ITs (Not) Easy

by Z-ComiX

Jaune Arc cheats his way into Beacon, but in a karmic event he becomes The head of Beacon's IT department instead! A collection of emails, logs, green texts and other electronic recordings depicting Jaune's struggles with trying to deal with the tech problems of the students and staff of beacon. Inspired by the Green Text "Anon works IT" and the Tumblr Series "The IT Wizard."

18. Day 12

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Anonymous (Ja08zbc0) (OP) No. 4181522

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TL:DR for last post. Set a plan into motion today to try and "outsource" my work to the students. Other than that I got to meet my new "co-worker." I think she's gonna be a problem… Also Posted a copy of the email I sent to the First Years I referenced. Reading it back it totally does not read as something professional, should have gotten more sleep...

Day 12

-Look over my checklist of work

- Teachers PC? DONE

-Scrolls and Tomes? COMPLETE

-Daily IT Tickets? EVADED LIKE A BOSS!

-Room? SORTED

-Yesterday had the bright idea that I could outsource my work to the students

-Sent a mass email to the new student body

-Try getting them to basically duct tape all the corners I cut back onto the circles I made

-Say they can design their room!

-Something something Independence, Freedom, Responsibility ect.

-Been having students come in and out of my office all day

-Basically have them sign out what boxes of stuff they want to keep a log, but otherwise they have been doing all the heavy lifting!

-some of them ask how to set stuff up but I just tell them to give it the ol' "huntsman try"!

-try plugging it in and call me if it doesn't work

-I am the master of Macro Management!

-Could be a CEO with all this delegation of labor

-Think I'm Done for the day

-Look over my New kingdom Boxes on the first Floor

-At this point it's mostly empty but thinking I could make a cool fort here...

-Lean back in my nice chair and kick feet up on desk

-Heck yeah… I am The Boss.

-Im actually caught up on my work!

-Nothing could go wrong!

-Nothing!

-Knock Knock

- Hark! Who Doth Rap upon my door?

-Go to open it

-Oh…

-"Hello Headmaster…"

-"Hello Anon."

-Guy has this usual blank stare as he looks at me

-feel like he's judging me

-Just fix my best smile on my face and hope my hoodie hides my sweat

-Ask whats up

-Says follow him upstair

-Uh oh…

-Follow him to the Elevator

-Evangelion Elevator. Gif

-See we are going to the First year Dorms

-UH OH

-Start thinking up excuses

-Maybe I can get away with the "I was sick that day" card…

-No this is Ms. Farrels Class…

-DING!

-Follow Headmaster out of Elevator

-What happens next might shock you! Turn to page 34!

-See a scene of unbridled chaos

-Students have basically turned the whole first year floor into a micro city

-Several Cardboard box structures established

-Some kid modifying lamps and hanging lights to make an artsy light display

-students turning parts of the halls into a cafe lounge

-One Dorm is just a wall of TVs and Computers playing Forza

-Even saw one room that made the most unstable looking bunkbeds ever

-And it seems every student was in on this… urban design experiment

-Look over to the Headmistress

-She is trying to wrangle this mess

-Now totally drenched in sweat

-This is not what I meant when I said do whatever guys!

-Why are huntsmen so over the top?

-Headmaster calls to me

-"Anon, several students say you posted an email saying they could design their rooms."

-Feel like there is no way I can lie about that, its an email

-"Y-yes but-"

-"So this is your doing?"

-literally shaking

-Think I can salvage this by blaming it on the students

-Tell him I was trying to give them some freedom

-something something independence

-Some of my babbling seems to have caught his attention

-"Explain Anon."

-Ok, lets go Rhetoric, roll me double sixes

-latch onto that idea of independence

-"You know, Just thought I would help the students take that first step into adulthood right? You know they seemed like they didn't have anything to do so… rather than waste time, I thought I would give them some direction to working together as a team…"

-Start rolling mental dice

-calculating…

-6:6

-SUCCESS!

-Something about my words seems to affect him

-I think something resonated and he starts to smile

-"That's just the kind of initiative that I like to see Anon. Truly, this all might be a bit wild, but I think your idea is sound. This is exactly the thing I tried to teach the students in my opening address!"

-"Y-Yeah…"

-Remember going to his speech

-slept through it because of scroll fiasco

-"Anon,Good work."

-Aw yeah! I'm gonna get out of this scott fre-

-"However Anon, the headmistress might have something to say about this…"

-Look over at Cougar Prof

-She hands me a stack of papers

-Look at the papers

-They are all violations to public safety

-She tells me I need to make sure all of these are up to code

-Fire hazards, Loose Cables, Garbage everywhere... Plus Several students are complaining that their chargers and other tech aren't working…

-Well… Guess this is going to be my semester…

-"Oh, I almost forgot Anon."

-Headmaster nods to a girl standing off in the corner standing at attention

-shes smiling at me

-looks kinda like a serial killer with that look… but shes really cute

-kinda like that girl-next-door look, freckles and orange hair and all!

-Even a cute bow!

-however the headmasters next words drive a stake through my virgin heart

-"Anon, This is [NAME EXPUNGED]. She is the IT Officer on loan from Atlas. She is here to help you with your tech problems and help you apprehend the Hacker."

-"Salutations Anon! I am Information Technology Ready!"

-...

-Just Kill Me Now...

This is gonna be a looong semester… gotta find a way to keep her off my scent. Anyone got any ideas? Also need a good Nickname for my new Office. What you guys thinking?

Anonymous (C43hrk3t) No. 4181524

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*claps in proud*

Anonymous (3cH0n1cX) No. 4181528

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Lmao the amount of "don't bother me pls" is strong with this one. He had to force fit as much normie bullshit and 'logic' into the email as possible. I have the feeling it wont work though..

Anonymous (wqA3Ko20) No. 4181528

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Guy just told everyone to Screw off and not bother him. Respect.

Hey anon, do you have a sibling entering Beacon and found out your gig?

If so, u screwed Dude. YOU SCREWED

Anonymous (Ja08zbc0) (OP) No. 4181529

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No Actually… they mostly either live in the settlements with my family or went off to do non huntsmen work. Was never their thing fortunately. My dad tho….

Anonymous (eRqur370) No. 4181530

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Anonymous (eRqur370) No. 4181531

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I can see the preppy students screaming in the background reaction to this as they will have to talk to commoners for help since pretty sure they has no ideas how a tool kit works. can see the weapon nuts just rejoicing at being able to sneak in gun turrets into the bedroom

Anonymous (tkng1t3z) No. 4181534

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Hahhaha cleverrrr there's that ingenuity anon forgets he has

Anonymous (3uC1dWtr) No. 4181535

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non really just went

"Buzz off"- IT

Never ever reveal the secret office. Use main office as proxy to ward off staff and students.

Godspeed Anon

Anonymous (Ja08zbc0) (OP) No. 4181527

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Thanks! I'll Try my best Lol...

Anonymous (LytSdB01) No. 4181546

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Nice

Anonymous (0bs3vr01) No. 4181548

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Looks like students are going to get proper bunkbeds after all. :D

Anonymous (d1224DGS) No. 4181550

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In other words I was too drained or didn't know how to decorate the rooms. So you do it!

Anonymous (d1224DGS) No. 4181555

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ROFL ROFL

Well done, Anon, well done, you little shit! "It's not a bug, it's a feature!" indeed!

How many of the students actually figured out that you've shovelled tons of bullshit right there, I wonder? I kinda want there to be at least one person who, after reading this email, went totally, "Bullshit!"

Unlikely, I know, but I do.

Anonymous (Ja08zbc0) (OP) No. 4181557

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I 100% believe there cannot be some people who didnt question my email. But I think the herd mentality totally covered for me on this one… Im gonna try to be a bit more subtle going forward. Especially with the new girl. I need to build my rep up with the first years, they might be my classmates if i get in next semester!

Anonymous (BslgF1R3) No. 4181558

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bet you next update will be Anon complaining about people not fucking off and bothering him

Anonymous (KuR0FukA) No. 4181560

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Anon is truly becoming an adult, realizing the true nature of work:

Outsource the nonsense work so you can focus on the real problems.

Anonymous (W1ng0P1n) No. 4181564

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This is quite the intelligent BS. One could fall for it.

Anonymous (0cAdMu58) No. 4181566

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Anon: I'm gonna do what's called a "pro gamer move"

Anonymous (0cAdMu58) No. 4181571

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This is without a doubt the most blatant "sort it out yourselves" move I have seen this year; and I'll be damned, it's perfect.