CommanderHuskyhide bio
Author has written 28 stories for South Park. So, I'm a South Park fan and you'll see that for now, all of my fics are from that series. I'm a gay guy and I love gay pairings so you'll also see that my main pairings are also gay... I deeply love Eric Cartman, however controversial that could be... So I write a lot about him. I ship that fatty cute baby with pretty much anyone so you will see a lot of different ships for him in my works. I'm not a ship hater but I do hate ship haters... So none of that will be seen here. I hope you like my stories and that you have fun reading them. |
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Irreplaceable by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
When Mr Kitty passes away, Cartman is distraught. Even if Kyle and Mr Kitty weren't exactly the best of friends, he can't turn a blind eye to Cartman's heartbreak. He and the boys decide to do something about it. Rated T. A birthday present for PartiPooper!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2019 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Merry Crisis by PartiPooper reviews
Cartman is refusing to join the school Christmas Committee, and Kyle is going to get to the bottom of why. (Christmas Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and Cartmanness.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Alleyway Heroics by BookishTea reviews
"Grab me. Push me up against the wall of darkness and danger and do dirty, fatal things to me." A Mysterion and Coon prompt fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kenny M.] - Complete
Restitution by HeyNowNow reviews
Butters is learning to love himself, one abuser at a time
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Trio by HeyNowNow reviews
Scott Malkinson loves Butters and Cartman, and they got a surprise for him.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2017
Pretty When You Cry by Comitment101 reviews
Heidi Turner and Eric Cartman have an unusual dynamic, but they make it work. as long as no one interferes. but who would ever do such a thing? HighschoolAU, rated M because of future chapters, (eventual Wendy x Cartman, Stendy, Kyle x Heidi, Heidi x Wendy, I'm hopeful)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 11/8/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Heidi T.]
Beneath the Claws and Cobwebs by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Kyle Broflovski is 28 and bored of village life in the Bedfordshire countryside, with only his father and his books to keep him company. Eric Cartman is an orphaned lord of the manor with a dark secret. Kyle jumps at the chance to stay at a beautiful manor house but finds more than just adventure at Tenorman Hall. 'Beauty and the Beast' inspired AU. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,941 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 4/13/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Gerald B. - Complete
Phone Calls from a Lost Boy by guineabees reviews
Kyle is used to Cartman calling him in the event of an 'emergency'. What he's not expecting is a surprisingly honest conversation in the early hours of the morning and the potential for things to change between them. (Kyman)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 10/11/2016
For Her Sake or For His? by Nosfrat reviews
Bebe has slept with every guy in her class, except Cartman. He has calmed down a little over the years and her standards are low enough that she decides to go for him. After pressing him enough, she discovers an entirely new side to him. Overly fluffy Cartman x Bebe one-shot, rated T for language, sexual themes, fried chicken and Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Bebe S.] - Complete
Will You Still Care in the Morning? by Nosfrat reviews
After a fight with Kyle, Bebe shows up at Cartman's house in the middle of the night. She's cold, she has nowhere else to go, and she's not taking 'screw you hippie' for an answer. Short, cute and fluffy Cartman x Bebe one-shot. Rated T for swearing, cuddling and oreos.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Bebe S.] - Complete
Taking Baby From A Candy by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman and Wendy have given birth, but can't agree on what to name their daughter. The result? Total destruction! CartmanxWendy, ButtersxLexus, Kenny (as Mysterion) x Butters if you choose to see that, and Kenny (as Mysterion) x Cartman if you choose to see that.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B., Mysterion
Truth Be Told by ESMASTER reviews
Princess Kenny is known throughout the land to be a flagrant, whoring seductress, but Wizard King Cartman can't find any evidence of it. He may just have to make some. I'm great at writing summaries, I know. But the story's terrible I promise. SoT spoilers
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Kenny M.] - Complete
Cold Up There by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Eric thought he was content living alone in the mountains of South Park. Until a trip into town introduces him to Kyle, who has moved from New Jersey to Colorado for a fresh start, like Eric did many years ago. But there's a storm brewing that will force them closer together than they ever imagined. Multi chapter. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
A Running Start by BookishTea reviews
Kyle unwillingly joins his high school's track team. Why? Because for whatever reason, Eric Cartman is determined to release some nasty secrets if he doesn't. *Inspired by: Silence Isn't Required*
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 4/14/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Little White Tank Top by Suki-Itami reviews
A Candy songfic to "What Was I Thinkin?" by Dierks Bentley
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
Ode To Frog by BookishTea reviews
Eric Cartman gets help to ask his crush out on a romantic date. (Clydeman)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Clyde D.] - Complete
It's Me by FireWasp reviews
Cartman, who has always been an unstable person throughout his childhood, is finally beginning to turn a new leaf with the encouragement of his recovering addict of a mother & his friends. But when someone figures out how to manipulate that dwindling instability and use it for their own gain, can Kyle Kenny and Stan help Cartman to fight back and take back control of his own mind?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
South Park Eric Cartman x Reader- Cheesy Poof Love by Fandom Police reviews
What happens when your fat kid fetish takes you to the mountain tops? Find out now!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Whiskey on the shore by FrozenFoxx reviews
"Fuck me right here." Kyle licked the shell of Cartman's ear then bit the lobe. He slide his hand down the large boys chest then grabbed his crotch massaging his cock through his jeans. Kyle and Cartman having sex at Starks pond. Thats it really. Just porn. Insecure chubby Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Moving Forward Using All My Breath by punk-rock-yuppie reviews
Cartman takes Kyle fishing in an attempt to be romantic. Oneshot written for professorchaos on tumblr! Title comes from the song "I Melt With You."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Letters To Nobody by Yummykyman reviews
AU Oneshot... As Cartman moves from his childhood to his adulthood, he writes a couple of letters to cope with Kyle's death. [Based on a Headcanon. Main Character Death ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2015
Merry Christmas, Fatass by FireWasp reviews
A one shot holiday treat for all the kyman shippers 3 I hope you enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
A Game Changer by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Eric only sings about love at first sight, he doesn't really believe in it. Until a handsome waiter enters his life. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Whole New World by DragonSapphire reviews
The boys play as characters from Aladdin. Kyle is NOT amused. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Complete
Plenty Use Smiling Over Spilt Coffee by PartiPooper reviews
Look, it's a Coffee Shop AU. How unique and original. It's not like there are maybe millions of these already or anything. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Good Fight by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Kyle goes from being an angry kid who is down on his luck, to a champion boxer, to a champion boxer who wants more than the featherweight title. He wants a life with a certain special someone. Kyley B Boxing AU. Kyman. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
Anywhere But Here by CordialBloodBath reviews
Crenny Porn With a Plot hehe Kenny finally gives Craig the thing he's always dreamed of; a ticket out of South Park with no plans to return. (A continuation of my one-shot Let's Find Someplace New that's based in an AU where the guys are older and shit)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Craig T., Kenny M.]
I Always Do by NocturnalLament reviews
Dissatisfied with the monotony of life as a literature professor, Kyle Broflovski finds escape in online stripping, eager for some excitement. His regular customer Eric Cartman soon finds himself infatuated with the strange and undeniably attractive man behind the screen. They continue with their lives as normal, until one fated encounter in a grocery store. Kyman AU, rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lonely Hearts Club by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
After submitting a not-so-great paper, Eric Cartman's confidence is shaken. Enter the mysterious (and infuriating) Kyle, who may be the stress relief Eric needs. But there's just one catch... Harvard AU. Oneshot. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
Some Shit's Worth It by PartiPooper reviews
Kyle's got ninety-nine problems and all of them are Cartman. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Sorry Struggle by PartiPooper reviews
When Cartman does something bad to Kyle, he tries to say sorry - "tries" being the keyword. AKA, How Not To Say Sorry To Your Boyfriend. (Slightly Silly Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities, slightly sexual scenes, and the follies and flatulence of youth.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Llama Llama Kyle by PartiPooper reviews
Ordinary things like browsing the internet, getting your apartment inspected, and having sex with your boyfriend all seem kind of extraordinary when there's a llama involved. (Kyama One-Shot with a little bit of Kyman on the side; Rated M for profanities and mild sexual scenes; Dedicated to MissMaryMason.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] OC - Complete
Breakfast in Bed by empnk reviews
Late Valentine's Day Fic! Kyle and Cartman spend valentine's day the way they want to. Fluff. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Elephantine Endeavour by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle takes interest in a plush pachyderm, Cartman tries to win it for him. The only problem is, Cartman sucks at claw machines. (Fluffy Kyman Valentine's One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Clyde Frog by HeyNowNow reviews
Clyde Frog is magical for Cartman and Butters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Once More With Feeling by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
When Eric was ten years old, his life changed drastically. Stan turned cynical, their childhood friendship group was fractured and Kyle and Eric slowly grew closer. Eight years later, and time is running out for Eric to swallow his fear and tell Kyle exactly how he feels. Oneshot. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Everything Changes by PartiPooper reviews
One ordinary evening, Kyle accidentally sends Cartman a sexy photograph. One ordinary evening, the two of them wind up having heated phone sex. One ordinary evening, everything changes. (Smutty Kyman; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/15/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Warm and Compassionate by HeyNowNow reviews
Cartman starts dating Butters and his personality takes a complete 180. His friends don't trust this and investigate what's going on.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Speak Never and Forever Hold Your Peace by PartiPooper reviews
Even though they are engaged to one other, Cartman still has some insecurities about their relationship that exasperate Kyle. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Tummy Tickles by PartiPooper reviews
One simple scene one simple morning in one simple bed shared by a brunet and a redhead. (Fluffy Kyman Drabble; Rated T for mentions of sex.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Stick of Truth and Other Madness by Green Sphynx reviews
Stick of Truth AU, in which Princess Kenny certainly enjoys the comforts of being a princess. And Cartman less so. (Currently Kenman one shot, could become more)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Flying Isn't Dangerous by 2318008 reviews
Kyle and Cartman sit next to each other on a flight back from one of their adventures. Stuff happens. Rated for a hand job and language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Petrichor by PartiPooper reviews
Eric receives an unexpected visitor one rainy evening, and he couldn't be happier about it. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and the imaginings of a pubescent male.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Kings United by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Everyone always thought the Wizard King would unite the kingdom with the elf kingdom through marriage of Princess Kenny. However, not everyone knew the hatred between the High Elf King and the Wizard King was but a front for the two men who refuse to admit their want for each other. That is, until one goes with lust. SMUT NC17 (They're 19 in this. Kye is sortaOOC)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Hiring Hope by PartiPooper reviews
Cartman has a job interview to attend, and Kyle has worrying about him to do. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Proposition by PartiPooper reviews
The short-and-sweet tale of how Eric and Kyle became engaged, that all started once upon a time in a hospital after a mugging and some infuriating institutional protocols. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,178 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Ménage à trois by HeyNowNow reviews
Something is missing from Cartman and Butters' sex life and they're trying to find the classmate that'll help them fill it.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
I Must Be by Yummykyman reviews
Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle. One Shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Wonders of the Waterpark by PartiPooper reviews
Kyle and Cartman go on a date to the waterpark on a rare hot and sunny day in their town. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
A Burden Worth Bearing by PartiPooper reviews
A series of instances in which Cartman had to hold or carry Kyle, and so had to face and come to terms with his true feelings. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Maybe I Just Wanna Be Yours by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
So Kyle and Cartman are just your average couple... Bickering about Ikea curtains, tattoos and expressing their love for each other after three years of dating and two years of living together. Kyman. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Sleep Over by HeyNowNow reviews
Cartman has become so use to doing all sorts of odds things to Butters while he's asleep, he doesn't hesitate during their latest sleep over to continue the fun.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Through the Cracks by Aspergirl reviews
A ban on thong underwear is intended to put a stop to sexual behavior at South Park Elementary. Cartman has other plans, and Butters may or may not be a victim of sexual abuse. Rating for all the reasons you would imagine.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Reap What You Sow by HeyNowNow reviews
Butters is finally reaping his reward for always being kind to Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Out With the Old In With the New by JoannaKuwabara reviews
It was a New Year's Eve he would never forget, however he wished some of it he COULD forget. (Based on something that happened to me) T rating for language most. Kyman (Cartman/Kyle)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Red Chrysanthemums by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman doesn't think anybody can save him. But maybe Kyle can. Small, Kyman oneshot. Cartman/Bebe friendship. Rated M. Hope you like and reivews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Bebe S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Wishing For A Hurricane by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Twenty years is a long time to wait and wish for your hurricane. Stupidly long oneshot. Kyman. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Only cry for me by JinxedtheCat98 reviews
Kyle is upset, and Cartman doesn't really know how to feel about it. Weird Kyman fluff, enjoy! Rated T for bad language, One-Shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Smoking Section by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman is a tortured soul, bursting with unrequited love while Kyle is neurotic, self loathing and frustrated. Inspired by the amazing Jackson Waters song Center Of Attention. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Poison Us by ShovelChin reviews
Scott likes to claim that his half brother, Eric Cartman, annoys him on a daily basis; that Eric is good for nothing, perturbing, ugly and altogether, a twerp. Especially since they live under the same roof with Liane and Jack gone for the majority of the time. In other news, Scott Tenorman has a habit of lying. NSFW, Scottman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman - Complete
Wet by ShovelChin reviews
Eric and his half-brother, Scott, are supposed to be sledding; but, they become sidetracked. In order to combat the cold wetness pervading their senses, they come closer for warmth. Scottman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman - Complete
Ike's Coming Of Age by and-behold reviews
Kyle and Cartman have been together for years, but, when Kyle begins to desire someone else, what will happen? Kyle/Cartman Kyman. Kyle/Ike Kike. Incest. Yaoi. Shota. M/M. Double Lemon. Implied Masturbation. Past Slight Kyle/Stan Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Eric Cartman, Ike B., Kyle B. - Complete
Pretty Please by ShovelChin reviews
By societal rule, no one should ever fall for someone that was the same sex, let alone someone related to them. But Eric didn't view Scott as his brother. He only saw him as an uncanny, alluring, intelligent, and funny boy who shared the same father.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman - Complete
Here's My Snout by ShovelChin reviews
Scott spends some alone time to physically contemplate Eric Cartman, and in the process shows the roots of a darker side. Very NSFW. Scottman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Scott Tenorman, Eric Cartman - Complete
The Fine Line by scarylolita reviews
Cartman almost kills Kyle and, much to his own surprise, he finds himself feeling rather guilty about it. Slash, Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Mysterion OUT! by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
For Eric. Cartman. Must. Bottom. -Mysterion is caught in an interview, and is prompted to pick a teammate that he finds attractive. Does his response actually draw on him a new realization for someone none other than The Coon? And how is The Coon going to handle the comment? Slight Non/Con. Violence, bondage, cussing, Cartman/Kenny and Mysterion/The Coon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, Mysterion - Complete
It hits the fan by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
South Park is suffering from a heat wave and Kyle has a way of dealing with it. But Cartman wouldn't be Cartman if he didn't demand some us of it as well. Heat, however, makes people act strange and before you know it things spiral out of control. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,740 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Silence by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
The cute lil' smile between Cartman and Kyle in You're Getting Old never fails to inspire me. Though I love the hate between these two and Stan and Kyle being SBFs, it's nice to have some fluffy yet angsty Kyman. Rated T. Hope you enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You're All That Matters To Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Swordswelter by hollycomb reviews
Cartman decides to get plastic surgery to correct the one thing about his body that bothers him most. Butters doesn't approve, but he's along for the ride as usual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Eat You Alive by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Kyle spends the night with Cartman to play a game. They end up doing more than expected. Oneshot -Warnings: NC-17, S&M play, restraint, biting, breathplay - Kyman, Kyle/Cartman, masochist!Kyle, Sadist!Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Una boda a prueba de balas en cuatro actos by VicPin reviews
Un rapto, una boda "por la fuerza", un nutrido grupo de narcotraficantes irrumpiendo la celebración y la balacera mas frenética que te puedas enfrentar... Con tal de proteger al ser que más amas: La novia... Perdón, el novio. Pésimo summary... R-T
South Park - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman Finds Love by KennyExxy reviews
The ending and aftermath of the episode "Cartman Finds Love." Oneshot. After getting an unpleasant speech and song from Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski goes to Cartman to get answers. But instead gets something completely unexpected. Kyman Kyle x Cartman . Dont like, don't read.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A not too clever conversation by Mioda Ibuki reviews
I roleplay South Park with Cleverbot. 01: Kyman: The Tragedy of Kyle and Eric - rated M for mild explicit scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
My Guardian Fatass by KennyxButtman reviews
After a rough night for the Stotch boy, a very awesome and kewl hero, the Coon, steps in to help him see that there is hope, even when times are tough.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Curricular by DragonSapphire reviews
Repost: Follow-up to 'Chicken.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Ménage à trois: Aventura de tres by VicPin reviews
:Kyclyman KylexClydexCartman : Kyle y Clyde deciden arriesgar su pescuezo y tener con Cartman una noche olvidable y con una sorpresa para uno de ellos... A espaldas de sus novios Trent y Josh. Dedicado a: Honey-Dolly, ShinigamiJazzDark89 y JeyDS.
South Park - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Clyde D., Eric Cartman - Complete
Los dos gatitos by VicPin reviews
Style y Kyman. Dos gatitos y sus dos amos, ambas parejas unidas por el amor que surge entre ellos... Mejor pásenle y lean.
South Park - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
In the Night by Suki-Itami reviews
Cartman is dragged along to a party in the woods where Marjorine is the entertainment.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
PROMESA by VicPin reviews
Lo que se inicia como un simple ciclo de chantajes entre dos individuos que se odian termina convirtiéndose en el más extraño... O extraordinario amor que uno se pueda imaginar. ::LEMON 90%:: CAPITULO FINAL UP! CAP. 22. COMPLETO!
South Park - Rated: M - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,819 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Tutor by Ch33tle reviews
Butters volunteers to be Cartman's tutor. Little does he know that Eric Cartman has other ideas in mind for their "study sessions".
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Play Time by Naked Sasquatch reviews
A series of oneshots all about how little play dates evolved into gay dates. Butters/Cartman or Buttman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Drabble Fics by moonlitelm reviews
So far: StanKyle, CartmanWendy, KennyKyle, CartmanClyde, ClydeBebe, WendyBebe, CartmanButters, StanWendy, SheilaLiane, KyleButters, KennyWendy, ShellyIke, ShellyTrent, ShellyStan, KyleIke, CartmanKyle - many others as well now.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010
Everybody Loves Cartman by cell12 reviews
Stan and Kyle's relationship is falling apart. They go to first Butters and then Kenny for advice - only to find the two blondes both have feelings for Cartman. Rated M for mild descriptions of abuse and massive Cartman slash in later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,382 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Mine by Moonshoes Colfer reviews
Eric Cartman confuses Kenny. KenEric. WARNING: Smutty slash ahead!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Possessive by moonlitelm reviews
Adult Eric and Kyle have a bit of a tussle with a waiter, who gets a little...grabby. Just a drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Christmas Time is Here! by Toru887 reviews
South Park yaoi Christmas Specail :3 First Chapter already posted :3 Contains yaoi, don't like don't read. Does not only contain one couple. has many others! Couples: Kyman-Bunny-Creek-ClydeXStan ect.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Ganar by cryle reviews
Siempre ganas tu, hoy me toca a mi. cartman x kyle..
South Park - Rated: T - Spanish - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Popping the Question by NightingaleLost reviews
Sometimes the answer you expect isn't the answer you receive. Especially when Eric Cartman is involved. Rated 'M' for sexual themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Rebellion by Bialy reviews
Wendy can trace, very clearly, the events that brought her to Eric Cartman's bedroom in the darkest hours of the night. Giving herself up to him is simply a test. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Caught In The Act by JasonMyersX reviews
When Cartman agrees to go to Wendy's house to work on an essay that they got as punishment, he catches her in the act of doing something dirty... CANDY LEMON. Definitely rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Grounded by CartmanFan reviews
Butters is grounded again. Because of Cartman. Yaoi content, rated M to be safe and for possible later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Father's Day by xEmerald Isle reviews
It is the one day of the year Cartman hates and can barely cope with. He wants nothing more than to have a father who could be there for him when he needed him. Cartman doesn't want to go through so much pain anymore... Oneshot. Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Well by Takethe Blanket reviews
RATED MATURE. Chapter fic - After seventeen years in South Park, Colorado, the boys are starting to feel a little lost. It's the beginning of Junior year, and Kyle is forced to help a bedridden Cartman catch up on his school work. Slash, several pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Dirty Laundry by Takethe Blanket reviews
One shot- Several years later, Kyle finds he still needs the comfort of his first true love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Unforgivable by beforethequeen reviews
Cartman/Kyle. Eric does not fully understand him.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Paranoia by moonlitelm reviews
Clyde had a nightmare of sorts, and it's up to Eric to make him feel better.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Clyde D. - Complete
Be Mine Forever by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are all at Stark's Pond playing Truth Or Dare. Kyle gets dared by Cartman to do something he doesn't want to do... Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Broken Image of Me by DarkTragicAngel reviews
After a search of several years, Cartman finnaly finds Kyle. Kyle's new lifestyle and profession shock him, but it's also that exactly that brings the two enemies/friends closer. Pairing Cartman/Kyle. Very explicit
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Spilt Milk by moonlitelm reviews
Drabblefic. Clyde sitting in class, thinking about his fetish and the trouble it gets him into.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Clyde D. - Complete
Cartman is a Creep by moonlitelm reviews
Cartman is completely obsessed with Kyle. These are some of the things he does during his days...I really suck at summaries, holy cow.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
On love and sex by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Red Rocket Racer by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Craig has two loves in his life: His dog, Stripe, and Red Racer. When his loves are threatened he goes to, who else, but Tweek, CraigxTweek. TokenxClyde.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,027 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] [Clyde D., Token B.] - Complete
Who's Day? by Yin.Hearts.Yang reviews
For all ButtersXCartman fans, you've obviously seen "Cartman Sucks". So, the question arises: What if Butter's dad hadn't walked in when he did? I found it somewhat funny, also explicit non-intercourse boy-with-boy things. Fair warning
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Tea Party by Brat-Child3 reviews
Alone in life, Cartman desperately tries to find a friend he can play his favorite game with. Cowritten with KyleisGod.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Shooting Stars and Satellites by beforethequeen reviews
Eric Cartman wonders if he'll ever find change. Slash EK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Birthday by Sofa King Danny reviews
Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Exile's Letter by Sofa King Danny reviews
A young boy longingly admires the strength of an enemy he wishes was a friend. oneshot, some implied slash.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Change by Sofa King Danny reviews
ONESHOT: Everything about South Park feels wrong, and nothing ever changes. [KylexCartman]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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We're grown ups now dude reviews
Eric and Kenny are preparing for an outing. Eric is nervous about something.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2020 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Little winged big love
A night of celebration for some small but very busy guys in South Park
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Published: 12/28/2019 - Complete
Make it with you
Convoluted plans are Eric's specialty. But they not always go the way he wants...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,730 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2019 - Published: 11/30/2019 - Clyde D., Craig T., Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Debasement
Eric has a new hobby. One that requires the help from his friends and aquaintances. He's on the road to become the next Spielberg, Kubrik, Coppola... Of the porn industry...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2019 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Born to die reviews
Kenny and Cartman have a deal. A very lucrative deal where money is not even on the table but both of them get more from it than they let on. Warning, there's gore in this story...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2019 - Published: 7/18/2019
Eric uy
Just a sneak peek of an AU I might or might not do in the future... This was made as a birthday gift for a friend.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2019 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Tweek T. - Complete
Private eye reviews
Sometimes all it takes is one moment to start a landslide which could end up defining a person's life. Kyle knows that too well.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2019
Shocking news
Some things takes us by surprise. Especially the impossible ones...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2019 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
All or none reviews
Kyle comes back to find an unpleasant surprise.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2019 - Published: 6/1/2019 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
No light
"No light, no light in your bright blue eyes I never knew daylight could be so violent A revelation in the light of day You can't choose what stays and what fades away And I'd do anything to make you stay Tell me what you want me to say"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,805 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Whore reviews
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Like mother like son... Eric needs money and falls into the world's oldest job to get it. Eric X A lot of people, don't know if to tag all the ships since it ruins some of the surprises... Lots of smut since this is basically porn with a plot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 1/11/2019 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Bruised reviews
Stan gets really mad about some bruises Kyle shows him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2019 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hotdog reviews
Kenny makes a move on Eric.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2019 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Unfulfilled Desire reviews
Something dark has been happening near the boys. Eric is not worried.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Eating up
Contrary to popular belief, Eric is not the only one who loves food.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2019 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield, Volume 2 reviews
The boys from South Park have gone trough a lot together, but now, as they start their teen years, a lot of things change. Multi volume, multi chaptered novel focused on the lives of the four main boys from South Park as they discover new things about themselves. Mostly focused on Kyman. Angst, comfort, hard themes and lots, lots of fluff. Rated M but with some MA content later
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2018 - Published: 10/19/2017 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Cooking
Stan learns something new each day when he's with Eric
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2018 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Tired reviews
Eric is tired and his boyfriends help him recover. Styleman fic
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2018 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Convergence reviews
Kyle and Cartman are straight but they fuck each other anyways.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield, Volume 1 reviews
The boys from South Park have gone trough a lot together, but now, as they start their teen years, a lot of things change. Multi volume, multi chaptered novel focused on the lives of the four main boys from South Park as they discover new things about themselves. Mostly focused on Kyman. Angst, comfort, hard themes and lots, lots of fluff. Rated M but with some MA content later
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 247,709 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
It all stays in the family reviews
When life gives you a heartache, they say Canadians are good to mend a broken heart...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Eric Cartman, Ike B., Kyle B. - Complete
Larion Keep reviews
After a long time of peace, the Grand Wizard Eric Cartman wants to further the truce with the Elven King Kyle but is always met with a refusal. A ride through the forest together is Eric's last chance to finally get what he wants...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The first of many reviews
Things don't always go the way we intended. But sometimes that can be even better in the end... Kyman short story...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
There weren't any fireworks reviews
A life changing moment, a person's first kiss is supposed to feel a certain way. For Kyle Broflovski it didn't felt like to what people is used to. It just felt better... Kyman short one shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Shine reviews
There are some people that were just meant to be with each other. And not even death can stop two intertwined souls from being together... This is a fluffy, angsty and smutty fic involving Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick, two battered and lonely souls that can only find solace in each other.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Snippet of a happy song reviews
Just a little peek into a day in the life of some guys in love and the children they have together... Fluffy Kystotchman (KyleXButtersXCartman)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Eric Cartman, Butters S., Kyle B.
A las nueve reviews
Some habits are dangerous and routines can be even deadly soemetimes, specially when the heart is involved. Eric Cartman knows this all too well, being trapped into a daily routine that can easily lift his heart to heaven one second and sink it into hell the next one. Keneric, Crenny, and a surprise ship at the end... ;)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Craig T., Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Three is not always a crowd reviews
A brief one-shot about how love can wreck people or save them. And of how what we're used to see as "normal" is not always the only right way to live a happy life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Eric Cartman, Butters S., Kyle B. - Complete