Summary: Takes place before Misplaced, the only one who knows Dick's identity is Wally. I thought of this randomly in the morning and thought it would be interesting to see.

Disclaimer: I don't own DC

Dick was in a rather odd position right now. The team was having a movie night, and they had invited Zatanna. He had literally begged Bruce to let him skip patrol tonight, and after almost an hour of nonstop begging, with Alfred's help, he had gotten Bruce to let him attend. If he was being honest, the main reason he had even gone to these lengths was so he could see the raven-haired beauty. But about halfway through the movie, a very topical commercial played, and now...he was kinda wishing he hadn't.

"Okay, Megs, I think you're overreacting. Bruce Wayne isn't that hot." Thank you, Arty!

"Are you kidding? Take a closer look at him! He's gorgeous!" Connor was seething at his girlfriend's excitement, Dick was feeling 50 different kinds of awkward inside, and Wally had to bite on a pillow to stop himself from bursting into giggles at his best friend's predicament. Kaldur was just sitting there, not sure how to react or what to say as the girls had a public gossiping session.

"My friends, I do not see the point of this argu-"

"Okay, what do you think, Zee?" Zatanna, who had been mostly silent up till this point, spoke.

"I met him once in real life, y'know? He's not half bad. His son, though..." Zatanna purred sultrily as she thought of Richard Grayson, and Robin's face turned a deeper red than his suit. Wally snorted while trying to contain his laughter, and he was possibly redder than Dick was at the moment.

"He's cute, too. But he's kind of...young. I feel weird saying he's attractive." Dick raised an eyebrow at the martian's comment before Zatanna responded, smirking.

"Oh, but you don't have a problem crushing on the guy 13 years older than you?" Megan sheepishly shrugged and smiled. Artemis next spoke.

"Wayne is definitely hotter, y'know, if I had to choose one. Guy cleans up nicely. Have you seen him in a suit?" Dick tried to hold back a scoff. Okay, first of all, ouch. And secondly, that's creepy as hell. Normally, Wally would have taken slight offense to that, but he was still figuring out how he felt about Artemis, plus, he wasn't exactly threatened by his best friend's dad. Zatanna responded quickly.

"No, it's definitely Grayson. God, those eyes. What I wouldn't do with him..." Dick felt his insides melt like goo as his heart pounded as if it was trying to jump out of his chest, and Wally couldn't hold it anymore. He burst out laughing, literally falling off the couch in hysteria. Robin gritted his teeth, trying very hard to hide his blush and not grin widely with the knowledge that his crush thought he was cute, and he sent Wally the biggest deathglare he could muster. Artemis was beyond confused.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Ooh boy, you guys have no idea how weird this must be for-" Dick covertly flipped him off before he could finish, stepping on his calf to shut him up. Wally yelped in pain, though it did little to shake his maniacal grin. He looked like the Joker had gassed him. Once he was situated back on the couch, the gossiping conversation continued. This has got to be the longest commercial in existence!

"How did you meet Mr. Wayne?"

"I was, like, 10. My dad took me to one of his magic shows. He was there, with Richard Grayson. I met him, too, he was so..." Zatanna sighed with a dreamy look in her eyes, and Artemis scoffed.

"Grayson's not that hot. He goes to my school. Annoying little shit." She muttered the last part under her breath so that nobody would hear her. Wally let out an 'oof' sound just loud enough for Dick to hear it, but he chose to ignore it. D-does Zee think I'm...oh, man, th-that's kinda a-a-asterous...alright, new mission: get Bats to let me tell her my ID. Connor, still angry over Megan's celebrity crush, butted into their argument about who was hotter.

"Okay, let's get back to the movie."

"Agreed. I wish to see how it en-"

"Robin, you work in Gotham, right?" Dick slowly nodded to Megan's question, and she brightened up. "Have you seen Mr. Wayne before? Ooh, and what about Richard Grayson?" Zatanna turned to face Dick, curious as to his response. With all the talk about her celebrity crush, she had almost completely forgotten about her very real crush on the Boy Wonder.

"Uh, y-yeah..." Wally smirked, very intent on throwing his friend under the bus. That'll teach him to paint green arrows all over my suit.

"Rob here saved both of them. Like, 10 times at this point. He knows ALL about them. Don't'cha, Rob?" Dick threw a smirking speedster a very dark batglare, but was quickly cut off by the girls.

"What's he like?"

"What're they both like?"

"Who's hotter?" Dick sent a blank stare at the last one. He was blushing at all the attention, particularly from Zatanna, not to mention the revelation that the gorgeous brunette thought he was attractive. His heart was doing more flips than even he could right now, and he was surprised he could even formulate a proper sentence. Zatanna couldn't help but be snapped out of her trance by his reddened face. Wow, he's really cute when he's blushing. Could give Grayson a run for his money.

"I-I-I c-can't exactly answer th-that. I-I mean, he's a-alright. Both of them."

"That. Was the worst answer ever." Wow. Thanks, Arty. Okay, what am I supposed to say? My dad is hotter than me? Dick shrugged, unable to think of anything more to say.

"C-can we please get back to the m-movie?" The girls shrugged. Zatanna suddenly felt indescribably awkward talking about her celebrity crush with her real crush, Artemis just wasn't as invested in the conversation, and Megan...well, Megan wasn't gonna let it go anytime soon. I wonder if I could get him to take me to Gotham. Ooh, I would SO love to meet Bruce Wayne! Connor, who was still connected to her via their private mindlink, let out a low growl as he wrapped an arm around her shoulder and possessively pulled her to him, which she didn't mind in the slightest.

From the Batcave, Bruce checked on the security tapes, and he was rather confused. On the one hand, Zatanna crushing on Dick Grayson was something he would definitely be remembering to tease the two about once they inevitably hooked up. On the other hand...Megan? This is...unexpected. All the more incentive to not reveal my identity anytime soon. I don't want an angry Kryptonian clone gunning for me.

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