ITs (Not) Easy

by Z-ComiX

Jaune Arc cheats his way into Beacon, but in a karmic event he becomes The head of Beacon's IT department instead! A collection of emails, logs, green texts and other electronic recordings depicting Jaune's struggles with trying to deal with the tech problems of the students and staff of beacon. Inspired by the Green Text "Anon works IT" and the Tumblr Series "The IT Wizard."

16. Day 11

/iT/CCT. 4Channel. vale

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Anonymous (Ja08zbc0) No. 4163521

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Hey 4 Channel, I am (barely) alive… New thread because the last one locked up. So let me recap last time:

1- The students at my school began coming in yesterday and I had not finished setting up the rooms

2- after cutting a bunch of corners I thought I had completed all the rooms, but I had forgot to set up all the scrolls for all the students

3- I caused a power outage that caused me to not only have to do all the scrolls again, I am now swamped with IT tickets to help ALL the staff fix their Tome Books and Scrolls.

4- I still have to finish all the rooms.

5- I lied about a group of hackers to save my bacon.

All in all I didn't immediately get fired, but I have so much work to do. I have created so many more things for me to do, and i have less than no time to do it. I have not slept since the last post and am starting to feel the effects of it. Im having my lunch while I post so I'll see what I can get written.

Day 11

-Be me

-Working my butt off trying to set up a bunch of scrolls

-feel like i am on a factory line

-Power on, Wipe, Download, Confirm

-Power on, Wipe, Download, Confirm

-Power on, Wipe, Download, Confirm

-Over and Over… for hours.

-emailed my boss to see if I could get some help

-"Lol No, we dont have the budge for that Anon"

-look at pile of tech that probably wont ever get used.

-Thinking Emoji .GIF

-Cougar is in the email thread

-seems to be a bit more receptive to my situation

-Somehow able to bargain my way into getting the storage room on the ground floor as a second office!

-HELL YEAH, THE KINGDOM OF ANON EXPANDS

-Think I am on a roll

-Got the kings silver tongue

-Get a devious idea…

-Try to get some one on one time with the MILF

-Say I can check her scroll for hacker viruses lol

-She says its a great idea!

-Set up Lunch Date!

-LET ME IN

-LET ME IIIINNNNN

-... She invites all the staff

- My "lunch" Is me now looking at peoples scrolls while typing this post

-Teachers think i am doing some sort of diagnostic or something

- I just plugged their phones into a charger cable that is dangling over the table

-Delete some apps off their phone saying they are "security risks"

-They just nod and clap at my genius

- "Good work Anon hunting down those hackers!"

-"T-thanks…"

-"While you're at it, my WiFi has been acting up…"

-I am just trying to enjoy this sandwich man...

-The line of teachers just gets longer…

I actually had a great idea while typing this i'm gonna try something.

Anonymous (Ja08zbc0) No. 4163567

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OOOO BOY GUYS ITS WORKING!

Had the bright Idea to setup "office hours." Just took a white board and put it on the door with a time table of when they can bother me! That was phase 1 of this plan…. Phase 2 is what happened after…

-Line of teachers waiting outside my door.

-put up my new sign for my "office hours"

-Look at crowd

-tap the sign

-WELL PROBLEM SOLVED!

-Turn around to get some sleep

-INFINITE

-uh oh

-seems the teachers dont like the fact im closing

-dont make me tap the sign

-sleep stupor fades for a moment

Pstttt…. Anon?

-Yeah Brain?

Hey Remember how you work at a huntsmen academy?

-YEAH! Neat Right?!

Ok but you know these people teach those huntsmen right?

-Yup!

So what do you think they will do to you if you cause a riot

-...

-Turn around and look at the now forming mob

-Adopt the Jurassic World raptor taming pose

-"W-WAIT! I Have an idea!"

-Look at the crowd

-look at box of activated scrolls

...

-Get a better Idea….

-Tell them to give me their scrolls

-Tell Them I will give them new scrolls

-Give them all the student scrolls and print out how to log them into their old accounts

-basically give them all the Scrolls I have not activated yet

-And give them the worksheet I was using to set up the student scrolls

-Seems to quell the crowd

-crowd disperses

-Watch them leave

-All according to keikaku...

-Take their old scrolls in a box

-Run a factory reset on all of them

-Now have all the student Scrolls set up without having to do all the work!

-And who is going to know they are using their old teacher's scrolls?

-Plus I'm sure the teachers need faster scrolls

-These students probably won't even know the difference between a Scroll 4 and a Scroll 4k

I feel like somehow this will bite me in the butt later, but right now I couldn't care less. I have several more pressing problems I have created, at least these ones wont immediately cause me a problem… Actually this little bit of guerilla outsourcing has given me a GREAT idea. I'll tell you guys about It next time. The outer Kingdom of the IT department has a nice comfy couch and I plan to use it for a nap.

I've also been informed I might be getting a co-worker but I haven't gotten the details yet...Maybe they will help get some of this work off my plate?

Anonymous (Ar6Us456) No. 4175399

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It lives!And Bahahaha! At least Anon finally meets another IT

Anonymous (3LuCdW1R) No. 4175404

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Welcome back! And a Co-worker is coming over! 4 chan will be absolutely ballistic Anon's got a potential coworker waifu now after that whole debacle. Luckily Anon's now got a second office. Anon can shield himself from all the Beacon staff that Cougar sent over to the day office.

Also I'm sure Anon will immediately discover

Anonymous (WAKnw03N) No. 4175405

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I'm happy to see a new chapter of this, it was great!

Anonymous (AK103o0o) No. 4175405

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Please don't make us wait any longer... I love this story so much!

Anonymous (bLz1gF13) No. 4175412

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Real bruh moment there, huh XD

Anonymous (sdPhaN10) No. 4175412

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You know what? I needed a good laugh cause lately schitts been goin down and I never expect this class asf story to come back but it did… right when the people needed it most cause damn that was a good Post

Anonymous (Wa9Ko320) No. 4175420

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4channel about to go nuts with hot waifu coworker.

Anonymous (M3mFAr15) No. 4175423

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Oh hell yeah

Anonymous (R04anV05) No. 4175425

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Wonderful post, art imitating life. :)

Anonymous (G74gBte) No. 4175430

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:Here I am almost breaking the television and it's remote in half cause my family doesn't seem to appreciate the redundancy of buttons on TVs because the remote will totally never break…

Anonymous (NL0r1no) No. 4175437

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I love this story. So happy that it's back

Anonymous (S4adSrmVh) No. 4175437

-4163567his has become my new favorite story. I needed some good old fashioned shinanigans.

Lol loving this story! Captain Picard teaches at Huntsmen! Best school ever. This has become my new favorite Thread. I needed some good old fashioned shinanigans.

Anonymous (LrdL0rDk) No. 4175438

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That ending lol.

Glad to see this is still alive, as always I am looking forward to more.

Anonymous (WiG09ain) No. 4175444

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It lives!

Oh, and New Co-worker is going to come around and probably find that Anon is somewhat of a fraud….