Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?

HPTMR, AU. Harry has been hiding in plain sight all his life, since he has Minister Tom Riddle's soul-mark on his arm, and a fulfilled soul-bond will make Riddle incredibly powerful. Harry works as a junior Ministry official feeding his fugitive parents and godfather what information he can. No one, least of all Harry, expects him to be abruptly pulled into Riddle's sphere.

One Night of passion leads to drastic consequences that changes the war completely. Harry must go into hiding to protect himself and his most guarded secret. But will that secret bring Harry and Tom together? Only if it is Meant to Be. M/M - TRHP - RAPE - MPREG - OOC - (DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE. DO NOT TRANSLATE WITHOUT PERMISSION)

Scared about the coming war, Harry went to the Astronomy Tower to reflect. Magic, it seemed, has another plan and Harry has swept away from his present and landing right into Hogwarts in 1943. Stuck in Riddle's time, and now under the name of Harry Peverell, Harry must do his best to keep under the radar of Time. However, Riddle has other plans and wants the boy for himself.

Blaine is the son of a powerful crime boss. He has no intentions of joining the family business, especially since he finally has a gorgeous boyfriend named Kurt, but everyone else has other ideas. When Kurt gets caught in the middle, Blaine's true nature is unleashed. Like father, like son. Dark!Blaine. Features sex, violence, drug references, and heavy BDSM themes.

As a last resort to believe in love, Tom calls for his bonded one and pulls Harry through time, to him. TomxHarry Three books long!

Harry is a submissive with no prospects, an abusive father and a dead mother. However, when he is summoned to the palace of the Alpha Werewolf he will meet someone there that will change his life forever.

Stiles hates condom. He wants Derek to fill him everytime they...you know. Stiles loves the sensation. Derek is a werewolf anyway, what disease he could possibly have? His mate needs to relax. Besides, it's not like Stiles can get PREGNANT! (Guess again) **Sequel of The Boy Is Mine, You Bonkers!** MPreg!Stiles, Protective!Derek

Dumbledore tries to help unite Hogwarts by showing them that there’s a thin line between Houses. He asks those that have been almost sorted into a different House to stand up. This is Slash.

Blaine was Kurt's Prince Charming, what he didn't realise was he wasn't just his. Prince!Blaine. KLAINE! Rating for safety reasons for later chapters

Over 314,300 views. Sesshoumaru, the heir of the Western Lands, is the most sought after youkai of high breeding. However, due to some unforeseen circumstances, it appears that he cannot produce an heir of his own. mpreg, yaoi, inc

Jade is a Werewolf Princess. Cat is the best friend shes known almost all of her life Jade's her soul mate. But Jade also happens to be arranged to be marry to Beck Werewolf Prince. Can Cat and Jade be together or will the Wolfs go into War? Slight Futa.

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Jack/Will Mpreg, sex. Jack comes knocking on Will's door one stormy night. With some BIG News.

Severus Snape was expecting a normal quiet summer until he recieved a letter from one Harry Potter asking for help. Ignores the last two HP books but Sirius is dead. Contains Dark not Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry Bad!Dumbles, Ron and Hermione bashing. Harry/draco

Tris and Peter clash at a Dauntless party where new members of the faction are celebrated. But things get steamy when Peter gets Tris drunk and leads her away from the crowd. A lemon.

In the prejudiced world where the Dark Lord won, Harry Potter is part of the servile caste, the lowest caste in the new society. Resigned to a life of servitude as a Courtesan, Harry is instead drawn under the wing of the Dark Lord himself. Between the scheming Order and his powerful benefactor, Harry finds himself steadily drawn deeper into the growing conflict. Eventual LV/HP.

A tale of Sansa and Tyrion's growing relationship after they have married. How will their relationship bud among the troubles that surround them? Based solely on the show, I have not read the books. *Show Spoilers* Picks up during S3E8 Second Sons, right after they return to their room from the wedding feast.

Harry is married with Lucius with three children. A good career, loving family and devoted friends. Life is good. But then he and Lucius are thrown back to the past due to James Sirius' mischief. Giving the chance to rewrite the history, what will he do? Slash. Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter.

Turned into a vampire and uprooted from his old life, Kurt Hummel must learn how to deal with the new changes and a crazy new school, the gorgeous vampire who turned him, and people who hate him because of the person who chose him. Full summary inside.AU!

A series of one-shots of the domestic life of the Murder Family.

This story is being rewritten. To preserve reviews I'm leaving the original version and posting the rewrite at a new listing. This version is abandoned.

AU When Harry Potter was blackmailed into marrying Sirius Black, he knew he was walking into a future in hell. When Sirius Black blackmailed Harry Potter into marrying him, he never thought he would find heaven. Warning: Slash/violence/rape

Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality

Let's say that Jacob was the youngest of the pack. He's also the shortest. The pack believes that he won't even "change". They all treat him like...well the baby. For more summary, read beginning of first chapter. Slash, may or my not MPREG. Lots of OOC.

AU! In a world where Neville Longbottom was declared the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter grew up in a happy, loving family, but all of that changed when he met Tom Riddle. TMR/HP slash. Dark!Harry.

Kirk was bound to him forever through the bond of blood they now shared. Whether anyone else liked it or not, Khan didn't care. The others meant nothing to him. They were mere ants to him. Kirk, however, was not. He was Khan's now. Slash. Khan/Kirk

Lee goes to the furry store to find the furry that is right for him. He spots a red-headed raccoon and decides to buy him. Little does Lee know there is more to this little coon than meets the eye. WARNING-HumanXFurry. LeeXGaara as said. Rated M. R&R!

Klaine Game of Thrones AU. Sebastian wants the throne and he'll sacrifice anyone to get it, even his brother Kurt. Kurt will do anything to appease his brother, for now, and marrying Blaine is the least of his worries. Dub-con/Non-con and possible mpreg.

The frail prince of Jotunheim is handed over to Asgard when Laufey passes away. Can the young Thor win the heart of his spouse? Thorki/Thunderfrost, arranged marriage, some Jotun Loki

It turns out that the words 'a painfully smart and brave unclaimed human who is stupidly unutilized in Beacon Hill's pack' became the hottest gossip in werewolf underground. Yes, what the hell. Stiles' existence has changed from a plankton to a rising sun. Derek Hale has something he needs to say about it. Mates!Sterek, Possessive!Derek, Stiles...is Stiles.

The only gift Harry ever received on his birthday was to learn that Draco Malfoy was his mate and that he was no longer just a regular wizard. Harry is pulled into a new world full of love and hate as their final year of Hogwarts begins...

GKM Fill: Nerd!Blaine, Cheerio!Kurt where Blaine is Kurt's assistant in exchange for Kurt stopping him from being bullied. Warning: bp!Kurt. Prompt inside.

The Adventures of the Sex-God Savior and the Drool-Worthy Death Eater. Harry comes to a disturbing revelation about a man he had always thought he hated. He simply couldn't help it, Lucius Malfoy was absolutely delicious.

What happens when a prank goes wrong? ...Harry ends in the past is what! Warnings inside.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.

What if Draco hadn't insulted Hagrid back in Madam Malkin's? Instead of hating him, Harry decides to take his offered hand, and forms a friendship no one would have ever expected. DM/HP, slash, Slytherin!Harry, Dumbledore bashing, slight Severitus

Ever since they got together, Jack's been sort of desperate to end his three hundred-year virginity. Bunnymund, however, is taking it too slow for comfort.

Long ago, in Kronos' stomach, Hades used to be with Poseidon. Now, to make his former lover suffer, he takes Percy as his own. But maybe all of this will turn out quite different than intended. - Starts as Hades/Poseidon, continues as Hades/Percy and ends as very kinky Hades/Poseidon/Percy, all slash obviously and with a threesome

Kurt is at Scandals after breaking it off with Blaine, and of course meets Sebastian. Kind of AU, M, Slash, Klaine/Blaine!bashing... Read the warnings inside, people...

First time barebacking… with bottom!Sebastian. Barebacking, oral, anal, rimming, comeplay, masturbation, desperation. Second in the 'til Kingdom Come universe

Kurt has never touched himself, Blaine convinces him to let him try. Written for a prompt on the GKM. B!P, cunnilingus, fingering, multiple-orgasms, PIV.

Kirk forces himself into a confrontation with Spock. Being in the Vulcan's private room leads to desirably unexpected consequences. Can Kirk resist? Will Spock allow him to? M/M Slash

The fact that he'd have to marry for political reasons was something Prince Gendry had accepted long ago, and the way he saw it, Arya Stark was someone he could come to at least like, which was more than he'd hoped for.

Amon must cooperate with Korra if he hopes to survive his injuries following a natural disaster, forcing him to face his prejudices about bending head-on...and leaving him grappling with an inconvenient growing attraction. Complete! Canon to Ep 1.08; AU after that. AmonxKorra/Amorra; some naughty scenes, all consensual.

Quinn has 2 secrets, the first is that she's a werewolf, and the second being that she has a g!peen. It's too bad that Quinn has imprinted on Rachel because Rachel is with Finn. Quinn and her pack join Glee club on a mission to win Rachel's love. Faberry

My Name is Kurt Hummel and although once I may have been an innocent baby penguin. Truth is now, I'm a bit of a slut. Kurt/Blaine Klaine. Smut. MA. I Do Not Own Glee or Any of The Characters in it.

what happens when severus saves harry from the dursleys on the day harry starts to get his magical creature inheritance? is severus his true mate? BoyXboy, ss/hp Slashy goodness. dont like dont read. hint to readers this is aku-sensei's new account.

Naruto investigates a company run by Uchiha Sasuke. However, his world is flipped upside-down when he is taken into the future and married to Sasuke. Three kids later, you'd think he'd be settled in his new life. AU, SasuNaru, future fic, SasuNaru babies

What if Thor hadn't landed in New Mexico? What if Thor had landed in Lima, Ohio? And been found by a fashionable but technologically savvy countertenor? How would Thor learn humility? Thor/Kurt, slightly OOC Kurt and Burt

A response series of non-explicit Kurt-centric prompts. Some crossovers, including BtVS, HP, Vampire Diaries, etc. Absolutely no Kurt/Karofsky or Kurt/Blaine, because that's gross.

Inuyasha is alone in the world once more. when he finds a wolf cub, will he be able to get it to the wolf prince and find a place among the pack? yaoi kog/inu. 2nd place for Best Yaoi/Yuri at the Inuyasha Fanfiction Guild!

When the son of werewolf hunter James Potter is turned by a rogue wolf the boy is dragged from his simple life and thrust into the world of werewolves. Finding out he is a submissive and the mate to Fenrir Greyback makes Harry's transition difficult FG/HP

The lies. The secrets. The inheritance. The pregnancy! Actual summary inside.

As the new alpha, Derek needs a pack and a mate. Along the way he might just get back the family that was taken away from him. But as new enemies arise, the pack must support each more than ever before. SLASH! Sterek, Janny, Scott/Allison, Lydia/OC.

Sebastian knew that Kurt was dangerous. He saw it that day at the Lima Bean. He knew what Kurt could do, and Blaine's biggest mistake becomes Sebastian's life. AU First Time On, Sebastian/Kurt.

When young Thor acquires a priceless book of magic, Loki wants it badly enough to offer his body in exchange for it... and Thor wants Loki badly enough to accept.

GKM: Quinn and Brittany were arranged to marry & succeeded the royal throne. They don't love each other as a lovers & are both in love with their servants Rachel and Santana respectively. The queens are required to procreate and continue their bloodline, but Quinn isn't sexually aroused by her "wife" and can never get hard around her. Rachel comes up w/ a plan. WARNING: G!P Quinn

Kurt is frustrated, Blaine is oblivious, Sebastian is there, and Sam is all kinds of confused. When you mix this together, and add Kurt's Therapist in sparks are going to fly, and Kurt's claws finally come out. Kurbastian, Hevans endgame. AU after OMW

Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.

Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.

Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.

The Minotaur is back. And he has certain plans with Percy. Minotaur/Percy slash - Sequels "The Wrong Path" and "Fixing What Is Wrong" up!

Harrys having the usual bad summer witth the Dursleys until he messes up a spell which turns him into a panther cub but thats not the worst of it oh no the dursleys sell him to a magical pets store where he gets bought by - warnings inside

Spurt Sam/Puck/Kurt Gladiator AU. Senator's son Kurt pays to be pleasured by champion Puck, bodyguard Sam is jealous. warnings for sex, violence and bad latin translations. Smut like woah.

Sequel to A Political Romance. As Kurt and Blaine graduate college, new challenges await. Can loving Kurt calm dark and twisted Blaine? Features consensual slave/master relationship. Not BDSM. Rated M for gay sex, smut, rape, language and abuse triggers.

Season four's Exposed with a twist of the ankle variety And I hope you all forgive me if I skip all the intrigue and got right to the... other intrigue-of the more intriguing read:smutty variety.

AU. 6th year. Harry disappeared for a year and upon his return adopts Dudley's magical 9-month-old baby boy. He is ready to dish out some well deserved revenge. Ron/Hermione/Ginny/Dursleys bashing. Regretful Sirius. R&R...

Due to an accident that was completely Snape's fault, Lucius is now a pretty kitty searching for a way to deal with his current madness and turn back into his former and intimidating self. Unfortunately Harry finds him. Life can never be simple.

Poor Percy has more suitors than he'd ever imagine. Gods - Hercules, Ares, Hephaestus, Apollo, even Dionysus - are chasing after him. And all of that is Nico's fault! How? Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

It's senior year and we all know how putting on a musical turned out last year. Mr. Schue decided maybe it wasn't a bad idea to use it for fund raiser and to get a bit closer to Emma. PucKurt, Finchel, Samedes, Wemma, Britana, Tike

Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash

Kurt and Blaine are happy. They're finally together, but trouble comes from others seeming to want to get in the way. Takes place after the kiss during Original Song.

What happens when a lonely Immortal enters a school for the gifted and meets the girl of his dream...Underworld/Victorious Crossover, RADE with a little Rori just to make things interesting...A/N this story is canceled, its in the process of being rewritten as a Teen Wolf/Victorious crossover.

Werewolf!Blaine is really pushing it coming to see Kurt this close to the full moon. Things get a little... rough. Warnings inside, but it's definitely a hard M.

Christmas Gift fic for Geniatheparadox and Dashertheprancingdancer. Bad Reputation AU where all the guys go bi-curious for Kurt in a skirt. Kartie, Kinn, Katt, Chummel, St Hummel and Puckurt.

Harry could be naughty very, very naughty. Or Harry could be nice very, very nice. You decide which is your favorite. Twoshot

My sadistic Cousin wanted a dark/manipulative yet in love Blaine easing Kurt in to a very extreme relationship for his birthday. I didn't want to buy him anything, so I complied. I rather like it myself.

An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.

After a night of extensive drinking, blurred faces and groping Harry wakes up in a previously unknown location. Drinking, he thought, should be banned. Slash. No longer a two shot.

Thor captures Loki's beloved Svadilfari, and Odin won't free him unless Loki breeds with him again.

Imprisoned in a cell in Jotunheim, Loki endures the guards' nightly assault while he scheming to free himself and his badly injured brother. Warning: N/C, mpreg

What happens when Harry Potter is abused and the only people he finds he can trust are the Dark spies sent to watch him? What happens when a beating gets out of control and Harry is about to die? How can Fenrir Greyback help? OCC

this is the first part to my sasunaru fanfic, mature graphic yaoi.

Puck plays with his dirty little cheerleader. Will others join in? VERY smutty! Don't read if you don't want pure smut!

Blaine and Rachel goes on a date after her party. Then another date. Then another one. Kurt needs to get Blaine out of this relationship - or rather, he needs to get Blaine into a relationship with Kurt.

Dalton Academy, the Westerville all boys' school and the one place Kurt never thought he'd end up. They forgot to mention it was only available to werewolves and werecats. Full Summary Inside

Germany finds out that Italy needs help on how to use France's 'gift' which results in sex. Warning boyxboy lemon ONESHOT

Lucius comes home to Harry putting the finishing touches to Voldemort's Victory Day cake, and decides to kiss the chef. See how the rest of the night goes. LM/HP. Slash.

While Puck's in juvie, Karofsky tries his luck with Kurt, spreading vicious rumours and bullying the Gleeks worse than ever when Kurt refuses his advances. But with Puck getting released early, Karofsky better start a running. PucKurt-estab relationship

There are many similarities with the show and many differences, like Quinn being a werewolf. When Quinn, Santana, and Brittany join Glee Quinn has to suffer through seeing her imprint, Rachel, with her boyfriend, Finn. Will be Faberry.

Sesshomaru wants a personal servant, so naturally, he gets one. Ten years later Inuyasha might be in over his head with his 'master' and Mating Season around the corner. He doesn't WANT to submit to his sexy bastard! Yaoi, lemons.

Blaine gets Kurt the best birthday present he's ever had. Blaine gets to share the fun. CanniBlaine/Kurt, SerialKiller!Klaine, and rated M for a very good reason.

Kurt's being a dirty little tease and Puck gets tired of it. Smutsmutsmut more towards the end.

Sequel to Fangs and Fur. It has been a year since Sasori started living with the vampire known as Deidara but issues are beginning to rise. Sasori over works, Deidara feels ignored, and there are whispers of a war between the races. Will everyone survive?

Kurt is caught doing something naughty after school and is forced into a position he didn't expect. VERY smutty. Gangbang, mainly Puck/Kurt but also other guys/Kurt.Slight noncon. Don't read if you're not looking for pure smut!

A Glee Live CrissColfer fanfic. Based on the Klaine skit from July 3 at the O2 in Dublin, the very last Glee Live 2011 performance. Darren told Chris he had a surprise for the Klaine skit that night, but Chris had never expected this.

Kurt Hummel is just an ordinary senior. Except for the fact that he's a werewolf, and he's the father of four pups. But otherwise, he's like every other guy dealing with an Alpha wolf boyfriend and said boyfriend's stalker. Sequel to Primitive Instincts.

In a society where human animal hybrids run amok, Alphas are the dominant species, over humans, or Beta hybrids. An Alpha needs a Beta to feel complete, to feel whole. Blaine needs Kurt to be complete. Another wolf!Blaine fic!

Kurt walks into McKinley High after a 2 week absence. He's more confident, stronger than ever and has an insatiable lust for blood and revenge! The Second Life Of Kurt Hummel sees our favorite male diva traverse his new life as a Vampyre. AU set after NBK

Puck always knew he was a badass, but grudgingly admitted there was someone who was even more badass than himself. After taking the advice of the Queen of Badasses herself, Puck begins to realize he shouldn't be ashamed of who he is. Eventual Puck/Kurt

Sasori's life changed when he was five years old, when he first saved the life of the infant blonde merman. But now can Sasori save Deidara from the evil clutches of a certain sinister pink haired girl? Let's all hope so. Mermen and Mermaids, ahoy!

Will learns that the life of a pirate includes some things he didn't imagine. Jack/Will SLASH! Don't like it, don't read it.

Inuyasha was always considered to be the most loving prince of the palace. Happy and carefree. His father puts him into an engagment with the ice prince, Sesshomaru and has no idea what he is getting his youngest son into. Chapter 14 up!

AU. 14 year old Kurt doesn't like his 16 year old Finn Hudson as his stepbrother stealing time away from his dad. Finn is desperate for Kurt to like him, so if he uses Kurt's crush on his best friend Puck to his advantage, who could blame him?

This is what came from my Post-Original Song Klaine Coma. Finn catches Kurt reading his pamphlets. Together with Blaine, they educate themselves on the finer points of gay sex. More comedy than smutty; fluffy with a side of innuendo.

I can't believe that it's been more than a week, since I promised myself that I won't seek him, lust over him, god- dream about him when I'm not touching him. For god-sakes . . . he's my student! What should I do?

Bella thinks that there isn't much behind the beautiful face of Rosalie Lillian Hale. Well, she's wrong...Femslash/AH/

A fill for the Glee kink meme on Livejournal. Basically, Blaine has a kink for domestic, little wife Kurt and Kurt decides to fulfill his fantasies. Strong M.

Harrison Evans is the Slytherin's 'pet lion.' But what happens when one Slytherin forgets that only person Harry belongs to, is Tom Riddle? AU, Magic, Slash, Mature Content, TR/HP

Castiel learns that by touching the handprint on Dean's arm, it can restore his Grace. Dean, however, is hesistant. Slash.

Harry and Hermione make a list of criteria for Harry's ideal person. They come up with Lucius Malfoy name. Harry takes it seriously as he tries to date the man. What would happen next?

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

Sasori might have a very odd career, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have fun doing his job.

The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP

So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.

PWP AU: 'Sex Kittens' had been around for decades but it had only been in the last ten years or so that the cost of buying one had dropped enough that people other than the super-rich could actually afford to own one.

Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.

"This is a PDA-vention. That's a PDA intervention...actually, it's more of a Constant-groping-and-sexing-in-public-and-TMI-ing-vention." Puck and Kurt are getting a bit carried away with public sexy times. Rated M for, well, Puckurt sexy times. Crack-ish

Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?

Ironman/Harry Potter xover; hermaphrodite!Harry/Tony; Summary inside. on hiatus.

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

It has come to the Ice Queen's, the ruler of Kurtopia, attention that a certain Pool Boy runs around impregnating the maids and ladies of the Royal Court. / This story contains Kurt in beautiful dresses and Puck in various states of nakedness.

Due to a potions accident Harry ends up in the MWPP Era, with no way to return. He ends up in the middle of a love triangle, except he doesn't know it, he's completly oblivious. LMHPSB WARNING! SLASH! don't like don't read.

How the battle at Orochimaru's hideout should've gone: What did Naruto promise Sai he'd do if Sasuke didn't come back? Why does Sasuke look like he wants to kill Sai, instead? And why is Sakura having a nosebleed? Read to find out! SasuNaru

Spock is going through Pon Farr, and Jim is suffering not only from the horrid Vulcan heat, but also at his Vulcan's unbearable teasing. Dominant Spock/Submissive Kirk. M for LANGUAGE AND M/M SLASH! dedicated to AmyCoolz.

To what lengths would your older brother go for you? Would he die for you? Kill for you? Whore himself out for you? Sasuke is about to find out. KisaIta, SasuNaruSasu, possible other pairings as the story progresses.

Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!

Sasori has a craving and walks into deis room... what'll happen? DA BEST FF I HAVE EVER WRITTEN AND THE BEST U WILL EVAR READ! IT WILL LEAVE U WANTING MAWR!

New neighborhood, new neighbors…old lovers. How will Minato survive moving next door to Fugaku Uchiha, naked sons and perverted scarecrows aren't helping matters much, or are they?

"Eat me..." Harry begged, "Excuse me?" The man asked, "But did you just ask me to-," M/M, AU, M for heavy LIME.

Request! Pein has always raped ukes as his punishments towards them, but what happens when the semes get involved? Rated for language and sexual themes.

Kisame texts Itachi in Walmart. Yaoi. Kisaita

Jesse St. James has never been up to anything good. He doesn't object to playing dirty when his stardom is on the line. In fact, dirty is the way he prefers to play it...especially when he wants to get inside Kurt Hummel's skinny jeans. SLASH. KurtxJesse

Naruto, in a attempt to prank Jiraiya while Sasu-kun is on a mission, messes up a Jutsu and goes into heat. The rest, as they say, is History. Not my best, and I'll fix that soon. B-day fic for Xadnama! Happy b-day nee-chan! M Yaoi SasuNaru

Jim and Spock meet for one night in San Francisco as teenagers, and Jim goes back to Iowa with an unexpected souvenir. Kirk/Spock MPREG

Spock x Kirk. Perhaps they are not so different after all. TOS!Spock x TOS!Kirk, nu!Spock x nu!Kirk. Very Mature.

Sequel to Linked. The chapters are shorter, cuz I don't have a big imagination! SasoDei, Lemon, Yaoi, Mpreg. Now edited!

The ukes are working at a male hooters called 'Long John's! What will the semes have to say about this? Yaoi KisaIta SasoDei KakuHida ZetTobi and PeiKo, RATED FOR SOME ANATOMY REFERENCES!

Random yaoi fic by Tyranno's girl! Smut time! Why are some school clubs more fun than others? Because of their crazy, sexy presidents, that's why! KisaIta, KakuHida, SasoDei.

Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.

Sam is done with Ironhide and he goes to the Autobots base to tell him so. But will the large black bot let him go without a fight? High rating sparklings stay away!

A short christmas story. SasuNaru, Lemon.

It started with a typical night with the teme. SasuNaru, M-preg, Yaoi. Lemon. Giftfic for Solitare1. Disclaimer in my profile.

Spock x Kirk. Somehow Spock has been split into his two conflicting halves! One is Human and one is Vulcan but they can both agree on one thing: they want Jim. Very Mature

When Sakura decides to force destiny and makes in a sex shop for a powerful aphrodisiac, she is far from suspecting that she will give the nicest of present for her Sasuke-kun. NaruSasu day laaaate XD

Paint is fun to play with. SasuNaru Lemon

2007 Movie-verse AU:Sam is human. On his father's side that is. His mother's? Not so much. Which was how he got roped into this gig in the first place. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.

Sequel to Such Is Life: The Spark. Two years later, SAW has to deal with his decisions as the new Allspark, the arrival of Decepticons and Autobots alike, and his feelings of regret for his responsibility. Will it be too much for him? Angst ahoy.

Deidara's life in the Akatsuki. Pairings are SasoDei, KakuzuxHidan, ZetsuxTobi, onesides ItaDei, and eventual KisaIta. Rated T for cursing and hinting at sex.

Whilst on the phone with her boyfriend, Sasuke, Sakura hears somebody in the background. Who? Guess. Sasunaru. YAOI! BxB

mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though

Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru

Sam couldn't tell them. They'd never believe him, he can't really bring himself to believe it either. But there is no denying it now. He knows who the Watcher is, but how long can he lie to himself about it?

Not your ordinary high school fic. What happens when you mix humans, healers and demons together in one school? What exactly is so special about Naruto, a boy whose face goes unseen by everybody? Read! My first fanfic. Rated M for later chapters SasuNaru.

To Kelsey with all my Love.

Lee goes to deliver documents to Gaara, and end up having a heart to heart... about masturbation. Things get steamy... etc etc etc WARNING! Contains yaoi, lemon, boy love. Dont like? dont read.

Naruto went home late from work, to the woman he doesn't love, and refuses to touch, and gets an unexpected call from his first and only love. Narusasu, Sakura bashing, fluff, yaoi, minor angst, oneshot.

Sasori gets sent on a solo mission and comes home in an awful mood only to find something incredibly sexy waiting for him. Smut one shot! Yaoi

sasori's called the Red Demon for a good reason. yet deidara insists on challenging the redhead's power. war naturally ensues. sasodei, yaoi, series, a little kisaita too!

The rokudaime is kidnapped when two ravens hear of his upcoming wedding. What will he choose freedom or duty? ItaNaru slight SasuNaru mention of futur ItaNaruSasu

A space ship crash lands in the woods behind Deidara's house. Inside, he finds an alien and decides to help the injured red head. What will come of this? Better than it sounds. Full summary inside. SasoDei, yaoi, Lemon.

Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.

A Muggle by the name of J.K. Rowling wrote a story about a boy. I'm here to tell you that she didn't get her facts straight. This is the real story, a darker story, of Harry James Potter. Rewrite, HPDM other pairings, lots of smut

ONESHOT This is a oneshot I came up with for Werewolf Groupie's birthday! XD It's set during 6th Year but obviously none of this really happens and OOCness. Warning: Yaoi boyxboy. Graphic lemon. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. COMPLETE

Your so beautiful" he whispered. Mpreg

Harry has to accompany Dudley on a night out, little does he know he'll have a pretty good time himself. bit of cheek and plenty of smut. Enjoy! m/m slash Harry/Fenrir.

It was just one encounter; one out of control afternoon. This was the worst mistake Naraku had ever made...but is it really that bad...? Can this mess, this mistake, be fixed? Mpreg.

UPDATED and BETA-ED .Naruto comes back after three years to find Konoha has changed and that two missing nin Uchiha broters are now controlling it. ItaNaru ItaSasu ItaNaruSasu SasuNaru

There was only one thing that could halt castle activity. YuuRam, lemon-ish, PWP.

Naruto wakes up with a major predicament...Heavy Sasunaru Yaoi.

When myoga reveals to Inuyasha a trait of a mature Hanyou, Inuyasha finds himself in a situation. Demons of all kinds are trying to kiss him, but he doesn't want them to! The only way to get it to stop though, is for him to find the right kiss. Yaoi KoInu

Naruto gets kidnapped by orochimaru....oroxnaru pairing don't like yaoi dont read it!

Naruto, leaving his village behind, goes to Gaara with a plea for help and a secret. Contains mpreg, SasuNaru, and other pairings

SamFrenzy. First one I've seen, so far...The Decepticons decide that Sam should be humiliated, and Frenzy carries it out in the worst way. No one knew the repercussions of what that would cause...ManBot n' all that jazz...Primus, this title sucks...

Harry Potter disappeared after the war with Draco Malfoy’s twin sons, what happens when he returns with the twins? What happens when Draco finds out they are back? DRACOHARRY slash MPREG

What happens when Sakura finds out about Sasuke and Narutos secret while in an online chat room? I'll tell you..mass chaos. Rated M for....reasons. I might add more chapters...if this is liked. This is a crack fic apparently .

Jack and Davy Jones have a little encounter, leading up to a very...interesting event. If you don't like this kind of pairing, then don't read. I don't want to hear your crying about it. Also...its a oneshot, so it is short. DavyXJack.

Mocking those DracoHarry and MPreg fics that no matter hard you try you can't believe is plausible. Also mocked is lack of character depth and a slight stand against Ron bashing.

Sakura's hairstyle change incident gives her telepathy ability. What would happen if she read our boys, Sasuke and Naruto's mind. Find out yourself. SasuNaru. Major Sakura bashing. Don't read if you are Sakura's fan. A bit of innuendo.

Ryoshi no Tsuki is the demon mateing season. Inuyasha manages to get everyone home safe but he's forgotten about himself. Kouga's on his way to get Kagome but she's gone home. Then demon instinct takes over & something changes in Inuyasha. YAOI

Draco always knew what he wanted in live: Power, fame and Harry Potter, not particulary in that order. Now, all his dreams are about to come true thanks to a old marriage law he made sure the Ministry of Magic knew about it and Harry didn’t

When Harry mates as animagus, what are the results? With whom did he mate? SLASH malemale relationship COMPLETE HP/LM Mpreg

Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV

SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.

Experimental - Voldemort defeats Harry Potter and takes the boy into his service (Slash, AU)

*NEW CHAPTER 6 ADDED!* [Aragorn/Legolas, Boromir/Legolas] An Elvish slave learns much about the ways of Men -- who, above all else, desire power.