"~Awwh," Subaru yawned as he woke up from a good night's rest.

Stretching his arms as a morning routine, his hand suddenly grasped something soft and warm.

"Huh? What's… this…" He looked to his left and noticed the blue-haired girl asleep next to him. She was entirely naked while Subaru's hand was accidentally grabbing her breast.

He put his hand away, instead looking at her cute visage before deciding to wake her up.

"Rem," he called out to her with a smile, but the girl was unmoving.

"Rem, wake up!" he said her name again, this time more loudly. He also tapped her shoulder a little, which successfully woke Rem as she finally started moving her limbs.

"Ngh." She was getting out of her sleep as a soft groan escaped her lips.

Opening her blue eyes, she gazed at Subaru's smiling visage before speaking.

"Subaru-kun?"

"Good morning, Rem," he said.

The blue-haired girl sat down, looking at Subaru's visage. "Good morning, handsome," she complimented him. Her gaze kept switching between his eyes and his lips before deciding to indulge in the moment with a kiss.

"Mmmh~," she moaned out as the boy deepened the kiss.

After a few seconds, their lips parted. They looked at each other as a love-struck couple before Rem spoke up. "Your lips are as good as I remember," she cooed with a lewd look.

Subaru also wanted to compliment the girl in his own way. "And your breasts are as soft as I remember." Subaru kissed the girl again, this time softly caressing her chest.

"Mhhhh~." Even after what happened yesterday, Rem just couldn't get enough of this.

The pair laid down on the bed, further deepening the kiss. They would've gone further if it wasn't for someone interrupting with a knock on the door.

*knock* *knock*

This quickly got both Rem and Subaru to stop kissing each other, instead choosing to look at the door without options. Who knows what might happen if it was found out that Subaru was having sex with a maid.

"Barusu, are you up?" A voice came from behind the door. The black-haired boy sighed as he figured it was Ram.

"Y-Yeah, Ram. Do you need something?" Subaru asked. It still wasn't time for breakfast so he wasn't really sure what she needed.

"Have you seen Rem? She's not in her room," Ram asked, making the pair tense up.

Subaru looked at the blue-haired girl next to him with wide eyes.

Oh shit! Rem was sleeping here so her sister must've gotten worried… But I can't just say that she's right here, she'll seriously kill me! Subaru's thoughts were running on overdrive, trying to find something to tell the pink-haired girl.

Out of nowhere, Rem grabbed Subaru's shoulder while looking into his eyes.

"It'll be alright," she whispered, calming Subaru down.

The boy breathed out before answering Ram.

"Yeah, I think I saw Rem somewhere around the guest rooms?" Subaru lied to the girl as this was the best thing he could come up with.

"Guest rooms?" Ram repeated with a confused tone.

"Y-Yeah! Rem is a really hard worker. She must've woken up early just to clean the guest rooms!" Subaru quickly answered, his heart beating fast. If Ram decided to open the door like the bold girl she is, Subaru didn't think she'd like what she'd see.

"I see," Ram replied.

"Huh?" Subaru mumbled under his nose.

"It wouldn't be the first time my sister would do something like that," she continued.

Subaru nodded, "Ah, yeah. Rem is an awesome, hard-working girl," he agreed with Ram so she'd go away quicker.

"Anyway, if you happen to see Rem, tell her to kindly come and help her sister with the breakfast," she finished before leaving, not leaving a moment for Subaru to respond.

Both of them loudly sighed as the maid finally left.

"So," Rem started as she crawled on Subaru. Sitting on top of him, the boy's member rested between her legs.

"Subaru-kun thinks Rem is a hard-working girl?" she asked with a lewd smile.

She didn't allow the boy to answer her as she kissed him, this time using her tongue to dance around his own.

"Mhmmh~." Soon, their lips disconnected as a trail of saliva fell down their chins. The blue-haired girl was panting, still on top of Subaru with her hands on his toned stomach.

"As much as I want to continue, Rem needs to get dressed and go help her sister." She got up from the bed, going to one of the corners of the room to grab her clothes.

"Huh, my maid uniform is torn on the chest… I guess I was having too much fun yesterday," she chuckled as she remembered it.

Rem didn't want to wear this uniform as her sister had quite a good sight so she'd have no problem discovering her damaged clothing even if the blue-haired girl tried fixing it. "Subaru-kun, do you mind if I grab a towel? I'm gonna get washed and then I'll get a new uniform from the dresser room," she asked while standing still, letting Subaru gaze at the girl's beauty.

"S-Sure, take what you need, Rem," he stuttered out.

His answer made the girl lewdly smile at him. "Hmm, I already took Subaru-kun's virginity, so I'll just grab the towel and go… for now," she replied. Watching the boy's flustered visage was priceless.

The blue-haired girl bent over, trying to show Subaru her behind in all of its glory. "Ah, here it is," she breathed out as she grasped the towel. "Well then, I'll go now, Subaru-kun," she winked at him, the last thing she saw was the boy's red face and wide-open mouth.

Subaru was frozen as he looked at the door for a few more seconds, then, he shook his head to get out of his trance. "I better get ready too." He stood up from the bed, grabbing his black and orange tracksuit.


"Ah! Good morning, Subaru!" The first one to greet Subaru was the silver-haired girl.

"Hello, Emilia-tan. Did you sleep well?" the boy asked with a bright smile.

"Mhm, I'm pretty hungry though," she nodded while softly caressing her stomach.

"Well, I'm sure Rem and Ram have finished cooking. We can go ahead and get something," Subaru offered.

"Sure!" Emilia enthusiastically answered.


"Good morning, Emilia-sama, Barusu," Ram welcomed the duo, the aroma of fresh-made bacon in the air.

"Hi, Ram. I guess we're having bacon for breakfast?" he asked with a smile.

"Right. Today we have bacon with eggs," she replied.

"Good… I'm hungry." Subaru's stomach growled. He decided to go to the table and sit down, taking the great view of all the various food into his eyes.

Out of nowhere, the blue-haired maid sat down next to Subaru, while Emilia followed her and sat to Subaru's right.

"Subaru-kun, let Rem feed you," she smiled with a fork in her hand.

"What?! No! I wanted to feed Subaru!" Emilia argued. She did it yesterday and enjoyed it, so why should Rem do it instead?

"Now, now, please calm down," Subaru tried talking to the girls, but they ignored him.

"Emilia-sama, I believe Subaru-kun isn't owned by anyone. I offered myself to feed him first, too bad you weren't fast enough," Rem spat as she gazed at the half-elf.

"Alright, that's enough!" Subaru's voice resounded in the dining room, quieting down the pair.

"If you can't get along, then I'll just feed myself." Subaru gave them an ultimatum, their eyes wide.

"B-But why?!" Emilia inquired with a sad tone.

Subaru deeply sighed. "Emilia-tan, if you won't get along with Rem, then I… then I won't allow you to do this anymore," Subaru finished while looking at the girl.

Emilia was seemingly thinking when her voice finally called out. "A-Alright… I'm so sorry, Rem. I don't know what got over me." She raised her hand, which Rem gladly took in her own.

"It's alright, Emilia-sama. Rem has gone way out of line too," the blue-haired girl admitted as she shook the girl's hand.

Subaru observed the pair with a wide smile. "Now then, let's get to eating," he said. "But if you girls want to feed me so much, why don't you just take turns?" he proposed.

The girl's eyes widened at the idea, nodding at the boy.

The trio of Rem, Subaru, and Emilia sat in their chairs, bellies full.


"That was good. Ram, Rem, you outdid yourselves again," he complimented their work.

"Naturally, Subaru-kun!" the blue-haired girl enthusiastically replied with a smile.

Ram turned around to see Subaru. "Hah, I don't need your recognition, Barusu. My cooking is always perfect," she answered.

The boy simply sighed while mumbling, "Yeah, yeah."

He stood up from his chair. "Well then. I had some time in this mansion, but I've still yet to look around the surroundings," he said to himself, but the girls around him heard.

"Do you want me to go with you, Subaru-kun?" Rem asked as she came up to him.

The boy simply shook his head. "Nah, Rem, I can handle it," he came up to her, putting his hand on her shoulder. "Once I return, I'll come to you for some treatment though," he winked at the red-faced girl.

"A-Ah. You can count on me," she smiled.

The silver-haired half-elf overheard their conversation and so she decided to join in.

"Subaru? What treatment do you mean? Are you hurt? Do you want me to take a look?" She started asking question after question as if she was a mother taking care of her child.

Subaru's cheeks turned red. "N-No, Emilia-tan, it's nothing you need to concern yourself about," he said, but the girl didn't seem to entirely believe him.

Emilia squinted her eyes, but in the end, she went along with him. "Hmm, alright. But I'll keep my eye on you, mister," she finished.


"Ahh, nothing's better than a quick walk after breakfast," Subaru stated while stretching his hands.

"There was a forest nearby, I'd like to check it out," he said to himself.

There was a village called Arlam close to the mansion Subaru resided in. It was built next to a forest but apparently, animals cursed by the Witch live there.

Just a folk story. What bad could happen if I just had a quick look? Subaru thought with a grin as he approached the forest. Its giant trees already in sight.


Walking for a few more minutes, the boy finally stood in front of the forest.

"Wow, it's bigger than I thought," Subaru said while looking at its giant trees.

"Hmm, should I go inside?" he asked himself. "Of course I should," he grinned.

Entering the forest, the temperature suddenly dropped as no sunlight was visible because of the tree's giant leaves blocking the sky.

The black-haired boy wasn't prepared for this because he suddenly started trembling. He wasn't getting good feelings from this at all.

"I should… I should probably just head back. This was a bad idea," Subaru assessed. He turned around and wanted to start walking back from where he came from, but a sole animal with black fur stood in his path.

"A wolf?" he asked as he looked at it.

It slowly approached him while baring its teeth. Subaru wasn't prepared to defend himself at all. Instead, he chose to run away.

He wasn't too deep into the forest so after a minute of running, he finally saw the way he came from.

Looking behind himself, the wolf was getting closer and closer every second.

Damn it! That beast is catching up. If this goes for a minute longer, I'll be food! He thought. His breathing was ragged as he slowly started losing his stamina. In the end, Subaru wasn't sure if the animal would stop chasing him once they get out of the forest, so he held out to this tiny glint of hope.

He was already outside the forest, the sun warming him up.

Am I saved? He thought for a moment. But even that was instantly destroyed as he tripped over a rock, falling to the ground.

"Ugh!" he groaned.

Looking back behind him, the beast still ran towards him, and once it was close enough, it jumped, aiming for Subaru's face.

I don't want to die.

He closed his eyes, accepting his fate. He was dumb to ever go to that forest.

A sound came out as if something hard hit a lump of meat and blood splashing around. Yet Subaru didn't feel anything.

He decided to open his eyes out of curiosity. He was supposed to be wolf meat by now.

As his sight adjusted to the light, he saw the beast laying in a pool of blood, a morning star stuck inside it.

"Subaru-kun! Are you alright?" He knew that voice. It was the blue-haired maid he adored so much.

"R-Rem?" he called out to her, confused.

The maid simply nodded. "Are you hurt somewhere?" she asked. "Let me take a look." She didn't wait for his answer, instead choosing to use healing magic on his entire being.

"N-No… I mean, I hurt my leg but nothing happened," he said. He was pretty quiet so the girl had to strain her ears to hear him properly. The emotions that prevailed in his mind were confusion and fear. Up until now, he thought he could do anything as the chosen one to be brought into another world, but a mere wolf almost bit his face off a moment ago.

"There, all patched up," Rem sighed. "Can you walk, Subaru-kun?" she asked with a worried tone.

The boy tried standing up, but his leg hurt too much and so he crashed back to the ground.

"No… Sorry, Rem. I just wanted to go for a walk, but I made more work for you…" Subaru said with a sad tone.

The blue-haired maid shook her head with a smile. "Jeez, what am I gonna do with you, Subaru-kun?" she laughed for a moment before slowly picking the boy up.

"W-Whoa, Rem," he breathed out at the girl's unexpected strength. She was an oni through and through.

"Don't worry, Rem wants to do this for you, Subaru-kun," she warmly smiled at the boy before taking him to the mansion.


After a few minutes, Rem and Subaru finally entered the mansion.

No one was in sight which was good because Subaru didn't want anyone to see him in this pathetic state.

"Rem, could you bring me to my room, please?" Subaru asked, still in her arms.

The blue-haired girl nodded. "Of course, Subaru-kun,"

As they walked up the stairs, the boy kept looking around to see if someone was nearby, but the mansion was empty. Emilia must be studying, Felt is either playing in her room with Beatrice, or with Emilia, and finally, Roswaal must be on another business trip or he's doing something with Ram. In the end, Subaru deeply sighed. And before he knew it, the pair stood in front of Subaru's room.

Rem entered the room with Subaru hand in hand and gently laid him onto the bed.

"Argh… Thanks, Rem." Subaru groaned, his leg still hurt.

The girl sat next to him. "Let Rem massage it, Subaru-kun. It'll feel better," she cooed with a warm smile.

"S-Sure." he stuttered out.

She crawled next to him, putting both of her hands on his thigh.

"Then, please let Rem take care of you," she winked.

She gently pressed her hands into his thigh, massaging it.

"How does it feel, Subaru-kun?" Rem inquired.

Subaru never had a massage, but he could honestly say that this was an amazing experience.

"A-Ah, it feels good!" Subaru admitted. "Even better when it's coming from you," he added with red cheeks.

Rem also slightly blushed. "Then," she started, "allow me to bring you even more pleasure," she said as she stopped massaging him, instead grabbing his manhood.

She was about to pull it out of his pants, but both of them were interrupted by the door suddenly opening.

"Subaru, I heard weird noises, are you alright?" It was the silver-haired girl, Emilia.

The pair froze with wide eyes as they looked at the girl, Rem still having her hand on Subaru's member.

Emilia's eyes fell down on the blue-haired girl's hands. "Hmm, Rem. Why are you holding Subaru there?" she asked as she noticed it.

"A-Ah. You see, Subaru-kun hurt his leg, I was just trying to help him relieve, yes… relieve," she stuttered out, completely flustered.

Emilia approached the duo, sitting on the bed beside the flustered boy. "Is this true, Subaru? Want me to help you too?" she inquired.

"N-no… I mean, I'd love it if you did it, but I don't want to be a bother to you!" Subaru answered loudly.

The silver-haired girl shook her head with a sigh. "Subaru, I already told you that you're not a bother. I love spending time with you," she admitted with bright eyes, making Subaru fall for her all over again.

Rem noticed this and so she squeezed Subaru's thigh a little too much, making Subaru squeak out in slight discomfort.

"Kyah!"

Emilia noticed this. "Subaru, if your leg hurts so much, why didn't you say so? Let me help you, I insist." She put both of her hands on his leg, lightly massaging it so she wouldn't hurt him.

"Ahh, thank you. You truly are EMT," Subaru chuckled.

"E-Eh? EMT? What does that mean?" the silver-haired girl asked in confusion.

"It means, "Emilia-tan Maji Tenshi," he laughed. "You're a beautiful angel, Emilia-tan. You always make my heart beat fast in your presence," he admitted with a blush.

"A-A-Angel?" Even Emilia started blushing like crazy. She was never complimented before, only getting insulted because of her half-elf heritage.

"Mhm," Subaru nodded. "I appreciate everything you're doing for me, Emilia-tan," Subaru finished with a thumbs-up and a wide smile.

"Subaru…" the half-elf called out to him, speechless.

Suddenly, she jumped at him, her hands around his head.

This took the black-haired boy off-guard. He was about to ask what was that about, but he was silenced by Emilia putting her lips on his own.

"Mhh~." Both of them moaned. This was a brand-new feeling for Emilia, and even though Subaru has already done this, it surprised him how warm and soft the girl's lips were.

They melted in each other's embrace for another few seconds before finally parting to get some air.

"That was… that was nice," Emilia breathed out with a blush on her cheeks.

"E-Emilia-tan… That was awesome!" Subaru exclaimed as he remembered the soft feeling of her beautiful lips.

"Mhm," the half-elf nodded.

Rem was looking at the pair with a pout, none of the two noticing her.

"Now," Emilia put a finger on her chin as if thinking. "What name are we going to give our child?" Emilia asked herself. She was so deeply in her thoughts that she didn't notice the wide-eyed Subaru.

"W-Wait… Child?" the black-haired boy stuttered out as he waved his hands in denial.

"I was thinking maybe Chocorina?" Emilia finally left her chain of thoughts as she figured out a name for their daughter.

"Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean 'our child', Emilia-tan?" Subaru questioned once again. This time straining his ears so he'd hear her explanation perfectly.

Emilia looked at him with a pout. "Well, I mean we kissed, right? Jeez, Subaru. You don't even know how babies are made?" the silver-haired girl teased him.

"So, you see, they are made when a...a girl kisses a boy s-she likes," she stuttered out in embarrassment before continuing. "A-And then, a baby gets made," Emilia finished with crimson-red cheeks.

Subaru just looked at her completely speechless with an open mouth.

The only thing getting him out of his trance was the sound of a slap.

As he turned around, he saw Rem with a hand on her forehead, seemingly facepalming.

"I think I know what's going on," she said.

Emilia looked back at the blue-haired maid, she totally forgot Rem was even here because of her joy.

"A-Ah, Rem. What do you mean?" Emilia inquired with a confused look.

Rem sighed, prepared to destroy Emilia's innocence. "You see, Emilia-sama, babies don't come by kissing," she gave her the news with a neutral tone, also slightly blushing as she imagined what she and Subaru did yesterday.

"E-Eh? B-but Puck said…" Emilia's entire world has changed in a single moment.

"What that Great Spirit must've told you is that babies come from kissing, correct?" Rem inquired.

The silver-haired girl simply nodded with a "y-yes."

"He must've said that to protect your innocence, Emilia-sama," the maid explained. "It is unfortunate, but I agree that this is a bit rushed because I planned on teaching you a few days from now," she admitted.

Rem deeply sighed once again. "But what does it hurt to teach you now?" she added with a lewd smile.

"Emilia-sama, are you prepared to learn about sex?" Rem's voice once again resounded in the room.

"Mhm," Emilia nodded with a cute and enthusiastic sound. "Though, I have no idea what this sex is, I'd like to know how b-babies are made, please,"

Rem nodded and motioned Subaru to come a little closer. The boy obeyed and crawled closer to the two girls. "Now then, I'll tell you the basics first so you know what we're dealing with,"

"First, you know the organ you pee through, right, Emilia-sama?" Rem asked with a slight blush.

"Ah, yes! But it suddenly got all weird when I k-kissed Subaru," Emilia said in slight wonder.

"Alright, let me continue, we'll slowly get there," Rem urged. "Now then, the female organ is called a vagina. Yes, it's used for peeing, but it's also used during this sex,"

"M-My vagina can be used during sex? How?" Emilia asked with a slight blush.

"The male organ for peeing is called the penis, or manhood, but there are various slang words you can hear," Rem continued. "The penis is used during sex to penetrate the woman's vagina, hence the sexual intercourse happens," Rem finally finished with a bright red visage.

"A-Ah, I see. So, Subaru also has this penis?" the half-elf asked as she looked at Subaru's pants.

"Yes, but there is something more to sex than just having babies, Emilia-sama,"

"Huh? Sex can be used for something else than baby-making?" the silver-haired girl asked.

"Sex can be also used for pleasure. A lot of pairs do it just because it feels good, and not because they want a child, Emilia-sama," Rem answered.

"Pleasure? Hmm, it must feel very good then," Emilia wondered.

The black-haired boy just looked between the two girls, his cheeks bright red as he listened to Emilia's innocence being destroyed.

"Alright then. I'd say that this is basically everything. Now all that's left is to show you how it works. Would you like to see?" Rem proposed.

"Of course! I-I mean, I'd like to!" she enthusiastically answered.

"Very well," Rem said, turning her face to the black-haired boy. "Subaru-kun, could you come a little bit closer?" she asked with a lewd smile.

"S-Sure… But are we doing it now?" Subaru stuttered out as he wasn't prepared for this kind of development.

"I thought you loved Emilia-sama? You always blush in her presence. Besides, it's not like you don't know about this. Remember what I taught you, Subaru-kun!"

"Rem!" Subaru hissed.

"What do you mean you taught him?" Emilia asked as she looked at Subaru. "Did you do this with Rem?"

"I-I.." Subaru couldn't bring himself to tell it to Emilia, and so Rem brought it upon herself.

"Emilia-sama, as I said, sex is mostly used for pleasure. I forced myself on Subaru-kun so if you want to resent someone, please resent me," Rem said with her eyes downcast.

"Rem," the boy called out her name. It wasn't her fault.

Emilia deeply sighed. "Jeez, Rem. Please don't be sad," she cooed.

The maid looked at the silver-haired girl.

"I mean, I love Subaru so much, and yes it hurts that you had sex with him, but I've never said my feelings to him, you were the first one, so I shouldn't be angry… So I am willing to forgive you, even though you did nothing wrong," Emilia warmly smiled at the maid.

"Emilia-sama…" Rem was speechless as she gazed at the girl.

"W-Wait, Emilia-tan, you love me?" Subaru asked with bright cheeks.

"Ehehe, I always did. Even though I imagined a better place to say it, it's still nice to finally do it," Emilia said.

The boy beamed with happiness. He fell in love with Emilia at first sight, she was exactly his type. Even though deep down he felt like shit because of having sex with more than one person.

"Now then, didn't you want to show me something?" Emilia's voice brought Subaru out of his chain of thoughts.

"Yes, Emilia-sama!" Rem enthusiastically replied. She was truly glad the girl understood.

Subaru, still with red cheeks, looked at Rem.

"Well then, Subaru-kun," she called out to him while looking at his crotch. "May I?" she asked with a lewd smile.

"Y-Yeah," the boy nodded.

She took off his pants, revealing his member.

"Hmm, it's kinda small," Emilia commented, oblivious to the weight of her words.

"…" Subaru was speechless, his eyes downcast.

The maid looked at Emilia. "Emilia-sama, please refrain from using such insulting words," she scolded her.

Emilia looked at Subaru, noticing his sad visage. "A-Ah, I'm so sorry, Subaru. I didn't mean it like that… It's just that it's the first time I saw a… a penis," she apologized, at the end, her cheeks were painted with a slight blush.

"It's alright," Subaru returned to his usual self, awkwardly smiling at the half-elf.

Rem shook her head. "This is going to be rougher than I imagined," she mumbled under her breath.

Then again, it's not like I dislike challenges. She thought with a smirk.

"Emilia-sama," the maid called out to the girl, making her focus on the blue-haired maid. "If you wish for Subaru-kun to get bigger, you're gonna need to get rid of your clothes," Rem proposed.

"Get rid of my c-clothes?" Emilia repeated the maid's words. "Is that really necessary?" she inquired.

Rem nodded. "If you want Subaru-kun to show you unseen pleasure, do as I say please."

"Alright then," Emilia said as she turned to Subaru. "P-Please watch. I need you to get bigger, Subaru." she cooed.

The black-haired boy just awkwardly nodded as he observed the half-elf.

Emilia put her hands on her top, slowly undressing it. This revealed her beautiful stomach as well as her breasts still covered in a snow-white bra.

She looked back at Subaru to know what he thought, but all she got was a flustered teenager with an open mouth. She warmly smiled at the boy. She didn't think he'd find her attractive at all, no one would. After she was born with the looks of the Witch of Envy, everybody told her to keep her ugly face away from them. These were the thoughts that prevailed in her mind, yet Subaru was different.

She slowly moved her hands down her hips, reaching towards her skirt. She moved a little so it would get off easier. Once the skirt was in her hands, she put it on the floor so it wouldn't get in the way.

Her long and pale legs were revealed, as well as her attractive thighs. Subaru's entire being was mesmerized in the half-elf's beauty. She truly was an angel.

Now all that was left was her panties, and the bra covering her breasts.

Emilia was about to unzip her bra, but her eyes suddenly lit up and she stopped herself.

"Hey, Subaru," she called out to the boy with a smile. "Do you mind helping me?" she asked innocently, instantly making the boy fall for her all over again.

"S-Sure, E-Emilia-tan," Subaru stuttered out. He moved behind her, his hands on her back.

"A-Ah," Emilia groaned softly.

"I'm sorry Emilia-tan, I'm doing this for the first time," Subaru apologized.

"It's alright Subaru. But we have a slight problem mister. It's better to hear a single thank you than lots of sorry's," she scolded him.

As soon as she said that, her bra was unzipped, revealing her voluptuous breasts.

Rem's eyes widened at the sight.

This can't be! I thought my breasts were bigger… but Emilia-sama's are even larger than mine?

Subaru returned to his previous place in front of the silver-haired girl.

"Emilia-tan…" Subaru called out to her. He was hypnotized by her chest. Then, he remembered what she said. "It's better to hear a single thank you than lots of sorry's."

"Thank you for this sight," he said with a grin.

Emilia opened her mouth to say something, but then she remembered that she was the one to tell him that. "Jeez, Subaru. You're such a dunderhead," she chuckled.

"Now, for the last one." She grabbed her white panties and got them off, before throwing them to the ground.

"So," Emilia started. "What do we do now, Rem?" she asked the still distraught maid.

She didn't get a word out of her for a few seconds, so she called out to her again.

"Rem?"

The blue-haired maid shook her head, ending her chain of thoughts.

"Ah, yes. Now, as you can see, Subaru-kun is all big!" she exclaimed while grabbing the boy's member to show it in its entirety.

Emilia gazed at it with wide eyes. "Wow, you're right. Subaru is all big now!" Emilia said, making the boy blush.

"If I remember correctly, you said that Subaru's p-penis should be inserted in me, r-right?" Emilia questioned with a blush.

"That's right, Emilia-sama, but before that, we need a little bit of foreplay so you're wet and the sex is easier and more enjoyable for both of you" Rem replied.

"Foreplay?" the half-elf repeated the word.

The maid nodded. "Foreplay means that we will do something to make you wet, that way it'll be easier for Subaru-kun to slide in and you'll be in less pain," she explained.

"I see… So I need to get wet, you say? As in, splash water on myself?" Emilia asked innocently.

"N-No…"

"I… I think it's better to show than tell, Emilia-sama. So, could you please lay down and spread your legs?" she asked with a smile.

"A-Alright," Emilia did just what Rem wanted. Showing all of her beauty to Subaru.

"Now, Subaru-kun, could you?" Rem asked with a smile.

The boy looked at Rem. "Wait, you mean I should do this?" he inquired with a blush.

"Mhm," she nodded. "But in case you don't know how, let Rem show you." She grabbed his hand, aligning it with Emilia's vagina.

"Now, all you do is lightly press your finger on Emilia-sama's clitoris," she said as she guided his finger to said place.

"And gently rub your finger," she finished. Rem's hand left Subaru's, allowing the boy to try it alone.

As soon as he moved, it sent jolts of pleasure through the half-elf.

"Ahh~ t-this feels kinda good," she moaned out, feeling this way for the first time.

He continued stroking up and down, Emilia's legs slightly trembling.

Her eyes were closely observing Subaru's red face.

"S-Subaru, I'm feeling weird all of sudden ahhh~,"

The boy added another finger, rubbing a little lower. The room was now filled with the girl's loud moans.

As the boy continued rubbing on her clitoris and womanhood, his fingers started getting wet which didn't go unnoticed by Rem.

"Emilia-sama, are you feeling anything?" she asked with anticipation.

"Ahh~ hmmm~ I-I'm feeling all hot inside!" she answered through her love noises.

"That means you're almost at your limit. When this thing happens, it's called an orgasm. It's the best feeling!" the maid said with a lewd smile.

As Subaru heard that the girl was close to her limit, he decided to quicken his pace.

The girl's juices were making arousing sounds, making Subaru go even faster.

"Ahhh~ It's coming!" Emilia shouted. Her legs wrapped around Subaru's hand, the sound of juices leaving her resounding in the room.

After a few seconds, the silver-haired girl loosened up, allowing the boy to get his hand out of her crotch.

As he looked it over, his fingers were covered in her love juices. Emilia noticed how he was looking at it.

"S-Subaru, this is e-embarrassing,"

He licked his finger while looking at Emilia's wet folds,

"Ahh, EMT!" he sighed as he got a taste of her.

Rem allowed the girl to breathe for a few seconds before continuing.

"So, what did you think, Emilia-sama?" she inquired with a smug.

"This felt soooo good, Rem!" she exclaimed. "If this is how sex feels like, then I want to try it with Subaru!"

The maid sighed. "Very well, Emilia-sama," she crawled to the girl, her finger quickly rubbing against her womanhood.

She showed the wet finger to Emilia.

"As you can see, you're all wet, this is like a natural lubricant, so you'll feel more pleasure and less pain," she explained. "Though this is your first time, meaning you will be in slight pain before the pleasure hits,"

"I don't care!" Emilia replied in a child-like way.

"If it means being one with Subaru, I want to try it no matter what!"

The maid warmly smiled at the candidate. "Naturally."

She looked back at Subaru. "So, could you please come closer to Emilia-sama?" she asked.

"R-Right," the boy answered, coming closer.

His penis was now in front of Emilia's womanhood. Juices were also dripping from it as he was just too aroused from seeing the half-elf naked.

"Emilia-sama, this might hurt for a few moments, but I promise it will feel good," Rem warned the silver-haired girl.

"Mhm, alright,"

Rem looked at Subaru while nodding.

The boy aligned his manhood with Emilia's vagina, rubbing it for a few seconds.

"Alright, Emilia-tan. I'm going in!" Subaru exclaimed while slowly moving inside the girl.

"Ngh!" As soon as she felt Subaru's member inside her, she groaned.

Emilia's hands grasped the sheets, holding them tightly.

"Arghh!"

A little bit of blood started coming out of her. Subaru noticed this and so he stopped himself.

"Emilia-tan! Do you want me to stop?" he asked, panic filling his eyes.

"N-No! Please continue, I was just… overwhelmed at the slight pain,"

Subaru nodded with a wry smile and continued sliding in and out. With her being wet from the foreplay, the movement was easy and more pleasurable for both of them.

After a few more seconds, Emilia stopped groaning and instead started feeling the pleasure of it all.

"S-So this is what you meant, Rem haah~… It feels good!"

"Ah~, Emilia-tan, you're so tight!" Subaru complimented as he started moving quicker.

"Mhhhm~, Ahhh~, Subaru is going so deep!" Emilia moaned out.

The girl couldn't help herself. A lewd smile appearing on her visage.

"Ohhh~, this feels soooo good!"

Subaru grabbed her thighs, gently caressing them while still making love with her.

"Ah~, Emilia-tan. Your thighs are so soft! I just can't get enough of you!"

"S-Subaru, go faster, I'm feeling hot mmmh~ around my v-vagina!"

"Haah~ Subaru, you're making me feel too good! Mhhh~ I'll cum!"

Subaru couldn't hold himself back any longer.

"Emilia-tan~, I'm cumming!"

As soon as he shouted that, the half-elf also orgasmed as her walls tightened around Subaru's manhood, squeezing everything out of him and filling her vagina up so much that it overflowed, dirtying the sheets.

He fell onto the silver-haired girl, his penis still twitched as some semen was still flowing out.

"Haah~, haah~," the pair panted.

"I love you so much, Emilia-tan," Subaru said as he kissed the half-elf, using his tongue to bring further pleasure to both of them. Emilia also tried using her tongue, and soon they passionately fought for dominance.

Emilia caught Subaru by his hands while lewdly looking at him. "Now it's my turn to be at the top." she switched their places, the boy being at the bottom.

Subaru grabbed the half-elf's butt as well as thighs, caressing them lovingly.

"Emilia-tan, I just can't get enough of you," he breathed out. "Your thighs are perfect! Can I try them?" he asked with a lewd look.

"A-Anything for you, Subaru,"

He raised Emilia for a second, putting his penis between her thighs.

"S-Subaru, be gentle, I'm still sensitive!" she called out to him with a pout.

The black-haired boy started going up and down, using the half-elf's beautiful and soft thighs to stroke his manhood. This also aroused Emilia because the boy was rubbing against her vagina with it.

"Ah~, ah~, Subaru, this is soooo good!"

The boy slowed down a little, trying to enjoy the feeling of her thighs as much as possible. They were warm and soft, squeezing his penis between them was a divine feeling.

Emilia went along with him and pressed her thighs ever further, making Subaru moan out.

"Mmmmh~, Emilia-tan! I love you so much!"

"I-I love Subaru more! Haaah~"

Emilia's breasts were pressing against Subaru's chest. Feeling her on him made him even more aroused, and the occasional kiss they shared was the perfect dynamic.

"Ahhh~ I can't hold myself back anymore!"

"Let's cum together!" Emilia proposed.

After a moment, the pair moaned out in pure pleasure. Subaru's semen sprayed out of his manhood, covering Emilia's legs and the bed sheets in his love juices. The same goes for the mentioned half-elf. Her juices covering Subaru's member.

"Haah~, haah~, haah~… That was… awesome!" Subaru breathed out.

"Subaru… I know that we just did it, but can we go again, pretty please?" Emilia asked with puppy dog eyes.

The boy sighed with a smile. "Anything for you, Emilia-tan."

Subaru laid onto the bed. Emilia understood right away and so she crawled up next to him until she finally sat on top of the boy.

"Ready?" Emilia asked as she grasped Subaru's penis in her hand, aligning it with her hole.

"I'll always be ready for you!" Subaru exclaimed.

With that, the half-elf inserted it inside her, making a slight moan. "Hhhh~"

Going up and down as if riding Subaru, the silver-haired girl would enjoy this feeling for a little longer.

The love-making pair was so mesmerized in the other, that they forgot about a blue-haired girl pouting next to them.

"Well it is what it is, hopefully Subaru-kun will be free later," she licked her lips.


A man with peculiar make-up on his face and even more unique clothes was going around the halls of the mansion until-

"Ahhh~ Subaru! This is sooo great! Don't stop, never stop!"

A very distant moan, yet Roswaal understood.

"My, my, it seeeems Subaru-kun is enjoying himself again. And with Emilia-sama nonetheless," he said with his usual word-prolonging speech pattern.

"But… I guess I can leave them alone for noooow," he smiled.

He turned around and returned to his office.

The man opened a drawer and took out a book in black binding.

Turning page after page until he arrived at his desired one, he quietly repeated the words it said.

"Unfortunately, I won't be able to interfere in their business, but perhaaaps, even I can profit from this somehow," he whispered with a smirk as he continued reading.

"The Royal Selection starts in about a month, maybe Subaru-kun's lust can be useful to me too… shame that I don't have my old body though," he sighed, closing the book and returning it back to the drawer.


Author's Notes

Well, here we are.
I did this little joke that one guy took too seriously, so here I am. - Though I enjoyed it, today marks the 100th day since I promised a thighjob. In my opinion it is a bit underwhelming, but it's just supposed to be a cherry on top.

Now I'll discuss my other two fics.

The Sage and a Witch was a fic that I created because I was bored of my greed fic, and wanted some Echidna wholesomeness, for now, I don't plan to continue it, but I hope I will finish it one day.

In Another World as Greed - I'm gonna be honest, I kinda burned out from this fic. I took it too seriously, had to rewrite the Authority like 3 times because I misunderstood it, but I finally got everything... Anyway, I'll take a pause from those two fics because I'm not in the mood to write them - a hiatus if you will. But of course, I also hope to finish this fic one day, I wouldn't like for it to just sit there...

Anyway, hopefully you enjoyed this chapter. I'm gonna take a few days off so I don't push myself too much, but I will return. I have too much stuff planned for this smut to just give up at the beginning and not even get to the spicy stuff. (I am also writing a young Subaru fic, but I won't release it yet because it's pretty much only in the planning phase.)

- Oh and also, please tell me your opinion on this chapter. I read all of your comments even though I don't always respond.

FF community, thank you for your kind and not-so-kind words, I'll see you later.