Cat: Naruto X Pullea Madoka Magika X SAO X Slight Overlord X Borufi

Title: Our Reality isn't just a game!

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Hanabi/Mami/Akatsuki/Suguha

Summary: Uzumaki Naruto and Mami are the twin 16 year old children of Statesman Namikaze Minato and housewife/ former Kendo champion Namikaze-Uzumaki Kushina. Naruto is a great student and is looking for a future in politics like his father while Mami was a modal. However during their spare time they LOVE playing MMO's together. Their father bought both of them a NERVGear and a copy of Yggdrasill Online to occupy their time. Little did any of them the fate that awaited them.

Sup. So to any fans who are reading this and have been wondering about my multiple creations and uploads as of it. It has a lot to do with the fact that currently I've been in the process of writing a book and well... In the process of that I've had multiple ideas spring up and I've just been posting them as they come. Still working on the other stuff. I hope you can understand where i'm coming from.

This is not a game!" speech

This is our reality!" flashback/ thought

Don't own Naaruto, Pullia midoka Magika, SAO, Overlord, Log Horizen, Or Bofuri.

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Chapter 1: The Start of our hell

Location: Konoha City

Place: Uzumaki Household

Time: 1030 Saturday, October 10th 2078

The cold October morning was nice as always. A lot of people hated the cold, but the duo currently doing a light run down the street. Normally a two mile jog, but today was different. Today was their birthday and they wanted to get home quick to see their dad since he was suppose to be back that morning.

The Duo in question were Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto and Mami and today was their 16th birthday. If most people met Mami and Naruto together they would ask HOW in the name of the Gods outside of their looks were they related?

Naruto was a tall young man, standing at 5'10 and muscular since he had been doing martial arts and kendo since he was a kid. He was already a National Level fighter, but didn't want to go pro. Sunkissed blond hair that was rather spiky, dark blue eyes and three whisker like marks on each side of his face. It was a bit strange since no other members of his family hd this trait. Several girls found it cute and often called him a 'wild boy'. Truth was that Naruto was a bit of a shy guy. Sure while he was loud, brash, and impatient, he could also be thoughtful to those he cared about. His ex Hinata could attest to that. But when it came to girls that he liked... Well His ex Hinata could attest to his somewhat illfated crush on the pink haired girl Haruno Sakura.

Mami on the other hand was quite a bit shorter then her brother standing at only 5'2" with a figure that put most models her age to shame. Slender with a tight tone stomach, wide hips, quite large C-cup breasts, long leg, smooth peach skin due in part to her Europan heritage, very curly blonde hair, usually done up in twin drills, honey brown almost yellow eyes that she inherited from her grandmother Tsunade. She was the subject of many boys fantasies. Considering that she had posed with her brother several times in magazines it easily shot her into the top 5 amateur modals of the region. Mami always had an air of being a very kind, gentle, and cheerful girl. She had had several suitors asking her on dates from Movie stars to other modals, but all quickly learned that her brother was not a man you crossed.

The duo ended up inside the front yard of a rather modest house. Considering that their mother came from 'old money' ran a computer software company, and was quite down to earth, while their father was a statesmen, that said a lot about how their family was. Naruto and Mami both had their own bank accounts and both had money to blow, but neither really bought anything to out of the way. Naruto owned 3 percent of the company in his own right and even had some say on the investments that they made, closer to the gaming side of things and had even convinced his mother to jump into the game Console market. Mami often watched her father worked and when he was at the house did odd jobs as his 'secretary when she wasn't doing her own modeling. She found it quite relaxing and fun to look over things that were not matters of 'National security' and even give her father advice. Yes they spent their money and bought things they liked, but neither of them went out of the way to be brats about it. In fact Naruto hated spending cash, unless it was for ramen.

Naruto and Mami both stopped inside of the gate of their house and both panted slightly. Naruto wore black and orange jogging shorts, a black moisture shirt, and orange running shoes. Mami wore a white sports bra, and yellow skin tight jogging pants.

"That was a good run today. What do you think Mi-nee," said Naruto as he grabbed one of the water bottles off of the deck of the house and tossed it to Mami.

Mami caught it and drank a sip, before sipping it out. Not because she disliked the taste or anything, but because she just wanted to have some moisture in her mouth before drinking. (1)

"Your getting faster Naru-nii. I could barely keep up with you without nearly running," panted Mami.

"Sorry about that Mi-nee. Allow me to make it up to you," said Naruto.

Mami looked at Naruto and crossed her arms under her breasts. "How?"

Naruto snickered before walking over to Mami and picking her up like a princess. Mami yelled in surprise, before giggling and wrapping her arms around Naruto's neck, before kissing his cheek. Mami and Naruto were as close as close could get. Sometimes Kushina joked that Naruto and Mami were actually a couple in the making. Minato once remarked that he would love to met his grandchildren in another 10 years or so and was glad it was kept in the family. Naruto and Mami both blushed at this and yelled at their parents.

Naruto walked into the living room and dumped Mami on the couch.

"So what do you plan on doing while we wait for Mom and dad?" asked Naruto.

Kushina and Minato were suppose to be in by 1700. The reason that they were out was because a Conference/Gala had been held all last week for Statesmen and Cabinet members in Kyoto. they had left early that morning and would arrive in time to eat dinner with their kids.

Mami shrugged. "How about we use get changed and then try that new game daddy got us," said Mami.

Naruto nodded. Both quickly left to go get changed and met in Naruto's room. When Naruto finished showering and changing he was wearing a pair of comfortable orange sweat pants and a black tank top. Mami came in wearing a large orange tiger stripped shirt that belonged to Naruto. It fell off of her shoulder and gave Naruto a good look at Mami's shoulder and a bit of her cleavage. Naruto set the game quickly.

Mami sat on Naruto's large bed and put her hands on her brother's shoulder as he put on his Gear. Mami did the same.

"Ready Mi-Nee?" asked Naruto holding out his hand to Mami.

Mami smiled and grabbed Naruto's hand. "As long as your with me. I'm good Naru-nii," said Mami.

The duo laid down and both took deep breaths. "LINK START!" said the duo.

Location: Yggdrasil, Town of Beginnings

Place: Starters Plaza

Time: 1100 Saturday, October 10th 2078

Naruto opened his eyes and smiled.

Name: Nidame Hokage

Class: Assassin

Level: 1

HP: [-/-/-/-/-/-/-/]

MP: [-/-/-/-/-]

Naruto smirked as he looked at his body. He was slightly taller and had red hair similar to his regular hair, but he changed it since he had always loved his mother's hair color and was slightly bummed that he didn't have her hair. He wore the beginners outfit and his weapon was a short single edged sword. Well that was to be expected since Naruto had planned to only stick to swords

"Naru-Nii," came a voice from behind him.

Naruto turned and had to fight a blush. Mami looked like her regular self, but with red hair, stood there wearing a dress version of what he wore and in her hand was a magic staff.

"Hey Mi-nee. Looking good," said Naruto rubbing his sister's head.

Mami blushed and giggled. "So where are we going?" asked Mami running up to Naruto and latching onto his arm.

Naruto sent Mami a Friend request, which she quickly accepted. And then a party request.

Quest Completed

Create a Party/ Join a Party

Naruto smirked. "Magical Beauty huh?" asked Naruto.

Mami smiled at Naruto and grabbed his hand. "Well you always did call my beauty magical when we were younger," said Mami.

Naruto gave Mami his trademarked fox grin. "What can I say. My little sister is the most beautiful girl in the world to me," said Naruto.

Mami blushed. She would never admit it, but whenever Naruto praised her Mami's heart was set aflutter. In her eyes her twin brother was the perfect man. Strong, kind, dependable. He was a goofball and always knew how to make people laugh. Sure he wasn't the smartest man in the world. A fact their parents knew very well as he took after their mother. If Mami was honest with herself... well she knew what her heart was telling her. Her mind however would never let the younger Uzumaki sibling admit it to herself or anyone else. Least she give into her baser temptations and desires. Desires she had worked hard to suppress.

Mami let out a light laugh and gave her brother a swat to the shoulder. "Naru-nii stop it! Your making me blush!"

Naruto and Mami then decided to check the market. The two decided that with their meager 3000 Gol they would buy several potions and antidotes. Once they stocked up they made their way to the entrance of the village.

"Hey wait!" yelled a voice.

Naruto and Mami turned to look at the person who yelled. It was a blonde haired girl. She was actually very cute and quite buxom. Larger then Mami was, and dark blue eyes. She wore pants that left her thighs a green short sleeve blouse with the top 2 buttons undone and a ninjaken sword.

"What can we do for you?" asked Naruto.

"I was wondering if you two could show me around? You look like you know a thing or two," said the girl.

Mami and Naruto looked at each other and seemed to have a silent conversation. The girl raised a brow as several small twitch, before the girl sighed.

Naruto smirked, before turning to the girl. "Okay. Your in the party, but we're not sure how 3 Noobs will do out in the field. I'm Nidame Hokage... You can just call me Kage and the girl is my little sister. Magical Beauty or MB for short. Out of curiosity what is your class?" asked Naruto.

"I'm a Samurai," said the girl with a smile. "Oh and my name is Leafa.

"Let's get moving. We have a lot of grinding to do," said Mami.

Location: Plains Zone

Place: Razor boar fields

Time: 1650 Saturday, October 10th 2078

Naruto, Mami, and Leafa all fought though the next several hours, Killing Razor boars, wolfs, and even two Razor Boar Sows. The group managed to make several thousand gol, boar hides, and wolf fangs. The group were sitting at the edge of a cliff looking at the sun as it was setting.

"Wow this is so beautiful," said Leafa with a smile on her face.

Mami nodded looking around in wonder. "It is isn't it? You never really get to see things like this living in Tokyo," said the blonde beauty.

Naruto pulled up some grass and released it into the breeze. If he was some angsty ass teen Naruto probably would have commented on how no matter if it was virtual or in the real world, wherever you were was reality. Naruto wasn't that deeply philosophical. He was here with the person he cared about most in the world and his new friend. What more could he want? (2)

"Truth. Even the Kyoto views are crap compared to this," said Naruto enjoying the breeze

"I guess you two got to travel a lot huh?" asked Leafa looking to Naruto.

Naruto and Mami both gave a small laugh. "We get to go on at least 4 vacations a year thanks to our dad's official business trips," said Naruto.

"Your parents must be an important man then," said Leafa having learned of the duo being siblings during their first break.

"And Quite humble too. Despite their positions they never used it for any personal gains. I'm honestly glad that they brought us s the way we were or we could have ended up as entitled brats," said Mami having gone to work with their father several times.

"You must be thinking of the time Sasuke asked you out and you flat out told him that he wasn't worth your time," laughed Naruto.

Leafa blushed hearing Hokage's laugh. It was... cute. "Speaking of which what time is it?" asked Mami.

Leafa opened the in game menu and she winced. "Crap it's 1658. I'm suppose to be home and have dinner with my mom and brother," said Leafa.

Naruto and Mami nodded to her as they had become friends with Leafa a little earlier in the day and planned to party with her often.

"Okay Leafa-chan. It was good to see you. Let's do this again soon," said Mami getting up and hugging Leafa.

Leafa hugged Mami back, before hugging Naruto. "I'll see you both real soon," said Leafa opening her options menu and freezing. "Guys the log out button is missing,"

Naruto looked at Leafa, "What do you mean it's missing?" asked Naruto

"She's not wrong Nii-san. It's not there," winced Mami

Naruto cursed before opening his own menu. Thoughout the day Naruto and the others had seen people logging in and out at random intervals. So he KNEW that the log out button was there. It had to be! Opening the setting part of the menu Naruto went down the oprions and found that the Log Out was not where it should be. Just a empty space in that bar.

"Oh shit," said Naruto.

The trio vanished in a blinding flash of blue.

Location: Ydrasill, Town of Beginnings

Place: Starters Plaza

Time: 1700 Saturday, October 10th 2078

The Trio reappeared in flashes of blue along side several other people. The Sky above them turned blood red as Mami and Leafa both got close to Naruto. Mami grabbed Naruto's hand and squeezed it.

"Naru-nii...," said Mami shaking in her boots.

"Don't worry Mi-nee. I'll protect you with my life," said Naruto.

A Figure appeared in the air. He wore a blood red robe with several gold trim and his face was hidden from the world.

"Greeting Adventurers of Yggdrasil Online. I am The Creator... nay, The god of the world. I am Kayaba Akihiko. I am glad that you could join me for the grand opening of Yggdrasil and the Sword Art Online Project," said the person now known as Kiyaba.

Muttering broke out across the plaza as people began to talk about what was happening.

"Sword Art Online Project?" asked Leafa.

"SAO? Didn't mama and papa talk about this?" asked Mami looking at her brother.

Narut nodded. "Yeah he said that Kiyaba's company had told the Cabinet and Statesmen more then a year ago that with the Release of the Nervgear and Yggdrasil that he would release a project called SAO. No one but top executives in his company knew what it was about. May people speculated that it was a game or even Military application for the Nervgear. Uzu Tech even had a hand in looking into applications, but the findings were never made public. but I think we're about to find out what the SAO project,"

"First as you all may have noticed the Log out feature missing. This is not a simple glitch, but a part of the SAO project system. The SAO project was meant to take people out of their mundane lives where the rules of society tether them in place. Leading to midioracty and becoming just another wheel in the machine. Here in Yggdrasil you are free to be who you were always meant to be," said Kiyaba.

"That's ludicrous!" yelled someone in the crowd. "My family will just yank the Nervgear out and free me from this place,"

"That is not possible," said Kayaba. "Before the clock struck 1645 any player killed would be revived at the Respawn point and they even had the option to leave the game. As of 15 minutes ago the death count in Yggdrasil reached 279 players from the Field bosses and dungeons that they had no business exploring yet. Another 873 players were killed by their own families as they yanked the gear off of their heads. (3)

At this point news reels began to flash across the sky. Naruto even saw his father and mother in a press conference. His father, who Naruto never knew to shed a tear was opening crying. His mother who Naruto always knew to be passionate and stong was begging for her babies. Naruto gripped his hand in anger. Kayaba was going to pay for making his parents and other people's families cry!

"I also left a little gift for everyone in their inventories. A gift if you will," said Kiyaba.

Naruto opened his inventory and pulled out a mirrior, before he was turned to look like his regualr self with Mami looking like herself.

"MB-chan? Kage-kun," said Leafa.

Naruto and Mami turned to Leafa and gasped. Before them was a girl who still looked like Leafa. Even had the same proportions as her, but with a Bob cut black hair and dark gray eyes.

"Leafa-chan?" asked Mami.

"If you wish to leave this world then seek out the 10 Calamites of the world guarded by their commanders. Make your way to the final part of the world The 10th Plain and defeat the god of the world. Only then will you be free," said Kiyaba vanishing from the plaza.

Once Kiyaba was gone a girl screamed and that shocked everyone else into screams of painc, terror, and fear. Naruto grabbed Mami and Leafa's hands and pulled them out of the plaza and into an ally.

"What do we do Naru-nii?" asked Mami.

"Naru?" asked Leafa.

"Right. So to make a long story short my real name is Naruto and my sister is Mami," said Naruto.

Leafa nodded. "Then I'm Suguha," said Lea-Suguha.

"Alright. So the game plan is to get to the next town over and avoid other players at the moment. I don't know if Yggdrasil has a Punishment system in place for it, but Pking is going to happen fast as hell," said Naruto as he brought up his map and looked at it with the others.

"Here," said Mami pointing to a small settlement on the southern edge of the map.

"It's out the way of any of the other four major cities on the level," said Suguha.

"Then it's our best shot," said Naruto marking the map as a spot lit up in the distance that only they could see.

"Suguha," started Mami making the other girl look at her. "Your free to leave Naru-Nii and I if you so please,"

Suguha looked stunned at what she said, before she smirked. "Please. I'm not going to leave my friends alone out there," said Suguha.

The trio took off at a sprint and into the field slaying anything that would get in their way.

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and cut. Hope you guy enjoyed this. Later.

A.N

1: That's actually something that I do after I finish running. It helps me regulate and breath a bit easier.

2: Yeah that was a dig at Emo Jesus-Kun. Kirito/Kazuto is the most angst driven protagonist I've ever seen in a show.

3: I think it makes more sense that there was a time delay b=to make sure that no one escaped the game instead of people being permently trapped from the get go.