If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Believe me, I've tried...

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them back and demand oranges.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Perfection is a waste of time.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends. If you cry, I cry... If you laugh, I laugh... If you fight, I fight... If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss your ass...

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Allen Walker

A boy of promise,

a boy of trust.

A touch from him

sends demons to dust.

A boy of mystery,

and of curse.

With one look,

the demons disperse.

Not human,

say I bout’ the boy.

Not human,

say the demons, who begin to toy.

Happily he smiles,

without fear.

Even though,

demons near.

‘Mana’ he calls,

out once more.

Silence,

answers same as before.

But guided,

by stubborn friends.

He awakes,

from a dream that never ends.

Lenalee, Lavi,

and Kanda too.

Three friends,

all dear and true.

They wake him,

and show him dawn.

All the new friendships,

they hope to spawn.

A silent

room

crying

classmates

the reaper

comes

everything is

quiet

he beckons

to me

the sheriff

calls my

name

my friends

wail

am I

dead?

I am

aren’t

I?

they hear the

report

I was

walking

home

HE was

TOO drunk

to care

HIS headlights

were

busted and

I didn’t

even

SEE

HIS

car at

9:53 P.M.

when

HE

MURDERED

ME

A blank yellow page

crinkling in the wind

unable to cope

dealing in sin,

to burn

the page would

surely be sin

but crinkled and broken,

it’s never whole again

the words that are written

are kind and clean, but

on the back all the words

are mean

so try to burn the

sheet of life and

try to toss away its

light

it will always come

back from where you send

it will will be in

heath

and it will

always

Mend

a blank page

an empty rhyme

what’s it to me

if i can’t find

the thyme

cold hearts

and broken seals

anyone can

see what

my face reveals

and you

think i’m just

another girl

without a place

here in this world

but when the

time comes

call me a quitter

and

I’ll call you a sinner.