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 Author has written 23 stories for Doctor Who, Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Hello readers! I am themanonthemoon. That name can be very misleading since I am very much the opposite of that word. I suppose if there really is a man on the moon, he wouldn't be too happy of me galavanting down here on Earth using his persona. But hopeful I will do his name justice. I am very new to the world of writing so I appreciate contructive cristicism of any form ( preferable through reviews ;D ) I've been reading fanficiton for ages, so I've picked up that bit..we, authors feed on reviews, it is part of our vital sustenance. Reviews mean updates! And by the way, I'm sixteen years old, maybe a bit too young to be an ancient man dwelling on the moon... I enjoy reading books: I'll just mention the authors for I am completely devoted to all their works - J.R.R Tolkien, Markus Zusak, Eoin Colfer, Roald Dhal, Lemony Snicket, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Agatha Christie, Diana Wynne Jones, Kenneth Oppel, Garth Nix, Patrick Ness, Neil Gaiman, Carlos Ruiz Zarfon, Graham Moore, J.K Rowling and so many more amazing writers of whom I cannot quite remember at the moment ( Sorry said authors!) And watching television...: Doctor Who, Once Upon A Time, Agatha Christie's Poirot, BBC's Sherlock, Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls, I also have a strange obsession with Food Network Challenges... and I have yet to be introduced to Merlin (HELP.) And ultimately painting and drawing : I look up to Vincent Van Gogh and Da Vinci, of course. In fact, I've painted a few portraits inspired by my favorite characters (Gollum,Sherlock,Eleven,Amy,Moriarty etc). I can't live without Dr. Who and Sherlock. I had been a fan of Sherlock Holmes for a long time but Steven Moffat just opened my eyes even more. He is the God of Home Entertainment. I am now a shameless fan of whatever he broadcasts/writes on/for television. |
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Chaos by Sanuraka reviews
He was an agent of chaos, the clown prince of Gotham city and no one could stop him, not even when they caged him. It was everything and now he's lost. Lost without her, undone by her disappearance. she's taken his will, his purpose and desire with her and now all he has are the memories of her, the echo of his girl. Until he can get her back. Rated for violence and language.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Bullets and Tuxedos by NotMarge reviews
The Joker's going to get back what is his. But first, he's got to look the part.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2017 - The Joker - Complete
Welcome to My World of Fun by BlueBubblegumBalloon reviews
A (Mad Love inspired) take on our favorite power couple of the underground. From the first meeting to the 'I do'. DCEU's version of the characters. Hope you enjoy! :D
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,179 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman
Clown Family by Harley Quinn246 reviews
Jarley and their children-from Jonny Frost's perspective.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,091 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Joker and Harley's son by Punkotic reviews
After an overwhelming response from my last story of the introduction of the Joker and Harley having a son called little JJ. This story will explore who JJ is as a person. Starting off with his birth and the acceptance from the Joker, each chapter will explore the maturity of little JJ as he grows into his own little clown outfit at his parents side. (Complete)
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,512 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
In a Mad World Only the Mad Are Sane by sofia313 reviews
Before becoming Harley Quinn, Harleen Quinzel gave birth to a daughter, Maisie. Now when Harley's in Belle Reve, it's up to the Joker to look after his stepdaughter.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, OC
She Cries at Motorcades by CaffeineChic reviews
Amy asks no more about age and babies and linear things in contorted lives. Time is wound around and through her daughter. She fears it coils too tight, even for her unfaltering girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Always My Sweetie by AmaranteReikaChan reviews
The first time River met the new incarnation of the Doctor, she was pleased to discover he no longer looked like a twelve year old. Inspired by the recent announcement of who has been cast as the Twelfth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 12th Doctor, 11th Doctor] Clara O. - Complete
Besotted by betawho reviews
Sometimes two hearts just aren't enough. What does the Doctor think when he looks at River? (This story was inspired by an icon of River, drinking wine at the picnic on the shores of Lake Silencio.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Mine by sunflowerb reviews
For the first time in their whole twisted, timey-wimey relationship, he feels like he's stumbled on an actual, big, genuine spoiler. Not just a teaser, not just some quip that she could be making up to annoy him or turn him on, but a real, proper, life-changing, future-revealing spoiler. And he can't handle it. DoctorRiver. oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Traces of a Song Long Gone by AmaranteReikaChan reviews
Clara had heard the Doctor mention Professor River Song far more times than she ever did, or would, realise. She just didn't know the right fragments of information needed to piece it all together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] Clara O. - Complete
Nightlife by betawho reviews
The Doctor had a whole life at night that none of his Companions knew about. A life with is wife. A wife who spent all her days in prison. He'd promised her all her nights would belong to him, but sometimes she didn't wait for him to arrive, sometimes she went to him...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Take Care of Her by Mandy of the Amoeba reviews
Library angst. The 10th Doctor gets an order from his next regeneration. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
When I'm Gone by hannahncakes reviews
River writes the Doctor a letter to try to help him cope when she's gone. [one-shot]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She's My Anchor and My Sail by betawho reviews
He didn't react to women like this. It was a Time Lord thing. They didn't let you out in the universe without certain precautions, and frankly, there were always so many other interesting things to think about. But River was different...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
And This Is How It Ends by markymarquee reviews
The Doctor can't just stay away. He shows up, one day, out of the blue. He stands out in the rain, and bangs on the door of the Cherry Hill Nursing Home, demanding to be let in. Spoilers for TATM. 11 and Amy Friendship, ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Pillars of Stone by SonicTeamFreeWill reviews
"Bed? Why do you want to go to bed?"..."Don't just sit there, sweetie," River mumbled. "Take me to bed. There's a good boy." River is exhausted. No ATM references - hints of angst only serve the fluffiness! XXX If you want angst as well or instead, check out this fic's companion piece/sequel Pillars of Sand. see my profile, otherwise there is a link within
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Daddy by betawho reviews
Sometimes River would catch Rory just staring at her. She knew he was looking for his daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
two by two in the ark and the ache of it by gidget89 reviews
She doesn't even hold out hope this year. Does not even expect him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
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if i had a box just for wishes
Clara huffed, already feeling a storm brewing, and was reminded why she hadn't spoken to the man for twelve years. "My parenting? What about your choice of recreation with children? Video games in a pub?" she countered. The Doctor shrugged nonchalantly. "Brilliant idea. Never had the opportunity. Thought this was the perfect window!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2015
Anywhere I would have followed you
To die would be an awfully big adventure - Peter Pan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Published: 8/23/2014 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
The Boy and his Dog reviews
Sometimes the best companions don't have to be human. This is the story of how Rory's dog (a peculiarly ginger one, at that) decided to borrow the Doctor. My take on the Doctor's travels after 'The Angels Take Manhattan.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III
Now go have yours reviews
"I've got you," he said, resting his forehead against hers. Even if there is nobody left. Even if this moment will eventually dissolve. "I've got you, River," he said once more, just to make sure. - one of the many stories he told in 300 years (inspired by a quote from Pixar's Up)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Two Words reviews
It didn't matter if River didn't come back at all - younger version, older version; in the end still one River who would ultimately face her untimely death. For what it's worth, she had a Timelord and a daughter to remember her. Always.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2013 - 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
When You Reach Me reviews
Time would never allow it. Let's not even go to space. The Doctor has a message for his daughter. In order to see her again, she has to run.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Challenge Accepted reviews
"Oh yeah? Doesn't it bother you that my face, this absolutely cool immortal face, will never change?" the Doctor said daringly. He felt he had never been this brave. Then again River always made him feel brave and other things...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Down Came The Rain reviews
Carl Powers' last moments. John laments. Sherlock's childhood. The making of Moriarty. Mycroft in the case of brothers. Mrs Hudson and the man she met in the rain. The question is: Who saved the itsy-bitsy spiders? A series of post-fall drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Mycroft H. - Complete
What if the storm ends? reviews
And I don't see you. (River/The Doctor long before the events of TNOTD).
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
You Are Always Forgiven reviews
It's been a month since she last met the Doctor. And when she finally did, he pushed her away. While she sat in the bowels of the TARDIS, River found a letter, one that was meant for her a very long time ago - one that made her realize why she could never stay mad at her Sweetie.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Head in the clouds reviews
"Doctor, who's that woman under the TARDIS?" Clara asked. "Oh her, well, she, " the Doctor scratched his head, finding nouns and appropriate adjectives. How do you describe River to a normal person anyway? "She's a TARDIS troll. " I keep coming up with these scenarios on how Clara would meet River. Ever wonder what would happen then?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Last Adventure of Melody Pond reviews
There is one other very important person who will always protect you. Her name is Melody Pond. And she is a superhero. She will always be there for you, Anthony. When you really need her, she'll be there. Just call her name. She's your big sister.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Swimming Pool reviews
Fixing things became a habit of his - a joy. And he would fix it several times, if he could, to someday hear that audible splash and those spine-tingling words 'Hello Sweetie.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Happiness reviews
For Rory Williams, happiness was easy to find. He just had to look at her and suddenly the world was less important.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy
Some Tea for the Little Dragon reviews
In which the young fire lord enjoys a game of Pai Sho.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Strength reviews
Faramir was different. Perhaps it was his difference that saved his life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Faramir - Complete
Bella the Strange reviews
In which Rodolphus Le'strange laments on the Moon and her name that did not belong to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
A is for Alice reviews
Alice finds the Hatter. AU. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Vincent's Last Letter reviews
He looked at the stars and suddenly, he didn't feel so alone. A short fic based on the Doctor Who episode 'Vincent and The Doctor.'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2012 - 11th Doctor
I is for those Immortal Moments reviews
"You and me," he repeated. "Hasn't it always been?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Petrichor
"It's always you and her, isn't it? Long after all of us are gone. Boy and his box of to see the universe!" The TARDIS was stolen on one condition. One magic word and it wasn't please.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
The Kind Lie reviews
Perhaps no one will ever know the truth behind this mystery of a man. I still don't. But from what I've learnt during my time with him, I discovered that he was both a truth and a lie. Both real and unreal. I learnt he lied to protect the people he cared for. The people with whom his own truths belonged to. - John Watson.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock H.
15 minutes reviews
Sometimes 15 minutes is just enough to summarize the greatest wonder of the universe. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete