A glove is thrown in the face of a certain mean-eyed boy.
"Natsuki Subaru, you've disrespected the entirety of the knights of Lugunica and even the royal candidate that you wish to protect. I cannot allow those actions to go unpunished. I challenge you to a duel."
The boy stares in shock at the purple-haired knight. He was challenged to a duel? Him? Ah! This must be where his super-mega-ultra-eccentric special powers come in! He openly grins at the knight.
"Of course! I hope you don't mind me humiliating you in front of all your comrades!"
He speaks in an uppity tone.
The knight looks at him with a troubled expression for a small moment, he then sighs and shakes his head.
"Very well, follow me to the arena."
The mean-eyed boy responds with a nod and follows behind the knight's back as they venture towards their battleground.
A few seconds pass before they enter a corridor, lining the ground are numerous bottles, filled with some sort of fluid. Julius stops and looks down at the bottles for a few moments, before turning to Subaru and explaining.
"Sometimes we allow the less fortunate to enter these halls. We haven't done so in a while, as you can see. These messes are always left behind and some of the nobility have pushed to stop allowing them in at all."
"I see… Wait, is this all alcohol?!"
Julius grimaces and nods. He's clearly not happy with what the common folk does in these halls. Swallowing down his opinion, he turns and continues walking, along with Subaru following him.
There are big bottles, small bottles, bottles that are half-full, and bottles that are completely empty, having spilled their remains onto the floor. The footsteps of the two disturb the pools of fluid, and they begin rippling with every step.
"This is disgusting…" Subaru's face collapses in on itself in rejection of the state of the hall.
"I'll be sure to call someone to clean this mess up, so please pay it no mind."
"Seriously? 'Pay it no mind'? How can I not when I can sli-UAHH!"
In the moments that Subaru took his mind off where he was placing his feet, he misplaced them. His foot could gain no traction on the slippery ground, and he fell on his back, hitting his head on a couple of bottles that lay on the ground. The bottles each shatter, much like how the world's power dynamics will shatter from this moment onward.
"Subaru! Are you alright?!"
Julius turned around and ran up to him, he quickly started a healing spell using one of his spirits on the boy.
However, what Julius doesn't know is that the greatest threat the world has ever seen will be born from this simple accident. The boy held great pride, but could now back it up. He knew fear, but now needed not to be afraid of anything. The boy had been reborn into an unstoppable force, one that the world wouldn't be able to prevent from independent action. Action that will be taken based on the boy's every desire.
-Stone-cold has been born upon this doomed world.
This trainwreck is co-written by Freddie 46. I can't wait for you all to get mad at me for not writing more of ABS (Yes I'm writing it), but I wanna also write crack shit, so fuck you.
This is perfect and we're accepting no criticism.
Prepare for the greatest thing you've read in your entire life. (This will be updated eventually.)