When an extremely bored Reid stumbles upon Fanfiction dot net his world is turned upside down. Watch as the genius and the rest of the BAU team tackle on a threat worse than any unsub they've come across with: badly written fanfiction stories featuring them. 4th and 3rd wall will most certainly be broken. Absolute crackfic! Now taking requests.

'I've been keeping a lie. My name is Bella Potter, twin sister of Harry Potter and one of two chosen ones. This year I have to leave behind my life in Forks to help hunt down Horcruxes that will end this war for good. If I don't come back, Edward I'm sorry.' (2019 AN: CURRENTLY ALL UPDATED)

After 96 years, it's about time Papá Héctor came home.

One moment I'm driving my car to work, the next I'm running through the woods from one of the most disgusting looking creatures I've ever seen in fear for my life, crashing into a king, going on a quest and falling in love. Oh did I mention I'm apparently a 'dwarf' now? My name is Zalia Lucas, and this is my story. Fili/OC Romance/Humour/Family

When the BAU is called in for a series of gruesome, unexplainable murders close to home, a member's past connection with one of the Winchester brothers might be the key to solving this case or be the end of the team.

As the fabric of the universe crumbles, the TARDIS crew over 300 years are pulled back to the ship and are forced to live in close quarters and get along while going on daily, episodic adventures in between the domesticity. Stars Nine, Ten, Eleven, Rose, Jack, Mickey, Martha, Donna, Amy, Rory, River, Clara and later Jenny, Tentoo, Oswin Oswald and Adam Mitchell. [Improves With Age]

What happens when group of actors meet up with their characters? This is the sequel to "A Day in the Lives of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson"! (fandoms: sherlock, doctor who, supernatural, merlin, avengers, star trek, harry potter, torchwood, and pirates of the Caribbean)

Alexandria was only 10 years old when she met the Winchesters, and saved them from Hellhounds. Following the orders of her Uncle, she reluctantly stays with them. She later leaves to join the war, making a promise to Dean that they will meet again. Years later after the Wars and Apocalypse, she returns to keep her promise. Discontinued.

When Fíli doesn't escape the goblin tunnels, the Goblin King trades his captive to Azog, who is only too happy to throw his broken prize at Thorin's feet when he finally catches up to the company.

Before he was Castiel, Protector of the Winchesters, he was Castiel, Heaven's youngest angel and everybody's baby brother. A series of semi-connected one-shots surrounding Castiel and his brothers. And occasionally the Winchesters. Ch. 19 And here we have the totally unnecessary Christmas special

Follow the misadventures and trials of Brili, Fili and Kili's younger fire-tempered sister, as she takes a road she never expected to walk. Entirely unexpected reunions and plot twists to ensue! Mostly follows the films, though I deviate sometimes!

Sophie is a young witch from Hufflepuff who is given the chance to build a new life for herself when she is asked by a certain Grey Wizard to join Thorin and his company on a quest to reclaim Erebor. But with unexpected feelings and fears arising, will it all end in futility? (Previously called 'A New Beginning')

Bella's life is going smoothly after the Cullen's left, until she finds she has a twin brother & was adopted. With her new identity comes new power. Bella discovers she's a different type of supernatural. Charlie gets a new job in Mystic Falls, Bella moves to continue her education with her brother. Bella's mysterious identity and powers attract attention to her. M for Violence

Edward dumps Bella in the forest. Months later the Volturi turn up on her door step. They explain she is the mate to Caius Volturi. They ask her to leave with them. She said she will leave with them on two conditions. One they had to explain to her father about vampires and give him a choose to come with them. Two give her time to adjust before they change her. Read inside...

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.

Drabbles about Jim and his little sister. She is my OC. If you have any requests let me know.

Bella was keeping more than one secret when the Cullen's left her in Forks. Months later and the Cullen's, along with a couple of werewolves, are recruited by Lady Artemis to help in the upcoming war. Bella is tasked with taking them to Camp Half-Blood - unfortunately for her.

DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN SUPERNATURAL (i wish :P) Castiel falls very ill. Luckily Dean and Sam are there to care for him. But suddenly his symptoms get much worse and a godd outcome no longer becomes certain. (a little bit of destiel fluf moments but nothing sexual)

Tony was about to die, cold and alone on the far side of the portal. A certain god steps in to save him, only to end up stuck together on a familiar dead planet. Loki's magic can send them back to Earth, but what lurks in the darkness...and follows them home. (Warnings: angst/ hurt/smut/scary monsters)

The BAU are in over their heads when a case comes in that has no pattern accept for the fact that the victims all had a secret. Sam and Dean come in posing as FBI agents. They work within the police force to catch their monster this time, without letting the FBI know they aren't real agents and what they're really up against. (Rated T to start, might change as story progresses)

All of the dwarves cuddle with their family members at night for warmth, except Thorin. When Bilbo is freezing one night, he decides to cuddle with the only other person who is alone, thinking that Thorin is asleep. He is not, but instead of freaking out, he just pulls Bilbo closer.

Anders is banished from the family. Angry and hurt, he leaves New Zealand. Five years later they're no closer to finding Frigg and Ragnarök is closer then they'd like. But then Anders is suddenly back and he seems to have a lot of the answers. The problems just keep piling as more gods appear and myths start to become reality. Appearance from John Mitchell. Major AU.

Fili has only one safe place left to him. And he cannot hide there forever.

A series of one-shots, each dedicated for one member of Thorin's company on their Quest for Erebor. Mostly inspired by the films, but I'm trying to avoid contradicting the book. Best read together with my other drabbles *No infringement intended* Timeline #1.

Vampire ends up in middle earth, based on the hobbit movies. Thorin x oc

Even Thorin is allowed to have night terrors, but its always wonderfully reassuring when there is a Hobbit looking out for you who is incredibly concerned. Just something I wrote but not to sure if its good. I wanted something fluffy :) (P.S Thorin may be a little OOC but heyo it's my story)

John frowned. "There's a story? About why you two..." Donovan froze, her face looking as though there were a bad smell under her nose. Sherlock grinned at her displeasure. "A good one, too." One-Shot

Mycroft messes up and Johnlock is there to make sure he doesn't mess up his relationship with Greg even more. Written with TheBustyBarmaid. Oneshot.

John Watson is an English Hunter...and still hasn't told Sherlock. (I know it's been done, but I really liked the idea) How does Sherlock react to the knowledge of the Supernatural? Are the American Hunters going to make an appearance? What will Mycroft say? And DI Lestrade is in for the shock of his life (AKA demons possess Anderson)

Ryder struggles with his grades because of his dyslexia. His dad thinks he is lazy, stupid and worth nothing. What will happen when Ryder starts to get abused at home and then at school struggles chasing a girl that is in a relationship, believing he has no real friends, and his disability? (WARNING: Character Violence, Swearing, Violence, Child Abuse)

"When Thorin is effectively held prisoner by Dis for two weeks, and ordered to take a break from all his 'royal running around', Fili and Kili get to spend more time with their uncle than usual. Shenanigans ensue." Just a collection of cute drabbles, from the perspective of a variety of characters. I aim to fill the world with happy Hobbit fanfic before TaBA comes out!

Sequel to The Lake House. Three years later after the big summer at the Lake House, Kaylee finds herself starting her summer off with a bang. Complete with drugged up bus driver, stupid frat brothers, a buffed up cousin, fun loving family and friends, and a hopeful boyfriend all wrapped up in the first big party of the summer! Suckish summery.

The Doctor made a big mistake in his past. Even Regenerated for it. Now he has to fix it and make everything right. But Is it worth the lives of his friends Sam, Dean, and Sherlock? (SuperWhoLock)

An old friend visits Reid at the BAU. With some... Interesting news. He has a 15 month old daughter. How does he handle this and how does it effect him? And will his old love rekindle? Story better than summary! please R&R!

AU. When Kili was 2 years old, he was taken by Azog and his orcs. 75 years later, Kili is a fierce and lethal warrior among the orcs. Growing up, he was always told that the dwarves had tried to kill him when he was young, and the dwarves were his enemies. How will it go down, when they encounter the company? Will Kili join them, or stay with the orcs?

Or "Six times he could have kissed her, and one time he did". Zoey Monroe does not have a clue what she did to deserve this invite to the Winter Ball at Stark Tower, and she is definitely going to put her heel through this dress, and she is probably going to have a stress induced heart attack...but at least the floppy haired doctor sat in the corner is sweet. Bruce/OC, romcom.

As i stood in the elevator in stark towers i only have one thing going through my head as i hold my crossbow. Today i'm getting my brother back and nobody can stop me. after all me and him are witch hunters and he has the only bower to stop me Hansel/Clint i'm coming for you.

Reid is kidnapped by a scientist experimenting with the deep connection between twins. But Reid isn't a twin? Or is he? A shocking secret comes to light as Reid and his fellow subject are tortured. Will the team find them? Or will the experments claim their lives? Written with LaRieNGuBler.

A collection of twenty six blangst one-shots for each letter of the alphabet. Warnings inside.

The 52nd Hunger Games have begun and the Starkids have been chosen as tributes. Contains a navy-load of ships!

Loki's soul is tortured. He is found beaten and burned at night in the middle of the street in New York by Stark. His whole body in pain, burns scarred his body. Loki told himself that he was sure to die. A tortured mind, and tortured body and a tortured soul. Thanos was behind this, Loki failed him and Thanos wants his revenge. Loki takes hide out in the Stark Tower.

When Sherlock goes quiet in his room, John wants to know what he's up to. You know how people say something smells fishy? Not really.

I know this has been done so many times but I couldn't resist. Kaylee Davis is the niece to Marcus Higgins and joins the gang for the 4th of July weekend up at the lake house where she soon catches the eye of the oldest Feder. Will it be a summer romance? Sorry summery kind of sucks.

Thor sleeps anywhere, nude. Natasha sleeps curled around her gun. Steve still sleeps like a soldier. Bruce sleeps badly, fitfully. Tony, when he does sleep, sleeps spread eagle. Clint... Some Avengers Tower roommate shenanigans based on a tumblr prompt operativesurprise . / post/ 57608903545/ sylaha-theumbrellaseller-thor-thor-sleeps

Anders gets seriously injured saving his brother. But is there more to the story than the Johnsons see? (warning for attempted suicide and murder)

Clint has a secret, he's not who he says he is. He's the son of Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield, born in Middle-earth. Then when a dwarf is captured by SHIELD, Clint's past comes to light along with the life he was forced to leave behind. The life of Crown Prince Taurus Oakenshield-Baggins. (Fíli, Kíli, and Thorin still live)

When the kids go off camping for a few nights, things begin to happen when one by one they start to disappear.

Reid makes a bet with Morgan that the pretty girl at the bar won't even take a minute to turn him down. Now multi-chapter.

Three hunters born into the life, Bella, Dean and Sam are tied together by their destinies. But when Bella retires in favor of good ol' Forks, the boys bring her back to their world where she truly belongs, and where her heart truly lies. Rated T for cussing and etc.

What if the dagger had remained in the Sandglass for just a little longer? What would Dastan do if he had to live the last fifteen years of his life over?

Fili faints. Thorin panics. Kili does not panic. And the rest of the company is less than helpful. Movieverse. No slash.

Kurt doesn't know who Blaine's father is, and Blaine intends to keep it that way; but all of the expensive gift make it hard to hide it from his boyfriend. More Iron man/Glee crossover but mentions of the Avengers so why the hell not?

When scouting ahead, Fili and Kili run into some trouble and find themselves injured with no way to get back to the company. Some Kili wump with protective older brother Fili!

Okay, so I was prompted this on tumblr. Slight spoilers for shooting star, set after Sue gets fired

Another prompt fill! AU of the first episode. Anders hasn't had much contact with the other members of his family after his 21st, and only reappeared for a short time when Ty turned 21. The next time he arrives is during Axl's God ceremony, but he's changed-for the worse. He's sick. And not getting better.

When our Avengers open their own chat room what silliness will come from them! Rated T to be safe

The guns go off and everything's put into perspective. Or wherein Blaine isn't with the Glee Club when the shots go off. Tag to "Shooting Star". Trigger warning.

Thorin is injured in a fall and Fili and Kili are worried for their uncle. Luckily Bilbo is there to ease their minds and help them sleep.

Someone's there at the end to help Balthazar put his life back together.

Bilbo and Thorin finally recognize their feelings for each other at Beorn's. But when Thorin's mind is enveloped with the gold sickness, he ignores something Bilbo is desperately trying to tell him, and their relationship crumbles. Rating might go up if continued. Thilbo.

Against Thorin's wishes, Fili goes along on a scouting mission and is wounded. Fearful of his uncle's wrath, Fili doesn't tell him or anyone else, until it becomes impossible not to. I'm mean to Fili, really mean, because he is adorable. Contains worried!Kili and caringUncle!Thorin. No slash.

Thorin is hiding in a tree, and asks Bilbo to join him. Drabble, very fluffy.

"I'm right here." Thorin squeezed Kili's hand. "You're home. I found you in the Wilds." But where was Fili?

It was so large, furry, must be terribly warm and soft. Was it truly any surprise that the rest of the company tried to get their hands on it? Movieverse. No slash.

The BAU thinks they're facing theír hardest case ever, a psychopath by the name of Dean Winchester. Destiel slash.

"The last thing he saw was Kili's hand reach for him before he was suffocated by darkness." After the Battle of Five Armies, Fili and Kili are assumed to be dead... but are they?

Thorin may not have been blessed with children of his own, but this does not mean he was not blessed. Short, fluffy Thorin and his nephews - mostly Kili.

Bilbo is confused and feels like he doesn't belong to the group of the dwarves (We all know whos fault this is xD). So the dwarves decide to show him, how much he belongs to the group. Soon Thorin grows very jelaous and starts courting Bilbo, who is unaware.

The Avengers have decided to recruit a member of high society, one who only plays in the government for fun. She is sarcastic, egotistic and all around an exact clone of Tony Stark. But with Bruce, her persona is completely altered. Bruce/OC Post Movie. Dark moments. Smut. Drug use. Angst. Mentions of self-harm. Drama. Surprises in store.

Thor had no reason to believe in Santa Claus. In fact, he thought the idea was ridiculous but there might be some truth in the legend if his fellow Avengers seemed to believe in it.

All he times Thor destroyed one of the Avenger's phones.

"I've missed you so much" he whispered hugging her again as he tried to contain his tears. Mac Taylor was a strong man, but it took his daughters return after ten years to make him cry...

What if Loki had a son while sneaking around at Midgard? What if this son was like the rest of his children but still a mortal? What if this boy was the only way to save him from losing everything? Loki/Sigyn, Flack/OC, Danny/Lindsay and mentioning a few of X-Men characters

Reid cannot do anything but watch his team as a ghost as they struggle to accept the loss of a family member and as they struggle to find the man that murdered him. Reid wants justice but how can the team move on when the unsub is sending video after video of Reid's final and bloody night. Character death.

There was once another archangel, the sister Archangel. Her name is Arielle, and she has been thought to be dead since the Great Fall. Now that all the angels have been revived, she has turned up again to save her brothers and the Winchesters from Raphael and Zachariah and get back the family she once had.

Loki, imprisoned on Asgard, is visited by a young human girl who simply wanted to find a better use of her time than hacking into the White House. Little did he know that this girl would get under his skin, and worm her way into his heart, proving to be his greatest weakness. Loki/OC. COMPLETE - SEQUEL NOW UP!

The five times the Avengers found out Tony had a son, and the one time Blaine Anderson found out he his dad was /that/ Tony Stark.

When Stark, Banner and Hawkeye are caught in a collapsed building, it becomes a race against time to get them out before their injuries or lack of oxygen take them. But once they're out the real fight has only just begun.

Five times Loki was there for Thor… and one time Thor was there for Loki

Loki gets hit by a spell that requires him to remain in close physical contact with Steve. Steve decides to use this opportunity to try and convince Loki that super villain might not be the best career choice.

Post-movie. After Loki, they all sleep, only because he doesn't sleep at all. Or, five nights the team slept well, and the one night they returned the favor to the Hawk that guarded them all. No pairings or slash.

Set after the Avengers, Loki pays for his crimes. Thor is the only one who stands by him and the only one who says goodbye. Warning: Character Death

Trapped in a burning building with limited oxygen on an extremely hot summer day? Clint was having a very bad day. Clint!whump, IronHawk.

So that metal thing on Loki's mouth was an interesting touch. I figured that it would bring up some unpleasent memories for him. Rated T for a smidge of blood.

A collection of short drabbles. Kind of... explains itself really :3

Tony hits Loki with his car, but surprisingly that is the least of Loki's problems. Drenched in blood, the god of mischief is just a blank state. Set after the movie, Tony/Loki.

AU: Anderberry, Cheerio!Kurt, Nerd!Blaine: When Rachel finds Blaine's youtube channel and shows the Glee club, Kurt sees how much it upset Blaine he runs after him. A friendship buds between them, but at McKinley it won't be easy...Blangst.

A game of soccer goes bad in gym class and Blaine gets a beating. Blangst.

When you lose someone you love, but never told, it can be hard. For a Time Lord, it's much harder. Sarah Jane/The Doctor Inspired by the song "Here Without You" by 3 Doors Down.

"Know that I love you dearly," Thor whispers, and he presses a kiss to Loki's forehead, "Now sleep, little brother." / T for gore. Not really a slashy Thor x Loki, but more of strong brotherly love.

When Morgan bets Reid he can beat him in a race of elevator Vs. stairs, the team learns something that they never would have thought had been true about the young genius. ONESHOT Please READ & REVIEW! Or at least just READ! X3

What if Nizam had succeeded with his treacherous attack on Dastan? My take on how the story could have ended...

The team gets called on a case to Tampa, Florida. People are being brutaly tortured and having their throats slashed. But what happens when the BAU team becomes this UNSUBS next target? Reid-centric. THERE WILL BE TORTURE IN LATER CHAPTERS! Please R&R

Tony and Clint are trapped, and one of them may not make it out alive...

Dastan's first couple of hours in his new home as he gets accepted by the royals, how does he manage it?

Tag to S.5 Requiem, picks up at the end of the ep.

Dean gets mad at Cas for not being there to save little kid on a hunt that goes wrong. Before Dean can get a chance to apologize, Cas gets hurt saving Dean. Will Dean get to apologize, or will he be forced to live with his guilt?

Castiel is struck down with a case of the flu, but the first person to find him isn't who he'd expect... sick!Castiel caring!Crowley ... ?

after 4 years of being apart, Mr.Shue just cant stand to be away from his favorite glee clubbers! and when kurt and blaine come to the reunion, they have a big surprise for their fellow glee clubbers!

Dean had forgotten that Cas even had wings, but one day they call Cas and there they are. It may have something to do with their case they are working on. Though their eyes are working, this may be the last time they see the angel. Hurt!Cas Worried!Boys

Pre-movie, Dastan is new to the palace and has to catch up with his new brothers when it comes to school and weapons training.

Reid is loose in a casino. What could possibly go wrong?

Loki has a cold, and it's all Thor's fault. How will Thor make it up to him? Fluffy, brotherhood bonding.

Loki is kidnapped and tortured by a madman obsessed with killing gods. Thor doesn't like the idea of someone hurting his little brother.

With Victoria dead, Bella had hoped that her trouble's were over, but when her cousin Dean calls and asks for help, Bella's problems had only just begun. Will she be able to put the past behind her? And how will Edward react when he discovers the truth?

Fluff. Dastan is hurting, and Garsiv helps. Non-slash.

Tus is trying to meditate, but finds it difficult as he intervene between his two brothers.

This goes through the entire movie, but it has TONS of extra scenes written by me, and the ending will be much much different than the movie, so rest assured! Please review!

"I don't wanna be alone. Don't leave me alone." "You're not, alright? We won't leave you alone until you tell us to, ok?" Reid nodded and fell back to sleep. Reid is sick and the team watches over him.

Blaine's always turned to his big brother Spencer,maybe now he has to let go. doesn't really follow Spencer's CM charater that much

...and 1 Time he saved himself. My first fill for the glee angst meme on livejournal. Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Klaine,featuring most of the Glee Kids. Blaine, despite being confident and courageous, has no idea how to fight. Which is a problem at Mckinley.

Three times Dastan proved his loyalty and the one time that he didn't have to. It wasn't his fault his brothers seemed to attract assassination attempts. Pre-movie.

[in the process of chapter-by-chapter edits, slow; complete] AU Twelve-year-old Ever Abernathy is the daughter of the drunk winner of the 50th Hunger Games. When she is chosen as a District 12 tribute for the 72nd, will she survive, or will she suffer the typical District 12 tribute fate?

When a case once again lands Tony in hospital, this time over Christmas, he wonders why it seems to much harder to deal with his enforced stay this time around. Until, that is, an unexpected visit makes him realise what he truly means to his team.

Erin Strauss gets bored one day and decides to have each team member reveal a secret about their team mates. But what she hears from each member will shock her.

Series of Drabbles about Reid of all genres. Please R&R!

Charlotte Daley is Larry Daley's niece. She goes with him on a wild adventure to the greatest museum in the world; the Smithsonian.

There is a major miscommunication between Reid and his team, and for the life of him he, cannot understand what is so funny. Oneshot. Read and Review please:

Sharaman teaches his sons an important lesson on using their strengths to cover each others weaknesses.

Spencer Reid gets sick in the middle of a case and the team helps take care of him which wouldn't be such a problem if he didn't hate the attention. To make matters worse the team is in Alaska during the winter when the majority of the day is dark.

Tus, Garsiv, and Dastan are being left to look after themselves for a little while. This can't possibly go well. Rated for small children hitting each other with pretend swords. R&R!

Morgan and Reid are stuck in the elevator overnight. What makes it worse is Reid has a bad cough that gets worse and worse and hit his head and might have a concussion. Can Morgan keep Reid awake through the night? hurt/comfort PLEASE REVIEW! UPDATED!

REWRITE IN PROCESS. Lindsay Monroe is not actually a Monroe at all. She's Lindsay Cullen, a vampire and member of the Olympic Coven. Lindsay and her brother, Edward, have something in common, they both love the forbidden fruits, which taste the sweetest..

In the final battle between Percy and Kronos, Annabeth betrays Percy and all of Olympus. Kronos rises. Luke survives. The gods are imprisoned. Percy is sent to Ogygia before he is killed. Now, a year later, Percy is back to settle the score. And he's mad.

Dastan suffers nightmares about what happened before time was turned back, and his relationship with Garsiv in particular seems damaged by it

Reid shows up on Hotch’s doorstep with no recollection of how he got there or of the past day. With little evidence of what happened, they have to rely on his memory coming back to figure it out.

Shameless Castiel whump, cause I can. Cas gets hurt and needs the help of Dean, Sam and... someone else?

Reid gets into a fight with a fellow agent; Morgan is proud, Garcia is angry, and Hotch is attempting to make sense of it all. Two-shot.

Sue Sylvester receives a visitor, one that had always known her as Mom. Glee/Criminal Minds fanfic, a fun cross-over.

ONESHOT. Reid comes up with a very.........unique distraction. Warning: not for young, sensitive, or innocent readers. Please R&R!

When the annual reunion of the doctors once again threatens to turn ugly, the fifth doctor has a suggestion.