Derp.

I don't know how to make a profile page. I didn't know how to make a profile page when I first got here. I don't think I ever will know how to make a profile page.

So...you get the magicalness of...um...whatever the heck this is.

I'm not very good at keeping up with updates. I'll not update a story for like...months, then flame you people with a bunch of stuff. It's weird, but hey, I'm weird as well.

I try to keep up, but the plot bunnies keep retreating...

Now, what are some weird things to do at Wal-Mart and in an elevator?

In an elevator...

1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi -insert name here-. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Occasionally meow at the passengers.
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”

And Wal-Mart...

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing floor hocky; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to up as high as it can go.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed department.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

24. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

25. TP as much of the store as possible.

26. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

27. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

28. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

29. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

30. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

31. Take bets on the battle described above.

32. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

35. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

36. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

37. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

38. Leave a trail of Cheerios.

39. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s.

40. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

41. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

42. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio umbrella until you get kicked out.

43. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

44. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

45. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

46. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible.

47. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

48. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

49. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

50. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror.

51. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

52. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

53. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

54. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

55. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

56. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

58. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

60. Get boxes of cereals and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!

61. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!”

62. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

63. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

64. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

65. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers.

66. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend.

67. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

68. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

69. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

70. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”.

71. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.

72. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.

73. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

74. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your can.

75. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

Oh Google. Your information is endless. :3

About my stories...

HuMon: I'm sure you can tell I haven't really done much with it. I've also heard about these fanfic-adoptions? If there's anyone interested in this, I'll let you have it. Keep in mind it'll be 'first come, first served' so if you see this but HuMon isn't there...I probably forgot to take this down.

Icelandic Encounters, Schizophrenic Gunner, Silly States of the US of A: Pretty much making these up as I go along, but I'm most active with States. There all collections of one-shot things.

Farewell, Good Child & You're Almost Not As Awesome: Also making these up as I go along. These actually have a plot and require more effort, so I tend to put them off more. I need to stop procrastinating...later...

I think that should be about it. Anymore questions, just send me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Please leave a message after the beep. -insert beep here-

MY BOY SIDE

x- you wear hoodies
x- you wear jeans
x- dogs are better than cats
x- it's hilarious when people get hurt
- you've played with/against boys on a team
x- shopping is torture
x- sad movies suck
- you own an XBOX
x- you own a Wii
x- you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
- at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
x- you own a DS, PS2 or Sega
- you used to be/ is obsessed with Power Rangers
x- you watch/watched early morning cartoons
- you go to your dad for advice
- you have played sport at a state level
- you used to/do collect football collector cards
- you have worn baggy sweatpants
x- it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
x- green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
x- you love to be weird and not care what other people think
- sports are fun
- you talk with food in your mouth
- you sleep at night with your socks on
- you have fished at least once
TOTAL= 13

MY GIRL SIDE

- you love to shop
- you wear eyeliner
- you wear the color pink
x- you go to your mom for advice (does a sister count?)
- you considered cheerleading a sport
- you hate wearing the color black
x- you like going out of town (for cons, but...)
- you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
- you like wearing jewelry
- Just a little. you cried watching The Notebook
- skirts are a part of your wardrobe
- shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
- you don't like the movie Star Wars
- you are/were in gymnastics
x- it takes you around a half an hour to shower
- you smile a lot more than you should
- you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
- ALL times you care about what you look like
- you like wearing dresses sometimes
- you like wearing body spray
- you wear high heel shoes
x- you used to play with dolls as a kid
- you have put makeup on others
- you like being the star of almost everything
- you love shoe shopping
- pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL= 3

List 12 random characters in any order:

1) Canada

2) Prussia

3) Iceland

4) Hong Kong

5) Norway

6) Danmark

7) Sweden's wife

8) Sweden

9) Italia

10) Russia

11) Austria

12) Doitsu

1) Have you read a five/ten fic fic?

Nor/Russ?

I...n-no. Do those even exist... -searches- ...there be two on this site. Still no though.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Ice? I wouldn't say hot, but he is a cute tsundere/kuudere

3) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Ita? Honestly, not at the moment.

4) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Um...Finland and Prussia...aHA! No. We endanger Gil's life as we speak. Shh! Hear that? That's the sound of a disapproving Sweden. He doesn't sound happy, does he?

5) Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

HK/Sweden or HK/Italia?

If they must stay in that order, I'd have to pick HK/Italia, but if not...still that.

6) What would happen if Seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

-shot Fin-

Come on. Finland loves his husband.~

7) Make a summarry of at least twenty words for a two six fic.

There was beer. Lots and lots of beer. There was also a very angry Norwegian and a very angry Austrian. What happened here? They sure couldn't remember...

8) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

HK/Russia...-search- Well, there's one here. I'm scared to read the summary, but it's only labeled romance and rated M...I'm going to guess it isn't fluff, but...-shivers-

9) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

A Canada/Norway fic...

Uncaring Attention

...I...I don't even know...

10) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Iceland/Aust-WHAT IS THIS THING I DON'T EVENASDFGHJUIKJTHRGEFWGRHTYKUUEWRJTYKUFRJTHREGFWXSDRCFTVGUYBHIUNJSXETDRCYFTVGUYBIHUNSEXRDCFTYVGUBHIUN

11) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Do I have friends? Hmm... -looks for definition-

12) If you wrote a song!fic about nine, what song would you choose?

Italy...hmm...my iPod has shuffled to "That Green Gentleman" by Panic at the Disco. I guess "things have changed for me" could work. Going from Chibitalia to Italy.

iPod has saved the day~

13) if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

PruIceDan

WARNING: THE AUTHOR DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN. MAY CAUSE SEIZURES AND INVASION OF VITAL REGIONS.

14) What pick up line might eight use on five?

Sweden on Norway?

"Y'wanna be m'wife?"

I...I can't understand...

15) Challenge: Write a drabble fic for ten/eight.

...-insert fluffy drabble here-

16) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Sweden walked in on Prussia and Germany. Probably would say, "Mm. 'ts not m'wife, 'ts not m'probl'm."

17) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

HK and Canada...

Why, their bears would set them up. Time to get away from Mattie just going unnoticed.

18) Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

-still searching for friends-

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

-continuing to search-

20) Does anyone on your friends list draw eleven?

Um...I'm not sure if I have possession of this 'friend' you speak of. Is it a new type of food?

21) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

NO. J...just no. PruHkNor...what is that? It...it's like Norway took his little brother's friend and they got drunk and invaded by Prussia and...

22) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Russia?

"VODKA!~"

Or maybe he would Jiiiiiiii.

23) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Norway? Kind of recently, but it wasn't just him. It was a SuFin & DenNor fic. "A NOrdic Adventure" by Yellow-Eco-Sage

24)What is six's super-secret kink?

Danmark?

Norway's feet. Don't deny me this.

25) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?

Austria shagging Italy?

Drunk. Like level Prussia drunk. Over 9000 drunk.

26) If Three and Seven got together, who tops?

Ice and Finland?

Depends. Fin is older, but Iceland is more dominant. Finland can be though. I mean, look at the Winter War.

28) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

SUFIN.

What are you talking about though? Sweden DECLARED Finland his wife. It it got any more canon than that I'd be as happy as Ivan with some vodka in a sunflower field.

29) What would Twelve and One be like in a relationship?

Germany and Canada?

I don't even think that could work...they would both be too awkward about it, right?

30) Two and Ten: Totally crack or canon?

PruRuss. I'm pretty sure that would be canon.

31) Is four het or slash better?

EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH SLASH.

32) Have you ever read any fanfiction of Five and Eleven?

Norway and Austria. -search- It does exist, but I won't read it.

33) Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is after Eight and Nine!

Finland is after Sweden and Italy? Man. Danmark has a right to be scared.

34) If Eight was to cosplay, what would they be?

Sweden?

Hmm...I don't think I could answer you that...

35) How many beers would One have to chug to go after Twelve?

Many more than Mattie could handle. What's with all the GerCan? It doesn't make sense!

36) Would Three make a good couple with Six? Or a better couple with two?

Den/Ice or Pru/Ice...seeing that I ship DenNor harder than PruAus (and that Danmark would get fed up with Iceland, vice-versa) I'll go with Prussia/Iceland.

37) Six and Seven have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting “distracted” halfway through?

Danmark and Finland. Distracted, yes. "Distracted," I doubt it.

38) Pick a Disney film to represent Ten and Two.

Russia and Prussia...

SNOW WHITE.

Why? I haven't the slightest idea.

39) if Three and Eleven are doing S&M, who’s the sadist?

Iceland and AusOH GOD NO I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

40) Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.

FinGer...

I...I'm starting to get scared now...

41) is there any evidence of four/twelve?

HKxGermany?

Nope. Unless Germany goes all paedo on Kiku's little brother. Then again, Japan took Hong Kong in WWII if I have my facts strait, and Kiku was an Axis...

I think I'm thinking this through too much...

42) How hot would seven/three be?

FinIce?

Um...

...um...

-insert more awkward 'how do I respond to this they're both ukes' um's-

43)If seven walked in on two and eight perfoming, shall we say, “interesting” activities, what would their reaction be?

PruSve is seen by Finland. Let's see...something like...

"BERWALD OXENSTERNA! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY HUSBAND! I...I'M GOING TO SEE ICELAND! SO THERE!"

And that would be the beginning of a plot for the above question.

44) What’s one’s secret kink?

Mattie?

Maple syrup lube.

45) How about twelve?

Doitsu?

Have you forgotten the Christmas present Finland got him?

46) Or perhaps 10?

Russia?

Becoming One.

47) What title would you assign a one/three/five threesome?

CanIceNor...

Northern Lovers

48) How about two/four/six?

PruHKDan...

Prussia and Danmark teach Honk Kong the Joys of Beer

Though that likely wouldn't fit the character limit...

49) Or even seven/eight/nine?

FinSuIta?

Ve! I Want To Play Too!

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He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.Dolphins sleep with one eye open.Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.Dr. Samuel A. Mudd was the physician who set the leg of Lincoln's assassin John Wilkes Booth... and whose shame created the expression for ignominy, "His name is Mudd."Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice.""Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.Every person has a unique tongue print.Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy. The skipper's real name on Gilligan's Island is Jonas Grumby. It was mentioned once in the first episode on their radio's newscast about the wreck.Giraffes have no vocal cords.Goethe couldn't stand the sound of barking dogs and could only write if he had an apple rotting in the drawer of his desk.Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.Honeybees have hair on their eyes.Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks.Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the largest anagrams.Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego."I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New Hampshire town hall, you are entitled to receive $.10 from the town.If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.If your eyes are six feet above the surface of the ocean, the horizon will be about three statute miles 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their England, in the 1880's, "Pants" were considered a dirty England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10: space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were the last 4000 years, no new animals have been the movie "Casablanca," Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam."In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal takes a lobster approximately seven years to grow to be one takes about a half a gallon of water to cook macaroni, and about a gallon to clean the was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down was once against the law to have a pet dog in a city in was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in 's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, 's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in 's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (Don't try this at home!)Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been overmixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since.John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles."Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son.Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Wild Kingdom."Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its original size: "L.A."Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as President Bush in isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.Montpelier, VT is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones.Mosquitoes have teeth.Most Americans' car horns beep in the key of F.Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.Most lipstick contains fish . Rogers is an ordained minister.Murphy's Oil Soap is the chemical most commonly used to clean word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.Non-dairy creamer is flammable.Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenouslyOn a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand in every 4 americans has appeared on of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 1930's lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition. It is not as chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet.Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.Pamela Anderson Lee is Canada's Centennial Baby, being the first baby born on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.Polar Bears trying to blend in with the ice will sometimes cover up their black nose with their paws.Pollsters say that 40 percent of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours.Reindeer like to eat bananas.Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.Since 1896, the beginning of the modern Olympics, only Greece and Australia have participated in every Games.Slugs have 4 noses.Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.Some toothpaste's contain antifreeze.Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray."Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an Oscar with "Midnight Cowboy." Her entire role lasted only six minutes.Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag.The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year.The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.The average person laughs 15 times a day.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.The band Duran Duran got their name from an astronaut in the 1968 Jane Fonda movie "Barbarella.The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice.The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life".The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."The company providing the liability insurance for the Republican National Convention in San Diego is the same firm that insured the maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic.The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500s.The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs.The "L.L." in L.L. Bean stands for Leon Leonwood.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosours; the tallest ones, anyway.The most common name in the world is Mohammed.The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.The only nation whose name begins with an "A" but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.The phrase, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging." Everything else was allowed, but the only way to be disqualified was to poke someone's eye out.The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times.The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... thus the saying.The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out.The state of Florida is bigger than England.The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.The United States Government keeps its supply of silver at the United States Military Academy, West Point, New York.The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead".The word "modem" is a contraction of the words "modulate, demodulate." (MOdulate DEModulate)The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.There are more chickens than people in the world.There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.There are only thirteen blimps in the world. Nine of them are in the United States.There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.Tigers have striped skin, not just striped escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly.Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.Until 1965, driving was done on the left-hand side on roads in Sweden. The conversion to right-hand was done on a weekday at 5pm. All traffic stopped as people switched sides. This time and day were chosen to prevent accidents where drivers would have gotten up in the morning and been too sleepy to realize that this was the day of the changeover.When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (formerly of the Monkees).Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland.Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.Women's hearts beat faster than men' blink over 20,000,000 times a can only smell 1/20th as well as a 'll eat about 35,000 cookies in a 're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe.Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

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