Shota Aizawa said once he was out of the grounds of U.A. "Now, let's see if I still have time left"

Aizawa took out his phone from one of his tuxedo's pockets

"It's.. 10 in the morning?!" The teacher shouted. "It's not time to think, it's time to run!"

He then took out his capturing gear from his seemingly dimensional sleeping bag, which he had under his tuxedo. It was too precious for him to let it get damaged.

After putting the gear around his neck, he started to move around the city like Spiderman. A few minutes later, the teacher arrived to his destination: a church

After jumping off the tree he had landed on, he cleaned the suit of possible branches or dirt which could have stuck to it, then, he extracted a comb from a pocket and he quickly fixed his long black mane. Truth to be told, it was a somewhat hard to recognize him.

Aizawa then sighed, he never thought he would end up in such a situation; suddenly a taxi parked nearby and his best friend, Hizashi Yamada, AKA the pro hero Present Mic got out of it. He had also left his hero costume and now wore a light blue suit, but still wearing his usual glasses.

"Ah, Aizawa, old friend, I see you actually came here, I was starting to think you would run away, you hate these kind of activities after all," the hero greeted.

"You are right Hizashi, but I already promised so I have no other choice," Eraserhead tiredly answered.

"But are you sure you wanna do this?" Mic asked with a serious face.

"I may not look like it, but I'm actually excited."

"Excellent!" the blonde shouted happily. "I had already planned an escape route along a fake passport which you would go to Finland, where you would live under the name of Juan, a half Japanese, half Bolivian eccentric architect"

This guy is totally nuts, Aizawa thought. "But this crazy guy is my best friend," he accidentally whispered

Yes, the reason Shota couldn't take his students to the exams was because it was his wedding day.

"What was that?"

"Nothing, you're imagining things," Aizawa said stoically

"Speaking of imagination, you aren't thinking of going inside with your gear and your sleeping bag, right?" Hizashi asked mockingly.

"... Maybe," Shota coldly answered, while putting away his things.

A few minutes later, a limousine parked and a woman using a bride's dress got out of it. The veil hid her face, but it was easy to see her hair was light green. The woman looked around everywhere, as if searching for someone, she then saw Hizashi and went towards him.

"Hi, Yamada-san," the woman greeted happily

"Hi, Fukukado-san," Mic greeted back equally or even happier. "Let me be the first one to congratulate you on your big day," he then hugged her tightly.

"Thank you so much, but why are you wearing an occidental suit?" she got serious. "I'm pretty sure I said the ceremony would be a Japanese style one."

"Seriously?!" Mic got nervous. "Oh, shit! I'm sorry Emi-san, I think it's better I go get changed!" The hero prepared himself to his house, which was on the other side of the city

"Relax, I'm joking," Emi laughed hard.

Hizashi looked sideways at Shota. Good luck my friend, you're gonna need it.

Once Emi, AKA the heroine Ms. Joke, calmed down, she stared at Hizashi.

"Hey, haven't you seen Shota-kun?" Emi asked, she looked a bit worried.

"Shota is-ouch!"

Aizawa interrupted him by hitting his ribs with his elbow. "He's on his way," he coldly answered.

"Oh, Yamada-kun, who's your friend?"

"He is S-shit! Stop hitting me!

"I'm Juan, nice to meet you," Aizawa extended his hand.

Mic had a funny expression on his face, his eyes were wide open while he looked at Aizawa as if he was a weirdo.

"Nice to meet you," Emi shook 'Juan''s hand This is weird, his hand shaking is similar to Shota's.

"Hey, Yamada-san, why don't you go look for Aizawa-san? Perhaps he plans to run away," Aizawa laughed, yes, he laughed, a bit after his comment; however, Emi had a sad expression on her face.

"Alright 'Juan', Mic walked away, leaving 'Juan' and Ms. Joke alone.

"... from him."

Aizawa heard a soft whisper coming from Emi.

"I'm sorry, what did you say?" Juan kindly asked.

"It's nothing," Emi said, her voice a bit cracked and, even if Eraserhead couldn't see it, her eyes were slowly reddening and swelling.

"That didn't sound like nothing," the hero said. Come on Joke, you aren't like this.

"I said, "I wouldn't expect less from him"," Joke said, her voice cracking more. "I love him, but I think he doesn't love me back."

"That's not true," Aizawa said, really serious.

"How do you know it?" She asked, just about to cry.

"Because he said it to my face."

Emi got surprised.

"It's just," Aizawa continued, "he's not really affectionate, but he has other ways to show affection. For example, even though he is extremely cold, he never said he hates you or your jokes. If he didn't love you, he wouldn't even remember you exist or care about you at all."

"Thanks for making me feel better," Joke said, about to lift her veil to clean her tears.

"One moment," Aizawa turned around quickly to prevent him of seeing her without the veil too soon. He wasn't too superstitious, but he preferred to be cautious.

"Why are you turning around Juan? That superstition only affects the... groom... Shota?!" Joke asked, very surprised.

"Ehm..." Aizawa looked for a way to escape, "ah, it's Hizashi-san, I'm gonna ask-"

"Naw, naw, Shota, why did you do this?" she asked, serious. "Was it true what you said?"

"Ehm..." Think Eraserhead, think.

"Answer me," Joke said, in a really cold way.

Fucking shit! The hero cold sweated. "Alright, yes, it's me, Shota Aizawa," he answered fearful, "and yes, everything I said is true."

"Aizawa..."

"I didn't plan it, I just took advantage of you not recognizing me to be franc with you," he said sadly.

"Ow... Aizawa... I-"

Then the church's bells rung, pointing it was time

"Well, I'm going, I don't think you would want to marry me now," Aizawa said, while walking away, very sad and dragging his feet.

"You are silly," Emi said, hugging him from behind, "but you are a cute silly and you're only mine," she continued while laughing.

And thus, at around 1 in the afternoon, Shota Aizawa and Emi Fukukado got married, the ceremony was nice and the guests passed a good time while cheering on the newly weds. Most of the guests were pro heroes, like Mt. Lady, Nezu, All Might, Ectoplasm, etc, but no one expected Shota to invite...

"I have definitely become senile," said Alucard, at a table while drinking wine with blood mixed in it.

"Hey! Alucard! Get up and have fun!" All Might called while dancing with Midnight.

"I'm going, you alienated skeleton!" the vampire got up.