Orange-Moon-Goddesshide bio
 Poll: Who should "69 Ways to Bother Idiot Apprentice" show more of other than Allen and Cross? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 22 stories for Elfen Lied, Soul Eater, Higurashi/Umineko series, Alex Rider, D.Gray-Man, Death Note, Pandora Hearts, Kuroshitsuji, Naruto, Red vs. Blue, Jimmy Neutron, A Midsummer's Night Dream, and RWBY. Hello, I'm Orange-Moon-Goddess! 20 years old and in college. Feel free to shorten my name to OMG. In my free time, I like gaming, writing, weightlifting and doing other exercises. It's been a long time since I published (frequently), so it will be a while before I get readjusted to this site. The 69 series for D.Gray Man will continue but not until I get past writer's block. I'm on other social media platforms, but I don't have the same username as I do here. I like to keep most things about myself secret. If you want to talk to me, the best way to get my attention is to throw me a PM. |
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Hinamizawa Hell by Zoken Hirogechi reviews
Rika believed she finally reached happiness, but evil looms over the village of Hinamizawa once again. A mysterious arrival, an old friend, and new secrets of the village come to light for Keiichi and friends, just as the new year rolls around.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 393,637 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 2/7/2009 - F. Bernkastel - Complete
Silent Sleeper by MorgantheFae reviews
Every morning, a red rose was left on Allen's pillow. And It was creeping him out. Onesided Poker Pair.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
When Cross Ruled by lawlietlivesforever reviews
What would happen if Cross was in charge of his own country? Oneshot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Cross Marian - Complete
You're So Dead by alyssajoy64 reviews
Unfortunately for Alex, revenge doesn't always go as planned-especially when K-Unit's involved.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Back in the Mix by camnstarr4eva reviews
This time it's serious. Set after Snakehead. Just when Alex thought it was all over, MI6 are after him, Scorpia are after him. And they're not the only ones. And he doesn't know why. Please review. COMPLETE!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,822 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6589 - Favs: 14,262 - Follows: 5,794 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
How Chaoji Died by plasticfries reviews
It's Chaoji's first mission! But he doesn't know that it's also his last. Recommended for Chaoji-haters only. Beware of Kanda's swearing.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Chaoji H. - Complete
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Masquerade reviews
[Red like roses fills my dreams and brings me to the place you await.] Rose Garden soulmates!AU. Oscar is a farmhand who has been having strange dreams as of late. A masquerade, a girl in a red rose petal dress. Dare he follow the dream and discover the identity of the girl at the masquerade? Or, will it remain a dream as beautiful as it is transient?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 11/7/2017 - [Oscar P., Ruby R.] Ozpin, Team RWBY
69 Ways to Bother Idiot Apprentice reviews
"That is the worst story idea ever," Allen complained. "The worst idea ever," he repeated and then added, "Of all time." And then Cross hit Allen on the head and put him back in his cage. 2017 UPDATE: I'M BACK AND CRAZIER THAN EVER. SORRY FOR THE POOR CONTENT IN THE PAST, PLEASE IGNORE AND SKIP TO RECENT CHAPTERS. LMAO
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,669 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian, Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee
Coffee Quest: A RWBY Parody reviews
A parody of the entire series that involves ship sinking, coffee drinking, fourth wall breaking, and "organized" crime. Will involve all characters and (mostly cannon) pairings.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Roman T., Ozpin
101 Failed Attempts At Escaping From Cross Marian reviews
Allen just wanted to get away from Cross and his drunken antics. He prayed, and in return he got a murderer with a Segway, a conspiracy theorist of a bookman junior, a melon murderer, clones of the guy he was trying to run from, a satanic golem, a truck load of crack, and a broken fourth wall. Thanks a lot god. It's even worse because he just can't seem to escape this nonsense.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 205,684 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian, Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Yang Xiao Long: Destroyer of Ships reviews
Yang reads the RWBY wiki and finds a series of comments related to "shipping." After that, Jaune blasts off Team Rocket style and Professor Ozpin does nothing the entire time.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Yang X.L., Ruby R., Ozpin - Complete
Mana D Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup reviews
Summary: One day the Earl finds a friendly clown on his doorstep, offering him a can of soup to purchase. As part of the money goes to the orphanages, he agrees and the clown goes on his merry way. But upon closer inspection, the Earl realizes the can came from a certain company. A certain company owned by a certain traveling clown.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Nightmare reviews
Act 2, Scene 1, based on lines 125-142. Titania goes full on ghetto, and Oberon decides that this is a level of stupidity not worth sticking around for.
A Midsummer's Night Dream - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
Agent York Decides to Propose Another Day reviews
Title says all.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Director, York - Complete
Jimmy Neutron: A Fandom Sent to H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICK reviews
Meet Caesar Crouton, culinary genius and total pimp. And then there's poor Jimmy, who he mistook for his archival, Jimmy John. How will Jimmy get out of this one? The answer is simple: Science.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Jimmy N.
In The Morning reviews
Fluffish. All dreams end when the sun comes up to start the day. That includes nightmares. And at the table, where they eat breakfast, Cross and Allen get around to discussing some things around their orange juice and coffee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian - Complete
Agent Texas Goes to a Roadhouse reviews
That's not what the waiter meant by "we break nuts" when he gave you that bowl of peanuts. Told from North's POV.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Tex/Allison - Complete
Agent Washington Takes Off His Helmet reviews
... and sees a terrible thing one day, as he delivers coffee to his friends in the morning.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Wash - Complete
Who Let The Trolls Out? reviews
I did.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012
Saying Goodbye reviews
Just because you leave, that doesn't mean that you won't come back.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Alice, Oz V. - Complete
Those Hands Were Made For High Fives reviews
Those vector hands were made for?... High fives. Totally, dude.
Elfen Lied - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Lucy / Nyu - Complete
Every Man For Himself! reviews
Women and children last.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Oz Kills Jack Vessalius reviews
Title says all. To be honest though, Jack had it coming.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Jack V., Oz V. - Complete
So it was YOU reviews
Rated T for language. Chief Yagami is shocked by a revelation concerning his son. Light was the one who did it. Light was the one who ate the last bag of chips.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Light Y., Soichiro Y. - Complete
Dear Writers of FanFiction: Burn In Hell reviews
Love but not really , Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Weatherman Lied reviews
He said it would be sunny today. He lied. Now Lucy is stuck in the rain without an umbrella. Who does she vent out on? Will be a series of shorts
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Lucy / Nyu
When They're Drunk reviews
Is Rika seriously allowed to drink alcohol? Short, not really meant to be funny.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Rika F., Hanyu F. - Complete
Maka Had A Baby! reviews
Pure Crack. Remember in the anime when Soul burst out of Maka's tummy? Well, this is based off of that. Don't kill me!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete