Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

Boyfriend wanted. What do you do when you need a fake date to get your well meaning family off your back at Christmas? Place an ad on Craigslist. What do you do when the girl who ate the peach gives you the perfect opening? Seize it of course. The Goblin King is coming for Christmas. Glitter, goblins, gambits, and a generous dollop of groping ensues. **rating increased**

Namikaze Naruto was abducted, then declared dead. Twelve years after he disappeared, his parents find him: now a scrappy, reckless teenager, with good friends, a lot of trauma, and ties to the murderous, anarchist Nine-Tails gang. As the family tries to put itself together, trust breaks, hurts heal, and the power struggles that led to Naruto's abduction resurface. Modern AU.

A year after the war Hinata has still not heard from Naruto about her confession. When she overhears something on a mission she takes it badly and goes off on him. She takes a 2 yr diplomatic mission in order to get stronger and get over Naruto. Meanwhile, Naruto realizes his mistake and is determined to win her over. How will Hinata develop and how will Naruto accomplish his goal?

There was this one girl. Her name was Kikyo Hidaka, and she looked at Inuyasha the way that she looked at everyone else. He'd think of Newton's first law of motion: a body continues its state of rest or uniform motion unless it is acted up on by an external force. His current state wasn't satisfactory. He needed an external force. Enter Kagome Higurashi. InuKag.

The story of Kagome Higurashi: talking off clients, surviving her bachelor's degree, and having a secret Not-Friends-with-Benefits arrangement with the most attractive jerk ever. Who she definitely isn't falling in love with. Not even a little. InuKag.

Collection of unrelated one-shots touching every corner of the love square.

This is my collection of one-shots for MariChat May, based on prompts from the calendar on Tumblr. Each individual story (chapter) will have a brief summary at the top.

He was such an idiot. That empty seat next to her; all day he'd been waiting for someone to take it up and comfort her. Thinking of her as some sort of saint with a thousand friends was so naive of him. Mari was just a normal girl, and everyone she knew had let her down today when she needed someone to lean on. Right then and there he decided to be that someone.

Sometimes Tikki and Plagg have to inform Marinette and Adrien of an akuma at well, awkward moments. Aged up, post reveal, post relationship, Tikki is mortified, Plagg is a little shit. Rated M to be safe but could probably be T.

When Nino and Alya discover the secret phones Marinette and Adrien use to keep in contact with each other as Lady and Chat outside of costume, they assume their friends have discovered their secrets. But there is a chance that Nino and Alya have connected all the wrong dots, here. A chance which leads to the most awkward and terrifying date in the history of humanity.

One of Marinette's rare unlucky days turns into something treacherous. Thanks to a certain cat, the real danger passes but there are other things to be more afraid of. Her heart, for example, might be one of them. Mari/Chat.

Adrien knows that there will be consequences to this action and Adrien knows this is probably a bad idea but Adrien is not here on this rooftop, Chat is, and Chat is tired of staring up at the girl who hung the moon and wishing, and every fiber of his being is telling him to leave that behind and take the chance. So he does.

There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.

Sometimes the person you're looking for has been right in front of you the whole time. Like. Literally. Five years you two idiots wasted. Part One of the Out of the Bag Series. (Marichat; Adrinette. Cross-posted to AO3.)

The skin beneath his freckles is dark, bordering on sunburned, and she thinks she can almost taste Suna's sand and heat beneath her tongue but no- he tastes of home. [NaruHina, smut]

My contribution to NaruHina month 2015. Rated T just in case.

Hinata was beautiful and, unfortunately, the rest of the world agreed.

He was hit with the sudden realization that Himawari was also Hinata's daughter.

It was as if they were no longer just Naruto and Hinata. He couldn't tell where one ended and the other began. He didn't want to. [Naruhina lemon one-shot/Post The Last] Warning: This is not a fluffy story.

Short fic written for the Labyfic LiveJournal Winterfest free day. It's just a (hopefully whimsical) one-shot. We must always be careful when journeying into the woods on magical wintry evenings, oh and dogs who make friends with Goblin Kings. This little story won a Crystal Owl Award! Squeee!

A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.

The world has been at war for two years and it seems as though Konoha may be the only village still standing tall. In the early afternoon of another precarious day, a girl with pale, lavender eyes is stolen.

Naruto once called her a plain, dark weirdo. Now she was just plain weird.

Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.

Aurora, as bothersome as she can be, poses at least one good question for Maleficent to ponder. Maleval oneshot(?)

Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.

"He has tried to trap me three times – two attempts failed outright, and the success of the third is, at present, undetermined." Written for the latest LabyFic livejournal community challenge.

She's falling. Her heart is sick. Her bones are dust. The yawning maw of the pit waits below. His arms are raised up to catch her. Years after a tragedy tore them apart, Kyle and Zoe meet up again in New Orleans. Coven AU. Dark/Disturbing story. Zoe/Kyle. Minor Zoe/Madison. Rated M - Explicit.

There are always consequences for time spent in the Faerie realms, even (and perhaps especially) for the heroine of the tale. It's only a matter of time, as Jareth well knows.

He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.

On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!

AHS AU. In 1994, when Violet Harmon moves in next door to Tate Langdon, he knows she was meant to be his. Alive, Tate is an obsessed psychopath who hopes to taint Violet, make her like him, but as he watches her, gets to know her, he discovers that there is already a darkness in her. And it makes his want, his need for her, that much greater. Rated M. Violet/Tate

As a kid I believed in ghosts, but adults usually stop believing in such things. I thought *I* had, until one Halloween when my friend Eri talked me into some 'harmless fun' that changed my life forever. My name is Kagome Higurashi, and this is my ghost story.

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

A dozen years have passed since Sarah's first visit to the Labyrinth and this time Sir Didymus has gotten himself into a world of trouble. Sarah swallows her pride and requests Jareth's aid. Is he willing to set aside past grievances and help her save Didymus? Who is the Borderlands Queen and what is her history with the Goblin King? And who is it that needs rescuing really?

Kagome has been talking to her online best friend Inu for nearly two years and feels like she's known him for much longer. When her friends convince her to go out with them one night, Kagome ends up in an unfortunate situation and pleads for the help of the one person whom she trusts the most above all others.

"I just…these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes before…things are different."

He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner

Kikyou's final death brings about profound understanding to both she and Kagome of who and what they really are. An experimental look into what might have been happening between the two as Kikyou took her last breaths. Tied 2nd B. Angst FA 2013.

Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.

Tate had been thinking for a while about a Grand Gesture, but his talent had never trended towards writing poetry and painting pictures. Gore had always been his true medium, and his ghost girl had never liked normal things anyway.

A story of unlikely friends, a story of family, a search for truth and a search of self. "She's everyone else's Isabella, but she's only my Bella." "I write a poem about a boy and girl who fall in love in the eye of a tornado." AH E/B V/J

Tate and Violet grow up as neighbors.

A NarutoxHinata twist to Jim Henson's Labyrinth. Hinata must rescue her sister Hanabi from the castle of the Demon King by solving his Labyrinth. There will be changes to the story, and there will be romance and adventure, as well as magic and friendships formed. Please Read and Review. Truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief

Trying to kill that kid for her had been a mistake. He was merely a gift, a grand gesture; something to show that Tate was serious about making sure that he always took care of her. Desperation and anger had made him sloppy and all she saw were his actions negating his words. That was not going to happen again. *AHS Exchange Round 2*

American Horror Story with a touch of Heathers. A sociopathic Violet story.

Everybodysaid Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister. ExB

AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Society pegged him for the underdog. But he was just a boy fighting for the right to be with the girl he loved most. InuxKag. Mature language and situations.

My Beautiful Little Mermaid. She appeared dead if it weren't for the way her claws had twitched, etching mysterious marks into the glass, her pointed teeth glowing white through the putrid stink of the water. A terrible smile. Like she had a secret.

The problem is that Tate is the darkness, and Violet doesn't think she'll ever be able to immerse herself into the darkness again. Or so she thinks. Violet/Tate. Post season finale.

Victory wasn't the end, merely the opening move. This time, she won't be offered her dreams—she'll have to choose between her life and another's. Reader Beware: There is no guarantee of safe travel, timely rescues, or happily ever after. Complete!

"I love you," he murmured softly to her. She couldn't have heard him, but in an act that could be entirely symbolic of their entire relationship, she flicked her cigarette away and vanished. "Paper Cuts" from Tate's POV. Fluffy & Smutty Violate, two-shot

Violet and Tate are dying and they know it. Bound by their shared illness and limited time, the two make a pact to live one last summer to the fullest before they commit the unthinkable. Yet the two find that there is much more to be learned about death.

While she and Tate are friends for now he could never be the best friend that she's always wanted. Luckily, she's found Chad to fill that roll. Chad and Violet's budding friendship and fluffy Violate moments.

A wee drabble exploring Ben's thought process when he sees his daughter forgive. Violate. In response to a prompt at the murderhouse's NYE slumber party on LJ.

A hazy night and a mysterious tattoo somehow turn out to be the perfect way to balance the odds.

This house is filled to the brim with ghosts, but you are the only monster. / AU. If Tate was alive and Violet was dead. Set in 2011. Three-shot.

A HinataxNaruto crossover with The Princess Bride, because the idea seemed interesting. It has it all: giants, miracles, true love, torture, fighting, revenge... Please read and review. Anonymous reviews allowed.truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief

He had the taste of her now. Her blood on his tongue had soaked into his gums; staining them.

Sarah enters college as an aspiring writer, but her father disapproves. A series of strange and wonderful dreams re-inspire her, and renewed contact with Jareth will reveal many things about the fae realms... and how Sarah's work affects them. COMPLETE.

Sequel to Careless Whispers. The final obstacles between Inuyasha and Kagome are finally removed one winter's night six months after her return.

A dose of reality in Inuyasha and Kagome's complicated relationship - and not just due to the triangle with Kikyou. Inuyasha finds that it's his own words that are coming back to haunt him. 3rd Best Angst Fiction FA December 2011.

Jareth wonders how many times history would repeat itself before all is said and done.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but it doesn't leave you any less broken. Inuyasha is stubborn, broken but inexplicably beautiful. Kagome is drawn to him like a moth to a flame, unable to stop herself from saving him, and saving herself. InuKag.

Feudal AU: Inuyasha's life as a hanyou was not as bad as it could have been, with his one true friend Miroku, though he wished the houshi wasn't quite so perverted. What happens when the monk talks him into visiting a 'teahouse' of ill repute? Inu/Kag

It's summer - rain, honeysuckle, a whispered secret, a life-size crystal unicorn...and a riding crop. A romantic interlude between the Goblin King and his lady love Sarah. A response to Jareth-GK's writing challenge.

The summer air acquired a sharp tang and electrified, as though a lightning bolt had struck directly outside her window. She'd know that feeling anywhere. Magic. Response to Jareth-GK's challenge.

AU Inu/Kag Inuyasha is sentenced to do community service hours for ten weeks. He sees the same girl everyday, but the problem is: she can't see him. In fact, she can't see anything.

A tale of spring and new beginnings. Fluffy like a baby chick.

Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU

It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.

How much damage can a pure soul take before it fractures into pieces? Sometimes, when you break something, it can't be fixed - at least, not entirely. Very angsty fic, not a children's story. 2nd Best O/Character for Yasha Second Quarter 2010 IYFG

"I wanted to protect her forever." Those words, spoken unthinkingly by Inuyasha, almost cost him everything when Kagome took them to heart - in a way he hadn't meant. Tied 1st Best Angst Feudal Association 1st Quarter 2011. Best Feudal Fairytale Eternal Legends for 2011.

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!

There was something patently cruel about a Sarah that didn't believe in magic, yet there she was, patently not believing in magic. Unrequited love has a LOT to answer for.

Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.

A man is brutally murdered. Inuyasha and Kagome are the prime suspects, but they swear they didn’t do it. As the tension builds, so does their love. For it must, since the ugliest monster will show – the truth. And it kills. InuKag, OneShot.

Words to Fear: a Dictionary for Men includes words such as "whatever" and "fine", as well as phrases like "go ahead". Inuyasha slowly fears for his life as Kagome uses all of these. Better start praying Inuyasha. InuKag, OneShot.

Teen boys should not be asked to sing. It is *not* cool.

He always kept coming back, no matter what she did. Kagome knew she had fallen in love with him. While he was in her bed, it didn't seem to be mutual. Until finally, she let herself fall into his gravity and realize what love really is. InuKag, OneShot

Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst

Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.

On the eve of her 20th birthday, Sarah learns she's not the only girl to encounter Jareth, nor is she the only girl to defeat him. Jareth/Sarah

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

Scotland, April 1745. With the Battle of Culloden casting a shadow over their heads, Edward and Bella share their last days together. BPOV. One-shot for the Age of Edward contest.

submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH

Snap decisions have devastating consequences. Edward makes a different choice on Bella's first day of school and learns the hard way that two wrongs can never make a right. A two-part dark AU.

He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB

Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH

ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS

I walk up to the counter slowly, what’s the worst that could happen right? Ok, I could make a fool of myself. She might have a boyfriend, she might laugh at me, I might burst into flames right in front of her.

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!

Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.

Dangerous thing to get what you wish for. More dangerous still to crave it after, to miss that magic, to grab hold of it with both hands and refuse to let go. I never even tried. Foolish, I know. Complete. JxS. Sarah narrating.

Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.

It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.

[Oneshot] Inuyasha, what am I to you? Will you ever be able to see me without thinking of her? If Kikyou hadn't died, who would your heart have chosen?

Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.

Kagome loves her father, King Naraku. Unfortunately, he starts loving her in the wrong way and disguised, she escapes. A kindhearted hanyou prince rescues her, but can he protect her from the darkness that pursues her? A Grimm Fairytale.

Oneshot. According to Sigmund Freud, there are three parts to the personality: the Id, the Ego, and the Superego. Unfortunately, these three parts rarely agree...

A short story where Inuyasha relects on the fact that Kagome was HIS first.

Anarchy has fallen. The reign of the Sith is over. Only a single quest remains. The search for atonement...

[SessRin] Reset, record, rewind. You can always get it right next time. [Dark] [one-shot]

Sleight of hand. [KougaKagome] [one-shot]

[Kagura x Kohaku] The pain of memories and misdeeds cannot stay locked away inside the mind forever. The young taijiya boy and his fellow marionette the wind user share a strange moment of comfort the night of his slaughter at the human castle.

She didn't want to be alone anymore. But the lack of reality in in own life made it impossible for her to find real love. Instead, it found her. IK AU oneshot!

Izayoi's journal. a one-shot

[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...

Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side

[Complete] Kagome feels the weight of her decision to stay by Inu-Yasha’s side. An introspective one-shot.

Oneshot. Inuyasha has a few moments of clarity as he lies gravely injured, alone in the woods. Alone, that is, save for Sesshoumaru...

Jane's thoughts on her fathers death and why and how much she hated him.

The dreams started slowly at first, just flashing images too indistinct to comprehend accompanied by a swirl of faintly perceived desire....IxKag. COMPLETE - authors notes added

AU- "We haven't been to the ballet in...way too long."

4xR. "So for two years, we've been like good friends sleeping in the same bed occasionally, sharing a name and household, and never touching, ever."

A more serious side to Sango and Miroku's relationship.

Wolf, Virginia, rope and a decision in the barn at Little Lamb Village. Also, the real reason Virginia wore a ribbon around her neck for the Beautiful Sheperdess Contest.

[DMxHS] Sometimes you need to find yourself or someone else before you continue on in life.

DMxHS; A battle has begun for Duo's soul between the one sent to watch over him and her master.