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Joined 08-07-09, id: 2039835, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Sweeney Todd.

I love HARRY POTTER!

My favorite characters are Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort! :)

I also love Sweeney Todd and Pirates of the Caribbean. I think Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp are fabulous, so basically I adore anything involving them.

I'm short, I have reddish blonde hair, and I have big green eyes. I have really annoying dimples that my parents think are cute, but they're pretty much the only ones. And I have sort of a "baby face." It's pretty horrible, because I have a squarish jaw, but a really full face (even though I'm skinny) and I just look awkward in general, lol. But my best friend thinks I look like Penelope from the picture in The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian, but I don't agree because I think she's really pretty and stuff.. If you don't know what book that is, get it from the library, it's actually pretty good, but I'm not too immersed in the fandom and my other friend thinks I look like Amy Adams but... okay, I'm rambling. Why am I even telling all of you this anyways? If you're actually reading all of this, then you're a creep.

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.

I'm not a very good writer yet, but I love to write HP fanfics. I'm not very experienced. I'm trying to improve my writing and I am open to all reviews, except flames, though I am happy to receive polite constructive criticism.

I now have a DeviantArt, where I have now started to post illustrations to The Luckiest, and will continue to do so in that series. Here is the link: http:///

I'm actually a really bad artist, but I just want to give people some sort of idea about what's going on in my head. :) Edit: I'm taking art lessons now, so I'm only a bad artist now, not a really bad artist. There are lots of new pictures up. You should probably go look at them because I'm pretty proud.

Here's my email, if anyone wants to contact me: [email protected]


My Stories:

Time-Turner: Harry Potter-Bellamort

The Luckiest (1st of a series): Harry Potter-Bellamort

Unlucky (2nd of "The Luckiest" series): Harry Potter-Bellamort

As Luck Would Have It (3rd in the series): Harry Potter-Bellamort

I'm Sorry, Sweeney: Sweeney Todd-Sweenett

Poems:

Love: Harry Potter-Bellamort

In Progress:

Running out of Luck: Harry Potter-Bellamort. In recent chapters: Lilith is being haunted by a mysterious girl, telling her scary things and giving her nightmares.


Story ideas:


Key:

[Series/movie/show/book] :

[pairing and/or character(s)]

[story specific notes] : [Title] : [summary]


Harry Potter series:

Bellamort:

Competition: Uh oh. Alecto Carrow is Voldy's new fanatic and Bella is NOT happy... nor is Voldy. AlectoxVoldy, BellaxVoldy

Moments of Madness: They call her insane, and maybe they're right. In moments of madness, she can believe he loves her. Slight Bellamort.

Sweeney Todd:

Sweenett:

Still to be titled: "No no, not lied at all. No, I never lied." Mrs. Lovett told Sweeney the truth about Lucy. What will happen now?

Lucy/Turpin:

Was She Virtuous?: LucyxTurpin, Sweenett. She showed a certain reluctance... at first. But what if the "poor fool" gave in?

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Jack Sparrow/ OC

I am no longer feeling this one. I have lost interest, but I might still write it by some miracle: Fair Maiden's Heart: NOT A SELF-INSERT! I don't do that crap... What would have happened if Jack had had a lady with him? Perhaps he would be the one on a quest to win the fair maiden's heart... AU

No pairing: humor/parody, Jack Sparrow

Jack's Secret: He picks on Will for a reason. The same reason he can't seem to keep a girl for more than a day.

Too much copy and paste, so I deleted it all :p This page feels much cleaner now.

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Power, Wealth and Social Status by Excessively Complex reviews
This is the story of the life of Bellatrix Black; a life ruled by power, wealth and social status. Split into two parts, the story loosely follows that of the Harry Potter books along with some added twists for drama. Voldemort/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 271,662 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 12/19/2007 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Bellatrix's insanity by flowerbirdie13 reviews
Bellatrix would do anything to get the Dark Lord to love her. But what about Rudolphus, the guy who's just there, when Bellatrix really doesn't want him. Or does she? Who does Bellatrix love more, and what will be the obastacles she will face?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,696 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
The Demon Barber Is Alive! by drivenbyrevenge reviews
Alternate Ending where ST and Nell didn't die. Set 1yr after the movie. Nell tries to convince Sweeney that he loves her. He does, but he's not admitting it anytime soon. No plotline at all! Features: All characters that didn't die, UBER A/Ns and PIE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 58,211 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Seven Years in Hogwarts by WhiskyFlower reviews
The Marauders spent seven years in Hogwarts and in each year there was always one event that was memorable, whether it involved bad grades, detention, impressing Lily Evans, first kisses and impressing Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
The Triumph by vertpassionrouge reviews
AU. Bellamort.The Dark Lord has plans to purify the Earth leaving only the pure-bloods alive using an ancient scripture created by Salazar Slytherin. But how could he survive it being a half-blood himself? Will be Bellamort in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,763 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Mr Todd's Midlife Crisis by InDeppth reviews
Mr. Todd is having his mid-life crisis and Mrs.Lovett just goes along for the ride. Starts out light hearted but then dips its toes into the darker side. Rated M, just.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,856 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Black Orbs by Emelyns reviews
When Ben finally had the chance, he would take it, but its always interrupted.Until a man comes... Ben/Nellie. No Flames. First Story.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L.
Joy of the Envelope by Paddywhack reviews
James, Sirius, Remus, Lily & Snape - with the occasional diary entry from Peter - have to write letters to people in a muggle school, and they get some rather funny replies, from interesting characters. Hope you like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Speak With Your Hands by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Bellatrix has a peculiar new interest: palm reading. What do Voldemort's hands really say about him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Death Eaters go to McDonalds by BellatrixElleLovett reviews
See what happens when the Death Eaters decide they're in the mood for something greasy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Taming of Mr T by unamuerte reviews
What if Sweeney hadn't pushed Mrs Lovett in the oven? Could he and Mrs Lovett have the seaside life she'd always dreamed of? Or will the ghost of Lucy always get in the way? Finally Completed!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,628 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Back to the Past! by Ryoko368 reviews
**This story won't be completed. I am leaving it up anyway for those who enjoyed it**An unlikely person helps shake things up a bit in the Sweeney Todd story. Gradual Sweenet. Romance/Humor/SciFi/SPOOF/Adventure/Drama
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Just Stop by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Snape begs the Dark Lord to spare Lily's life, Voldemort loses his temper with him and accidently lets one of his secrets out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Lost Letter R&R by TwentyThree.On.August.The.12th reviews
It's Bella's wedding day and she receives a small letter from someone very special to her.R&R please. This is only my second HP story so reviews help. I suck at summaries let's hope what's inside is better. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Ways to get cruciod by Bella Black by TwentyThree.On.August.The.12th reviews
We all know that Bella has a bad temper...here are a few things that piss her off. R&R--This is my first Harry Potter fan fiction.Rated T for saftey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The 12 Days of Voldemas by Professor Cassandra reviews
In order to help celebrate his total awesomeness, The Dark Lord has composed twelve Christmas carols to make you pathetic Muggles sing as you praise his glory. Muahahaha and Happy Voldemas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Firecrackers by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mr. Todd turns out to have an unexpected fear of firecrackers and Mrs. Lovett uses this knowledge well. She didn't expect however that the memories that the firecrackers provoke include her as well.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15960 - Favs: 26,695 - Follows: 11,171 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Anticipation of Birth by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Title says it all. Sequel to Teach Me To Submit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Death Drinkers 3 by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. The usual group, plus Snape, gets called to the Dark Lord's room for drunk funtime. This time the game is Describe Your Sex Life With Song Titles. Warnings for drinking and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Death Drinkers 2: Karaoke by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Crack of the highest order. The much anticipated sequel to Death Drinkers. This time they go to bar, play a little I Never, and sing karaoke. Even more random than the first one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sleep by Bellatrix5982 reviews
Sweeney can't sleep so mrs.lovett tries to help him. After finiding the two in an odd situation toby starts to wonder if they're a family one-sided sweenet rated T just in case follows original plot with a few exceptions
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,610 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Death Drinkers by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
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Running out of Luck reviews
4th story to "The Luckiest" series. Bellamort. AU. Bella and Voldy continue on their quest to obtain the Deathly Hallows and train their children in the Dark Arts, all the while balancing twins Proserpina and Gemini and dealing with a very distressed Lilith. Finally, Cissy's secret about Bellatrix is revealed when the sisters are placed in the most danger they've ever had to face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
As Luck Would Have It reviews
3rd story to "The Luckiest" series. AU, Bellamort. With growing concern over the war and the safety of Lilith, Bellatrix and Voldemort strive to understand the prophecy involving them, only to find out that it might not mean what they originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,702 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Unlucky reviews
Sequel to The Luckiest. AU. Bella and Voldy were supposed to be the happiest couple in the world. But Bella is unlucky when she suddlenly becomes very ill with a serious sickness. And when things seem to get better, the impossible strikes. Upper end of T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,316 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Luckiest reviews
Bellatrix waited for the return of Voldemort.Now, her husband is dead, and she needs to sort out her feelings and overcome a challenge that she never dreamed she would even have the chance to overcome.AU Rodolphus is dead.Bellamort.After Bella's capture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
I'm Sorry, Sweeney reviews
I'm Sorry, Sweeney: Sweeney can't forget, but can he forgive? Maybe he could, if someone would just tell him they're sorry. AU Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
TimeTurner reviews
Draco finds a time-turner in his house. He tries to shift events a bit to save someone he lost, but what if the tiniest change makes the biggest difference. Will the Dark Lord have a different ending? Will somebody else be saved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Love reviews
A poem about the Dark Lord discovering his love for Bellatrix after it was too late. Short and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete