I've been thinking about doing a story where a bunch of canon characters fight to get rid of an evil army of Mary/Gary Sues/Stus, and rid Hogwarts of these pests. If you want to submit an idea, PM me please!

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I love Potter Puppet Pals! (In PPP Ron is my fave character, but in normal HP it's Hermione.)

My favorite HP Quotes are:

"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Arthur Weasley

"No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end." Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Luna Lovegood

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Albus Dumbledore

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Sirius Black

Gryffindor:

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your butt.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

Slytherin:

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

5. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

6. Why be normal? Or good?

7. We're future Death Eaters. Deal with it.

8. Slytherin means never having to say you're sorry.

9. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

10. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

11. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

12. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

13. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

14. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your butt at everything.

15. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff:

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We'll kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. Hufflepuffs kick butt too.

10. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

11. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

12. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

13. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

14. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw:

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book.

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated.

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just stupid.

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