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Author has written 3 stories for Halo, Ghost in the Shell, and Mass Effect.

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Why does Mass Effect as a setting always gets chosen to be crossover-ed with stronger/OP franchises such as Halo, Warhammer 40K, Star Wars, Star Trek and StarCraft only for it to get utterly and brutally stomped, mocked and criticized so often?

It has gotten to the point Mass Effect has its own trope regarding this trend:


Fan Works / Butt Monkey - TV Tropes

From a meta standpoint, Mass Effect itself is one of these. Almost every time it is involved in a crossover, its characters are on the receiving end of a curbstomp battle and belittled afterwards.

Personally, any of those Mass Effect crossover fics that have the following tropes below are the worst.

  1. Citadel Council is incompetent, evulz and dickish.
  2. Turian commanders and soldiers are warmongering jingoists, incompetent, evuls and dickish.
  3. Citadel Council deployed the genophage on the krogan, causing a lot of stillbirths and was slowly making the species extinct. Thus, giving the krogan a sympathetic light. [While back in the Krogan Rebellion, they were completely okay of dropping asteroids and moons on colonies filled with millions of civilians.]
Citadel Council refused to help the quarians dealing with the geth.
Citadel Council didn't give the quarians a planet after got kicked out of their homeworld and colonies and condemning them to a slow death by living a nomadic lifestyle. Thus, giving them a sympathetic light. [BEFORE THAT, the quarians were been explicitly told not to continue their research in AIs and look what happened? Other than that, if y'all think those nomads are innocent people who can't do no wrong, think again.]
Mass Effect technology = STAGNANT. NO INNOVATION. AND GETS CRITICIZED.
Citadel Council hates AIs with a passion.
Everyone is racist towards the quarians.
Reapers are easily stomped by an OP faction(s) from other franchise.

Seriously, any ME crossover fics with those tropes will get old really quickly if the story just has any OP franchise crushing everyone from ME 'verse without drama, in-depth worldbuilding and reasonable implications, as well as any development, interaction, exploration and reflection of the characters involved.

For whatever reason, people take a (relatively) well thought-out settings like Mass Effect that doesn't go for ALL DA BIGGATONS! because Bioware doesn't need to make a huge Phallus Cannon to wank their setting. Even then, rather than making most characters in ME as smart, sensible, relatable and three-dimensional only limited by the setting's tech... they make those people brain dead idiots on top of those.

What's worse is the nonsensical made-up wank feats only to justify their favorite characters, organizations and governments from some of the OP franchises. Halo, unfortunately, is the worst offender of all of them.

What the fuck is up with that? The Citadel isn't bad enough to warrant it! Yeah they're annoying, but no more than any other government organization would be in any game and franchise. Why is Mass Effect such a prime target for crossover with other strong/OP franchises?

Is it because some people are so sensitive to the realization that you don't need epic biggatons to wank to in order to have a good universe to set fiction in?


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Archon-Sitting by The King of Plot Bunnies reviews
The Archons of Tevyat. Celestial beings raised into Godhood by the mandate of Heaven. What is such a divine being to do when they are no longer needed by the very people they had sworn to protect? Perhaps a star-bound traveler has the answer... OR The Archons are unable to function as human beings and Aether is stuck babysitting them in his teapot.
Genshin Impact - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 8/13 - [Aether, Raiden Shogun/Ei] Venti, Zhongli
Slayer King (Goblin Slayer AU) by gameboy5432 reviews
What if Priestes's original party went on their first quest with Goblyn Slayer? How will this 5 man party affect cannon? Knowing Goblin Slayer, he'll use the cannon to slay goblins. -Metternich per Pelasgiamus- BALADA:A Song Of Stars
Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 137,431 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Complete
A Different Set Of Stars by SouthOfFerelden reviews
Join the Andromeda Initiative, Work for the great Alec Ryder, Make the first Human Pathfinder's Team, Settle Humanities new Home World, and hopefully get a promotion. These were all on Lieutenant Cora Harper's to-do list. Falling in love with The Pathfinder was never part of the plan. Then again, neither was his Son.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 270,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 1/22 - Alec R., Scott R., Cora H.
Voyage unto Infinity by supertruckin reviews
The USS Voyager comes face to face with the massive ship that is the UNSC Infinity after Voyager's nearly fatal first test of their quantum slipstream drive. Getting home isn't their only issue. They will have to work together in order to unravel the ancient threat that plagues the new galaxy that they find themselves in. Star Trek:Voyager, Mass Effect, and Halo triple crossover
Crossover - Mass Effect & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,475 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/10/2019 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Shepard
Mass effect: Andromeda by Optimus524 reviews
The Andromeda Initiative left the Milky Way 600 years ago to settle within the Helios Cluster of the Andromeda Galaxy. But, everything went wrong, a dark energy cloud has made all the golden world uninhabitable, the arks have not arrived and an hostile alien force is trying to destroy them. However, a new human Pathfinder has arrived and it is now up to him to save the Initiative.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 326,312 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 1/9/2019 - [Scott R., Cora H.] Peebee S., Jaal aD. - Complete
Long Black Road by FrankLeroux reviews
The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango 'Til They're Sore) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.
Crossover - Mass Effect & John Wick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,384 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Complete
Railgun by Saber Knight reviews
Due to a strange incident, Mikoto and her friends find themselves in a totally different world where Humanity is struggling against extinction by a coalition of alien races known as the 'Covenant'. As they search for a way back to their own world, they are forced to fight for their very own survival. The Battle of Ballast has just begun.
Crossover - Halo & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,376 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 4/25/2014
Autonomy by Heat in Freezing reviews
The war is over. After over thirty years in the armed services, John retires to the outer colonies with a newly human Cortana. John must learn how to live as a man instead of simply a Spartan, all he has ever known how to be. AU and human!Cortana.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,192 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Cortana, Master Chief/John-117] [Kelly-087, Fred-104]
Spartans Never Die by AlphaGuardian reviews
After Carter sacrifices himself to ensure that Nobles 4 and 6 can deliver a package to the Pillar of Autumn, Six receives a transmission with no one on the other end. When he traces it, he is lead to the Scarab that Carter destroyed. What he finds there takes him, Emile and an old friend on a journey to stop the Covenant. Starts at the end of Reach, jumps to halo 2 and ends with H4
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Emile-A239/Noble Four, Carter-A259/Noble One, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
Crysis Effect 2 by DemonFireX reviews
The end of Sovereign was only the beginning. Faced with obsticles he never thought he had to face, Alex will have to do whatever he can to protect everyone from the Reapers. No matter what it takes, he'll do what's needed when others refuse to. Everything has a price. But as long as he is at her side, nothing else matters. OC/FShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,951 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 6/4/2013 - J. Garson
Crysis Effect by DemonFireX reviews
To some, Death is an End. To others, Death is a new beginning. Alex Drake will learn that his death will lead to a new purpose. Armed with a powerful suit, his combat skills and his knowledge of the universe he finds himself in, he will strive to save the innocent. But will this soldier gain more than success in his mission? OC/FShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,270 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,329 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard, Miranda L.] - Complete
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Ghost in the Shell: Ascendance reviews
A new age of infocrime has swept the galaxy, and it is threatening the Council's thousand year old stability. Section 9 is at the forefront, solving the cybercrimes whilst a new threat emerges from the horizon...
Crossover - Ghost in the Shell & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 192,452 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 6/3/2017
Re-Iteration: Ascendance's Side Story reviews
What happened to other characters in this universe? Find out here.
Crossover - Ghost in the Shell & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2018
OVERSHOT reviews
Due to unique circumstance, Spirit of Fire had to brace herself in a new galaxy... At another universe.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/16/2017 - J. Cutter, E. Anders, Alec R., Cora H.