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I now have a job and, as ya can see, it takes up some of my typing time. *sigh* Oh well!

I've decided to do something random; everyday Im gonna PM someone who has faved me. :3 I cant wait to see some peoples reactions!

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Age: Hint; i'm still a teen(at heart!!!!)

Name: Hee hee, i ain't tellin u my REAL name. But i have been officially dubbed the Angst Queen by many reviewers. _

Gender: Total Girl, despite all the gore and angst I write, neh? _

Friends i've made:

Shadowgouf( very close friend and a good confidence giver!)

Azure Flame Kite 666(gives reviews all the time! not 2 mention were both alwasy on crack!(not really!))

TealEyeBeing(supposedly, i'm exactly like her, but i dunno!XD)

Black Sun Upon a Night Sky( We is crazy! And sadists!lol inside joke!)

Moonshroud(We've known each other 4 awhile now.)

Oxymoron 2011( We r both newbies, and were gonna conqure the world! But 4 now, we'll settle 4 lol)

Persistence (My un biological twin! Seriously, we r so alike it ain't funny!)

aizen must die(We're best buds from FFA Camp!! He's also new and a silly computer tard, so i have 2 help him out some!XD lol jk)

Chelsea Lynn (and yet, another non-biological twin! XD)

LittleXCreature (fun 2 chat with!!!XD)

Narlth (Deviant buddy!)

Devilsink (Another Deviant buddy!)

Tiana Misoro( A new friend that i share a common interest with; HichiIchi vampire fics! *drools*)

herRhi-chan: (Will probably end up in prison together for illegally entering yaoi con!XD Kidding!)

LinkWarriorInGreen: (Fellow FFA Member, why are we here? To conqure Fanfic of course! XD)

Severed Darkness: White Darkness is our brain child! (Although she claims I do all the work...but her antics are fun!)

Vaerin7: Omfg, another non-related twin! XD

XDRainbowmanvanXD: We are besties forever!!!!

A warning 2 all: I have an insane tendency 2 change my pic evry few days! But i own none of them!lol

My fave show in the entire freakin world is Bleach! I also have this strang obsession with YAOI, but only 2 pairs: HichigoXIchigo and GrimmjowXIchigo! The stories people make for these pairings are amazing! LOL Btw, I want 2 thank all the people who have been reading my fanfics, especially Shadowgouf and others(sorry, but i can't member their namesXD) U guys rule!!

I live in a really small town in Ohio, and i get barely any freakin bars here for my cell. It sucks, i'll tell u! I am probably only gonna write Bleach fanfics, so don't look everywhere for my fics! Sound fun? XD Also, i apologize for all the unfinished fics i have! I hit the writer's block wall on some of them, and plot bunnies r a plague 2 me! Sorry!

News flash! I have an Elsword account! I'm on the Solace server for those who wanna find and friend me! Lemme tell u my characters and their classes! (I decided to show the class they are currently, the pic that will be my avatar will be bolded!)

Ara Haan:HichiIchi Little Hsien class (I will make another Ara, as she has a new class yet to come to America called Little Devil)

Aisha: EtnaTheWitch Dark Magician class (haha...)

Elsword: AxelLeaReno Sheath Knight class

Raven: ReaverRaven Sword Taker class

Chung: UryuQuincy Shooting Guardian class

Rena: QuincyElf Trapping Ranger class

Eve: Evanecense Code Exotic class

Those are my characters and their classes for now. That will change and the lvls are always changing, so I wont add them. :3 its free to download and play, so join up ok? For info, look on ElWiki.

Fave Bleach Quotes ever!

Tell me, Ichigo. What is the difference between a King and the Horse he rides?- Hichigo Shirosaki

I don't expect a Substitute Soul Reaper like you to understand.-Toshiro Hitsugaya

Remember when you said that if i answered all your questions that you'd do whatever I asked you to?- Senna

Why do your drawings abnormally suck?- Ichigo Kurosaki

As you pass into the next life feel honored that you perished by my bankai.- Byakuya Kuchiki

Ichigo, what a complete amature you are!!- Hichigo Shirosaki

That wasn't even the one i ordered! I asked for Chappy the Rabbit!!- Rukia Kuchiki

You must always be courtious when you're a freeloader.- Kon

Yo. You rang?- Hichigo Shirosaki

I am...a zanpakuto.- Muramasa

You said miracles only happen once. So what are they the second time?- Ichigo Kurosaki

That wasn't very nice. Ichigo Kurosaki, I believe you killed my hat.- Kisuke Urahara

Instinct...- Ichigo Kurosaki

It's your own damn fault for falling asleep in the middle of the street!- Renji Abarai

Ah, this reminds me of the story of a red-nosed Soul Reaper that lit the way on a foggy Christmas Eve night.-Ichigo Kurosaki

My boobs almost suffocated!!- Rangiku Matsumoto

Shut your big fat mouth.- Senna

I swore that I would protect her and I swore it on my soul!!- Ichigo Kurosaki

I'd prefer that we weren't connected at all but it would be awkward if he were to die. So i'll kill you instead!- Hichigo Shirosaki

It's not Toshiro. It's Captain Hitsugaya, alright?- Toshiro Hitsugaya

Yaay, Kenny!!- Yachiru Kusajishi

Come back and fight me, Ichigo!- Kenpachi Zaraki

Let me out! I can kick both their asses!- Hichigo Shirosaki

I just hope this Ichigo doesn't get used to calling me by my first name. I find his lack of respect...disturbing.-Byakuya Kuchiki

I will stand in heaven.- Sosuke Aizen

Now what I wanna know is who the shit are you?!- Hichigo Shirosaki

I think it's a cute little circle, Renji.- Ichigo Kurosaki

You think you can beat me? Come back in 2,000 years!-Renji Abarai

I hate those goddamn eyes!!- Grimmjow Jeaquerjaqs

Fight me Ichigo! Let's have a classic fight to the death!- Kenpachi Zaraki

I have no mercy for lowly worms!!- Arturo Plateado

Wat's your rewationship with Itsygo?- Nel

I AM ZANGETSU!!- Hichigo Shirosaki

EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER WHEN YOU'RE CELEBRATING!!-Rangiku Matsumoto

I AM THE SEXTA!!-Grimmjow Jeaquerjaqs

I have know about you...since you were born.- Sosuke Aizen

If I ever find the slightest weakness, the smallest opening, i'm going to knock you down and crush your skull like an egg!!-Hichigo Shirosaki

You're one creepy kid.-Gin Ichimaru

Could it be that, somewhere in your heart, you've already given up?- Gin Ichimaru

Hey, it's been a long time, eh King?-Hichigo Shirosaki

What you want to protect isn't what I want to protect...-Tensa Zangetsu

You shouldn't know a thing about your family...- (that new guy in the manga. I need to look at his name again...DX)

So they're memories will return to normal...if I kill Tsukishira?-Ichigo Kurosaki (C'mon, that line coming from HIM? ! EPIC!)

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Books:House of Night series,Bleach(duh!),Twilight saga,The Fire Within series,Warriors series, Cirque De Freak,and Zombiepowder Anima, Mortal Instruments Trilogy

Music:Phil Collins,Three Days Grace,Hikaru Utada,Breaking Benjamin,Evanecense,Skillet, Within Temptation,Red, Poets of the Fall, Nightwish,Bluetengel and many more!

TV shows:House,Bones,Fringe,C.S.I.,Bleach, DBZ(4ever a fan!XD)

Movies:Transformers 1 and 2,All Bleach movies

Hobbies:Playing video games, writing my fanfics, and, of course, watching Bleach!!

Fave pairings from Bleach:

IchiRukia (face it, it's gonna happen! 4 info on how i know, go check Black Sun's profile!)

IchigoXHichigo(Don't ask why, i just do!)

UryuXOrihime(i don't want her 2 be completly alone!)

ToshiroXMomo (live with it, everyone! This is gonna happen 2!)

GrimmjowXIchigo (Again, don't ask, ok?)

IchigoXUryu (Who doesn't?)

My friend Aizen Must die(rock on, man!!) did this so i will 2! I will list some of the many songs and bands that i, H I-I, listen 2 that gives me nutty ideas!!

Red:Already Over, Let Go, Pieces, Lost, Breath Into Me

Breaking Benjamin: Had Enough, Breath, Evil Angel, Dance With The Devil

Hikaru Utada: Sanctuary, Simple and Clean Remix, Simple and Clean, Come Back, Apple And Cinnamon

Within Temptation: What Have You Done, Jillian (I'd Give My Heart), Frozen, Hand of Sorrow, Aquarius, Memories,It's the Fear, The Howling, The Truth Beneath The Rose

Thousand Foot Krutch: Move

Linkin Park: Faint, Numb, Valentine's Day, In Pieces, What I've Done, Leave Out All The Rest, Shadow of The Day, Bleed it Out

Good Charolet: The World is Black, We Believe, The Chronicles of Life and Death, Falling Away

Phil Collins: In The Air Tonight, Another Day in Paradise, Strangers Like Me, Son of Man, I'm on My Way, Two Worlds One Family, Look Through My Eyes

Evanescense: Bring Me To Life, Haunted, Tourniquet, Imaginary

NickleBack: If Everyone Cared, Animal, Photographs, Rockstar

Sweny Todd Soundtrack, Aladdin Soundtrack, Lion King Soundtrack, and many more i may add later!!

I was born on the day of Roxas Demyx

In the month of Demyx (omfg!!)

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx (again) and Xigbar.

And I am Roxas Marluxia years old.(yays!!!! :D)

My favorite number is Axel.

But my lucky number is Xigbar.

Hope y'all get that! XD

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say Aqua Timez
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say BLEACH

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (Ironically, I work at Wal-Mart. lol)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things. (To be honest, I already did number 11!)

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think tat those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I DO have a evil mind (those that have read my fanfic would believe me...)

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

IchiRukia ALL THE WAY!!

If you believe that Chuck Norris is actually Kenpachi Zaraki in disguise, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that the world will end when Kenpachi gets a shikai, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Bleach Vampire fics r awesome, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If u think I'M mad, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If u believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If you consider your favorite manga/anime character your husband, wife, brother, or sister, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Gin is good at heart, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat with a cool name, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you think that Disneyland and Disneyworld are the coolest places on Earth, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you collect "Warriors" copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often get attacked by plot bunnies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Aizen is a sexy, evil bast-ard, copy and paste this 2 ur profile!

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, BLEACH, and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

If u believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile

If you have ever tried to perform alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or by clapping your hands paste this into your profile. (guilty...TT)

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if FMA:Brotherhood owns the original anime.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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The must knows in the hentai/yaoi/yuri world:

1. Yaoi is guy on guy.

2. Yuri is girl on girl.

3. Hentai is your normal pairing.

4. Seme is 'top' and Uke is 'bottom'.

5. Just because you read it doesn't mean your gay/lesbian. (No offense!!!)

6. Doujinshi is done by professional artists, and they can be yaoi, yuri, or hentai!

7. They are almost impossible to find to read for free! (Believe me, i've looked!)

8. If you already know this crap, why the hell are you reading it?

9. Seriously, get over it!

10. Here's an idea; Copy and paste this to your profile so that someone else can read it!!!( You have me, Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo's permission!)

11. Also, if you do know where i can read this stuff online for free, preferably HichigoXIchigo, lemme know by a PM!!!

About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

If you know Weird Al Yankovich's 'Polkamon' by heart, copy and paste this to your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

You know you're obsessed with anime when...

1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. (Yup, along with a chibi keychain of the 4th Hokage, despite the fact i don't care for Naruto!XD)

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. (Do NOT make me list them all...)

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. (heh heh heh...oops...)

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). (Online, yes...)

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. (i almost had a heart attack when Ulquiorra ran Ichigo through with his hand and blew him apart! *cries*)

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! (Maybe for prom...lol)

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. (I don't got a purse, but i do have a couple pics of Ichigo on my wall...and i ain't sharing!)

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. (Mmm, Sephiroth..., also guys with orange hair and huge ass swords count...mmm, Ichigo...)

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. ( Not in English, but I once had a huge plot bunny attack in the middle of Algebra 2. For proof, read Unexpected Existence...)

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. (not yet...but soon...)

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. (Guilty as charged. Even worse when the characters are over your bed...)

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. (hangs head in shame)

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". (Something like that...)

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. (My sister, not me. I just know the general stuff here...)

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. (Guilty...)

17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. ( All the Bleach openings except Season 1 and 3...guilty as sin...Hell, they're all on my freakig I-pod!)

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. (No, but I've called plenty of people Baka before...)

19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. (I don't like pink and I don't wear necklaces, but I know what you mean!)

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. (It's my first, sadly)

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. (Oh hells yes!)

23. You buy shuriken or kunai. (My cousin owns Tensa Zangetsu and i plan on buying it too...)

24. You speak in subtitles. (Not really...)

25. You prefer anime over real life. (Sadly, yes.)

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. (Wait...it's not? Aww...but i want my hair to be naturally orange...)

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. (My sister does that, i'd rather eat an american pizza)

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. (nope...but kanji writing should count...)

29. You cosplay daily. (not yet, but i talk about IchigoXHichigo daily...*drools*)

30. You end up having 'really good' dreams with your fave anime characters.( *drools*)

31: (at request of a friend) You have sucessfully pulled your grandparents into anime and they share a birthday with their fave character.

Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

Bleach fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Bleach in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

HERE'S MY ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS:

1. Ichigo Kurosaki
2. Hichigo Shirosaki
3. Grimmjow Jeagerjaques
4. Toshiro Hitsugaya

5. Ulquiorra Cifer
6. Sajin Komamura
7. Rukia Kuchiki

8. Gin Ichimaru

9. Kaien Shiba

10. Sosuke Aizen

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
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No, but i know they exist...

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
- Fuck yes!!! He is THE sexyiest Espada! Hell, he put the Sex in Sexta! XD

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
- O.O!!! Is that even possible?! Poor Ichi! T_T

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
- Well, there was a nice IchiRuki fic with Kaien in it. Amber and Aquamarine by Black Sun Upon An Icy Sky...that was it! XD
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
- Hichigo and Rukia? Duh! XD I may be an IchiRuki fan, but HichiRuki is good too! XD

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Well, i know there is plenty of ToshiroXGin out there...but would i read them?! Fuck no!!!! *shivers*

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
- Uhh...Rukia discovering Grimm and Gin...uh...blackmail Gin to stop the war or she'll tell Aizen and things will get...bad.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
- Hichigo and Komamura?! Uhh...well...i know! Hichigo is upset that Komamura raped Ichigo,his lover, and got him pregnant! Now it's time for revenge... sound good? Refer to number 3!

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
- Toshiro and Aizen?! No way in hell! Unless someone has a really creepy mind...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
- Uhh...how bout this? Yes, Grimmjow's an ass, let's kill him! There's no way in hell that a story like that wouldn't have yaoi...DX

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
- Toshiro seducing Ichigo?! What kind of challenege is this anyways?! Well...Mayuri acidentally slipped something into Toshiro's drink and now he has a sudden need to seduce and have sex with the fisrt person he sees. Sadly, Ichigo is visiting that day and he's the first person he sees. Toshiro then slips a drug in Ichigo's tea and Ichigo ends up in the same shape Toshiro is. They...well, you know. When the drug wears off...they get pissed and chase Mayuri down. lol actually sounds funny now.XD

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
- Rukia and Kaien? That's such a popular pair, that i know there's a slash out there that someone's read! XD

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
- Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach. Dude, he almost killed Momo, the he actually had Toshiro kill her later on! T_T This song fits Aizen.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
- Warining! Hichigo and Grimmjow are caught in the act and Komamura is punishing them... Straightjacket is required for wearing this. I will not be responsible for any reactions for this fic. You were warned!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
- Gin with a pick up line for Ulquiorra? Uhh...here's one! Bye Bye Aizen, Hello Emoness!

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
- There's enough AizenXGin in the world, sorry, not my couple. Now, if it was a two/one drabble, perhaps. XD

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you haven't already copied and pasted this to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you started a new crossover that had yet to be done, copy and paste this to your profile.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Hichigo Shirosaki (Bleach)

2. Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)

3. Grimmjow Jeagerjaques(Bleach)

4. Terra(Kingdom Hearts)

5. Toshiro Hitsugaya(Bleach)

6.Ulquiorra Cifer(Bleach)

7. Luka(The Betrayel Knows My Name)

8. Axel(Kingdom Hearts. lol at the spot he's in.)

9. Hotsuma Renjou(The Betrayel Knows My Name)

10. Takashiro Giou(The Betrayel Knows My Name)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

He's trying to kill me for all of my damned yaoi fics...either that or congradualting for me for never making him bottom. XD

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Oh hells yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Oh, ya can come in Grimmy! I can't reach this spot on my back...lol

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Oh how funny. Let's see no nonsense Terra handle hot headed Hotsuma. Must be a shotgun wedding...

5 cooked you dinner?

Cooked? It was most likely a frozen one...yes, I went there.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Uhh...you really need ta tan more, Ulqui.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

holy hell my brother's fuzzing HAWT!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Axel, if you say 'I burned myself', i'm going to smack you.

9 made fun of your friends?

I'll send Shuhei Usui after him...XD

10 ignored you all the time?

Ah...ok fine then! XP

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Heh heh...slaughter them all and cackle whilst doing so. XD

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He would pick me up and carry me. Either that or set it himself! ;D

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

He'll give me a pet panther!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Opens a gateway and we end up in a random ass Disney World.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

He will comment on how I'm better than Rangiku.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Are you kidding me? Ulquiorra will not react at all. XD

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Let me cuddle of course!

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Let's me roast marshmellows using his chakrams.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

He just makes fun of me, fires me up, and I'm so pissed that I imagine everyone with his face and win. XD

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Chuckle on the sidelines.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Awesome gold and black eyes...looks like Ichigo...wicked personality...and *nosebleeds*

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Damn Ichigo, going for someone more hot headed than you and Hitsugaya combined? Good luck there...

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

My mom would like Grimmy for being a cat person...but not my dad. XD

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Not happening...ever, Terra.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Uh, nope. One is dust in the wind(lol went there again!) and the other is crushing Momo.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Roflmao The idea is very funny!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Uhh...well uhh...I hope I don't look like Yuki...

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

You can have me!

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Yes, for fear of him using his powers to set me on fire if I don't. T-T

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

He would work there for fun; he's already filthy rich.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

duh! He like metal I'm sure, and hard rock!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Huh...Axel can spice things up for the berry!

3 told 6 she started her period.

Ulquiorra would shrug, say 'thats what cats get for being in heat' and walk away. XD

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Ok...Terra slaps Toshiro for going out with Luka? O.O Odd...

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Omfg Hitsugaya...if my sister saw you, she'd die!

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Well, Grimm laughs his ass off at the absurtity of the dream he is most likely having. XD

7 got high.

Ah he's a duras; I doubt he gets high easy.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Because he isn't in any of them; all I do is Bleach yaoi.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

He would curse him with his power...that's all there is!

10 starts working at a bar.

Omg that's cool!

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

Whoa...since when did you BOTTOM Shiro? !

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Grimmjow...topless...loses his boxars...*dies from nosebleed*

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Draw, because they both suck. :3

5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?

Ice scupltors... and watermelon.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

The fact they're both albino skinned, but their eyes aren't reddish.

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Stays clear enough away from the soon to come explosions.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?

looks up pictures of Ansem on Deviantart of course!

Bold what ya have done! XD

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chairby leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.