Name: Not telling

Age: 22, but you didn't need to know that

Sex: male

Likes: Reading, writing

Dislikes: Haters and bullies of any kind

Favorite Manga/Anime

Naruto

Bleach

One Piece

Deadman Wonderland

Dragon Ball Z

Sekirei

RosarioVampire

Soul Eater

Favorite pairings:

Naruto

Naru/Hina

Naru/Harlem (Hinata has to be in it)

Naru/crossover parings (as long as A. doesn't take place in the Narutoverse so she doesn't exist and B. that he loved her in the past and has died (either old age in a immortal Naruto fic or she died tragically)

All others I'm open to

Kenchi618's Rules of Naruto Fanfiction

1. Naruto must know some kind of replication technique, preferably the tried and true Kage Bunshin technique. Why you ask? Because it wouldn't be Naruto without three dozen blonde kids running amok on a regular basis.

2. Being a smart-ass is recommended. He doesn't necessarily have to be smart, but his mouth should be. Naruto, in essence, is a hot-head with no tact that shoots his mouth off and pisses off the wrong people, invariably drawing them into his world, for better or for worse. Since the story will probably revolve around him ANYWAY, you might as well make it so that what he has to say is hella entertaining, it makes the whole experience much better.

3. He must have some kind of weakness, even in the super-fics. Who wants to see good things happen all the time? If nothing but good things go on, then the good will become watered down and not very significant at all. He needs to be able to be beaten somehow, someway there has to be something about him that enemies can take advantage of. Naruto's the underdog, that's his appeal and that is why he is beloved. Haven't you people ever seen Rudy!?

4. Pissing off your readers is a double-edged sword. If it's a damn good cliffhanger, or something that sets up an antagonist for future comeuppance then great, fire away! As long as the pay-off is well worth it then that is what the creative process is all about. However, if you just delight in butchering whatever integrity the original storyline had and the amount of flames you get is equal to 1/4 of your entire review count then there is something seriously wrong.

5. NO FREAKIN' YAOI!! None! Now I'm not homophobic, I'm actually very chill with gay people, one of the coolest guys I know is gay, to each their own I always say. But I will not fucking read anything that even has the possibility of dude-on-dude action, fuck that shit, I have enough nightmares. Now since I'm a dude, yuri, maybe, but don't go overboard with it. Remember: Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should, and just because you should do something doesn't mean you will. It also doesn't help that a large bulk of them have shit for grammar, spelling, and just being overall basically decent stories in general. The yaio aspect in my respects can be overlooked if the story is good and it is not the central focus and entire point of the story... however that is pretty much never the case.

6. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. If you want reviews then fucking review on the stories of others. If you like a story, tell the writer what you like. If you don't like it, tell them what you don't like or you think could be improved. It's common courtesy damn it! A decent review takes one minute max, because you have an well thought out opinion by the time you finish reading, so share the love.

7. Grammar and punctuation are actually very fucking important. If I read a story that I could've written better in the third grade then that is a problem. It really takes away from the story, it truly does. You can have a kick-ass premise and a great plot all set out, if you type a like second grade remedial english student then I won't read it damn it. Come on! You go through thirteen years of public school and learn how to write properly for a reason, because shitty writing pisses people off! No text writing either. Slang is okay, as long it is coherent and most know what the fuck you just wrote then by all means go forth. Even good grammar and spelling in your story summary can be the difference between hits and reviews, trust me.

8. Bashing is okay... to an extent. If the entire point of your story is to just shit all over certain characters and make another look like God's gift to the world then you can do that, but you won't be getting many thumbs up for your masterful storytelling. Be justifiable and flexible on your bashing, because just like in real life, things can change easily.

9. Listen to the people. Yes, it is your story, that's cool. And in the end whatever happens is up to you. I'm not saying let them plan out the plot or anything, although if you're lazy then go for it. I'm saying that if enough people say something, like a certain thing sucks, or they talk about something that you didn't or can't explain, address it and/or try to fix it. If you are anything like me then reader response is like crack, showing you don't care is basically saying 'fuck this story' and that will not end well.

10. OC's are not God! OC's cannot do everything! They can fix stuff, yes! They can train people up, yes! They can be potential pairings, again, yes! But OC's cannot fix everything. If the fucking Hokage can't make Naruto's life much better then how can some random guy from Jack-fuckistan come in one day and fix everything? He can improve on things, like Naruto's skill level, and his relationships with people, even his intelligence and standard of living, but a full-on upswing is IMPOSSIBLE for one person... That was more of a rant than anything...

11. Have extensive knowledge about the subject you are writing on. It really helps the quality of your work if you know what the hell you're writing about in the first place. For example, don't attempt crossovers if you don't have equal knowledge of all elements being used for the story. Either know what's going on, or have one hell of a reference tool at your disposal... as a matter of fact, you should have that at hand regardless because people tend to forget/overlook shit.

As you can tell I don't own these rules, Kenchi618 does. I just agree with them completely.

Warning!

I will not, under any reason tolerate hateful reviews without criticism.

You can say you hate this story or hate that character, but you can't call people names, you can't put down anyone or you can't wine that my story didn't go the way you wanted it due to a parring or whatever. I don't talk shit while I review your story so I don't see why you should. It makes you look like both an ignorant douche and a child. Nobody wants an ignorant douche as a friend and I doubt anyone wants to be seen as a child (At least I hope not).

If I get one, you will be reported and I will block you. If you do so as an anonymous reviewer, I'm not even going to give it a second glance and delete it.

So fu*k you haters.

Idea Bin

Story's I might post in the future but I don't mind if you use them (You can even change the paring for all I care) just so long as there written and formatted so anyone can read them without a lot of headaches.

A Shinobi Amongst Mortal Men

Category: Naruto

Summary: During the climax of the 4th shinobi war Madara managed to seal the Jūbi inside of him. As he was about to project the unlimited Tsukuyomi onto the world, but Naruto in a last ditch effort launches a Bijūdama at the moon to destroy it but instead it messes with the Tsukuyomi and sends him into an alternate universe where everyone of his comrades not only hasn't ever heard of chakra before but they all have to go to school. Instead of dealing with S-class missing-nin that are trying to kill him he has to deal with boring classes, insane teachers, stupid classmates and…Is that Hidan as a priest? At least he still has his chakra…and Kurama. (In short: Konoha High School fic. with a chakra wielding Naruto)

God like Naruto (Because he still has his chakra while everybody else doesn't but he will rarely ever use it if at all)

Genre: Humor/Romance

Parings: Naru/Hina

Died a Shinobi, Returned as a Shinigami

Category: Naruto/Bleach

Summary: Naruto is killed when facing Sasuke Uchiha at the valley of the end. Three years later a organisation of masked individuals calling themselves Visored's oppose the Akatsuki by protecting the jinchūriki from being captured. Who are they? Where did they come from? Why does there leader have an interest in Hinata? And why does he look so familiar?

Very Strong/Visored/Captain Naruto

Genre: Adventure/Humor/Romance/Supernatural

Naruto's Inventions and Equipment:

Seals-For centuries of studying everything about reiryoku and how it works as well as some inspiration from his time in the Elemental Nations, seals were born. Depending on the imagination of the sealer they can do anything from store heavy items like gigai's to enhance there equipment to strengthen there Kidō, help them train by increasing the gravity on there body, limit there reiatsu output to prevent it from harming humans when out on the field to even separate a soul from it's body. But the art isn't practiced by alot due to the requirement of a very steady hand and a vast understanding of reiryoku.

Custom Gentei Reiin-Like every Shinigami he has the spiritual limiter for when he journeys outside the soul society but unlike the others he has his set to 95% as opposed to 80% and he can adjust it on his own without any need of authorization from the Gotei 13.

Storage, weight and mic. seals-Naruto has placed numerous amounts of seals on his own body to not only have concealed places to store his kunai, shuriken, paper bombs, ninja wire, exc. he also has them for training even when he's doing nothing but sharing a drink with friends. It's to the point that his whole body save his face is covered in them, some people who know nothing about seals often mistaken them as tribal tattoos. Even his uniform is full of them enhancing it to be more durable and to resist harsh tempatures.

Naruto's Powers and abilities:

Basics-due to his training regime as a shinobi and his status as a jinchūriki he is fitter than the above average shinigami and this gave him immense strength, speed, endurance and durability before becoming a Shinigami.

Keen Ingenuity: Even though he's clearly not the sharpest Zanpakutō in the Seireitei, he is shown to use unorthodox tactics to solve any obstetrical in his way. Like when being blocked off by a group of Shinigami, he uses his shape-shifting ability to turn into his naked, female persona Naruko. In turn all of them pass out with nosebleeds allowing him to pass unharmed. He also uses this quality to create new techniques and recreate his old ones before his time in the Shin'ō Academy. This is not only his most noted quality, it's also his most dangerous as well (mainly due to his pranking habits).

Naruto's battle data: Offense (100), Defense (80), Mobility (100), Kidō/Reiatsu (80), Intelligence (80), Physical Strength (100). Total: 540/600

Shape-shifting- After long hours of learning about what his soul is made of and how to manipulate rei-based energy, he can transform himself into any living being form any animal to any person he has seen. By breaking the reishi in his body down he can reform it to anything he can think of as long as it's alive. He can alter the shape and size of his body and even the tone of his voice. The weaknesses of this technique are that for one he can only alter his body and not anything on it like cloths, jewelry, exc. And that it's so dangerous that if not done just right it could be lethal, in fact the only person that he ever taught this to is Yoruichi who for some reason only likes to transform into a black cat (probably teasing Naruto due to the fact he told her of the demon cat named Tora).

Healing factor- Despite being dead he regained his inherited ability from being a jinchūriki, a healing factor. It's strong enough to get rid of most scars he could have gotten but any that are big enough to be life threatening to other Shinigami will stay on his body.

Expert Swordsman- despite the fact that he's a captain, Naruto rarely ever uses his Zanpakutō in his sealed state and mostly relies on Hakuda. But even if he's not the best, he is the fastest.

Shunpo Master- Due to being apart of the 2nd division and his shinobi mentality he gained when he was alive focused on this field along with Hakuda to create a style that will overwhelm the enemy with his speed to get him to tire out and become confused then strike with a killing blow.

Utsusemi: Allows for movement at great speed, leaving an afterimage behind. The afterimage may appear to have taken damage. It's similar to the Kawarimi no Jutsu that saved him numerous times in his life.

Speed Clones: Developed to substitute his Kage Bushin no Jutsu, Naruto can create up to 30 clones at once using Shunpo. While they are indistinguishable from the user's true self and mimic their movements, they do not seem to last long.

Immense Spiritual Power- Like in his life, he holds so much energy that it could overwhelm a seated officer's reiryoku. Before he entered the Shin'ō Academy he learned to control his overwhelming energy so he wouldn't hurt anyone by just being near them and later conceal it entirely so he can hide from his enemies if need be. His reiatsu is dark orange, almost red in color.

Kai: By flaring up your reiryoku in your system you can eliminate any foreign reiryoku in your body that might be influencing your senses, like Aizen's Kyōka Suigetsu's special ability.

Hakuda Master- Like when he was alive he relies on hand to hand combat, only this time he had the time to learn and improve on and made it his oun and replicated some of the Technique he saw when he was alive.

Raiōken: The technique is a series of ultra-high-speed punches delivered using one or both arms.

Sennen Goroshi: Naruto gets behind his opponent, forms the tora seal, sticks it up his ass while letting his reiatsu flow from his fingers to the ass and the guy goes flying. Only used for humiliating students and fellow shinigami that deserve it. And some question if it's an actual technique while the victims that previously suffered from it are fearful of it.

Kidō Expert- Due to playing around with reiryoku and comparing it to jutsu's, he worked hard to learn how it works and all of the ones he could to make up for his lack of jutsu library from when he was a Konoha nin. Due to his enormous amounts of reiryoku he can't use the incantations otherwise he will overpower the spell to the point that he could hurt those around him, thus preventing him from using the more complex spells that require the incantation and control he just doesn't have for it to work.

Seal Master: Due to being the creator of the sealing art he has the most understanding of the art and is pushing the boundaries of what it can do.

Rasengan: He found out that reiryoku can be manipulated almost like chakra so he reviewed the three steps to the rasengan and managed to recreate it.

Shunkō: Originally a way for him to use reiryoku to enhance his physical attributes, he developed it even further to the point that it covers his whole body to not only increase the damage he can do but also protect him from minor attacks as well.

Zanpakutō- Sealed state- A tantō with a circular bronze tsuba with a spiral design, a black saya and a black with an orange diamond pattern tsuka with a hole in the end for his finger to fit through to draw it out like he would a kunai.

Shikai-Kurama- The release command is "Seek hatred of thy enemies." The blade is replaced by a chain of yellow reishi with a weight at the tip that can extend as far as the amount of reiriyuko the person has leaving only the tsuba and tsuka as it was in it's sealed state.

Shikai spesial abilitiies- The chain can split itself up to nine claws that can grab, punch or can be used as an extension to fire Kidō. It also grant's the wielder the ability to sense the emotions and intent that everybody emits, whether it be ill or not.

Bijūdama: in Shikai, Naruto can fire the Bijū's signature attack by charging up reishi into a condense ball from all nine reishi arms and is launched at the target where it explodes on contact. The amount of damage it unleashes rivals that of Ichigo's Getsuga Tenshō.

Bankai-Kyūbi no Kurama-Zanpakutō disappears and reiatsu covers Naruto completely like his Bijū mode increasing his speed and strength beyond the levels of a Shinigami as well as increase the power of his Kidō spells and eliminating the need for the incantation for the more powerful spells. In addition it increases the power of his Bijūdama and he can also transfer his reiryoku in his allies giving them a boost of strength and a armor of reiatsu that protects them from reishi fulled attacks (ie. Kidō, Cero, Bala, quincy arrows exc.) but only for a limited amount of time. The only problem's with it is that it requires too much reiryoku to keep it going for extended periods of time and when he runs out in the middle of a battle he's vulnerable to attack untill he can recover. As well as it emits such dense reiatsu that only Shinigami with at least captain level reiryoku can stand the pressure as well as risking the destruction of the area around him.

Kyūbi mode: Reiatsu around him forms a transparent yellow fox with nine tails and similar marking on his Bankai as big as Komamura's Bankai. It is so powerful that with a roar it can send back even a hord of Menos Grande several yards away and his Bijūdama is so powerful that it could eliminate a whole town with just one blast.

Hollowfication- Hollow mask-Naruto's hollow mask strongly resembles a foxes head with black around the eyes going to were the ears would be. when worn he's strength, speed and endurance increase. And due to having a good relationship with his inner hollow from the start, he can wear it for up to 4 days nonstop and still not feel fatigue.

Cero: by opening his mouth he can launch a cero that can be added to his Bijūdama if the later isn't enough to either defeat or overpower the enemy's attack.

Bala: by holding up his fist, he can launch a bala faster than a shinigami's shunpo but it does less damage than his other attacks.

Rápido Disparar Balas (Rapid Firing Bullets): By combining Raiōken and bala, he can shoot up to 500 balas per minute with just one arm, doubled with both.

Instant regeneration: Unlike the other Visords when wearing the mask, Naruto's injuries heal at a faster rate while his mask repairs itself if ever damaged, he can even regrow lost limbs which his normal healing factor could never do (only works if it happened recently). Unfortunately it shortens the time he can use hollowfication considerably and can't ever be turned off.