And we're continuing the roasting of one Raven Beamern. Let's go ahead, and enjoy.
When the dust from the explosion finally cleared both Raven, and Mercury stood there unscathed by the powerful outburst Raven caused.
After the dust from the explosion died down Mercury dusted himself off before crossing his arms. "So was that supposed to hurt?"
Raven was beyond shocked at seeing the young man standing there undamaged from her blast. "How...How did you survive my final explosion?"
Mercury rolled his eyes before looking back at Raven. "How did you?" He'd asked
"Ah…" The older huntress turned her head away from the young assassin in embarrassment. "Touché."
"If it's not MILF then what is it? Moist?" Mercury's mind seemed to go back to Raven's forehead M.
Raven's eye twitched as she tried to glare a hole into the boy. "You think the M on my forehead stands for "moist"?"
Mercury smirked and leaned forward as if she were looking her in the eyes. "It could stand for microtits!"
Hearing that really caused Raven to blush. "It stands for Maiden!" She growled as she crossed her arm over her chest. "And I'll have you know they're probably the biggest you'd ever hope to see.
Completely ignoring Raven's wounded pride over her chest being mocked, Mercury rolled his eyes at the obvious name for the M. "What kind of name is Maiden? Did you just pick a name out of a hat?"
Raven growled as she was ready to draw her sword. "I am still a warrior, boy."
"You look like a washed up huntress in pajamas, freshly dipped in a bucket of dumbass!" The silver haired assassin taunted.
Lightning crackles around them as Raven flared down at the boy as she floated above him. "I am an instrument of destruction!"
"Ooh ooh, I have a question!" A voice took them both out of the moment as they were looking at Russel Thrush.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Russel asked them both, causing Raven to land as she couldn't believe the utter stupidity of this boy.
Mercury sighed, and started rubbing his temples. "No Russel, mayonnaise is not an instrument…"
Russel looked down for a second before looking up in wonder again. "Ooh!"
"No Russel, your penis isn't an instrument either." Hearing this come from Mercury's mouth as her eye twitches uncontrollably at the utter stupidity.
Russel just looked down and saddened again "Ohh…"