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Welcome to my world, where I write tons of smut- I mean, stories! Lengthy, intrinsically-sculpted scriptures loaded with adventure and beauty... and some smut.

I am a Texan who so far dabbles in writing about Powerpuff Girls, TAWOG, and My Life As A Teenage Robot. There will be much excitement, laughs, drama, love, porn AND rock music... often all at the same time!

Expect tons of music and movie references.

Favorite Bands: Frank Zappa, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, The Black Keys, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Velvet Underground, The Doors, Queen, Pink Floyd, The 13th Floor Elevators, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, The White Stripes, Phoenix, Joy Division, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Nirvana, Yes, Phish, Mötley Crüe, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Blues Magoos. If you aren't a fan, you probably won't be much of a fan of my stories... or at the very least, not understand all of my music jokes.

Favorite Movies: Boogie Nights, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, The Evil Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Clerks, Easy Rider, Carrie (1976), Misery, Jaws, Pulp Fiction, The Toxic Avenger, The Big Lebowski, Hot Tub Time Machine, Eraserhead, Dazed & Confused, Return of the Living Dead, Pineapple Express, Black Dynamite, High Fidelity, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now

Favorite TV Shows: Daria, The Powerpuff Girls (1998), Louie, The Amazing World of Gumball, Weeds, My Life As A Teenage Robot, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Eastbound and Down, Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty, South Park, Freaks & Geeks, The Middle, The Goldbergs, Futurama, pre movie SpongeBob SquarePants

If you can relate to any of that, I would probably enjoy hanging around you and vice versa.

FYI: I am generally a busy person, but will update when possible!

Profile Trivia:

-My intros to new stories (aka 2:00 PM/On a Thursday/Townsville, CA) are a reference to the intros for your typical It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode

A List of Fun Facts:

-In my free time (aside from writing fanfiction) I do a lot of drawing & cartooning

-I live and breathe rock music (original hard/classic/psychedelic/garage/blues rock, etc.)

-I'm not the most popular guy in school, but all of the friends I have are very close to me.

-I'm atheist

-Have never left the country

-I'm a movie wizard

-I think that zombies are the greatest movie monsters of all time

-platinum leveled Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 within 2 months (12/25/09 - 2/11/10). That time is a blur to me.

-Have a poster in my bathroom signed by both Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, as well as another one signed by Cathy Cavadini, EG Daily, and Tara Strong (or the Powerpuff Girls, is how you may know them), as well as a Toxic Avenger poster signed by directors Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz

-I had my copy of The Real Frank Zappa Book signed by his son Dweezil at a concert

-Favorite Guitarist: Frank Zappa (The Mothers of Invention- 1965-1970/solo musician- 1971-1993)

-Favorite Drummer: Keith Moon (The Who- 1964-1978)

-Favorite Male Vocalist: Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin- 1968-2007)

-Favorite Female Vocalist: Janis Joplin (Big Brother & The Holding Company- 1967-1970)

-Favorite Bassist: Les Claypool (Primus- 1984-Present)