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Author has written 4 stories for Elder Scroll series.

Author of sadvibes romance with a kick of silly flair. And poetry, on occasion.

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Adventures of the drunken Dragonborn! by JonClay reviews
Come along and experience the world of Skyrim through the eyes of the most overpowered man to ever exist! He is the archmage of the College of Winterhold, master of the thu'um, and savior of the world: Theryl. In their tongue he is 'Dovahkiin,' Dragonborn! In our tongue he's a drunken killing machine who does what he wants along with his dremora sidekick: Chuckles.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,565 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/12/2019 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sam Guevenne, Serana
Melody of the Arcane - Book One: Lock and Key by WilSquare reviews
Locked within the cursed mind of "Grandfather" Ulpo are the means to decipher the secrets of Aetherius. When a moment of clarity reveals his true ability, he is spirited away by his faithful student and "granddaughter" Ysadette to rescue his imprisoned psyche and escape from both Cyrodiil and the Thalmor while the deadliest swordsman in the Fourth Era follows close behind. (AU)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 223,159 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 2/12/2018 - OC, Breton, Dunmer, Imperial
A True Nord by JacksDirtySecret reviews
Arryn is the Dragonborn and has guided Skyrim through many changes, including the return of dragons and a civil war. Now that it's time to rebuild, he faces a challenge he never expected.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 136,664 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/5/2020 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Jordis the Sword-Maiden
Shape Your Flesh - Episode II: The Painted World of Atebid by Powersocke Prime reviews
Picking up where Shape Your Flesh - Episode I left off. Thorus Blackward and the Dark Brotherhood assassin Nephethys venture into the unknown realm of Lord Atebid's own design. Will they get their revenge? Or will courage falter, leaving them to die unspeakable deaths? Time will tell.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 9/6/2019 - Complete
Shape Your Flesh - Episode I by Powersocke Prime reviews
When head of the Imperial Investigative Division, Thorus Blackward, accepts his most recent case of a mass abduction of citizens throughout Cyrodiil, he didn't know just how deep the rabbit hole would go. Nobody could have prepared him for what horrors lie in wait in the dark corners of the world. With his accidental sidekick, he uncovers the mystery behind a hidden, twisted cult.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2019 - Complete
The Lost Vengeance by TrailingEducation reviews
Vivec's saddest and most forgotten tale. The living God of Vvardenfell is a hero to his people, singing and writing epics no other hero can boast; but this is one song he will never put to words. Even immortal hearts can bleed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Almalexia, Sotha Sil, Vivec, Molag Bal - Complete
Ribbons and Wishes by AegrosDescending reviews
He could pick locks and pockets with his eyes closed, talk his way out of nearly any situation, and disappear into shadows at will. He could do and claim many things, but nothing compared to being able to say she was his. A sweet, super fluffy one-shot of Brynjolf and his lass as they partake in First Planting celebrations in Riften.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, OC - Complete
A New Hand by Turquoise Leaf reviews
A beautiful love story and nothing else. I swear.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2019 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Meridia - Complete
Leave an Impression by DeenaTweety reviews
Jackie Carson, a mild-mannered hairstylist, finds herself in a dangerous world after a weekend camping trip goes awry. Bradas Sarayn, a dark elf on the run, finds himself stuck in Skyrim and facing the possibility that he might be more than an ordinary man. Time travel, realm-jumping and more!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 174,011 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC
The First, Book 2: Risen from Ashes by Tervendaja reviews
Arriving to Raven Rock, Bernadette and her friends set out to make sense of the unexpected threat posed by mysterious cultists from Solstheim. The island, however, proves much greater challenge than anticipated, keeping its ancient secrets close, hidden in treacherous frozen wastelands. Not many things turn out as planned...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2019 - Published: 11/9/2018 - [Miraak, OC] - Complete
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 375,042 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
The First, Book 1: The Shattered Throne by Tervendaja reviews
He started as nothing. Boy from the kitchen, a slave. Picked from the gutter by a Dragon Priest, he grew powerful and rose among the ranks. He became one of them - a priest. But his anger and stubborness set him on a different path. In another time, there was a girl. Unimportant, meant to be married off. But her life, too, took to another direction. What will fate bring for them?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2018 - [Miraak, OC] - Complete
The Story of Steve by TheMoonclaw reviews
Once upon a time, there was a Dremora Churl. His story, like all stories tied to the Elder Scrolls, begins in a prison...A humorous yet serious tale of a Dremora, told in 3 parts. COMPLETE!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Complete
Briar Blood by pippin143 reviews
Some time has passed since "Someone I'm Not", but Saber and Vorstag have stayed true their cause and have been taking the Daedra head on. But when they encounter a more gruesome, vile trial that tests not only their morals but their hearts, will their partnership last? (rated M for rare explicit and mildly disturbing content).
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Vorstag, OC
Someone I'm Not by pippin143 reviews
Saber is a confused Breton girl who is trying to outrun her Forsworn heritage and her father's call for revenge. But when an adventure goes wrong, she's forced to accpet the help of the mercenary Vorstag, a Nord who hates Forsworn and magick, but mistakes her as a fellow Nord. When they discover the other's past, will they be able to still foster their future?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Vorstag, OC - Complete
Accidental Disciples by countess z reviews
According to ancient prophecy, an outlander hero is destined to save Morrowind. Yet between the petty skirmishes of the Great Houses, financial exploitation by the Empire, the Tribunal's crusade of terror and censorship, and the insidious Sixth House hypnotizing people with poison dreams, it's difficult to decide which threat is most pressing. It's probably the cliff racers.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,408 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Azura, The Nerevarine, Vivec, Divayth Fyr
The Road Goes On by caffeinatedmusing reviews
Teldryn Sero may well come to regret his choice to travel with Ceirin to Riften; thieves, crime, corruption, the odd dragon...and all this walking. All in a days work for one Altmer dragonborn, but not so much for the best spellsword out of Morrowind. If only he could strike it rich without all these complications. Sequel to One for the Road.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Brynjolf, Teldryn Sero, Altmer - Complete
Tyranny in Fabled Flesh by ShoutFinder reviews
Failing to complete a destiny is one thing—but to turn your back to it deliberately is quite another. The free lands are enslaved and the world is perishing, suffering, burning. What future awaits the bleak of hope and heart, with heroes corrupted by ambition and lust and the Dragon Wars come anew—when the world's greatest dragonslayer is the right hand of the World-Eater himself?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 58 - Words: 278,172 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Complete
Harlot of Skyrim by Jaquie Moreau reviews
Skyrim was her favorite place to feed, Firae had decided, glancing upon all the handsome faces that turned to stare at her beauty. She hadn't felt this full on sex in hundreds of years. The men of Skyrim sure did know how to give a woman the touch she craved. COMPLETE AND UTTER SMUT. Will have most of your favorite Skyrim hotties ;
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,220 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Ralof, Brynjolf
One for the Road by caffeinatedmusing reviews
Raven Rock has seen better days and so has Teldryn Sero. But with contracts few and far between, what is a gainfully unemployed mercenary to do? A new arrival might just be the spellsword's ticket to anywhere else.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Teldryn Sero, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Glover Mallory - Complete
If Wishes Were Orcs by misto713 reviews
When Erdi wished for a strong, proud warrior to be her husband, she never expected him to be so... green. Maybe she should have been more specific? Now two young souls will have to learn that one should never bargain with Daedra who have a sense of humor. M!Orc!OC/Erdi (maid at the Blue Palace)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,604 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Nord, Orsimer] Elisif, Erikur - Complete
Imagine Dragons by Myrielle reviews
A series of AU one-shots featuring the misadventures of Freyja and Alduin as they make their way through Skyrim. Basically fun, fluff and crack prompts which will never be featured in Dragonrend.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Will of Ebony by Chalybeous reviews
Sequel to Heart of Frost: It's been a year since Gerhild has seen Vorstag, a year full of adventure and pain and triumph. She's kept her heart hard and her will harder, knowing she must be strong to do those things only she can do. Then the unthinkable happens—her heart breaks threatening to shatter her Will of Ebony. Will she be able to recover? Rated M for sex, violence, language
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 231,962 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vorstag - Complete
Heart of Frost by Chalybeous reviews
Gerhild is a young Nord trying to handle a destiny that overwhelms her. To do so, she keeps her emotions wrapped within ice… until Vorstag comes along. His warmth threatens to melt her Heart of Frost. Part One of a Romance/Adventure tale between my Dragonborn character, Gerhild, and that lovable lisping 'freelance adventurer for hire,' Vorstag. Rated M for sex, violence, language
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,552 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vorstag - Complete
Labours Of Leadership by The Mosh Pit reviews
Decades after the defeat of Alduin, Teldryn Sero and the Dragonborn begin the process of ruling and re-establishing the New Falmer Kingdom. But leadership has its price, paid with heart, body and mind, and despite attempts to keep the kingdom in seclusion, a new threat rises, greater than any they thought possible. Follow-on for Long Way From Home.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 53,770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Teldryn Sero, Gelebor, Elenwen - Complete
Long Way From Home by The Mosh Pit reviews
Teldryn Sero is hired in Solstheim by a strange woman, claiming to be searching for the source of attempts against her life. What follows is a journey through horror, beauty, pain and revelation as his patron slowly gives up her secrets, and Teldryn finds himself entwined with an ancient, tormented Dragonborn, balancing on the precipice of moral desolation and wickedness. Smutty.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,855 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio, Teldryn Sero, Gelebor - Complete
Cicerology by WonderfulNonsenseofBritt reviews
Cicero, trapped in the real world, seeks help from an indifferent psychologist who is thoroughly bored with her life.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,942 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Cicero V. - Complete
A Thorn by Another Name by LobstarMonstar reviews
The last person she ever expected to need her is also the last one who'd ever admit it. The last person she ever expected to care about is also the only one she shouldn't. And she wants nothing but to help him, mortality be damned. CHAPTER 3? FINALLY UP.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sam Guevenne - Complete
Cherish the Season by Pheonicia reviews
A rediscovery of love set to the tide of the changing seasons. Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Twist of Fate by Pheonicia reviews
This twisted take on the game story lines explores the topics of fate, love, insanity, sacrifice, and betrayal in a lighthearted fashion. All is not quite what it seems in this unpredictable tale. Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 382,362 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: A Dark Beginning by SickleYield reviews
A new recipient of the Dark Gift falls down the wrong well and ends up in a whole new world. Rated for violence and the fact that the entire story is about assassins. Now complete, and a big thanks to everyone who took time to leave their reviews.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,668 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
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From the Ashes of my Heart reviews
The life she knew ended with sirens and nuclear fire. Imagine the shock when Vanya Marietta opened her eyes to a new world, one that would challenge everything she ever believed in. Non-DB OC X Teldryn Sero. Post main quest/civil war.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 71 - Words: 167,836 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 12/30/2018 - [Teldryn Sero, OC] Dunmer
Improv with Mikael reviews
Speak softly and carry a big stick. Or commandeer a lute...whatever works.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2020 - Complete
The Redemption of Jiub
An ode to the trials of St. Jiub, meant to be recited with plenty of gusto during St. Jiub's Fair. Written by one of Vivec's own Buoyant Armigers, Dayn Veleth(OC).
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Complete
Fate at the Summit reviews
The Dragonborn approaches Miraak spoiling for a fight, but first he strikes a deal. I wrote this about my own character after my battle with Miraak glitched and I was left feeling very unsatisfied! Here is how I imagined it going down.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2017 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak, OC, Hermaeus Mora - Complete