M.J. Joyce-Crowlinghide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Gravity Falls, Harry Potter, How to Train Your Dragon, and Spirited Away. Hey! It's MJ (Enna_Spooky_Trash on AO3) and welcome to my FFN profile! I mostly just write whatever I could think about, whenever I want (mostly one-shots, because I cannot ever find it in me to finish multi-chaptered stories). Here are most of my fandoms though (although to be fair, my 16-year-old self wrote this, and though these had left a huge impact on my life, I cannot say I'm that invested in them right now, except when I get bouts of nostalgia, of course) I'm a: And there you go! But like I said, I write whenever I want, whatever I want. If you'd like to see newer stories, I'm pretty much more active in my AO3 account. So... yeah! And thanks for caring! :')) IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? *because apparently my life is a meme* ft. Crowling's commentary to this madness So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Pretend that luck and chance aren't stupid and that you're in for a real treat Opening Credits: Shut up and Dance (Walk the Moon) - Where are we, in the 80's or something? Prom? Homecoming? I don't even like dancing! Waking Up: Hallelujah (Panic! at the Disco) - So like, I woke up "under the covers with second-hand lovers?" Sweet! First Day At School: Evermore (Dan Stevens; Beauty and the Beast) - What? Falling In Love: Not Today (Imagine Dragons) - Even memes know that I'm bitter. And that I suck at love. Good Lord. Fight Song: Sugar, We're Going Down (Fallout Boy) - WHO AM I FIGHTING WITH, THOUGH? Breaking Up: Youth (Daughter) - Pretty deep and edgy stuff right here. Suck it up, ex-lover! Prom: Girls/Girls/Boys (Panic! at the Disco) - DAMN RIGHT, SHUFFLE! DAMN RIGHT! Life is Good: Closer (Chainsmokers and Halsey) - I don't even know what to say. I mean, it fits, but what? Mental Breakdown: This is Gospel Piano Version (Panic! at the Disco) - Oh gods, how angsty can my life get? Driving: Supernatural (Ken Ashcorp) - I'm getting a road-trip vibe, here. How about we stop at Oregon? *wink wink* Flashback: And They Have Escaped the Weight of Darkness ( Ólafur Arnalds) - Obligatory depressing-flashback-but-actually gives-hope-to-character cliché... of course. Getting Back Together: When I First Met You ( DeVso) - "When I first met you, you laughed like a pig. We good?" *pause* "Yeah." Wedding: Something Just Like This (Chainsmokers and Coldplay) - Nice touch. Paying the Dues: Dream (Imagine Dragons) - Well, can't do anything about that. The Night Before The War: Iris (The Goo Goo Dolls) - And now we have the main character telling something tragic to her love interest, right before the war, so that the drama of the story increases. Man, movie life, am I right? Final Battle: Homecoming (Thomas Bergersen) - VICTORY IS OURS! DAMN STRAIGHT! Moment of Triumph:Spectrum (Zedd with Matthew Koma) - I only imagine flinging myself to the love interest singing, "I'll never let you go!" Yeesh, what a nightmare. Death Scene: Remember Me (Thomas Bergersen) - Yep, my life is completely angsty. Remember me, peeps! Funeral Song: It's Time (Imagine Dragons) - What... what on--? End Credits: Bleeding Out (Imagine Dragons) - No shite, since I'm dead. *Also, and now we have an Imagine Dragons fan being betrayed by shuffle. Take a hint, boys and girls.* Well, there you have it. My whole life as a MEME. |
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Fall of the Dragon Rider by QueenAurora reviews
Barely settled into their new lives, a dangerous new enemy threatens to destroy everything they've fought for, and everyone they love. Sequel to Return of the Dragon Rider. Strong language and violence in later chapters
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,409 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 3/12/2016
Buzzfeed Unsolved: Gravity Falls: The Murders of Preston and Priscilla by TheEarthbendingRavenclaw reviews
Today the boys are going to dive into the mysterious murders of Preston and Priscilla Northwest. Who did it? Stan? Ford? Dipper? Pacifica? A random townsperson? A vengeful ghost? (connected to "Turning a New Leaf," "Little Pine Seed" and all my other Gravity Falls stories). (Rated T for murders)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 4/15/2018
Mystery Twins by Lizzy322 reviews
AU Orphan twins fic. Stan realizes he's legally a foster home, and ends up taking in two broken kids by the name of Dipper and Mabel. It SHOULD be easy, but the fact that they're twins, a fiercely protective brother and traumatized sister, and can't seem to tear themselves apart makes things difficult. Not to mention the nightmares, lack of trust, and something off about the boy...
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Dragons of Berk: The Triwizard Tournament by Shockeye7665 reviews
Professor Albus Dumbledore, reaches out to the Dragon Riders of Berk, for their help and their dragons for the upcoming Triwizard Tournament. Watch as Hiccup, Toothless, the Dragon Riders and the Dragons, interact with the wizarding world. One-Shot Series. [ON HIATUS]
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,419 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Harry P., Charlie W., Hiccup, Toothless
Leaving the Past Behind by CorieHall reviews
Mark has a dark past that Roger doesn't know about. When an event triggers the memories, he begins to have nightmares. They threaten to destroy him and Roger must help him through it. Mark depression story, but not slash. Post-RENT
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,101 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Mark C., Roger D.
A Pirate's Life by DracoMalfoy456 reviews
Getting captured by pirates is terrible. Getting captured by the pirate captain Bill Cipher, however, is much, much worse. Dipper Pines, great nephew of the Merchant Stan Pines, is about to figure this out the hard way.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,721 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Bill, Dipper P.] Mabel P., Grunkle Stan - Complete
Boundless by PsychicWonderKitty reviews
She is Astrid Hofferson, a chieftain's daughter set to marry a ruthless warlord for her tribe's sake. He is a nameless boy, a slave to the same brutal man for nearly all his young life. Only with each other will they find true friends, true freedom…and maybe even true love. *Fully pre-written, slightly AU chapter-fic with regular updates; Hiccstrid pairing and peril!*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,325 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 5/21/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Toothless, Viggo G. - Complete
Unstuck by E350 reviews
After an attempt to trap Bill in the rift goes horribly wrong, Wendy is unstuck in time and space. As the Pines family endeavour to bring her back to the present, she finds herself caught in an ancient conspiracy surrounding a mythical figure called 'The Warrior of the Red Mare' - a warrior that she will have to become. Rated for violence and themes. Wendip.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Wendy, Dipper P., Grunkle Ford, Mabel P.
Absolution by aeskis reviews
basically a series of conversations (arguments) between Erik and Charles, and Mystique and Charles. At first, dark!Erik. Then, BAMF!Charles as a consequence. An alternate take on events from the XM films. nearing the end! - possible rewriting and filling in of EVERYTHING. it'll be super slow-going. *sigh*
x-men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,842 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 6/11/2011
AntiGravity Falls by MagicMoneyPants reviews
Based off the age-reversed AntiGravity AU. Where Wendy and Soos are twelve, and the twins are fifteen. Find out what kind of rollicking adventures these rapscallions get into!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,323 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Wendy, Soos, Dipper P., Mabel P.
RoleSwap AU by I'mWishingforaStarRod reviews
In the summer of 2012, a pair of twins named Stanley and Stanford Pines travel to Gravity Falls to spend the summer at their Great Aunt Mabels' tourist trap, the Mystery Shack. It seems like it's going to be a boring summer until Stanford finds a strange journal with a Pine Tree on the cover. Armed with knowledge of the paranormal, the Stans discover the mysteries of Gravity Falls.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,924 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, F. McGucket, Grunkle Ford
Kid Cipher by soulscarcity13 reviews
On a whim, Bill Cipher takes a short break and returns to Gravity Falls with the young Harry Potter under his arm. Ten years later, Harry arrives at Hogwarts with a love of physical pain, a stash of severed heads, and dexterity in demon magic. Inexplicably Human!Bill sometimes but not always. INCONSISTENT UPDATES.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Harry P., Bill
The road to redemption by deactivated467589 reviews
i hate this i hate mabill i hate billdip i hate billford i hate ford i hate alex hirsch i hate everything
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,278 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
In Other Words by carpenoctem22 reviews
Fancy parties with the obscenely rich and her hovering parents are a part of her life Pacifica's come to expect by now. Fancy parties with her now 6-foot-tall boyfriend in a tux? Not so much. Dancing would be so much easier if she didn't have to look up at him now.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Pacifica N. - Complete
What Makes a House a Home by Gutter Dreams reviews
It doesn't go as either of them planned, but Eddie makes the best of a bad situation, and Waylon just tries to stay grounded.
Outlast - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2015 - [E. Gluskin, Waylon P.]
The Life of Pines by DracoMalfoy456 reviews
Stanford Pines. A genius. A scientist. An inventor. The golden child, the gifted one. The one everyone always looked up to. The one he always looked up to. Stanford Pines. The name of the man he betrayed. The name that echoed in his head every time he went to sleep. The name that went with the face that haunted his dreams. Stanford Pines. The name he stole.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,133 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Presents by Lizzy322 reviews
Lil' Dipper is adamant about getting his twin sister a birthday present. Of course, being only eight years old has its downsides...one-shot.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Of Pines and Forests by OpenUpPandora'sBoxOnlyIfYouDar reviews
Pines; there are many of them in the forest. And I'm not talking about the trees, though. I'm talking about people. Four, specifically, in Gravity Falls. Though there have been many different Pines throughout history. Pines always stick together. When one is in trouble, all of them rise up to protect them. But before Pines, there were Evergreens . . . (Full sum inside. OC's. AU)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,931 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Let Me Clarify by carpenoctem22 reviews
It's the Pines twins' fifth summer in Gravity Falls when Pacifica feels the need to defend herself: she does not have a blatantly obvious thing for Dipper Pines. Honest. Who likes nerds who wear the same hat for five years anyways, no matter how tall they've gotten?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Dipper P., Pacifica N. - Complete
Growing Up Is Optional by E350 reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Sometimes, that can be for the worse - other times, for the better. Oneshot set ten years later. WenDip, maybe unintentional Mabifica if you squint.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Dipper P., Wendy] Mabel P., Pacifica N.
Forever Autumn II: The All-Seeing Eye by E350 reviews
It has been five years since that fateful September of 2012, and Dipper is now starting to think about his future. But a mysterious group led by a man from Stan's past has arrived in Gravity Falls, and their plans threaten to tear the Pines family and the whole town apart. Rated for violence. Wendip. Cover image temporary.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,948 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Dipper P., Wendy] Grunkle Stan, Mabel P. - Complete
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Your Name? reviews
Chihiro Ogino, now 20, has forgotten everything that has transpired in the Spirit World. She always feels like she's searching for something, like a memory that has faded over time... Till the day she finds it again, on a subway station, with a boy that oddly felt familiar to her. Two-shot. Kimi No Nawa Ending.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/27/2019 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N., Kamajii, Zeniba
The Testing of A Hero reviews
The Viking World is crumbling to ashes.With Drago's blood-thirsty reign, and The Dragon Rebellion in full swing, only a great Hero could save the Vikings now. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Outcast and Traitor, is determined to bring back the peace, but there seemed to be little hope of success, especially when there's someone who would betray them all. Book retelling. Two-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Hiccup, Snotlout, Toothless, Drago Bludfist - Complete
Dipper Pines and the Prophecy of Eldermoore reviews
It has been five dark years since the Oddpocalypse, and humanity is oppressed under Cipher's reign. For Dipper Pines, fugitive and rebel, life seems meaningless. But when a prophecy about the legendary Seeker causes a frenzy in the Wastelands, Dipper must accept his fate, and with Wendy and Soos, must procure 3 objects that might bring Bill's end. Alternate Weirdmaggedon Ending.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Dipper P., Wendy, Bill
The Siege of the Worlds reviews
They thought that their relationship shattering to pieces was bad enough. But when Cipher transported them to a dimension where a secret society is crumbling to the Dark Side, it's up to Dipper and Mabel to save both worlds, and learn the value of love and family from a pair of twins who've lost everything: their alternate selves. Set during HP7, at Hogwarts, after DMVSTF.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Alecto C., Amycus C., Dipper P., Mabel P.
Glass Shards: The Fear of Falling Apart reviews
It has been 3 years, and Dipper Pines wished he could forget the madness, the pain and betrayal in Gravity Falls, including his own sister, Mabel. Yet, when he was dragged back to the place where it all started, they must face the past, and repair what was broken to stop Bill once and for all, before everything falls apart. And yes, they are 15.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill, OC
Made Me Realize reviews
A stroke of betrayal. A haunting song. A secret society. A forgotten prophecy, and a demon threatening to destroy the world. Yet, despite all that, Dipper realizes that some things never seemed important... until you let them go. This is after Not What He Seems. Know why the title is like that inside!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill, Grunkle Ford