Hello! I'm Sam. I'm going to tell you a few things about me!

1. I'm a girl

2. I LOVE to sing

3. I love to read

4. I love writing (duh)

5. My favorite books; Sister's Grimm, Hunger Games, Leven Thumps, Runes, and Pillage.

6. I love to make people think I'm insane. I really don't know why.

7. Okay, no making fun of me on this one. I believe in magic. Hey! I said no laughing!

8. I have a sister and a brother.

9. I am the oldest of those two

10. My favorite TV show is Austin and Ally

11. My birthday is April 13

12. I shouldn't be on Fanfiction , because I'm only 12.

13. I know cuss words in sign language.

14. I really know the meaning to "Pardon my French"

15. My favorite number is 13

16. I don't like tomatoes or olives ( Kind of random...)

17. I hardly use text language, for some reason.

18. I am obsessed with the 5 elements ( Air, Fire, Water, Earth [my pen name] , and Spirit.)

19. Talking about religion makes me uncomfortable.

20. I'm from California. Even though I might write my A/Ns like I have a western accent, I don't.

21. Okay, so these next ones (21-22) aren't going to make much sense but... I have golden/auburn brown hair.

22. I have brown eyes.

23. I do not like math ;p

24. Though people think that I'm an open book, I have too many secrets. (Evil music in background)

25. I don't like talking to people about my problems, instead, I write a song with them.

26. Do you know how many people who reviewed thought I was a guy?!

27. I am friends with Miss Jelly! She doesn't want you guys to know her name, so I won't state it. Fun fact: I wrote most of Miss Jelly's profile!

So ya... I'm pretty weird.

Now, for my pledges

I promise to remember Sabrina,

Whenever I blow a gasket

I promise to remember Briar Rose,

When I see someone in a casket

I promise to remember Puck,

When I hear the word "fairy"

I promise to remember Bess,

Whenever I'm in a dairy

I promise to remember Granny

When I see an old lady with a flower in her hair

I promise to remember Veronica,

Whenever someone gives me a glare

I promise to remember Daphne

When I have no earthly cares

I promise to remember Uncle Jake,

Whenever I see someone mourn

I promise to remember Mirror,

When I see someone with a heart of thorns,

I promise to remember Charming,

Whenever I see a cocky guy

I promise to remember Tobias Clay

When I see a sad guy sigh

I promise to not kidnap baby boys

For Basil Jr.'s sake of course,

I promise to remember Moth,

Whenever I see someone use an evil force

I promise to remember TSG,

Wherever I may go,

And buy ninety copies

So I can let my obsession show!

Hunger Games pledge :

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something… Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

98% of the human population would defend themselves if someone called them weird. If you are the 2% who say "Why, thank you!" then copy and paste this onto your profile.

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. AirFireWaterEarth

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, emotionalpoemgirl, Battle-Royale-Hiroki, mockingjay411, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, CrossoverQueen1998, AirFireWaterEarth

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, CrossoverQueen1998, AirFireWaterEarth

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you'reGREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Thanks for reading!