Saiyan of 3-E

Kali sighed as she finished up wiping down the counter top. Cleaning up the dishes had been a simple task after Nagisa fell asleep in the guest bedroom, and her uncle had gone home for the night. Dinner had gone better than expected, even if the addition of Nagisa wasn't foreseen, and since she was basically alone in the kitchen now, she didn't have to worry about Nagisa or Karasuma seeing her using her speed to clean the kitchen. But now that her kitchen was taken care of, Kali had other pressing matters to attend to.

Pulling a whiskey glass from her cupboard, Kali pulled a bottle out from where she stashed her booze, and took both items to her room, where she sat on her bed, pouring herself a drink, in contemplation of what she'd been hired to do, just earlier today.

~Flashback: Principal's Office~

"Ms. Karasuma, I'm happy to see you've returned to school happy and healthy. You seem to be even stronger than you were before." Principal Asano said, getting up from his chair and turning to look at her. "I do hope your time in the hospital was satisfactory. An' my condolences on your parents."

"Is me being in the hospital what my parents told you?" Kali asked.

"Yes, it was the lie they told me. But Ms. Yukimura told me the truth, about how you were sold to a facility for experimentation, and some sort of training. I can see whatever they did, it certainly made you look more ferocious than you were before." Asano said.

"If you know the truth about where I was, then can you please get to the point?" Kali asked.

"Straight to business as usual." Asano smiled. "Tell me Kali, what was the training you were being put through at the facility?"

"I was being trained for Assassination missions." Kali said.

"Ah, a fitting profession, for one with the title of, Lioness." Asano said.

"I take it you didn't call me up here just for some small talk, did you?" Kali asked.

"You're a clever one. A shame your temper is what landed you in E-Class." Asano stated as he began closing the blinds to his office. "No I didn't call you up here to simply talk." He said as the lights began to dim, before a projector turned on, and an image of a man wearing a dirty green hoodie, with a beard popped up on the wall. "I have a job for you to complete. Finish it, and I'll move you back to A-Class."

"I'm not interested in moving back to A-Class." Kali said looking at the image. "An' besides, what makes you think I'm a killer for hire?"

"You were the one who assassinated your own parents, are you not?" Asano asked.

"How'd you know about that?"

"My dear girl, I know everything that goes on here at this school, even how you refurbished the satellite campus behind my back. Clever getting the school board to leave me without a sayso for the new building you had installed." Asano said.

"Fine. Who's the target?" Kali questioned.

"His name is unimportant. But you have a thing against bullies, don't you?" Asano questioned.

"Of course."

"This man, bullied a former student of mine, one whom I considered to be like a son to me, to the point where my student took his own life." Asano said. "He had dreams, aspirations to be a world famous basketball star. But all that was taken from him by this man. I found those responsible for pushing him to take his own life, and set them on the path leading to a crippling gambling addiction. One of them committed suicide, like my student had, and the other is currently living in a park near my neighborhood. He's been divorced a few times, has multiple children from each marriage, and has gotten worse with his gambling addiction."

"So what do you want me to do about him? Seems like you've taken revenge on your own pretty well." Kali said.

"I want you to put him out of his misery." Asano said. "He's suffered long enough for his sins."

"My fee's 10K a head, cash, plus necessities." Kali said, giving Asano a side glance.

"Done." Asano said.

"Is there a deadline for this job?" She asked, looking back at the depressed gambling addict.

"No. Feel free to end him at your leisure. But the sooner you take care of it, the better." Asano said.

"Alright. The target will be dead before midnight." Kali said, before turning to leave the office.

~End Flashback~

"I have his location, and I know which Yakuza groups he's borrowed money from, along with the kills for their calling cards." Kali said, pulling up the zipper to her boot.

Kali had changed her outfit from the spaghetti strap top and daisy duke shorts, to a sleeveless, and backless catsuit that hugged her curves tight, with fingerless arm gloves sheathed blades on her thighs and guns holstered on the small of her back, with her hair braided in a ponytail.

Opening her window, Kali put a foot on the ledge of the window, and jumped out, taking to the skies, and flying overhead to the park her target was at. The flight didn't take long, as she got there faster through the air, than she would have on foot. Slowly lowering herself into the foliage, Kali used stealth to make her way through the area, and found her target lying on the park bench, covered in a newspaper, using it as a blanket.

'Target sighted.' Kali thought. 'Executing plan now…'

~The Following Day~

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight." All the students of Class 3-E counted as Karasuma lead their gym class, training them on how to properly handle a knife.

"The sounds of a choreographed exercise regimen echoing across the fields on a golden afternoon." Koro-Sensei said, dressed in an old styled gym uniform. "So peaceful. So militant."

"Yet the only one who isn't doing these drills, is Kali." Karasuma said, looking over to where his niece was, doing martial arts over on the other side of the field, wielding dual blades with expert skill.

"She seems skilled enough with a blade already, so I told her to do a different type of physical training for the P.E today." Koro-Sensei.

"Make those knives sing. Treat every move, like a legit kill strike." Karasuma commanded the students, as he put his attention back to them. "You're in the way here pal. Phys-Ed is my department now."

"But… But I'm lonely." Koro-Sensei said.

"Find something else to do then, like, I don't know. There's a sandbox, have a field day." Karasuma said, pointing behind him.

"You don't have to be so insensitive." Koro-Sensei cried as he was already piling sand up to make something. "The kids liked it better when I was their gym coach anyhow."

"Yeah, not so much." Sugaya sighed as the students took a break from their training. "No offense or anything, it's just when it comes to exercise, you…"

"Set the bar kinda high." Sugino finished.

~Flashback: Last P.E Class~

"Alright, let's try a simple, jumping side-to-side maneuver. Watch closely and I'll show you how it's done." Koro-Sensei said, before he began doing the exercise at Mach20.

"Are you kidding me?!" Okajima, Sugino, and Maehara said in shock.

"Once you've got the rhythm, throw some cats-cradle into the mix." Koro-Sensei said.

"Wow he is seriously good." The trio of boys said.

~End Flashback~

"Like we could keep up with that." Nakamura said. "The only one who was able to go fast and do cats-cradle was Kali. Even then we could see only one of her."

"Kali's always liked herself a challenge." Karasuma chuckled.

"We're human beings you know. I for one think our coach should be to." Sugino stated.

"Right. Back to work people." Karasuma said.

"Can I ask an obvious question, sir?" Maehara inquired. "If there's an actual point to this training, should uh, should we be practicing right in front of our target?"

"Whether killing, or studying, it's the same principle. Drill the basics, and they'll serve you well." Karasuma explained. "Isogai, Maehara, step up. I want you to try and tag me with those knives."

"Wait, like as a team?" Isogai questioned.

"Do you think that's a good idea?" Maehara asked.

"The knives aren't designed for hurting humans. They can only actually hurt Koro-Sensei." Kali said, coming over to the group. "But if you're that concerned about hurting my uncle, why don't you come at me instead?"

"Tell you what, manage to hit her, and you can go home for the day." Karasuma said. "Kali if you're able to avoid being struck, you can go home."

"Great." Kali smiled.

"Uh, okay. Well, here goes nothing." Isogai said, as he and Maehara went and charged at Kali.

As the duo swung their blades at Kali, the Saiyan girl easily dodged their strikes, easily redirecting them away from her.

"See that kids?" Karasuma asked, as Kali continued dodging or redirecting the strikes. "Even with the bare minimum know-how, Kali can practically dodge their attacks in her sleep. They've got no technique." Karasuma said, before Kali grabbed both of them by their wrists, and sent them to the ground. "If they can't land a hit on someone like Kali, then you haven't got a prayer against a target whose top speed, is mach20. See?" He asked, directing their attention to the sandbox. "They've been sparring for half a minute, and look. He's had time to change clothes, make tea, and build a model of Osaka Castle."

"That is so irritating." Maehara said.

"That's why we drill. When the whole class can hit me, or Kali, you have a shot." Karasuma said. "Do what I tell you, as often as I tell you to do it, you'll become Assassins. This isn't recess kids. From now on, gym class will be about the basics. Stabbing, correct use of firearms, everything you need to succeed."

"Wow. Okay." Sugino said.

"Alright, that's enough for today." Karasuma said.

"Thank you sir." The entire class said bowing to him.

"Kali. You're free to go home as promised." Karasuma said.

"Think I'll stay, heard we got a new student coming in whose been suspended since before the school year began." Kali said. "I wanna meet him in person."

"Well todays your lucky day, because I'm…"

"Right behind me, yeah I know." Kali smiled turning around to a red haired kid in a black jacket, white shirt, and blue jeans. "You weren't exactly all that sneaky when you snuck up behind me. The whole point of sneaking, is to be quiet."

"Well damn, you've got some sharp ears." Karma said, before looking past her. "Oh hey, that must be the notorious Koro-Sensei." He stated, moving towards him. "Wow, he really does look like an octopus."

"Ah, Mr. Akabane, correct? I understand your suspension ends today. Welcome back, that said, tardiness is a no-no." Koro-Sensei said, his head turning purple with an X on the face.

"It's kinda tricky getting back into the swing of things. Oh feel free to call me by my first name." Karma said with a laugh. "Anyway, I've heard some really good things Teach, nice to meet you." He said, holding out his hand.

"The pleasure's all mine. Should be a fun and educational year." Koro-Sensei said, accepting Karma's handshake, only for Koro-Sensei's hand to pop like a balloon and sag like melting butter.

Almost instantly, Koro-Sensei had to jump back as Karma pulled out a butterfly knife, made from the Anti-Sensei blades, and swiped at him, before Koro-Sensei jumped further back.

"Ah, you are fast, aren't ya?" Karma questioned. "An' who'd have thought these knives actually work. I just cut one into strips and tacked them on. Pretty elementary stuff chief, I'm disappointed that's all it took to catch you by surprise. But good jump, if you don't mind coming off like a frady cat. What are ya scared of me? Guess this makes me the first to actually land a blow right?"

"I'm afraid not young man." Koro-Sensei said, as his tentacle grew back. "That honor, goes to your classmate over there." He stated, pointing to Kali. "She's managed to slice off a whole tentacle more than once, these last few weeks."

"Oh?" Karma asked, looking to Kali. "Is that a fact, and yet she's been unable to actually do the deed? I'm shocked. If she's that skilled, then she should have lobbed your head clean off by now."

"I've got my demons I still need to deal with, before dealing with the big bad." Kali said.

"I've heard you're called Koro-Sensei, because you're supposed to be unkillable." Karma said, leaning in and looking up at Koro-Sensei. "Oh come on, no way you can be this big of a pushover."

"Hey Nagisa, what kind of person is this Karma guy?" Kaede asked.

"That's something I'd like to know to." Kali said. "I'm getting major psycho vibes from him."

"Uh, he and I were in the same class our first and second year." Nagisa said. "He was violent, so violent they finally expelled him, shipped him here."

"So he's like me?" Kali asked.

"Sort of. You're only violent when you feel you need to be, Karma is just violent in general." Nagisa explained. "E-Class is where they send you when they don't know what to do with you. Thing is, under the circumstances, he may end up a star student."

"What do you mean?" Kaede inquired.

"Weapons and blood are his passion. Trust me, if anyone could kill our teacher, besides Kali, it's Karma." Nagisa said.

~Later~

"Is he gonna be doing that the entire time?" Kali questioned as Koro-Sensei was punching the wall. Well, less punching and more bopping it with his tentacle, making a squelch sound. "Seriously it's distracting. He can't even punch it properly."

"You're right. Karma's smack talk seems to have touched a nerve." Isogai said.

"But what's the point of punching a wall, when his tentacles are too soft to do any damage?" Maehara asked.

"Okay that's enough. Could you stop that? We're trying to take a quiz here." Okano said.

"Sorry, yes absolutely." Koro-Sensei said.

"You sure you know what you're getting yourself into Karma?" Terasaka asked. "The jellyfish is sincerely pissed off at you."

"You can't pay me enough to be in your shoes." Yoshida said.

"If I was you, I'd stay at home with my head under a pillow." Takuya said.

"Course he's pissed. Who wouldn't be if someone made an attempt on their life?" Karma questioned. "Less the would be assassin screwed up, and pissed himself in the process."

"I didn't piss myself. That attitude's gonna get your ass kicked." Terasaka stated.

"Quiet please. No noise during a quiz." Koro-Sensei said. "Continue to talk, and I will assume you're cheating."

"Sorry Koro-Sensei my bad. No worries though, I'm already finished. I'm just gonna eat this Gelato if that's okay." Karma said.

"Not so fast. No eating in class." Koro-Sensei said, before noticing the dessert in Karma's hand. "Hey. That's the Gelato I brought back from Italy yesterday."

"Uh-oh." Kali said. "He's done it now."

"Huh, sorry? My bad, I just saw it chilling in the faculty lounge." Karma said.

"This won't do young man. I flew through the coldest layer of the stratosphere to keep that delicious treat from melting." Koro-Sensei stated.

"Why did I picture him in a Santa Suit?" Kali questioned.

"Yeah? So, what are you gonna do?" Karma asked, taking another lick of the dessert. "Hit me?"

'So that's his end game.' Kali realized.

"Of course not. I'll simply have it back, and finish what's left, thank you very much." Koro-Sensei said, marching right for Karma, but stopped when he felt, and heard, one of his tentacles popping, and looked down to see the cause of it. "Anti-Me BB's?" He questioned before moving out of the way, as Karma fired at him twice, but nothing came out of his gun.

"Wow, that's twice in one day Teach. I'm catching up to Kali's record in no time." Karma laughed. "I'm gonna keep pulling the same old tricks. Class will get interrupted, our grades will slip. Let's be straight up though. If you want this to stop, you can just kill me, or anyone else in this class for that matter. You just gotta let go of just wanting us to see you as our teacher." He stated, rubbing the Gelato in Koro-Sensei's robe, before dropping it. "Give us a taste of your ugly side. Or you can make peace with all this, accept that I'll be the one to kill you. Here's my quiz, easy peasy." He said, walking past Koro-Sensei and tossing him a slip of paper that was his quiz as he went for the door. "Peace out for now teach, what do you say we play again tomorrow?"

~Later at the Train Station~

"See you later Nagisa, Kali." Sugino said, parting ways with his classmates.

"See ya tomorrow Sugino." Kali smiled, waving back at him.

"Bye. Have a good one." Nagisa called out.

"Are you kidding me? Is that actually Nagisa?" A bully, Tanaka, questioned. "Look at that guy, all cozy with the E-Class dumbasses."

"Ew gross. Gotta hand it to him, he's adapted well to the crowd he's gonna spend the rest of his life with." The other bully said.

"But who's that hottie with him? You think she's a new transfer student who doesn't know which class Nagisa's in?"

"We should do our civic duty and help her escape." The bully with glasses smiled before his face was contorted as a foot firmly planted itself in his gut, and he was sent back into the pillar behind him.

"I don't need any help from asshole morons like you." Kali growled. "I'll have you know E-Class, is far better than any of the other classes at our school!"

"Bitch, who the hell do you think you are?" Tanaka asked.

"Me? Don't you recognize this predator's gaze?" Kali questioned, marching up to Tanaka.

"No way… the Lioness?" Tanaka gasped.

"Ding-ding, give the piss-ant a prize." Kali smirked. "Now get lost, before I break both your legs and his arms, and drag your sorry asses to the police for harassment."

"Y-yes ma'am." They said, rushing off.

"You sure it was okay for you to do that?"

Kali looked to the side and smiled, when she saw Karma as he tossed away a glass bottle. No doubt he'd intended on breaking it, and threatening them himself.

"I mean they could report you to the Principal." Karma smirked.

"Let them. He can't do shit since, A: We weren't on campus when I did that, and B: I was putting a couple bullies in their place for sexually harassing me, and picking on Nagisa."

"Wow, you've got the Principal wrapped around your little finger, don't you?" Karma asked.

"Not really, I just know the rules better than those dumbasses on the school board." Kali smirked.

"So why are you and Nagisa traveling together? You're not dating, are you?" Karma asked.

"Kali's my next door neighbor, Karma. We live side by side." Nagisa said.

"Really? That's interesting." Karma said. "So Kali. Is it true you didn't give a shit about your parent's death?"

"You're not gonna goad me Karma." Kali said. "Your cheap tricks might work on those of a lesser mind, but not me. An' they're not gonna work on Koro-Sensei either."

"Oh, I'm surprised you knew what I was doing, but what makes you so sure they won't work on the octopus?" Karma inquired.

"Because he's not the monster you think he is." Kali said. "Yes he blew up the moon, why he did, or why he wants to do the same to the earth, is a mystery to all of us, but he's a teacher first, harbinger of the apocalypse second. He's not gonna snap in anger and kill you. He knows the tricks your playing, and has counter measures to play against them."

"So, what are you saying, we give up and quit?" Karma asked.

"No, I'm not saying that. What I am saying, is we need to work together to stop him." Kali said. "But by all means, continue to try your methods, see where they get you. Because there's no better teacher to have, than life."

~The Following Day~

"Good morning boys and girls." Koro-Sensei said, coming into the classroom, but he noticed the students weren't all too happy that day, in fact they seemed quite worried, aside from Kali, who just looked unamused. "Eh, why the long faces, has something…"

Koro-Sensei paused, when he saw a dead octopus on his desk, with an ice pick through its head, right between the eyes.

"Oops, that's on me." Karma said. "Yeah, totally thought it was you, innocent mistake. I stabbed it, so I suppose I should get rid of it?"

"Yes, you should." Koro-Sensei said, grabbing the octopus, and slithering up to Karma.

Karma just smirked as he thought about how he was gonna land the killing blow on Koro-Sensei, and get the sweet satisfaction of actually killing a teacher.

'Bring it on Koro-Sensei.' Karma thought, holding an Anti-Sensei blade behind his back. 'No worries, I don't plan on killing you physically yet. It's more fun to watch your spirit die first.'

Koro-Sensei stopped a few desks short of Karma's, before he turned some of his tentacles into drills, and vanished at the speed of sound, before he reappeared in front of Karma's desk, holding everything needed for making Takoyaki, including his souvenir missile.

"Observe if you will, Karma my boy." Koro-Sensei began. "The versatility of these missiles, and the fire power of this missile yoinked from the Self Defense Force."

"Hey, make some for me too please. I missed breakfast this morning." Kali called to Koro-Sensei.

"If you think I'm gonna let the new kid, get away with murder, think again." Koro-Sensei stated, as he began making Takoyaki, and stuck a piping hot piece into Karma's mouth, while a plate of them had been put in front of Kali.

"Alright." She smiled, digging in while Karma just spit his out.

"Don't you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day? Your complexion tells me you haven't eaten, so please, help yourself to some of this delicious Takoyaki, I insist." Koro-Sensei said cheekily.

"He's not kidding, it is delicious." Kali smiled. "It's so hot and fluffy, with a perfect crunch and texture, and the sauce just makes it melt in your mouth."

"You see, I'm a giver. I take care of things, hungry students, would-be assassins, troubled teens." Koro-Sensei stated, opening his mouth to let steam come out, revealing the rest of the Takoyaki. "Every attempt on my life, is an opportunity for me to play my part, so by all means, keep at it. By the end of the day, if your body and mind aren't aglow with health and knowledge, I haven't done my job."

~1st Period~

"As you can see, whatever we do, this number remains." Koro-Sensei said, giving the math lesson. "Now, I know the concept of indivisibility is a beast, but if its fangs frighten you, I have a surefire way for taming it."

Meanwhile in the back of the room, Karma was just smiling, as he stealthily reached into his jacket, and pulled out a BB-Gun.

"Let's see if you can get the gist, as I write it out on the board." Koro-Sensei said, as Karma raised his gun to fire it at him, before Karma's gun was gone, and his nails were all decorated and pretty with Takoyaki and octopus themed bits. "Karma, it takes an Anti-Me BB far too long to reach its mark." Koro-Sensei stated, holding up the gun, before holding up beauty supplies. "I had time on my hands. I hope you don't mind if I prettified yours."

~4th Period~

Everyone was bustling around the class room, excited and eager to use the new cooking equipment again. Thanks to Kali, they no longer had to use camping stoves for Home Ec, and could use actual cooking stations.

"Let's see now. How'd the two of you do Fuwa?" Koro-Sensei questioned, as she was paired with Karma, and because of the odd number of students, Kali was on her team as well.

"I'm not totally sure. It's got a bizarre tangy flavor to it for some reason." Fuwa said. "I don't know what we could have done wrong."

"We added too many teaspoons of ground orange rinds." Kali sighed, reading over the recipe.

"Probably easier if you just start over from scratch, why not… toss it out?" Karma suggested, before slamming his fist down on the handle of the pot, sending the soup flying at Koro-Sensei, while using that as a distraction to swing his rubber blade.

"We wear an apron in Home Ec, Karma." Koro-Sensei said, as Karma suddenly found himself dressed in a pink frilly apron with a big heart on the chest, and a pink bandanna in his hair. "Oh, and don't worry, the soup is fine. I syphoned it out of thin air, and put it back in the pot. I also added a dash of sugar to even out the orange rinds."

Kali and Fuwa each took a sample of the soup, and they were both amazed at how good it tasted.

"Perfect, that's exactly what it needed." Fuwa smiled.

"I knew I should have added another teaspoon of sugar." Kali said.

~5th Period~

Everyone was sitting in their seats, listening to Koro-Sensei as he read off the poem in the English language, as he walked through the aisles of the desks. As he passed Karma, the redhead pulled out a blade, but stopped when Koro-Sensei put a tentacle to his forehead, and the teacher began grooming his hair.

"Even as I was thinking this, the red frog, having failed again, was making its way back, I was starting to get bored with it." Koro-Sensei read off.

"Karma has got to be majorly pissed by now." Kali chuckled.

~After School~

"Damn it. None of my tactics are working." Karma grumbled, biting his nail, while sitting on a branch, overlooking the cliffside.

"Still haven't learned it yet huh?" Karma turned around to see Nagisa and Kali, both of them looking at him, expectantly. "Koro-Sensei's defenses are air tight, there's no way you're gonna be able to get through them, not on your own at least."

"Come on man, I'm telling ya not to sweat it, we'll do it together as a group." Nagisa explained. "You could have the sneakiest, most foolproof plan ready to go, but if Koro-Sensei's got his eye on you, then forget it, he's not like other teachers."

"Other teachers huh?" Karma questioned. "No."

"Listen, I know what got you kicked down to E-Class. Hell I was kicked to E-Class for the same reason." Kali said. "Don't get yourself so worked up over something out of your reach."

"You don't understand, I wanna do it on my own." Karma stated. "Let me ask, would it tick either of you off to die in some random place?"

'Die in some… No, he's not gonna do what I think he's gonna do, is he?' Kali thought, recognizing that tactical behavior from a lesson Koro-Sensei gave her back at the labs.

"Oh Karma." Koro-Sensei called out. "I feel like I've taken exceptionally good care of you today. Keep trying to kill me if that tickles your fancy." He said, with green stripes on his face. "I certainly don't get tired of spiffing you up."

"Just so we're on the same page here, you pretty much consider yourself a teacher above all else?" Karma questioned, standing on the branch.

"That's right."

"Cool." Karma said. "An' you wouldn't think twice about putting your life on the line to save a student?"

'Oh shit, he actually is gonna…'

"What sort of teacher would I be if I did?"

"That's awesome, good to know." Karma said, raising his gun as Kali ran for him. "So I can kill you." He smiled as he began to fall down the cliffside. "Knew there had to be a way."

"Karma you idiot." Kali cried out, running for the cliff.

Before Kali could even think of using her powers, Koro-Sensei ran past her, and down the cliff. Looking over the cliffside, Kali saw that Koro-Sensei had formed a web with his tentacles, and had caught Karma, about ten feet above the ground.

"That idiot." Kali sighed in relief.

"Is he all right?" Nagisa questioned, looking over the cliffside.

"He's fine. Koro-Sensei's probably giving him a lecture right now." Kali said, flopping on her back.

A short while later, Koro-Sensei came back up with Karma, setting the red haired boy down on the ground.

"Dumbass." Kali griped. "That was the dumbest move, I'd ever seen anyone do."

"I don't get it. How'd you stay calm the whole time?" Nagisa questioned.

"Eh, no big." Karma said. "What really sucks is that was my best bet. Nothing else I can come up with touches it."

"Aw, run out of ideas already?" Koro-Sensei questioned, holding up several beauty products, plus a pair of cat ears on a hair band with a red bow in the middle. "But I have an entire beauty regimen all set up just for you. Come on, no way you can be this big of a pushover."

"Using his own words against him, that's cold Koro-Sensei." Kali said.

"No worries teach, you're still dead meat." Karma said, swiping his thumb across his throat.

"That's the spirit, never give up." Koro-Sensei said, his head turning orange with a big red circle in the center. "Seems my tender loving care, has paid off."

"Welp, let's head back Nagisa, Kali." Karma said, walking past Koro-Sensei, while tossing a coin purse in his hand.

"Isn't that…"

"Excuse me, that's my purse." Koro-Sensei said, rather urgently.

"Yep, I knew it." Kali sighed.

"Come on Teach, you gotta stop leaving stuff unattended in the faculty lounge." Karma said.

"Give it back." Koro-Sensei demanded.

"Here you go." Karma said, tossing the coin purse back to him.

"Gimme, gimme, gimme…" Koro-Sensei said, opening it, only to find the purse was empty. "Uh, hey uh this is, uh empty." He said, hanging it upside down.

"An' there wasn't much there to begin with, call it a donation." Karma said.

"A donation? A donation?" Koro-Sensei freaked.

"Nagisa you and Karma go on ahead, I'll handle this." Kali sighed.

"Right." Nagisa said, before leaving and taking Karma with him.

"Calm down Koro-Sensei." Kali said, taking the coin purse, and putting something in it, before handing it back to Koro-Sensei. "Consider this a gift for saving Karma's life."

Koro-Sensei opened up his purse again, and was shocked to see a roll of bills in the pouch.

"Where do you get all this money from? These are all high priced bills." Koro-Sensei said.

"I invest in the stock-market. Since I'm legally on my own, I'm allowed to do things I wouldn't normally be able to do if I was still with my parents." Athena said.

"So you wisely invest in the stock-market, thus earning hundred of thousands of Yen."

"Pretty much." Kali smiled. "Let me ask you, did you know Karma was gonna try the Suicide Assassination?"

"I had a feeling. I could see it in his eyes. I could also see you were thinking of using your powers to save him, which I know is something you wouldn't have wanted, since you're wanting to keep them a secret from the rest of the class." Koro-Sensei said. "Besides, I'm the teacher, an' it's my responsibility to keep you all safe and healthy while attending my class."

"Well I gotta admit, you're doing a damned good job of it." Kali smiled. "I wonder what adventure our class will have next, as we continue our journey in the Assassination Classroom."

~A/N~

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