Stuff you should know about me

My ships

Hetalia

Canada/America, Canada/Russia, America/Japan, Lithuania/Poland, England/France, Italy/Germany, Austria/Hungary

Star Trek

Spock/Kirk, Spock/Bones, Spock/Bones/Kirk, Chekov/Sulu

Kuroshitsuji

Sebastian/Ciel, Undertaker/Grell, and Will/Grell (OTP~)

Durarara!!

Shizuo/Izaya, Erika/Walker, Mikado/Kida, Celty/Shinra

Favorite Series

Manga/Anime

Dragon Ball Z, Durarara!!, Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia, Vampire Game, Negima!, My-Hime, Pokemon (the original series), Loveless, and Death Note

Cartoons

Invader Zim, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, Angry Beavers, etc.

Other Shows

Community, The Office, That 70's Show, etc.

Books

Harry Potter, Cirque du Freak, The Hunger Games, and The Demonata

Description

Name: Alexis or Lexi, you pick.

Age: Your face.

Height: Too short.

Hair: Medium length, red, and curly as hell.

Religion: Agnostic, of course.

And now, for a bunch of random nonsense left over from a few years ago that I'm too fond of to delete.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

Yeah, but if I turn this frown upside down, all the blood rushes to my head and I get dizzy!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because you're boyfriend thinks so too.

Real girls aren't perfect. Perfect girls aren't real.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling.

Snape's favorite form of torture is neglecting his Neopet.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

Don't judge a book by it's movie.

I used to be normal...until I met those weirdos I call my best friends.

My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they're cool.

Thank you, Captain Obvious. You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcastic.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

I got kicked out of Walmart for yelling "UP" at the brooms.

Shouting Lumos at the light switch does NOT help.

I can't remember if I'm the good sister, or the evil one...

I have a photographic memory...I just can't afford to develop the film.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

If Rob is short for Robert, is Bob short for Bobert?

I see you're playing stupid again...looks like you're winning, too.

Shut up brain, or I'll poke you with a cue-tip again!

My first name is Avada! Wanna know my last name??

Voldemort is baffled by Harry's lack of the ability to die.

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

More Randomness!!

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side!

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Spy name- Green Goat

Goth name- Black Angel

Gansta name- Alekizzle

Noname-Saxelix

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

How to get on Larten's Nerves

1. Walk around carrying garlic and throw it at him when he gets near you

2. Tell him he should dye his hair black

3. Put on Nick Jr.

4. Give him a huge hug...and don't let go for a few minutes

5. Randomly laugh whenver he's in the room, and stop as soon as he leaves

6. Ask him if he wants to go to the beach with you

7. Follow him around, wearing all red and talking all dramatic

8. Poke him a few times

9. Throw him a suprise unicorn-themed birthday party

10. Buy him a smiley face balloon from Wal-mart

11. Leave Twilight on his desk

12. Force him to watch Lassie

13. Scream "Oh my God, it's Dracula! Get a camera!" when you see him

14. Ask him if he sparkles

15. Call Arra a pirate

You Know You Go to Our School When...

1: You yell 'God BLESS you' to the psycho art teacher before she gets to yell it at you.

2: Math class is now known as 'chorus class'

3: 'Pants on the ground' is now the school's new pledge.

4: You find Hitler awesome and cool for some reason.

5: bursting out into song in Agriscience isn't abnormal.

6: when you sing in Agriscience, the teacher sings along as well.

7: The students fail miserably to teach teachers today's slang.

8: The substitute sleeps whilst we do what we wish.

9: You now know all the words to each song in the 'Lion King' thanks to your U.S history teacher, who makes you watch it five times each day.

10: hooker dancing is allowed but Caramelldansen isn't.

11: gym class is just the two of your gym teachers arguing with each other.

12: the principal will shrug off a bomb threat.

13: your subsitute makes you do exercises in the corner if you sneeze.

14: your teacher doesn't care if you cuss out the class and storm out of the room but your substitue does.

15: texting in front of the teacher is allowed, drawing isn't.

16: the others are hanging out outside, you go to go outside and your teacher yells at you.

17: the faculty doesn't care if the sidewalk sucks but they care when you finally trip and break your neck.

18: Your homeroom teacher is perfectly okay with your class having an all out paper ball war

19: your gym teacher would rather talk about drugs for the whole school year, then spend one day talking about puberty

20: it's perfectly fine for teachers to show public affection, but when you do, you get detention

21: There's gray hair in your pizza, but there aren't any gray haired lunch ladies.

22: Your math teacher can tell you more about domestic violence than your history teacher.

23: Your gym teacher tells you not to make fun of others, then humiliates someone in front of the class.

24: Your science teacher writes 'surprise' on the chalkboard, and it almost always means 'quiz today'.

25: Your gym teacher says he won't report you for doing drugs or smoking, then (later in the week) gets a kid expelled for smoking marijuana.

26: Your lunch lady is also your bus driver.

27: One of your gym teachers says there's no such thing as ghosts, but when the lights go out, she tells you to hurry up before bolting for the door, hair standing slightly on end.

28: Your pre-algebra teacher doesn't come to graduation because he hates kids.

29: The 'nerdy kids' get assigned the table under the air conditioner in the lunch room.

Copy and Paste

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Kitty Kat 277you hate the term Mary Sue, or have had one of your OC's called one, copy this into your profile.

If the character you like in books and movies is never the main character, post this on your profile.

If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile.

If you have ever cried uncontrollably at the end of a video game, copy this into your profile.

If you love Drawn To Life, copy this into your profile.

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you watch Fred videos exessively, copy this into your profile.

If you're a fan of Charlie the Unicorn, copy this into your profile.

If you're a fan of The Annoying Orange, copy this into your profile.

If you love watching Annoying Orange, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever Caramell Danced in public for no apparant reason, copy this into your profile.

If one or more of your teachers thinks you're phsyco, copy this into your profile.

If you are an otaku (and know what that means) copy this into your profile.

If you tend to use slang in your writing and/or speaking, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that the last week of school is pointless, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy swimming, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been completely, utterly, unbearably, inhumanely, maddeningly bored, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever woken up on the floor of your bedroom for no explainable reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to follow the butterflies, copy this into your profile.

If your neighbors think you or your family (or both) are phsyco, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy pancakes (or waffles) a little bit too much, copy this into your profile.

If you have way to many of these 'copy into your profile' things, copy this into your profile.

If you swear to God one of your friends is stalking you, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that Dora needs to use some of that "Sticky Tape" on her mouth, copy this into your profile.

If you like watching old anime shows, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Nickelodeon for canceling Invader Zim, copy this into your profile.

Quizzes of All Sorts

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total: 9

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
Total: 16

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Please, for the love of any metaphysical being there is, don't bitch at me about the uber long page, the not-recently-updated fanfiction, or the parodies of stuff I might post some time later. Keep your christfaggotry to yourself, don't talk to me about Sonic/Naruto/My Little Pony, because I really don't want to hear it. Don't advertise your crap in PMs, and if you have anything you seriously need to tell me, just send a PM. I'm not rabid, bro.

Have a nice day, and don't forget not to regret