Episode 5
"Zapp slaps Leo in the back of the head next scene, but gently." White reads the script. "This is gonna go well...not."
Michella snorts. "Zapp is incapable of gentle, methinks."
Zapp glares. "Hey, I ain't killed anyone yet, so I'm plenty gentle!"
"You need a new way of measuring gentle…"
"That is a big-ass truck." Chain observes.
"Ant it gets eaten. By THIS!" Femt shows off the prop truck.
"Holy shit." Someone mutters. The others agree silently.
"So this obelisk thingy is an ultra-high-security prison?" Zapp looks at the miniature model of Pandorum Asylum. "I just can't see it."
"That's cause you're an idiot." Chain hisses, again.
Zapp tackles Chain.
"Both of you cut it out!" Klaus bellows. "We have enough injuries on set as it is, don't create more!"
"Hi, I'm Dog Hummer, playing the guy with sentient blood."
Another man walks in. "I'm Deldro Brody, the voice of the sentient blood."
The others wave, but for Leo, who is too busy suffocating under Zapp's butt again.
"YOW!" Zapp leaps into the air. "You little shit, did you just bite me?"
Leo takes a deep breath. "You bet your freshly-bitten ass I did. You were warned."
Aligura trips and her mask cracks. "Why are these made of plastic?"
"So you can see through them, dimwit!" Femt calls.
"I'm not a dimwit, you're a dimwit!"
"No you!"
"No you!"
"No you!"
"No you!"
Klaus pushes up his glasses and sighs. "Children, please!"
"I get to play a love fiend? Awesome!"
"You also get to kick Leo in the head."
"Double awesome!"
"COME ON!" Leo complains. "That's not fair at-"
Aligura kicks him in the head.
"-All…" He finishes, woozy, and falls to the floor.
"You moved in too fast, gotta practice that."
"Medic…" Leo groans.
K.K. strokes her sniper rifle lovingly. "This baby's got the best shot in the world."
"It's got rubber bullets, K.K."
"And?" She replies, glaring at Femt.
"Nothing! Please don't shoot me!"
Leo tries to open the door to White's room. It's locked.
White laughs as he struggles.
White starts fake crying.
Leo freaks out. "Holy shit you're actually crying!"
"No, I'm not." She looks at him with a clear face. "I'm just really good at faking it."
"Oh."
"CUT! Damn it Leo!"