AU. Creature!Harry gains a strangely dragon-like creature inheritance over his sixteenth birthday. He isn't prepared for what follows. Elemental powers? Dragons? Mates? Merlin's beard! Contains all kinds of Slash. HP/TN/CW/OMC's Starts slow. Very Angsty. Complicated plot.

"You want it. You love to provoke me so I can break you. You love it when I do this. When I call you to order, when I break your resistance, when I punish you. You love... ' the voice became hoarse, 'to squirm at my feet. And you know that no one else can give you this. No one else can make you feel like that. And that is why that Potion pointed you toward me, Potter. "

What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?

Sakura has been a tomboy all of her life.Her five guy friends get a big surpise when she changes into a girlygirl over the summer.Will the guys fall for their friend or will the new guys seize her first! Sakuraxmultiple couples!

Several years after Asuma's death, Hidan suddenly reappears in search for who had beaten him then: Shikamaru. However, the genius soon finds himself in a rather awkward situation facing the fanatic manslayer again... Mainpairs: ShikaHidan, ShikaKurenai.

AU. Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal inspired. After recent events in his life, Hermione refers Harry to the renowned psychiatrist, Doctor T. Riddle. He is unlike anything Harry ever expected or imagined, and soon proves to be a great help against the very shadows and name that haunts his waking hours. If only it remained that simple.

What would it be like to be the secretary for SOLDIER? Ask Sai. She's been filling up coffee mugs, slipping antidepressants and relaxers into the water, and preventing deaths for years. At least she gets to see her superiors making out on desks. Yaoi

Cloud begins life as a new cadet at the Shinra SOLDIER Academy. Prequel to 'Reduced to Specimens.' More info inside.

Sephiroth learns that he need to be more careful when answering the phone, especially if it's Zack on the other line. Based off quotes from twigcollins and thorne scratch. -crack-

!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.

This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta

Ch44 ADDED. Hojo has discovered the means in creating his army of SuperHumans and encourages Sephiroth to pursue a relationship with Cloud. But will one night of passion lead to something more between Cloud and Sephiroth? Mpreg

Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.

Mephisto and Amaimon reveal themselves to Rin days before the Kyoto trial that will decide his fate. Can he bring himself to trust them? Can he survive Amaimon's attentions? Verdict in hand, the Grigori are stopped by an old enemy of Mephisto before they pass judgement. With their souls on the line will Mephisto fight for what he loves? Can he, or will it be the death of him? MxRxA

This is a request/fill of a prompt over at the Skyrim Kink Meme site. The original prompt is included but tl;dr: My OC Dragonborn discovers that she enjoys pranking Ancano. In return he responds with his own pranks, culminating in some naughty action.

High school life can be complicated with the homework, hormones, and every other complication that comes with being an angsty teenager. New student Sakura Haruno learns this the hard way. SakuraCentric SakuMulti. AU Highschool. UNDER CURRENT EDITING.

AU! In a world where Neville Longbottom was declared the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter grew up in a happy, loving family, but all of that changed when he met Tom Riddle. TMR/HP slash. Dark!Harry.

Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!

She hadn't noticed it, not really...until they began to call her the Red Queen. Older!Anna x Mikoto

Sephiroth and Cloud don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies. CloudXSephiroth MPREG

It was the tradition that a young man be bestowed gifts when he came of age at nineteen. It was no different in the court of King Munakata Reisi.

Misaki could never have guessed how far he had planned ahead. Nor could he have ever fathomed that he lay at the center of Saruhiko's madness.

Written from my Fushimi ask blog, these prompts range from K to M ratings and cover a variety of topics, ranging from gore, to fluff, to angst and to smut.

Dump: Ficlets, headcanons, and fills to prompts on tumblr, centering on Fushimi and Yata and their relationship with each other.

AU Romance, crack, madness, action and drama jam-packed into a so-called Cinderella-story-with-a-twist. Yata x Fushimi

A rather late fic celebrating Fushimi Saruhiko's birthday! On his birthday, he is prompted by a rather curious dream to take a stroll through town. By chance or fate, he is given a mysterious tool that could possibly give him his greatest desire...for a night only. SaruMisa

Over the years, they've fallen in love.

The Red and Blue clans spend Christmas together. Their Kings especially so.

Middle-school!SaruMi. Fushimi just got his very first love confession. Not that he really cares, but someone else does. (Rated T for the language)

Fushimi. In drag. Munakata is amused. The first one of the series [Of...]

A collection of drabbles in which Misaki and Saruhiko revolve around each other. Each drabble is strictly 100 words long. New drabbles may be added periodically.

Wounded, Misaki's vulnerability in the presence of his king is all too obvious. But can aura heal as well as it can decimate-

"You call me a traitor, but you were the one that left me first, Misaki." When all is said and done, who was the one that betrayed their bond? Unfortunately, Fushimi is the one that suffers the most. It is only when he begins his self-destruction that the others- Homura, Scepter4, even his once best friend Misaki- come to realise that they know nothing about him at all. SaruMi. BL.

Misaki, you have no idea how much she reminds me of you.

When Fushimi ambles into HOMRA territory, Yata confronts him. [A short SaruMi drabble]

It is said that there's a fine line between love and hate… however, both can be just as violent. Dark themes, SaruMi.

Because all this time, Yata had been asking the wrong question. (based on the prompt: "liquid courage and yata" given by anon-san in my tumblr ask)

'No one can have you, Misaki... You're mine for the taking' Tugging at the chains Misaki thinks that perhaps this was inevitable. Í wonder why I can't quit you...' Fushimi/Yata. Sexual content

Touko awoke to find her Pokemon missing and stranded in a mysterious location ran by wild, larger than average Pokemon. N reveled in the fact that the location was untainted by mankind where Pokemon can live in peace, never to be forced to fulfill selfish human desires. He's also ecstatic about his excellent taste in a friend, and the fact that they're the only humans there.

AU, Slash LV/HP– Voldemort attained immortality through his bloodline of Slytherin. Entering the Ministry of Magic, he rose through the ranks quickly. In 1978, he hears of a prophecy and leaves his job, successfully entering Hogwarts… becoming their DADA Professor. HIATUS.

Harry Potter didn't know what he was expecting when he walked into Britain's most famous BDSM club, The Chamber of Secrets. Imagine his surprise when he catches the attention of the notorious dominant, Tom Riddle. Tom/Harry, AU, No Magic, Slash.

Itachi has a new camera and his making his biography. Follow Itachi through his life like you have never seen before. You've never seen a crack fic like this. definitely out of character and definitely crazy. Not even the characters take this story seriously so come in and have a laugh.

Harry Potter's life has just changed for ever. Not only is he a full blooded male submissive Veela, but his life mate is none other than that of Draco Malfoy. And that is just the beginning. Slash HP/DM Dom!Draco Sub!Harry yaoi, m/m.

Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.

[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]

He hides his emotions well...to well I think.

There was only so much Yukio could take. YukioxRin Warning:Incest, yaoi!

Some people would say that Ciel Phantomhive had a hard life- his parents being killed in a fire a few years ago. Some say that it isn't hard enough. So why not torture the poor transfer student? What's a 13 year old doing in high school anyway? Rated M.

Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.

Our favorite general has a secret. What is it? Read and find out! Rated M just in case for gore and minor language.

Shizuo briefly entertained the idea that his bartender clothes directly affected the universe. Slightly cracky, fill for kink meme. ShizuoxPrettyMuchEveryone

You want to hate me, but you can't bring yourself to. And I love that about you. God, L, you're so enticing. You're so fuckable. Everything about you makes me want you more and more. You don't know how....crazy you make me."

Naruto used to be chunky, after high school he became a famous designer/model. He goes to his high school reunion to get closure, which he isn't sure he wants. There he reunites his high school crush Sasuke Uchiha. Complete at Last.

AU Oneshot. High school!Shizuo Older!Izaya. After losing a bet with Kida, Shizuo finds himself forced to get a fairy tattoo. Hey, at least the guy working at the tattoo parlor is freaking hot.

Gaara, kidnapped by the Akatsuki, is faced with two choices: Death or complete cooperation. Wishing only to return home to the ones he cares for, he becomes the newest S-ranked ninja. And thus, begins his fall into the pits of insanity. M/M ANGST.

What happens when Jacuzzi catches the Rail Tracer's eye? So much happen that it's just. . .exciting.

From the moment she spoke the words, "I'm not afraid to die." He knew, He had to have her. HidanxSakura. one-shot.

Cloud's childhood and how he grows up to become the man he is in my other stories. SephirothxCloud:Yaoi

Blaise likes pranks, he's friends with the twins. He doesn't like being messed with and when Draco sticks his homework to his desk he does just that. Blaise's psychological prank warfare will be released. Draco won't know what's hit him. Blaise in 5th yea

Light was the no.1 seme at the bar called seventh heaven, but after he met with a rich man named Ryuzaki it seemed like the title ‘seme’ didn’t suit him anymore. AU L/Light

Blaise Zabini has a point to prove, whether Hermione Granger wants to listen or not. A Christmas fic.

Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !

Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!

Sarah was on the verge of a life threatening event when she catches her fiance cheating on her and he turns violent. In a rush of confusion she calls out for the man who she had written off as a childhood fantasy, only to discover that she was wrong...

What happens when our very own Mary Sue is given a chance to join the Dark Brotherhood by a very edgy and deadly yet somehow ruggedly handsome Speaker? Can she do it? Can Lucien remain in-character and sane? Can he stop Mary before she romances him? Hm.

After an unprotected night with Roy, Ed finds out that the Gate as a funny side and had given him something he would never expect. Don't you hate loopholes in Equivalent Exchange? RoyEd mpreg and foul words from Edward

Shu has won the war of the Three Kingdoms, and China is at peace, but a Wei strategist's return throws a man's world into chaos. Jiang WeiSima Yi. YAOI, with lemony goodness!

Have you ever wondered how Zack met Cloud? Heres a Hilarious version of their meeting.

Like the Youtube abridged series of Yu-Gi-Oh!, Naruto and Yu-Yu Hakusho, let me present to you in story format, the UNtrue events of Advent Children, the CGI featuring all your favorite Limit Breaks!

This was the last time that Cloud took Zack with him to a clothing store. ZackxCloud.

Malfoy leans in, and I fancy I'm about to get welcomed. I catch a whiff of his personal scent; something like vanilla and...boy. Yum. "We don't have all day," he informs me, "Have a seat or leave but don't just stand there, looking like an idiot." Right.

How the important people...whoops, forgot Lazard...get themselves through ShinRa meetings, especially the ones that involve reports from Genesis. Hints of AngealxGenesis, OOC Seph -or maybe not- and poking fun at Pres. S. and Tseng. Well, just read, yeah?

Zack and Reno are competing to see who makes the best coffee smoothie. The judge? Cloud. The prize...? Zack/Cloud Reno/Cloud

After Sora becomes an orphan, he gets sent to a family in Twilight Town...and their son doesn't look half bad, either. M for later chapters RikuxSora Side pairing: AkuRoku

Just in barely in time for Christmas. You want to add to your collection by buying a Liu Bei unit. In this guide, you will learn how to care for him.

After a long week all Akira wants to do is take a nice relaxing bath. His godly brother joins him and the younger Sakamoto learns the secret Harumi had been keeping from him. What will these brothers do? COMPLETE, Yaoi, PWP, Sakamotocest. Harumi/Akira

[AU and pretty much OOC] No one would think of Sephiroth as fatherly... including himself. A shame that, what with now having to raise two kids on his own after they were left on his door step.[hiatus. may get a rewrite]

Zephiroth, implied Zack/Cloud If there was any job Zack didn't miss about being a foot soldier, it was shoveling all the snow. And now he takes pity on particular kid in charge of the worst job on base.

A quiet morning in his quarters is the ideal time for reflection on life, selfishness, and the true meaning of change. AU Cloud x Sephiroth.

Kaoru, couldn't possibly refuse, but no one said he shouldn't. Lime more then lemon, one shot!

When Sephiroth calls for Riku, Riku assumes he just needs to ask a question about something trite like school. Little does he know Sephiroth has something else in mind. ONESHOT. Rated for incest, language, and hardcore superior mansex. PWP, OOC, yaoi.

“I…want it all off…” Kaoru said breathlessly and pleadingly, his hands weakly clenching the collars of the buttoned shirt. “It’s so…hot…” And then Hikaru snapped. -HIKAKAO-ONESHOT-Slight hints of Lemon-

When backed into a corner by her queen and the Council of Twelve, Integra makes a decision regarding Alucard that no one expected.

Yaoi, EdxRoy. Lemons, Limes. When Roy invites Ed out for a drink afer work, Ed willingly agrees, hoping to start something between them. But, after Ed confesses his feelings, Roy lures him into a dangerous agreement, forcing Ed to play master and servent

Ginny has made the biggest mistake of her life: falling for the Prince of Slytherins and expressing it in the Great Hall for everyone to see! A D/G story with a little love triangle. Book 5 is disregarded. COMPLETE!

Pi/Yu fic. YAOI PAIRING! A wounded Zhou Yu ends up in the custody of Wei, much to Cao Pi's pleasure. He wishes to claim Yu all for himself, which happens, but not in the way he expects. BOY/BOY LOVE!

Professor Hojo is forced to sell Kadaj and Yazoo into submission when he is thrown into a great debt. No Loz sorry-fabulously edited! Sorry for the short first chapter...

Cloud has one of the oddest days of his young life. Part of the Decorum series.

/Clack/ Life doesn't normally come in the form of yes or no questions, but Zack's totally not going to let that stop him in the pursuit of a stubborn little blond.

He's your brother, you can't do this! It's a sin, you'll burn in hell!" Stefan/Damon. Warnings: slash, incest.

Minor Breaking Dawn Spoilers. This is a parody of the Llama song.

*Needs rewriting* Cain/Riff yaoi. You have been warned. Cain decides his morning shower is missing something.... Riff. Please read and review.

Uchiha Sasuke is a legend in the halls of Otogakure, but brilliance comes at a price. Drabbleshot, Sasuke-centric. Almost OroSasu.

He wondered, sometimes, what Eragon's face would look like twisted in ecstasy. But he wasn't supposed to be thinking that way about his half-brother, now was he? AU, EraMur. SLASH.

Phi is very skilled at manipulation, Zack is stupid enough to fall for it, and Sephiroth is fortunate enough to reap the benefits. ZackSeph kinkiness.

So who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love Lolly

Zack sends a gift to General Sephiroth, without thinking of the consequences. Part of the Decorum series. Rated M purely on principle.

Set after '...then he ate my boy entrancers' but with a few more laughs if you know what I mean. Georgia tries to gird her loins for the last time and put red bottomosity aside...but can she do it even when the tables have finally turned? Complete

Cloud's sixteenth birthday, and the rite of passage that comes with it. Part of the Decorum series. Features CloudSephZack, CloudSeph, and SephZack.

Dante and Vergil are skipping their math class when they almost get caught! What do our twins do? Yaoi and Language. Limey citrusy goodness!

The crazy adventures of Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli. AU.

He should have gotten a restraining order, because people are supposed to fear their stalkers. Not fall in love with them. AU RaitoxMikami. Lemon. One-shot.

Just some random stories about [almost] everyone's favorite Turk, Reno!

Barred from entering Sephiroth's office, Zack sends Cloud in his stead, with a very special message. Part of the Decorum series, rated M for yaoi.

SLASH. Eragon's sick of playing hero. After his capture and, later, his escape, he learns of his "parents" disloyalty to one another. On HIATUS due to the authoress's frustration over certain boundaries Paolini - the jerk - set up in the canon. Sorry.

Nekozawa has had a long since standing obsession for the 'King' of the Host Club, Tamaki. The twins know of his obsession and decide that it's time for him to act on it.

Sephiroth is reluctant to act on his new relationship with Cloud. Fortunately, Zack is around to help. Sequel to Inclusive.

Mostly funny, some sexy, all of them from my LiveJournal. And it took me this long to put them here. cough

Blaise Zabini never really imagined that he would fall in love with his best friend. And yet, here he is. No one ever told him it would be easy, but they sure as heck didn't say it would be this hard. BZTN.

AU. HPDM slash. Magical Creature Harry submissive and Veela Draco dominant. Harry's twin was proclaimed savior of the Wizarding World while Harry was sent to the abusive Dursleys yip! It's that song and dance again!. 1/9/2013 Go read my profile for an update

Sephiroth has the hots pretty badly for a certain young, innocent and naive cadet. Bad language. And Yaoi content...if and when Sephiroth ever gets his wicked way! Fan art for this book cover provided by PockyMunchingGod. Visit Pocky's homepage for the link to see the art in all its glory, and read the wonderful dedication to me and this story. Thank you, Pocky!

Sephiroth thinks Zack has a few things to learn about proper SOLDIER behavior. M for yaoi, SephirothZackOther.

Kadaj and Yazoo realize their feelings for each other...and it takes Kadaj by surprise incestlemon

Just a list of things I am not allowed to do in Middleearth... pure nonesense!

The Akatsuki decide to have a day long vacation at Disneyland. Only, there's a certain teen who might ruin it. R&R plz!

Naruto and Sasuke find and read Sakura's diary. Sakura wonders why they are now acting weird around her, and she comes up with a bizarre conclusion, which she shares with everybody. Can the guys save their reputations without suffering her wrath?

Abel & Cain: A fight to the death...the final battle. Or is it? This is my take on the lost moments of Abel and Cain's battle. Written in Abel's POV, contains some fair amounts of slash. CainAbel slash. Better than it sounds.

Is there anyone left that isn't sick of lists that mock the movies and books we all love? I guess we'll all find out by seeing how many people click on this...You know you want to.

Obsidian Trilogy. When Kellen is grievously hurt, Cilarnen comes to a startling and at the same time, wonderful realization. Slash.

Hellooo. I'm Zack Fair, your resident dead guy. I recently developed a new way to keep myself occupied. I present to you my lists, each containing fifteen reasons we are gay. ...Yes, being dead IS that boring. [M for suggestive themes, and lots of swears]

AngealSephirothZack There are many firsts in a young SOLDIER's life... first threesome, for instance.

Zhang HeSima Yi. They say opposites attratct, and two 'lovers' prove it. But will they remain as they are, or will they change, along with their contry. VERY sadistic. VERY yaoi. VERY lemony!

For Mature Readers Only! Yaoi content! Involving Sephiroth and Cloud. Gift fan art from RoRo.

Oneshot. The result of Kadaj walking in on his older brother while he's taking a nice, relaxing bath... Which heats up quite quickly. [YazKad, yaoi]

XemnasSaix. Cracksmut. Uh... laughoutloud hot..? It's... a little... weird... so... Happy New Year, everyone.

So who's spear really is stronger, Zhao Yun's or Ma Chao's? Warning: lots of innuendo.

So far it's 25 sure fire ways to get yourself thrown inot the Bog of Eternal Stench.

Obsidian Trilogy: A short story of Idalia's first moments outside the gates after her banishment.

When Harry accidentally imbibes the Draught of Submission, Draco is inspired to new heights of Slytherin cunning. Submissive!Harry Chapter Seven up!

[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]

Sephiroth and Zack have been assigned to assist Hojo in his lab. When Hojo leaves to run an errand, Zack gets a little curious and accidentally gives Sephiroth the mind of a five year old boy! Will Zack be able to fix Sephiroth before Hojo returns?

Yazoo gets left by himself after the three brothers find a place to rest. He later realizes how 'alone' he really is...Yaoi. Just so you know.

Gan NingxZhang He yaoi, has lemony fresh bits. And you know you want that. Yes, I am aware that this is the most random pairing ever, and I'm too lazy to do a real summary, so...meh. This actually does have a plot, however, so rest easy!

Advent Children ONESHOT YazooxCloud. What if after the final attack Yazoo remained and Cloud brought him home. How will someone who was always led by Kadaj deal with his enemy alone? YAOI LEMON R&R.

Boromir finds his relationship with Aragorn a little confusing. Slash.

Are you considering buying your very own Lu Bu? If so, you might want to check out this guide first…just to ensure that you don’t become the newest “Adopted Father” on the big boy’s kill list!

Harry's had a change over puberty. Now, he finds out his heritage and some complicated things dealing with being submissive. SLASH! HPSSDM. ABANDONED

The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.

Inspired by the "Very Secret Diary" series by Cassie Claire. Just another bit of humorous insanity by yours truly! Hope you all enjoy it, and please R/R!