1. I used to consider graduate school political asylum from the real world, actually it was more like protective custody

2.Disneyfied is a word. No, it is not a compliment

3."Possession" should be required reading for all English majors

4.I hope whatever insanity possessed my ancestors to leave Wales is not heridetary

5. Charles Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) is one of the people I most look forward to meeting in heaven

6.The Bakerloo is the best line in the London tube

7.Fork Agent Smith

8. I will not sleep my way into the Norton Anthology

9. Christine Daae was an idiot

10.Yes, I am a Southern Baptist, no, I do not want to burn your copy of "Harry Potter"

11. If Scott Cohen had been cast as Sirius, Snape might actually have a rival

12.The world should stop for Nanowrimo

13."Labyrinth" is too cool to be left entirely to children

14. I am beyond horse crazy, I am horse insane

15.If I am horribly murdered in a fictional New York City, I want Jack McCoy prosecuting my killer

should not have taken "Thieves" off the air

17.Or ended "Push" halfway through the season

18.Alan Shore on "The Practice" (Now "Boston Legal")earns them marginal forgivness

Ships I frequent: Erik/Christine (The Phantom of the Opera was my first love)

Agent Smith/interesting OFCs

Snape/Hermoine (After she's GROWN, don't look at me like that...)

Grima/Eowyn (Can anyone tell I like villians with amazing voices?)