This profile is going to be written on by two different people-yes, actually two different people, not just one person with Multiple Personality Disorder or something.

Yes, we will both write our own stories independently. This has a number of advantages- first, more uploads for the readers. Second, we can bounce ideas off each other, but still have the freedom to do in our own story what we think is right. Having two authors write the same story can never go well. Third, our profile will have not just more uploads, but they'll be varied in taste and genre.

Our names are highly classified government secrets. If we told you, we'd have to kill you.

No lie I Love reading Blackwolf501's work and I can respect a NarutoxKurenia story...if it makes sense with the timeline.

I mean almost every time I read a narutoxkurenia or narutoxanko or GOD FORBID a narutoxshizune I am just like seriously he is 12 years old macking on these late 20 something babes and even when he is older in shippuden I just do not get the whole: lets go from almost strangers to find me naked at home waiting for you in nothing but fishnet and a bottle of lube. Those that read our stories know that we just don't mess with that shit. It is basically asking us to get flamed on no lie. Seriously though they are good looking and some have great personalities and while some are kind of childish(Anko) others have some serious baggage or just too grown for that stuff naughty stuff with 12 to 16 year olds.

I personally like a naruhina story ONCE IN A WHILE, but seriously though if the actual Naruto can man the hell up, find his ball sack and get in a relationship with Hinata I could rest that part of my heart cause honestly it is getting to me. Blackwolf has it right it is too used as a pairing and my response would be a middle finger and saying that it is because it is the right one cause honestly when you look at it it just feels right. I know a lot of you narusakura fans are not liking this but be honest do ever think that Naruto and Sakura are going to get it on? Ignore the fact that sakura has matured her feelings from fangirl to love (or something like that) for Sasuke and focus on the fact that...

1. There is no real history for them outside of ninja academy and missions

2. They are really only friends and that is really clear and its not like Naruto loves her

3. TITS 'nough said

I am just joking on the last part but no lie I still can not believe that for the character design for Naruto The Last still has her as flat as a board and I do not think Naruto with go surfing with her any time soon. To be honest it just sounds like I am another naruhina fanboy and their are a lot more reasons that smarter people have written about for this paring but I am to lazy to put in.

narutoxtenten: STOP BEFORE THE GHOST OF NEJI HYUGA GETS YOU!

narutoxino: Honestly I really could give two shits about her I know some people would disagree but I feel like she really did not transition well as a character from the Naruto series to Naruto Shippuden and if she did then I must have missed it but do not get me wrong she is fine

narutoxkonan: She is with out a doubt the closest thing to a milf without a child. If you doubt me do the math I know she looks smoking hot but the vag don't lie.

narutoxtsunade: SERIOUSLY? NO LOVE FOR THE TOAD SAGE! Seriously though I cried when Jiraya died not just because he was an amazing character but also because of the validation that this paring could get. Honestly the Senju line could die out with her and I would not care. PLUS SHE IS OVER 50 YEARS OLD.

narutoxmei: Love her with a burning passion like lava(haha get it? like lava cause she and I... well I do her). My first argument for older women stands but GOD I wish this could happen in more fanfics.

narutoxkarin: It is ridiculous just like these others

temari(because I literally want to beat the shit out of anyone who does not approve of the ShikaxMari paring)

samui(just imagine that stone cold face while doing the deed its like being in an auditorium naked with everyone just stares at you in silence)

karui

yugito

narutoxfu: I like exotic and that is why I like her even though she has no character development, however if she is involved and is given a pairing I just hope it is shino getting some seven-tailed beetle lovin cause god knows he needs more complex human interaction.

That pretty much covers all the normal cases in parings, but if there was a single pairing where I could make it definite in the actual series would be Shikamaru and Temari if they would just get together because to me the only thing keeping them apart is the creator that is seemingly putting them together and let just remind you readers that everything that occurs in the series is never a coincidence! So don't be all like but "oh but Sage! They just said that Shikamaru and Temari are just around each other for diplomatic reasons and that whole desert scene during the war where the two girls tell the guy who likes Temari that she already has a boyfriend was just a joke!" THAT IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT (cough...damn I am yelling a lot). Anyways best. pairing. that. should. already. have. happened.

Thanks for reading and get your game on! (Ghost: Sage you know that is Yugioh GX right? Sage: what? Jesus! What have I been talking about this entire time then? Ghost: You were talking about Naruto pairings. Sage: Are you serious? I thought I was writing about Yugioh GX and how Syrus should be banging all the ladies? Ghost: You know that you don't watch that show right? Sage: haha right All Hail Naruto! (Ghost walks off) Sage: thank god he did not find out about secretly watching Yugi... Ghost: What was that!?

Sage: Thanks for reading believe it!

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-This was just too awesome not to put on the profile-

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments

Position: Log Worshipper (Since 06/18/2013)

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

English Translated Light Novels

(Complete) Kakashi Hiden: http:///r/Naruto/comments/2zyeto/translationsummary_the_final_chapterepilogue/

(Ch.1) Shikamaru Hiden: http:///post/111675465596/shikamaru-hiden-chapter-one-translators-note

(Prologue) Sakura Hiden: http:///r/Naruto/comments/2zzzj9/translation_the_prologue_from_sakura_hiden/