How to tell the difference between a Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.

You give each candidate a magic lamp with a genie.
The genie then tells said candidate that they may have one wish.

The Ravenclaw asks for all the knowledge in the world so that she/he might be able to answer his/her own wishes.

The Hufflepuff produces a Christmas List and spends ten minutes deliberating between a CD or a friendship bracelet before asking for world peace.

The Gryffindor asks for the power to duel the current dark lord (but forgets to ask to be the winner).

And the Slytherin asks for three more wishes.

21/03/2004

May aswell update this.
Ok, so I am nuts... I have three fanfics on the go all at once... how dumb is that? Anyway Scream With Me finally got updated. The next chapter is in progress. As with Life and all the was left.. I have just about got the poetry part done for that. The nexty update should be much longer. Many plot ideas for Not Anymore (what kind of stupid title is that?) too.

Ok, I don't know why you're reading this, but I think I'll just use it to record my favourite fanfiction plotbunnies.

16/11/03
At the moment I guess I'm fairly obsessed with Harry-is-Lord-Voldemort's-Son or similar Voldemort-tries-to-persuade-Harry-to-join-the-Dark-Side. It's never, ever going to happen in the books. But it's so fun to think about.
Harry being captured/kidnapped etc is cool.
Dark!Harry is always good. (It's unlikely to happen in the book, though).

I also read:
Severitus Challenge responses (only if they're good though, I'm not obsessive like I am with Voldemort's son stories).
Harry's 6th Year, following on from OOTP.
The occasional angsty songfic.
Suicidal or Cutting Harry, but only if it's realistic.
Alternate Universe (brilliant).
Marauder Set stories, but rarely as I can't stand romance and it's difficult to find any with no or little romance (I just grit my teeth through the L/J that has to happen to stick with canon).
Angst.
Harry runs away from the wizarding world - especially when force has to be used to get him back! (:
Harry goes to Azkaban - poor him.

What I don't ever read: (no offence if you do, I have tons of great friends who do like the below and have nothing against those who do read or write it).
Slash (though I can just about bear Remus/Sirius if it's [I]very[I] in the background.
Romance (just can't stand it, as I've already said.).

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, kneazles and hippogriffs, Dark Lords and Golden-boys, fudge cake and treacle tart - may I present to you the longest bio ever:

Frying pans become flying pans and learn kung fu.

Yes, you do have to put up with all this.

This is really, just boringly fun.

Yes, I am stupid. I am a moron, a twit, an idiot and other stronger names and words that may have passed your mind.

Evidently I am in a strange, weird hyper mood.

I'm also quite aware that this isn't funny, just annoying.

Like Linkin Park?

Ok, what about Evanesence?

Simple Plan?

GC?

You know what really bugs me?

The shortlist for the Carnegie medle.

The flying hippo likes reading Lord of the Rings.

So do I, but the hippo tells me not as much as he does.

The latest Alex Rider book has come out!! Celebrate!!!

Don't read "IT" by Stephen King before going to the circus.

Aren't you bored yet?

Shulalla!

Bonjour!

Enjoying yourself?

I thought not.

Sorry!

If you want to view my favourite's list, or my authored stories list, just use the scroll bar (unless you're in the same sort of mood I'm in now) this is going to take aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages.

If only I could see your annoyed, freaked out face. (and if you are laughing - unlikely I know - good for you).

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Let's just see how far this thing goes shall we?

Right.

You know, if you're actually putting up with all this, could you email me? I'd be delighted to know about anyone who has actually read all of this.

(you met many people who are stupid enough to do this?)

(if yes I bet there's are more interesting than mine).

(still here? Impressive).

[B]To those who have read all of the above and endured my insanity by having the guts to just keep pressing down[B]
Wow! You are so amazing! I bet half of you are laughing and the other half swearing incessantly at me. I'm sorry, I'm bored, mad and hyper.
I hope you have a great time reading my stories (which aren't very good, sorry) and those on my favourites list (which I rather like). If you can recommend any stories, do email! Expecially father son fics and Dark!Harry.

[B]To those who wimped out and had the sense to use the scroll bar[B]
Heh. Shame on you! Aww well, I would have probably done the same. I'm very sorry for annoying you.

(ok, ok I'll stop, I'll stop pressing enter.). Here we go!