Episode 8

"Okay, this is definitely a date." K.K. mutters as Leo and Black talk to the little girl.

"CUT! K.K., stop pointing out the obvious!"

Both boys turn red.

"Ah, youth." Gregor raises a water bottle in a toast.

Gilbert toasts with his tea. "Youth."

"It's not like that! He's, like, my brother!" Black hollers.

White snickers. "Incest is win-cest."

"Okay, I'm gonna have to say that thought? That thought right there? Yeah, take that thought out back and put it down." Leo growls. "Like a rabid dog."

Sonic chitters in what seems to be agreement.

"Zapp sure does gamble." Chain observes. "Lowlife."

"She-bitch, shut up!" He throws a water bottle at her.

She catches it and twists off the top. "Thanks for the water."

"Ugh!"

Zapp puts on the fake belly. "This makes me look fat."

"That's the idea!" Black calls.

"And why do I have to be a lowlife, anyways!?"

"Because you are one." Chain mutters.

Zapp tosses the fake belly to one side and lunges at Chain.

Klaus steps in and separates them. "Enough."

Chain is holding a knife. "Aw, I almost had him!"

"Murder will get you fired!" Femt yells.

She pouts. "I was just gonna stab him a little…"

"That kills people!"

Zapp is riding on his scooter. "Hey, you forgot the fake belly!"

"No one will notice!" Femt waves Leo off.

(I noticed)

Zapp's master, Raju Jugei, frowns under his skull helmet. "Why do I have to be so rude?"

"Because my little bro likes making people feel bad." Gregor explains.

"Hey! I take offense to that!" Femt cries.

"It's true!" Gregor yells at his little brother.

"Damn, Raju, your character is mean!" Chain laughs. "Zapp deserves it."

"Hey!"

"You're an incorrigible piece of waste!" Chain fires at him.

"And you're a self-centered, inbred, waste of space bitch!"

The two start to fight.

Raju hits each of them on the head with his staff. "Children. Please."

"And it's got you feeling wet and ready?"

"Isn't that a little raunchy for a kids show?" Black mutters.

Femt shrugs. "Eh, they won't know what it means."

"I agree with Black." Gilbert says. "That's...racy."

"Roll with it, it's not a big deal."

Everyone else shares a look.

"Was the thermal shot really necessary?" Steven asks. "We get it, Zapp's horny."

"Actually, they shoved a heating pad down my pants." Zapp corrects.

Leo nods. "We're not that low. Besides, heating pads are cheaper than faking a thermal camera."

"Well it's starting to burn." Zapp says.

"Then take it out, we're done shooting!"

"Oh."

Chain snickers. "Idiot."

"Does Black know he's being possessed or not?" White wonders.

Michella rolls over. "If you ask Femt, he'll just get all mysterious again."

"Hate it when he does that."

"Yeah." The girls sigh together.

"Okay, so he definitely knows he's being possessed." White confirms. "And seems to have made a deal with the thing."

Gregor shrugs. "I mean, the thing seems like it's bad, but it hasn't actually killed anyone on the show, right?"

"If it's one of the Thirteen Kings, it's bad." Black takes the contacts out of his eyes. "At least, that's the implication."

"Femt is one of the Thirteen Kings." Gregor points out.

"And he set a monster on the city because he was bored." Leo retorts.

"Okay, yes, fair point."