Episode 4
"Do I have to whistle that annoying tune?" Black complains.
"Yeah. It's part of a plot moment near the end. And besides, you're getting paid."
"Stop using that as an excuse for everything."
Patrick spills his drink all over Leo accidentally. "Oops, my bad!"
"CUT!"
Leo squeezes fake alcohol out of his hair resignedly. "It's fine…"
Leo drops his drink when K.K. grabs him and starts shaking him.
"CUT! WHO GAVE K.K. REAL ALCOHOL?!"
"Ew, Zapp, your breath smells horrible!"
"CUT!"
Zapp tries to strangle Leo.
Everyone groans at the mention of the specialist. Someone swears profusely.
"Cut! Who was the idiot who started swearing, that wasn't in the script!"
Everyone edges away to reveal Zapp.
"ZAPP! Half pay!"
"Shit."
The fake glass bounces off Zapp's forehead, but doesn't pierce the blood bag.
"CUT! Take two!"
The fake glass hits Zapp on the shoulder.
"Take seven!"
The glass goes through the blood bag to pierce Zapp's forehead.
"Good enough! Next scene!"
"So Abrams has good luck at the expense of everyone around him? Yikes."
Femt nods. "It's great, as a concept, though."
Black shakes his head. "Only you, Femt."
"That eyepatch looks so cool." White says.
"It looks like it's cursed." Michella adds.
Leo gulps. "That so…"
"Isn't that photo from Hellsing?" Leo asks.
"No, of course not."
"You cribbed off of them, though."
"Totally." Femt says. "It's awesome."
"Damn, Abrams has the best and worst luck!" Zapp says in awe. "A meteor!"
"It's why they call him Lucky." K.K. deadpans.
"But a METEOR!"
"Zapp, calm your tits!" Femt calls. "It's not REAL!"
"Is he going to be okay?" Zapp asks.
"Aww, you do care." Michella coos from offset.
"CUT! Michella, I trusted you to behave!"
"That was a mistake." Leo snarks.
"So Chain's just going to record the beatdown, that's it? Not help?" Steven asks in confusion.
"Chain can't fight Blood Breeds, that's not in her scope." Femt explains.
"But, like, that's kinda much." Chain says. "I'd at least attempt to help."
"That's the script, people, deal with it!"
Klaus breaks the phone. It crumples in his grip.
"You squeezed too hard, there. We just wanted the screen cracked."
"Oops."
"That cross is so cool, I want a keychain of it." Zapp murmurs.
"What are you, a middle-schooler?" Leo snarks.
Black laughs. "Middle-schoolers are better than Zapp."
Zapp pounces on the duo, wrestling them to the floor.
"Ow, ow! I give!"
Black blinks hard. "I see why you hate contacts, Leo."
"It's just so uncomfortable."
"I feel that." Black takes out the red contact from his eye. "They itch like hell."
"So wait, Black's the King of Despair? For real?"
Black shrugs. "I play the part this episode, that's for sure."
"But, um, you're also you." Zapp says, confused.
"I can play two roles."
"Ugh, my head hurts."
"That's because you're an idiot." Chain hisses.
Zapp tackles Chain and they devolve to fighting on the floor.
Leo watches for a while, but notices something. "HOLY SHIT! Someone call security, Chain has a fucking knife! Break this up before someone ACTUALLY DIES!"
A/N: Sorry for the lengthy absence. I had a summer class.