Miss Kay here, howdy.

My updates are sporadic at best, so ask for other things.

YES I'm a woman.

Shamelessly southern.

Talk to me about things. I will answer.

I'm very fucking frank and blunt and all those honest word things. Lying is worthless in the long run.

thoughts...

I'm not a writer, and I'm not certain I wish to be. Very simply, I'm a bully with a thousand people, places, and cliche scenarios in my head and an appreciation for words.

Bumper cars need to be on the road so I can hit ass hole drivers without getting in trouble.

When women go into public restrooms... do they just forget how to people or is this much shit and period blood necessary on the toilet seats?

Do men know how to flush toilets in public or do they just assume it's a magical-girl toilet that flushes itself?

I've never appreciated white girl privilege until I don't get arrested at a DUI checkpoint.

My drunk friend's logic: "They're called tits when they're tiny and bewbs when they're big"

To every person I've ever met that had the ability to read my mind: I'm really really sorry you had to witness that. My bad yo.

The only good movie is a bad movie... Or a MST3K movie.

In my numerous years on this planet I find that certain sounds strike a chord in my being. Today that set of sounds is the shrieking wail of trucks, reminiscent of dying elephants.

I'm tired of aging. I've decided I'll not do that anymore.

I commit entirely too much of my time to pokemon. I just. I gotta catch em all. I just GOTTA.

Marijuana.

I seek no love only acceptance.

Fucking CHEESE though.

Drinking with an alcoholic makes you better at drinking than your non-alcoholic friends.

Kids these days have no idea how crazy the shit that's happening right now is. DID ANYONE EVEN SEE A MONSTER CALLS?!?!

I cry more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

KaKAW motherfuckers.

I'm hurt to the core of my being. And that sucks. I'm fucking angry that life and my kin did this, made ME the way I am. But. The harsh storms I've had to weather have smoothed a lot of my edges, learned me a lot of lessons most people have to live decades to learn. I'm glad I'm so hurt. Because all those sweet things in life it's so easy to disregard, I treasure so much more.

There are two sides to every argument.

Language is a such a small thing to be a barrier between people.

I fall in and out of love with things, if I could just stay in love that might make my life easier.