Hello out there to all the people who like my writing enough to actually read it! My name is Em I am 16 years old, i live in sunny Wales and i am currently studying English, Drama and psychology in college! i really enjoy reading. i always have my nose in a book! i love to watch NCIS, Law and order SVU and The Mentalist, but most of all i love to write. i know my spelling and use of grammar are both ridiculous (i butcher the English Language) i cannot spot mistakes in my own work but am good at doing it for other people! but hey, who cares? i constantly make up words that are not actually in the dictionary and although most of them will probably make sense i am sorry for the ones that don't.

Em xxx

put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile.

50% of the world would cry if Justin Bieber were at the top of a skyscraper ready to jump off, 49% would be at the bottom with popcorn saying JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! copy this on to your profile if you're the 1% that goes up there and pushes him off saying YOU TOOK TOO LONG!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

I saw this on Dr. whatever's profile and thought it looked fun so i tried it :)

Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.

IF SOMEONE ASKS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Pinball Wizard- The Who

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

Get Outta My Way- Kylie Minogue (hahahaha :P)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL

Lightning- The Wanted (oooh sparky)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY

Love How It Hurts- Scouting For Girls.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE

Run- Leona Lewis (sounds like hard work :S)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO

Pack Up- Eliza Doolittle

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU

Moves Like Jagger- Maroon 5 (haha i'm liking this one)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN

Clocks- Coldplay (ummmmm no i don't :S)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)

Forever & Always- Taylor Swift (awwww i'm sweet :P)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE

Marry You- Bruno Mars (HA! I wish)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY

A-Punk - Vampire Weekend

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU

If I Never See Your Face Again- Rihanna (oh i love you guys too :O)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING

Lucky- Glee cast (kinda sweet)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL

Girls Fall Like Dominoes - Nicki Minaj (well it fits)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS

Not Afraid- Eminem

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

Video Games- Lana Del Rey

HOW WILL YOU DIE

Captain Pugwash- Various Artists (WTF? i thought i deleted this!!)

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET

Bodies - Robbie Williams (yeah, i didn't hide them well)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH

Big Bum - Chris Moyles (HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY

F*Kin Perfect- p!nk

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED

Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST

Songbird- Fleetwood Mac (well the birds annoy me in the morning)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU

Time To Say Goodbye- Sarah Brightman (oh so that would be a no then :S)

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE

Pump It- Black Eyed Peas

THE NEXT SONG WILL BE YOUR SUBJECT

A Thousand Years Christina Perri (awwwwww love this song)