My name is Cameryn. I have blond hair and blue eyes with tanned skin and freckles.

What am I afraid of out of 71 common fears? (The ones in bold.)

the dark
staying single forever
being a parent
giving birth
being myself in front of others
open spaces
closed spaces
heights
dogs
birds
fish
spiders
flowers or other plants
being touched (I just don't like it)
fire
deep water
snakes
silk
the ocean
failure
success
thunder/lightning
frogs/toads
my boyfriend's dad
boyfriends/girlfriends mom
rats
jumping from high places
snow
rain
wind
crossing hanging bridges
death
heaven
being robbed
falling
Clowns dolls
large crowds of people
men
women
having great responsibilities
doctors, including dentists
tornadoes
hurricanes
incurable diseases
sharks
Friday the 13th
ghosts
Halloween
school
trains
odd numbers
even numbers
being alone
becoming blind
becoming deaf
growing up
creepy noises in the night
bee stings
not accomplishing my dreams/goals
needles
dinosaurs
the welcome mat (WTF?)
high speed
throwing up
falling in love
super secrets

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (marshmellow, just as bad)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (Don't ask, it's a LONG story)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 minutes to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper wasn't yours
d telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Favourite Band: One Direction
Favourite Member of One Direction: Liam Payne
Favourite One Direction Song: Live While We're Young
BTW, my original favourite member was Harry Styles. And I don't think that Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam or Louis are gay. Seriously though, it's getting really annoying now

Books I'm Currently Reading:
1. Divergent by Veronica Roth
2. Midnight Sun by Stephenie Meyer

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Profile for Aaron Salton (Most of my Harry Potter Marauder Era stories):
Full Name: Aaron Marcus Salton
Age: The same age as the Marauders
Childhood Home: Salton Manor, Godric's Hallow
Adult Home: Godric's Hallow, twenty-eight houses down from Salton Manor
Born in: Salton Manor, Godric's Hallow
Nicknames: Nightjar; Salton
Birthday: December.13th, 1960
House at Hogwarts: Gryffindor
Roommates: Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black
Belongs to: The Marauders; The Order of the Pheonix
Wife (girlfriend at Hogwarts since Sixth Year): Anessa Salton (nee Jackson) (Muggle-born) (deceased)
Best Friends: Remus "Moony" Lupin, Sirius "Padfoot" Black and James "Prongs" Potter
Former Best Friend: Peter "Wormtail" Pettigrew
Favoruite Sport: Quidditch
Spot on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team: Inside Chaser
Parents: Marcus and Jessica Salton
Sibling(s): Dylan (younger; died in an explosion during the First Wizarding War) and Caroline Salton (younger; was one of the first to die during the Second Wizarding War when she was kidnapped for information)
Personality: Stubborn, brave, loyal, chivalrous, nice, courageous, scheming, cocky, non-prejudice, hard-working and smart
Blood: Pure-Blood
Daughters: Lia-Annemarie "Lia", Kimberly-Madison "Kimberly" "Kim", and Neveah-Dominique "Neveah" Salton
Sons: Casey and Stephen (fraternal twins), Jared, Seth, and Christian Salton
Facts: He is second cousins with James Potter; he is extremely smart, but because he was in the Marauders
everyone thought that he wasn't; he is just as big a prankster as Sirius and James; Anessa used to
have a crush on him from first year to sixth year, and then they started dating; James and Sirius used to stay at his house for Christmas a lot; Salton Manor is a little smaller than Potter Manor, so James teases Aaron about it; his family is really rich, and so is Anessa's.

Profile for Lia Salton (For most of my Harry Potter stories):
Full Name: Lia-Annemarie Abrielle Salton
Age: Fifteen (Eighteen in my story Auror Training)
Nickname: Lia
Born in: Holyhead, London
Hometown: Godric's Hallow
Birthday: January.21st, 1980
House at Hogwarts: Gryffindor
Roommates: Tia-Lynn "Tia" Montague, Veronica "Ronnie" Abernathy, Holland Worthington, and Annabella "Anna" Butler (depending on the story, her name could be Annabella Potter)
Belongs to: The Order of the Pheonix (since the summer after Fourth Year)
Boyfriend as of Early Fifth Year: Justin Finch-Fletchley
Best Friends: Tia Montague, Ronnie Abernathy, Holland Worthington, Anna Butler/Potter, Harry Potter, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom, Fred, George, Ginny and Ron Weasley, Lee Jordan, Alicia Spinnet, and Angelina Johnson.
Favourite Sport: Quidditch
Spot on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team: Outside Chaser
Sibling(s): Casey, Stephen, Jared, Seth, Kimberly, Christian and Neveah Salton
Personality: Stubborn, self-sacrificial, smart, bright, hyper, imaginitive, fair, non-prejudice, good, nice, sweet,
caring, cares for other people's feelings, mischievous, loves to pull pranks with Fred and George, treats people
like she herself would like to be treated, athletic, loyal, and brave.
Blood: Half-Blood
Known Pranks: Putting Fire Crabs in Slytherin Girl's room, setting Dungbombs to set off in the Great Hall, charming the suits of armor to pop out from around the corner and yell "Boo!", declaring a "Hug a Slytherin Day", locking a bunch of Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room and taking bets on which house well lose the most members, convincing First Years to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow, setting Ravenclaws on a task of finding the exact value of pi, using the engrogio spell on her hand and giving people rides, using the silencing charm on all the Professors in Hogwarts (except for Hagrid and Dumbledore), dressing up as Voldemort for Halloween and scaring random First and Second Years, setting a First Year up on a blind date with Moaning Myrtle, painting the Slytherin Common Room red and gold, and charming the school brooms to buck wildly once their in the air.
First Year Detentions: 38
Second Year Detentions: 23
Third Year Detentions: 52
Fourth Year Detentions: 86
Fifth Year Detentions: 190 (because everything she did she got in trouble with by Professor Umbridge)
Sixth Year Detentions: 78
Seventh Year Detentions: 256 (she had to go out with a bang!)
Total Number of Detentions: 723
Philosphies: Never look down on someone unless your helping them up; There's no such thing as a lost cause; It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be; Constant vigualince; Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it; Live with no excuses and love with no regrets; Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass . . . it’s about learning to dance in the rain; That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger; Never allow someone to be your priority while you’re just their option; Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down; Anything worth the tears is worth fighting for.
The Number One Quote She Lives By: If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun. –Katherine Hepburn

My Personality:

I'm the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile, the type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if I can't brightened my own

Now type your name with your toes: Camerynb

Type your name with your elbow: CAm346hb

Type your name with your nose: Camkery6n

Type your name with you hands while not looking: Cameryn

Type your name with your tongue: Cameryn

Here are the links to the clothes/people in my stories:

You Can't Run From Your Past:

Stephen Johnson: http:///images/2/daily/2008/12/20081229_jesusluz_250x375.jpg

Annabel Johnson: http:///img/media/images/2010/04/27/CCA_28-04-2010_EGN_03_Brittni_Rippon_1_t325.jpg

Garrett Johnson: http://www./randyshelly24/2008/084.jpg

Drew Johnson (just her face): http:///400wm/400/400/phartisan/phartisan0801/phartisan080100003/5225933-portrait-of-a-pretty-teenage-girl.jpg

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Being Unique is Being Beautiful:

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Luke's Lamp in Her Bedroom: http:///sites//files/imagecache/product_full/heart_ceramic_table_lamp.jpg

Scars Are Beautiful:

Austyn's Bedroom in La Push: http:///wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Cool-teenage-bedroom-pink-color.jpg

Austyn's Bedroom in Colorado: http:///modern-girl-bedroom-design-inspiration/modern-teen-girl-bedroom-design-inspiration/

Dallas' Car: http:///wp-content/uploads/2011/04/red-chevrolet-camaro-zl1-wallpapers-504x377.jpg

Austyn's Outfit She Wore in the Woods: Ugg Boots - http:///images/UGG.00.jpg
Pajamas - http://ecx.images /images/I/51R7yQYb7dL._SY445_.jpg
Sweater - http:///media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/2/12-k-jk-68-bubb-tq.jpg

Hollington House - http:///images/plans/LCD/6000/I-9101.jpg

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Stomach (before treatment) -

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1. "In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath
away"

2. "Searching for the truth is easy. Accepting the truth is hard"

3. "Life is like a dance, when you make a mistake you just continue"

4. "If you really love something set it free. If it was really your's in the first place it'll come back"

5. "Fixing a broken heart isn't easy, but if you let it love well heal the wound"

6. "Everyone has their own story to tell, but some actually do tell it while others keep it a secret"

7. "Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life"

8. "I guess you have to trust that things are going to turn out the way their supposed to, and that you'll be okay
in the end"

9. "When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile"

10. "Just because you didn't see me doesn't mean that I wasn't there"

11. "Take a walk in my shoes before you judgr me"

12. "Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present"

13. "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didnt"

14. "The deeper the 'past' and the 'present' pull you down, the higher the 'future' will lift you up"

15. "One of the most adventurous things left us is to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams"

16. "Don't you hate it when things change just when you started loving the way things are now?"

17. "Be like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others"

18. "We do not know the value of our moments until they have become a memory"

19. "Old flames can sometimes burn twice"

20. "Just because I smile doesn't mean that I'm happy, because it takes one smile to cover a million tears"

21. "Don't allow your wounds to turn you into a person you are not"

22. "There's always a bit of something hidden when you say nothing"

23. "Life's not about the people who act true to your face. It's about the people who remain true behind your
back"

24. "Everyone has a secret that will never be told"

25. "You may shoot me with you words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefullness,
but still, like air, I'll rise"

26. "Well all have problems; the way we solve them is what makes us different"

27. "Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep"

28. "When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it"

29. "Don't judge a book by its cover. Because what you see on the outside, could be a whole different story on
the inside"

30. "You know something is wrong when you can't remember the last time you were truly happy"

31. "I read because it takes me away, away to a place where anything is possible"

32. "You try so hard to believe that everything happens for a reason, yet theres not one reason in the world that
could satisfy you"

33. "You may kill the dreamer, but you will never destory the dream"

34. "I'll neever hesitate to keep on walking, because after every storm will always come the sun"

35. "Everything happens for a reason. I will stand for that until the day I die"

36. “The truly fearless think of themselves as normal“

37. "A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do"

38. "Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever"

39. "You asked me what was wrong, I smiled and said nothing, when you turned around and a tear came down
and I whispered to myself... everything is"

40. "Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow; we must fail in order to know. Sometimes our vision only
clears after our eyes are washed away with tears"

41. "I'm so paranoid of getting hurt. I am always getting my heart broken over and over. My heart has so many scars and bruises all over it. I don't know how much just one heart can take really, and I don't really want to find out either"

42. "You really know you love someone when all you want is for them to be happy, even if that means that you are not a part of it"

43. "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings"

44. “I know you never meant to do everything you put me through its okay I forgive you”

45. "You never forget who you really are . . . no matter how many nights you stay awake trying to"

46. "It is such a secret place, the land of tears"

47. “It's so much easier to run than face all this pain here all alone”

48. "Tonight I'll stand in the light so you can count how many tears fall from my eyes... This time I'll be alright, my heart can't get any worse"

49. “Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I need it the most”

50. “I think that headache after you cry is just to let you know you’re still alive”

51. “Theres nothing left of me to be hurt anymore, I’ve been torn apart”

52. “You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down"

53. "For every person who doubts you, tell you you will fail, try twice as hard to prove them wrong"

54. "Always concentrate on how far you have come, rather than how far you have left to go. The difference in
how easy it seems will amaze you"

55. "Follow your heart. It's the only right way out of darkness"

56. "Better a Has-been than a Never-was. But better a Never-was than a Never-tried-to-be"

57. "God has put something noble and good into every heart his hand has created. So while living on earth we
must always remember to learn from yesterday, live for today, and hope for tomorrow because time will only
show what has mattered throughout our journey"

58. "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"

59. "You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't wanna feel"

60. "Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway"

61. "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass . . . it's about learning to dance in the rain"

62. "Letting go doesn't mean giving up, it means accepting that some things weren't meant to be"

63. "What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life"

64. "Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option"

65. "You are only young once, but you can be immature forever"

66. "Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down"

67. "You don't stop playing because you grow up, you grow up because you stop playing"

68. "I like to pretend that everything's alright. Because when everybody else thinks you're fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you're not"

69. "Not all scars show. Not all wounds heal. Sometimes we can't see the pain someone feels"

70. "In the end everyone will hurt you, but it's up to you to decided who is worth"

71. "Sometimes, when you're mad, you have the right to be mad, but you don't have the right to be cruel"

72. "The beauty of photographs is that they never change, even if the people in them do"

73. "The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time, and goodbye for the last"

74. "Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you've ever felt"

75. "I don't want to be your whole life . . . just your favourite part"

76. "I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake"

77. "Our tears are what happenns when it rains deep inside our own hearts and we cannot hold the rain any
longer"

78. "Pain never really goes away; you just elevate and get used to it by growing stronger"

79. "Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everything's okay, hold back the tears and just walk away"

80. "The hardest part about moving forward is not looking back"

81. "We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere"

82. "There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book"

83. "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new"

84. "Fake smiles can only hold in your tears for so long"

85. "There are so many people out there who will tell that you can't. What you've got to do it turn around and
say watch me"

86. "Most people run because, deep down, they want to be chased"

87. "Sometimes you just have to jump off the bridge and hope to God that you learn to fly on the way down"

88. "Crying is how your body speaks when your mouth can’t explain all the pain"

89. "When a girl cries, it’s not usually over one thing. It’s built up anger and emotions that she has been holding in for too long"

90. "They say follow your heart, but what if your heart’s in a million pieces, which piece do you follow?"

91. "Cry as hard as you want to, but just make sure that when you’re finished, you never cry for the same
reason again"

92. "Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past by you can’t erase it"

93. "Fake smiles can only hold in your tears for so long"

94. "When you love someone, they never get lost; wherever they go, they are still somewhere in your heart and as long as they know that, they will always know that when they find you, they find themselves once again"

95. "There are people in life you learn to live with, there are people you know you can’t live without, and then
there are the people you know life wouldn’t be the same without"

96. "When you look at a person, any person, remember that every has a story. Everyone has gone through
something that has changed them"

97. "You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only option you have"

98. "It’s funny. In school you’re taught a lesson, and then given a test. But in life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson"

99. "You’ve got three choices in life: Give up, give in, or give it your all"

100. "Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else
would understand if you fell apart, that’s true strength"

101. "Life is like a snow globe. It’s often the prettiest after it’s been turned upside-down"

102. "You put on a good show but I’d bet that you’re suffering more than you let anyone know"

103. "A lot of people say that people can’t change. I think they’re wrong. My theory is that people can change.
It’s just easier for them not to"

104. "Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart, no matter how strong you are"

105. "You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why
you’re still smiling"

106. "Every tear has it’s own reason. Every smile has its own season"

107. "If it comes down between what your heart is telling you and what your brain is telling you. Listen to your heart, because that’s why you want more"

108. "Remember, every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there"

109. "There are three things that should never get broken; a toy, a promise and a heart"

110. "If you can find a way to laugh at anything, nothing really hurts that bad"

111. "Missing someone gets easier because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw
them, you are one day closer to the next time you will"

112. "Late at night when the entire world is sleeping, I stay up and think of you. And I wish on a star that
somewhere, you are thinking of me too"

113. "It’s not a good-bye, only a long I’ll see you later"

114. "The worst way to miss someone is when hey are right beside you and yet you can never have them"

115. "The less you talk the more people think about your words"

116. "I am absolutely imperfect. And I love it"

117. "If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it"

118. "If you look inside a girl’s heart, you’d see how much she really cries, you’ll find hidden secrets, best friends and lies, but what you’ll see the most is how hard it is to stay strong when nothing is right and everything is wrong"

119. "You can listen to a song and learn the words, but, if you’re lucky, you can listen to a song and know the
story"

120. "Just remember, behind all those clouds is always a blue sky"

121. "Being quiet doesn’t always mean you don’t have something to say"

122. "Sometimes, life will kick you around, but sooner or later, you realize you’re not just a survivor. You’re a
warrior, and you’re stronger than anything life throws your way"

123. "Go ahead, say it. You want to run away from everything. But you know one thing: you can’t run away from yourself"

124. "Thinking that you are forgotten is one thing, but knowing you are is another"

125. "Don't push your hopes up too high. Don't expect too much, because the higher you are, the deeper you might fall"

126. "In life, you're going to be left out, talked about, lied to, and used, but you have to deiced who;s woth your tears and who's not"

127. "A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again"

128. "Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer
view again"

129. "Sometimes the best things in life happen by accident"

130. "God might have taken something from you now but he will neve rleave you empty handed"

131. "The longest journey begins with a single step"

132. "In life there are 1000 reasons to cry, 100 reasons to smile, 10 reasons to keep going and 1 reason to care"

133. "Life is a figt, and in that fight it doesn't matter how hard you hit or how well you fight. What matters is how hard you can get hit, and keep fighting"

134. "I can't remember the last time I wasn't broken"

135. "Life has many chapters for us. One bad chapter doesn't mean the end of the book"

136. "Death is not the most tragic loss in life. The most tragic loss is what dies inside while your still alive"

137. "Sometimes it just feels best to cry so our hearts can express itself in a way that words can't"

138. "The heart feels what the eyes cannot see and knows what the mind cannot understand"

139. "Don't let the sadness of your past or the fear of your future ruin the hapiness of your present"

140. "I'm not saying I'm perfect. In fact, I'm far frm it; I'm just saying I'm worth it"

141. "While others live their dreams, I survive my nightmares"

142. "It doesn't matter what cards you're dealt in life, what matters is how well you play them"

143. "You want a new life, but you take the new one you get every morning for granted"

144. "I guess everyone has their reasons for keeping people away, an instinct to protect yourself from getting
hurt. It's part of human nature"

145. "It's hard to give up something you've always wanted"

146. "I thought I lost you but then I realized that you were never mine"

147. "The brave don't live forever, but the cautious don't live at all"

148. "Living is easier with your eyes closed"

149. "Time is the cruelest teacher; first she gives you the test, then teaches you the lesson"

150. "If you are honest and frank, people may chest you. Be honest and frank anyway"

151. "Sometimes I don't want to speak or talk, because I am afraid that those tears may fall"

152. "Never sell yourself short because of the things you've been through; you could be playing a key role in
someone's life as you inspire them with your story"

153. "Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will"

154. "If I can help somebody as I pass along, if I can cheer somebody with a word or song, if I can show
someone he's traveling wrong, then my living will not be in vain"

155. "When life comes at you, come back twice as hard"

156. "If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies"

157. "People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over" (this is the reason I'm not afraid to die)

158. "No man is ever worth your tears, ad the one that is, will NEVER make you cry"

159. "The one who ignores you is the one who notices you the most. So don't think that they don't"

160. "When life has torn us down to a crying, uncontrollable, emotional wreck, that is when we truly know who we are"

161. "Life is good, so smile! Even if you want to kill somebody"

162. "Life can never be perfect, but you can always see it in a perfect way"

163. "There's always a wild side to an innocent face"

164. "Behind every smile is a tear"

165. "Smile. It gives you an excuse to tell yourself why no one's asking what's wrong"

166. "You just have to realize that people are going to stay in our hearts, even when their not in our lives"

167. "Not all who wander are lost"

168. "The darkest hours hold the brightest dreams"

169. "Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in a dark room. So if you see darkness in your life be reassured that a beautiful picture is being prepared"

170. "It's amazing what you can hide just by putting on a smile"

171. "No smile is more beautiful than the one that struggles through the tears"

172. "Everyone gets hit by life, but it's about how many hits you can take to keep moving forward"

173. "A certain situation can change things in a way you never imagined"

174. "Life only gets complicated when hearts get involved"

175. "There's always a bit of something missing when you say nothing"

176. "Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep"

177. "See yourself through the eyes of those who love you. You'll find those eyes are much less judgemental"

178. "Isn't it weird how you can look at pictures and remember the story behind them but look at the picture and not remember the person in them?"

179. "To be nobody but yourself in a world that's doing it's best to make you somebody else, is to fight the hardest battle you are ever going to fight"

180. "I don't think of you as a crush anymore . . . you're more like a bad habit that I can't shake"

181. "You think you've been through a lot? Well I've been through it al, been to hell and back. You think you're scared? Well I'm freaking terrified"

182. "Life isn't hard. People with their needless complications and unnecessary lies make it that way"

183. "Sometiems you have to be apart from the people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes it makes you love them even more"

184. "Life has a wway or working things out for the best, but it takes it's sweet time"

185. "Never regret what made you smile. Just learn from the tears that followed"

186. "Just because you turn your back doesn't mean your shadow has to change"

187. "I don't care if anyone doesn't like me. I was not born into this world to entertain everyone"

188. "If you don't know me, then good luck. I;m pretty tired of explaining myself"

189. "Nobody can be happy all the time. It's not healthy to keep your hurt in or your tears. So let them flow. But once they are out, wipe them away, put a smile on your face, and walk away from whatever or whoever made you hurt"

190. "Today, history will repeat itself. But you know what? This time, I'm ready"

191. "It's not what people call you, it's what you answer to"

192. "Give all to love; obey thy heart"

193. "Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add colour to my sunset sky"

194. "Tears of joy are like the summer rain drops pierced by sunbeams"

195. "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without"

196. "I can't believe that God put us on this world to be normal"

197. "For everyone of us that succeeds, it's because there's somebody there to show you the way out"

198. "The greatest glory in living, lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall"

199. "People see God every day, they just don't recognize him"

200. "For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness"

201. "It's never too late to be what you might have been"

202. "To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid"

203. "Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it"

204. "If you win through bad sportsmanship, that's no real victory"

205. "The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you were intended to be"

206. "What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine"

207. "No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end"

208. "Laughter is timeless"

209. "Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional"

210. "Not all who wander are lost"

211. "Letting go is hard to do, esspecially when you never got a proper goodbye to begin with"

212. "It ain't over til it's over"

213. "I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death"

214. "Sleep is good, death is better; but, of course, the best thing would to not have been born at all"

215. "After your death, you'll be waht you were before your birth"

216. "You have two options: give up, or fight like hell"

217. "Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met"

218. "From an Angel's wings to a falling sky, God made everything. Except an unbreakable heart"

219. "Beauty is in the breakdown"

220. "It takes a while to do anything worth while"

221. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

222. "Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving, the most beautiful of the arts, because it is no mere translation or abstraction from life; it is life itself"

223. "Love is not a feeling, it's an ability"

224. "A heart that truly loves never forgets"

225. "

Newfinesse Dictionary:
1. I have it figured out = Buddy, gotter scald
2. Really? = Yes, b'y!
3. Am I right? = Ah, b'y!
4. You're stupid = You wouldn't know you're head from you're arse hole
5. That is all = Dat's all b'y
6. What? = Wha?
7. That = Dat
8. It's quite cold = It's cold enough to skin ya!
9. The = Da
10. You Made a Good Decision = Proper ting, b'y
11. Thing = Ting
12. Please Close The Door = What're ya, born on a raf'?
13. I am extremely frustrated = Jesus, Mary, n' Joseph!
14. What's Your Name Sir? = Who's you, buddy?
15. Let's Dine on Gourment Chicken = Go up Mary Brown's now, grab a feed
16. Three = tree
17. Would You Like to be Punched? = Give ya a poke in da teet'?
18. Teeth = teet'
19. Please Pass Me a Beverage = grab me a beer, der, la?
20. There = der
21. How Are You Sir? = what'ya at, old man?
22. What's Your Name, Good Sir = who's you, buddy, who's you?
23. There Are Too Many Flies = my son, the flies are right maggoty here taday
24. What Foolishness is This? = whatcha gettin on wit, me son?
25. With = wit
26. My = me (only sometimes)
27. You Must be Exagerating = go on, witcha, b'y!
28. Your Behavior is Erratic = what're ya gettin on wit, me son?
29. Shall We Visit the Cottage This Weekend = b'ys, goin up the camp this weekend, or what?
30. I am Frustrated = oh me nerves!
31. Where Are You From = where you longs to?
32. I am Very Satistfied = best kin', buddy, best kin'
33. Kind = kin' (when you saying something, like what kin' is you? Not well your saying oh, he's kind)
34. How Are You Doing, Dear = how's ya gettin on, maid? (can only be said to a female)
35. I am Amazed and Surprised! = oh yes, b'y
36. I am Interested in Courting You = misses (say it slow and drag the word out), what're ya at?
37. I'm Off to go Moose Hunting = gotta get me moose, b'y!
38. That Man is Very Funny = buddy I dies at he (the he sounds like 'ee')
39. I Will See You Soon = see ya now an' a once
40. Pleas Close The Door, It's Really Cold = Lord Jesus, put the side back in her, I'm froze
41. I Guess I can Agree With You = 'Suppose, b'y
42. Traveling to the Mainland = goin up along
43. He's Very Fast = I know's he couldn't go!
44. I Hope This Works Out = please, be da God!
45. I Can't Believe This! = by, da Lard dians
46. I am Seeking Employment = buddy, you don't know no one who don't want anyting done, do ya?
47. Don't be so Lazy = don't be such a hang a shore, b'y
48. I am Very Angry = Lard, tunderin' Jesus
49. That Lady Talks Quite a Lot = b'y, she'd talk the cat off the fish truck
50. You Are Silly = what're like, a tall?
51. Please go Away = buddy, take a long walk off a short warf!

Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to remember Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

THE ELEVEN QUOTES I LIVE BY ARE:
1. Love is never ugly. -Beastly
2. The more you get into music, the more you get out of life. -Unknown
3. Your not finished when you lose, your finished when you quit. -Unknown
4. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. -Mark Twain
5. Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve. -J.K. Rowling
6. There's no such thing as a lost cause. -Charlie St. Cloud
7. Live with no regrets, love like it's never gonna hurt. -Montel
8. Never regret something that made you smile. -Unknown
9. Don't look down on people unless your helping them up. -Jesse Jackson
10. If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun. -Katherine Hepburn
11. Be yourself. An original is always worth more than a copy. -Unknown
12. Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game. -Unknown
13. It ain't over 'till it's over. -Unknown

Twilight pairings I hate:

Leah/Sam
Leah/with anyone but Jacob
Jacob/Renesmee Carlie "mom-should-have-aborted-her-ass" Cullen
Any couples that have to do with any vampires
Jared/Bella
Jared/anyone besides Kim
Embry/Bella

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Dean Thomas ... is wondering if Ron Weasley got put into the right house.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thank you very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if Harry Potter were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Marauders Code of Conduct:

1. Slytherin are scum and should be hated with a passion
2. Pranking is a necessity
3. Must have the ability to keep a secret
4. Making a move on Lily Evans is forbidden unless your Prongs
5. Must have a cool nickname
6. Teachers are fun to mess with, do it atleast once a month
7. Do not refer to Moony's little problem as "his time of the month"
8. Must have dashing good looks
9. No. Pranks. On. Professor. Dumbledore. Ever, with no exceptions
10. Severus "Snivlley" Snape is fair game

Gringotts Wizarding Bank Poem:
Enter stranger, but take heed
Of what awaist the sin of greed
For those who take, but do not earn
Must pay most dearly in their turn
A treasure that was never yours,
So if you seek beneath our floors
Thief, you have been warned, beware
Of finding more than treasure there.

Sphinx's Riddle:
First think of a person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught by lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle, the end of end.
Adn finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard-to-find word?
Now, string them together and answer me this,
What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
Answer: Spi-d-er= Spider

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Deathly Hallows Part 2

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Fred and George Weasley, Tonks, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, and Luna Lovegood

But what house would you think you'll be in? Hufflepuff, because I'm loyal, extremely nice, impartial, fair and hard-working

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Pormington

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense Against the Dark Arts

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor Lupin

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Chaser

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker, because I'm some and agile

Who do you want to make friends with? Fred and George, Sirius, Tonks, Justin, or Luna

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Angelina Johnson

Why would he/she be your best buddy? We both get into a little trouble every now and then, we both hang out with a lot of guys but have two really good girlfriends, and we both have at least two friends who pull pranks and get into trouble a lot

Which character in the book can you relate to? Angelina Johnson

What pet would you get? An owl named Midnight

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Me hugging my nanny McCormick (she died a few years ago and I really miss her)

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course! My friend could get hurt! And besides, no man (or woman) left behind

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Be like "oh my god! Brandon bring me the camera! Padfoot is on our doorstep!" and then hug him.

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Get this girl off of me!!!

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Luna, Harry because he is one too, and Professor Dumbledore (obviously)

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Only one person just to get it off my chest but no one else

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Fred or George Weasley

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Luna Lovegood (except a little mine is a little bit darker)

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Remus Lupin

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Yellow

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Blue

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? White

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? Passing all my final exams (which I haven't done in all the years that I have had to write them)

Do you like the books more or the movies? The books because they give more details

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius

What would your Patronus take shape in? Swallow

What would be your Animagus form? Wolf

What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? James

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Ron

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks.

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog or Grawp? Grawp

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Second

Favourite TV Shows: (In order of favouritism)

1. Teen Wolf
2. Pretty Little Liars
3. Degrassi

FAVOURITE QUOTES FROM TV SHOWS:

Teen Wolf (Season 1):

Stiles: How in holy hell is that not the worst part, Scott?!
Episode: "Night School"

Stiles: You know, I could just leave your werewolf ass for dead out in the middle of the road
Episode: "Magic Bullet"

Derek: Start the car or I'll ripe your throat out. With my teeth
Episode: "Magic Bullet"

Derek: Cut off my arm or I'm gonna cut off your head
Episode: "Magic Bullet"

Stiles: Scott, you just saved a life time of nightmares, man
Episode: "Magic Bullet"

Jackson: Just get Stiles' useless dad to get someone down here with a loaded gun and a decent aim
Episode: "Night School"

Lydia: What the hell is a Stiles?
Episode: "The Tell"

Stiles: So, your gunna go to a dance your not alowed to go to, without a date, a tux or a ride with werewolves and werewolf hunters all out to get your little werewolf ass.
Episode: "Code Breaker"

Melissa McCall (Scott's mom): Okay, dumbass, listen. I'm going to let you in on a little secret, women love words
Episode: "Code Breaker"

Alpha: His username is Allison? His password is also Allison?
Stiles: Still want him in your pack?
Episode: "Code Breaker"

Stiles: And you're a Mac guy. Does that go for all werewolves or is that just a personal preference?
Episode: "Code Breaker"

Stiles: Well I shouldn't say I told you so, 'cause it's not strong enough. How about, I'm always right and you should listen to whatever I have to say, and never disagree ever for the sake of your wolvlihood.
Episode: "Formality"

Lydia: That was fun. Any more lethal weapons you wanna try out?
Episode: "Co-Captain"

Stiles: You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy.
Danny: You're a horrible person.
Stiles: I know. It keeps me awake at night.
Episode: "Wolf's Bane"

Scott: Your mind's blank? You can't think of anything to say?
Stiles: Not under this kind of pressure.
Episode: "Wolf's Bane"

Stiles: I'm not dying here. I'm not dying at school.
Episode: "Night School"

Scott: What do we do?
Stiles: We get to my Jeep. We get out of here. And you seriously think about quitting your job.
Episode: "Night School"

Scott It smells terrible in here anyway.
Stiles: Really? In a boys locker room. That doesn't make any since at all.
Episode: "Heart Monitor"

Derek: You faint at the sight of blood?
Stiles: No but I might at the sight of a chopped off arm!
Episode: "Magic Bullet"

Scott: This house is like the frickin' Wal Mart of guns!
Episode: "Magic Bullet"

Stiles: If you go to her house today and squander that colossal opportunity, I swear to God I'll have you de-balled.
Episode: "Magic Bullet"

Mr. Stilinksi: Do you listen in on all of phone calls?
Stiles: Well . . . not the boring ones
Episode: "Pilot"

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.
Episode: "Pilot"

Season 2:

Mr. Stilinski: Why would this kid want most of the 2006 swim team and its coach dead?
Stiles: Isn't it obvious? Our swim team sucks. They haven't won in like six years
Episode: "Fury"

Scott: Why should I apologize?
Stiles: Because you're the guy. It's like what we do
Episode: "Party Guessed"

Scott: She's completely ignored Stiles the past 10 years
Stiles: I prefer to think of it as me not having been on her radar
Episode: "Party Guessed"

Erica: Stiles, you make a good Batman
Episode: "Restraint"

Stiles: I got it: kill Jackson. Problem saved
Episode: "Frenemy"

Mr. Stilinski: Not exactly your type of club
Stiles: Yeah, dad, there's a talk that we need to have
Mr. Stilinksi: You're not gay
Stiles: I could be!
Mr. Stilinski: Not dressed like that
Episode: "Frenemy"

Guy: Does that mean I could?
Lydia: If you want me to punch you in the throat
Episode: "Frenemy"

Stiles: You know, sometimes I reall begin to question this "friendship."
Episode: "Venomous"

Coach: The bigger they are, the bigger they are
Episode: "Abomonation"

Stiles: (to Lydia) I think you look really beautiful when you cry
Episode: "Abomonation"

Coach: McCall, I don't know why, but your pain gives me a special kind of joy
Episode: "Ice Pick"

Scott: What are they doing?
Derek: Declaring war
Episode: "Omega"

Jackson: When I was with Lydia, you should have seen the scratch marks she left on me. What do you think she's gonna do with a set of real claws
Episode: "Omega"

Mr. Leahy: Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he'd remember
Episode: "Omega"

Allison: You okay?
Scott: Just another life threatening conversation with your dad
Episode: "Omega"

Pretty Little Liars:

Lucas: It was just an accident.
Ali: Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?
Episode: "The First Secret"

Ali: Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets.
Episode: "The First Secret"

Aria: He's telling everyone that him and Emily had sex last night
Ali: And he's still breathing because?
Episode: "The First Secret"

Alison: Two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead.
Episode: "Over My Dead Body"

Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.
Episode: "Over My Dead Body"

Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

Spencer: I know every club. I came close to joining The Madrigals.
Episode: "Touched By 'A'-angel"

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?
Episode: "Touched By 'A'-angel"

Emily: Can we get out of here? My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.
Episode: "Picture This"

Hanna: Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?
Episode: "Picture This"

Hanna: Maybe he's just bringing raw meat to Jenna's cat.
Spencer: Toby lives there, too, and they don't have a cat.
Hanna: Then maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna
Episode: "Save The Date"

Hanna: I don't want to talk about it.
Spencer: You have to. You're in an elevator. Where are you going to go?
Episode: "Save The Date"

Spencer: Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail,and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.
Episode: "Never Letting Go"

Aria: It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.
Episode: Never Letting Go

Hanna: I thought talking to empty chairs is the kind of thing people come here to stop doing.
Episode: "Blind Dates"

Emily: If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.
Episode: "The Goodbye Look"

Favourite Movie Quotes:

Harry Potter:

His scar had not pained him in nineteen years. All was well -the last line of the series, The Deathly Hallows

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends -Albus Dumbledore, Philosipher's Stone

My eyes aren't glistening with the ghosts of my past! -Harry Potter, Goblet of Fire

You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant, but scary -Ron Weasley

What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows -Albus Dumbledore, Philosipher's Stone

If he raided our house he'd have to put himself under arrest -Ron Weasley, Chamber of Secrets

Can you believe our luck? Out of all the trees we could've hit we hit the one that hits back -Ron Weasley, Chamber of Secrets

Oh, it's me. I'm exteremly famous -Ron Weasley, The Deathly Hallows

You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you -Ron Weasley, Chamber of Secrets

It is our choices, Harry, that show who we are far more than our abilities -Albus Dumbledore, The Deathly Hallows

Remember if the time should come that you have to choose between what is right and what is easy, remember a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort -Albus Dumbledore, Goblet of Fire

George: Well, that's where the plan scuppered. Obviously there's no chance in all of us getting a piece of your hair unless you cooperate Fred: Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who can't use magic; we've got no chance, The Deathly Hallows

The fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape when confronted with shampoo if he wanted to -Fred Weasley, The Deathly Hallows

Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies? -Ron Weasley, Chamber of Secrets

To the well orginized mind, death is the next great adventure -Albus Dumbledore, The Deathly Hallows

You fail to regonize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow up to be -Albus Dumbledore, Order of the Pheonix

Voldemort himself created his own worst enemy -Albus Dumbledore, The Deathly Hallows

Do not pity the dead. Pity the living, and above all, pity those who live without love -Albus Dumbledore, The Deathly Hallows

Monster-in-Law:

[Viola has a hissy fit]
Ruby: [departing with the champagne] Gonna need something stronger than this.

Ruby: [fighting Viola for the nut-tainted gravy] I think you dislocated my vagina.

Ruby: Fix your hair. You look like a damn cockatoo.

Viola Fields: The flower girls are drunk again!

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: And about the holidays...
Viola Fields: Are you gonna keep me away?
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: You must be present for every Christmas, Thanksgiving, birthday, school play, clarinet recital, and soccer game in our kids' lives. I want you to love them, and spoil them and teach them things that Kevin and I can't. Like how to throw a right hook for example. I want you there, Viola. I do, up front and center. From this point i will not negotiate.
Ruby: Damn, that girl can give a nice little speech!

Viola Fields: I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!
Ruby: I know. Now that's just wrong.
Viola Fields: Thank You.
Ruby: You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding.
Viola Fields: Black. Yeah, she said she was in mourning. I just want my son to be happy.
Ruby: Whatever made you think he wasn't?

Viola Fields: I thought you were dead, but evil doesn't die so easily.

Viola Fields: [Ruby and Viola arguing at the car] What's wrong with you?
Ruby: I am sick. I am sick, sick, sick of your shit. And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired!

Viola Fields: That slut is practically throwing herself on him!
Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass!

Ruby: [to Kevin] You're bringing a girl home... now? She's just got off from the funny farm!

Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: Where's your bridesmaid dress?
Viola Fields: Oh, I gave it to Ruby's daughter, she works at Hooters, she was thrilled.
Ruby: [listening from outside door] I have a daughter?

FAVOURITE FANFICTIONS TO READ:
Jared/Kim imprint stories
Rachel/Paul
Blackwater (Leah/Jacob)
Stark/Zoey
Dallas/Stevie Rae
Harry Potter is born a girl
George/Angelina
Harry/Ginny
Finnick/Annie
Katniss/Peeta
Sirius/OC
Embry/OC
Anything to do with the Wolf Pack of the Twilight series
Anything to do with the Marauders in school (i.e. I read this one fanfic where James loses his glasses and he asks Lily to help him around, and James ends up touching her boobs/breasts a lot. Sorry, I forget what it's called) (i.e. Lily and James are switched around, Lily is in James' body and James is in Lily's body, the fic is called Lily Potter, met James Evans; there could have been more on the title but that's all I remember, whoever wrote these two stories are such GENIOUSES!!!!!!)

Favourite Characters:
Harry Potter Series:
Severus Snape, Lily Potter, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Nymphadora "Tonks," James Potter II, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred and George Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Rubeus "Hagrid", Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. (I'm a girl...)
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
*She gives him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this onto your profile.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Luke; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Luke, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Things A Girl Wants But Would Never Ask For:

1) Touch her waist

2) Share secrets with her

3) Actually talk to her

4) Give her your hoodie

5) Kiss her slowly

6) Hug her

7) Hold her

8) Laugh with her

9) Invite her somewhere

10) Hang out with her and your friends together

11) Smile with her

12) Take pictures with her

13) Pull her onto her lap

14) Tell her that your glad she’s yours

15) Make her laugh

16) Call her just to say good night

I Wanna Die:
I’m looking at the bottle
I’m staring it down
I wanna take all the pills
Take them and drown
I look at my wrist
I stare at the veins
I wanna cut it open and end my days
I look at the gun
It’s love at first sight
You did this to me
I want to die tonight
You broke my heart
Grabbed it, ripped it in two
I guess its okay, though
It’s really nothing new
I wanna go away
I wanna end my life
I’m sorry, love
But I’m gonna die tonight

That Girl:

You see that girl over there, laughing and having the time of her life? You’d see her and think to yourself “damn, I wanna be her. Her life is perfect.” She has perfect grades, perfect friends, and a perfect family. You envy her because she’s always smiling and laughing. If you knew her, I mean, if you really knew her, would you still want to be her? Would you still envy her? If you knew the pressure she has to get good grades. It’s not that she doesn’t want to get good grades, she does, but just the pressure from everyone, to live up to her sister, id overwhelming and her friends, well, they know nothing about her. Even though they have been best friends for years, she doesn’t tell them anything about her life. For all they know she’s “fine.” Her family . . . what family? She hasn’t spoken to her parents in weeks. When they do, it’s not talking. It’s yelling. She doesn’t like fighting with her parents but she’s not going to sit there while they’re in her face, accusing her of something she didn’t do. You see her many times, hanging out with her friends, outside of school, and you think to yourself, “wow, her parents must trust her a lot and let her go anywhere.” In truth, she had just been kicked out of her house, once again, and uses the excuse of going out so no one knows what’s going on. This girl, whom you envy, secretly hates herself. Have you ever wondered why she always wearing a sweater, and when she’s not, bracelets ride up her arms? She hopes you don’t because behind those sweaters and bracelets are years of pain. Old, new, and fresh scars cover her pale white wrists. She hates herself. She hates her life. She hates basically everything. Now ask yourself, do you still envy her?

What To Do:

You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect—you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh because you think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there

When a girl is silent she is either:

a) over thinking

b) tired of asking

c) falling apart

d) crying inside

e) all of the above

New's Year Eve Heartbreak:

She was drinking at a party,
On a raging New Year’s Eve.
She had to be home early,
She knew she had to leave.
“Honey, do you want a ride?” her boyfriend sweetly said.
She just smiled back at him,
And quickly shook her head.
“I’ve got to leave right now, so I’ll just take my car.
But don’t worry sweetheart, because I won’t drive too far.”
Unaware that she’s been drinking, he watched her drive away.
She knew that this was wrong,
But she did it anyway.
“I only had a couple drinks. I know that I’ll survive,”
She kept saying in her head,
As she went for this short drive.
The alcohol took over,
She wasn’t thinking straight.
She assumed that there was no one,
Who’d be driving out this late?
She ran all the stop lights,
As she sped along the road.
Never thinking of the pain,
This night would soon behold.
But out of nowhere,
Came a car.
She screamed as headlights flashed,
She flew out the windshield,
As both of their cars crashed.
She woke up lying on the ground,
Sirens screaming in the night.
She was bleeding quite a bit,
But she knew she’d be alright.
With dread, she saw the other car,
That had rolled down the hill.
She knew this was her fault,
As she started feeling ill.
But when she saw the body,
Tears started falling down.
As she looked to find,
Her dead boyfriend on the ground.

Before you talk, listen.
Before you react, think.
Before you criticize, wait.
Before you pray, forgive.
Before you quit, try.

Girl: I’m depressed
Society: You’re overreacting
Girl: I self-mutilate
Society: It’s just to get attention
*Girl kills herself*
Society: We never saw the signs

Thinking Of You:

When nights are long and friends are few,
I sit on my roof and think of you,
A silent whisper,
A silent tear,
I pray to the night,
And wish you were here

She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying.
She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she’s just really good at lying.

It takes a boy to say “I like you”
A player to say “I want you”
And a man to say “Babe, I love you”

Things that make you feel good:

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Really Really Sweet:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

This is super sweet. Really... If you read it and think that it's sweet, copy and paste it into your profile!

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A STORY OF A SAD GIRL:

Her name was Susie
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one’s around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door
Some more and more
She’ll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be in such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her die
She sits in a corner
Quiet but thinking
“God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?”
Such a bad situation
For a sad little girl
She’d get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
“You deserve to die
You worthless pest!”
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find a sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

The girl who seemed unbreakable . . . broke.
The girl who seemed strong . . . crumbled.
The girl who always laughed . . . cried.
The girl who never stopped trying . . . finally gave up.
She dropped a fake smile as a tear rolled down her cheek and whispered to herself “I can’t do this anymore.”

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

25 Weird and Random things to Do in Class

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use them.
2. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.
3. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
4. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
5. Churn some butter.
6. Conceive a brand new language.
7. See how long you can hold your breath.
8. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
9. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
10. Change seats every three minutes.
11. Shave.
12. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
13. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
14. Start a wave.
15. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
16. Roast marshmallows.
17. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
18. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
19. Take apart your desk.
20. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
21. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
22. Throw your backpack at someone.
23. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
24. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
25. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim

Voldemort: Knock knock
Harry Potter: Who’s there?
Voldemort: Not your parents
Harry Potter: Knock knock
Voldemort: Who’s there?
Harry Potter: Not your nose

A blond stormed up to the front desk of the library and yelled, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, Ma’am?” said the libararian, looking at her. “I burrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” Confused by her complaint, the libarairan said “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!” said the blond. The librarian nodded and said, “Ahh, you must be the person who took our phone book.”

Man 1: . . . dude, I wasn’t that drunk
Man 2: You were sitting in my closet crying because you couldn’t get to Narnia.

Did you hear about the blond that tried to drown a fish?

Guy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Guy: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Guy: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Guy: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Guy: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Guy: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Guy: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you

Teacher: Johnny, tell me the name of three great kings who brought joy to life.
Johnny: Okay. FU-KING, DRIN-KING, and SMO-KING.

Little Johnny walked to a pimp with a dead frog in one hand and a stack of hundreds in the other and said: Give me your hooker with the most STDs. The pimp give him the hooker and says: Just wondering, lil’homie, but why would you need STDs for? Little Johnny said: Well, I’m gonna fuck her, get STDs, then fuck my babysitter and give her STDs. Than my dad is gonna fuck her, and give him STDs. Than he’s gonna fuck my mom and give her STDs. And than she’s gonna fuck the mailman and give him STDs, and that’s the bastard that ran over my frog!

Little Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom how to say his ABC’s, she says, “Shut up, I’m on the phone.” He goes to his sister and she replies, “Go away, faggot, I’m on the fucking phone.” He goes to his brother and he replies, “I don’t care, it doesn’t affect me.” He goes to his dad watching the game and his dad says, “Forty-nine! Sounds good to me!” Then goes to school and his teacher asks him to say his ABC’s. He says, “Shut up, I’m on the phone.” She says, “Excuse me, say your ABC’s.” He replies, “Shut up, faggot, I’m on the fucking phone.” She says, “Go to the office.” Once again, he replies, “I don’t care, it doesn’t affect me.” While in the office, the principal asks how many spankings he wanted. Johnny replied, “Forty-nine! Sounds good to me!”

Q: Why did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills

"You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try"

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small red stain"

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height"

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry"

"I'm not perfect! I'm still the girl who pushes a door when it says pull!"

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to"

"When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!"

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, when else could i possibly do my hair??)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm... not entirley stupid if you think about it)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(but i was gonna use it to vacuum my bedroom)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

You know you live in 2000's when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I got a new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

A six year old and a four year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the six year old. “I think it’s about time we start cussing.” The four year old nods his head I approval. The six year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.” The four year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mom walks into the kitchen, and asks the six year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom. I guess I’ll have Cheerios.” WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot persuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in the room and shouts, “You can stay in there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the four year old, and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don’t know,” he blubbers. “But you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios.”

Damon Salvatore
Hotter then you
Since 1839

Katherine Pierce
more manipulative then you
Since 1614

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. I have my best friends on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Fade
BEST FRIENDS: Are forever!

After a plane crash, a blond sees a man crying.
Blond: Why are you crying?
Man: I lost my hand
Blond: Look at that man, he lost his head. Do you see him crying?

Doctor: Congradulations! You’re pregnant!
Blond: Is it mine?

Q: What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
A: You pull the pin and throw it back

A blond tries to hand herself from tree. Half an hour later, her friend walks by and says, “I thought you were going to hang yourself from a tree.” The blond answers, “Well, I was, but I couldn’t breath.”

What did the blond say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: “oh, look, donut seeds!”

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Mom:

I went to a birthday party,
but I remember what you said
you told me not to drink at all,
so I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would.
I didn't choose to drink and drive, though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right,
as the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own care, sure to get home in one piece.
Never knowing what was coming, something I expecting least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the policeman say
"The kids that caused the wreck was drunk," his voice seems so very far away.
My own blood is all around me,
as I try hard not to cry, I can hear the paramedic say "This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea, while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive that I would have to die.
So why do people do it, knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me like a hundred stabbin knives.
Tell Allison not to be afraid,
tell Daddy to brave,
and when I go to heaven put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting very scared.
These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me, Mom, as I lie here and die.
I wish I could say I love you and good-bye.

What Could Have Been?

She could have had my eyes,
his cute button nose.
But I took the easy way out,
now sadly no one knows.
He could have played sports,
maybe been the best on the team.
But I took his life so quickly,
he didn't even have a dream.
We could have been great parents,
he and I, so much love and a lot of care.
But I killed my baby,
now I hold grief that I cannot bear.