As a firefighter, Naruto knows how to keep cool in any situation. So how’s the cute new cook making him hot under the collar? Heavy innuendo and double-entendre. AU wackiness. Submitted to Perpetual159's Dattebayo challenge.

Over the years, Shikamaru has learned five things about Temari in bed. A short one-shot and M-rated for lemons.

Hinata and Naruto are shocked to find a video camera in Naruto’s room. Who put THAT there? And what the hell did it record? Orange.

Sometimes plans get skewed. Sometimes thing just don't go the way the should. It's a shame, really, the way these things seem to work out.