Nick Taningco
 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, How to Train Your Dragon, Dark Souls, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Bleach, and RWBY. Menma Uzumaki from RTN is the shy version of Naruto (Cannon) not some evil alter-ego. Seriously? Did any of you watch the movie or not? - To be clear, my friend told me this and I had to place it here haha. Don't blame the character, blame the writer. They're the one's responsible for the character's action. Granted I had in one point fell victim to this simple conundrum, but not anymore. So please, don't hate the player (character) hate the game (Writer). (ಠ_ಠ) Interesting discoveries on Demon Foxes I did not make this up. I read it online. In many books, demon foxes have appeared as females. Verfoy rarely do they appear as male. Usually, the case being that the female demon fox falls in love with a human. Through many conflicts, such as feuding families, wars, and prestige. The love is unable to progress. Later, they escape to a safe territory. Afterwards, procreation proceeds. The point being, this should offer enough justification that the Kyuubi can or IS female. To you yaoi lovers out there, I will not disrespect your opinion, but I myself dislike guyXguy action. But that's just preference. Continuation Continuing from where I left off before. Not just in books, but female demon foxes have also appeared in asian history. Both Chinese and Japanese culture have them appearing and courting with young males of various social rank. With the Japanese, female demon foxes have even gone one step further. Where the Chinese demon foxes have failed, Japanese demon foxes have succeeded. They've been formally accepted as part of the Japanese culture. This is something that is worthy of praise. They've been an important aspect of culture and is often, if not always seen as females. I hope that serves as a backup for the "is Kyuubi a female?" argument. I also believe that this cements the fundation that most of the future Kyuubi stories that, others will write, so I hope other that this for fanfiction writers does clear some things up well enough for you, and that Kyuubi will be dipicted as a female rather than male Stories I write are usually Naruto fics and crossover that involves Naruto, why cause one he's my first anime/manga character, second he has an easy character and background to work with, and three he's easily the best character to crossover with - seriously he is. Not that because I'm a fanboy of sorts, it just...I can relate with the guy. Both my parents are dead and most of my relative don't want anything to do with me - save for my uncle and aunt, teachers I encounter assume I know stuffs or just ignore me because of well how I carry myself and speak, they assume I'm some-sort of rich snub or something. I have the same drive to prove myself and I highly value my friends, even if they tend to be stupid at times, so yeah I like to write Naruto and the character because I easily relate to him. Put this on your R.I.P my long time friend and fellow gamer Michel Silva you will always be remembered live June 19 1992-October 9 2013 a good friend a grate gamer enthusiastic SOB and just fun to be with see you on the other side my friend but not now. Nature observation: I'd like to offer you my observation on the deplorable creature commonly know as The Flamer. Now The Flamer is a rather vane and nasty creature, it likes to believe that it is better than any other creature it will encounter. One such creature The Flamer may encounter is known as The Writer (not to be confused with The Troll). The behaviour of The Flamer when encountering The Writer is, at times, amusing (this is especially so when the encounter is with a Writer who has a strong personality). The Flamer will attack with generic insults and pitiful threats (all of which are, usually, poorly spelled). Sadly the reasons behind The Flamer's unmitigated attacks are little more than jealousy. You see, many Flamers like to pretend (or even believe) that they areWriters, unfortunately however the quality of their work leaves little to be desired and in their own twisted little minds believe that by "Flaming" the work of a natural Writer, they will be able to feel better about their own work. It is a sickness that is quite prolific within Flamer society called "Tall-Poppy Syndrome" {the desire to bring down others to your level or below with the use of insults and false words in order to make yourself feel 'taller'.} Note: There is a more cowardly sub-spices of The Flamer known as The Anonymous Flamer though they act in much the same way as their cousins, they prefer not to be 'seen', instead they attack without leaving any way for The Writer to "size-them-up" as it were. If you hate flamers then join the AAF (Authors Against Flamers) together we can destroy the bastards that have plagues us for years! If you support out cause copy and paste this on your profile and add your name. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, BigCC, DocHoliday0316, nick.tanico Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost I had to copy this when I saw it... Honorary Member of The Book of Log. If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments Position: Log Pope (Since 12/24/2010) Possible Book of Log Positons: Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid. Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended. Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months. Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken: For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling. For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If 'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy. 'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.' 'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads. 'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.' 'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none. 'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.' Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part of the five percent that aren't,copy this,put it in your profile,and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe,Hyperactivley Bored,Gem W,Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki,Weasel Chick,Revenant666,dragonsroar,foxdude33,FallenLex,Soelle,Akihiro Asamoto,Corvin,9tail_Naruto,FlameKaiser,NoNameNeeded,Kyuuki-sama,Seraph of Shadows,Uncle Joe,Ebony017,megaclock95,locokitsune,Yavie Aelinel,Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak,Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover,Techna,Novemberscorpion110388,Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647,Winter Gallowsraven,Echizen Ryoma-san,Zaara the black,HitogoroshinoKirohito,Synica,uzumakisniper,warrior of six blades, jpclaw, Nick Tanico, ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) - AQUARIUS - The Slut PISCES - The Addict LEO - The Cool One CANCER - The Smart One. ARIES- The Irresistible One SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits TAURUS- The Aggressive One LIBRA - The Partner for Life CAPRICORN - The Cute One SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One VIRGO- The Promiscuous One GEMINI - The Liar Which month baby are you JANUARY BABY FEBRUARY BABY MARCH BABY APRIL BABY MAY BABY JUNE BABY JULY BABY AUGUST BABY SEPTEMBER BABY OCTOBER BABY NOVEMBER BABY DECEMBER BABY A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made m y daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy w ould still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up a ll day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone The house is dark, m y folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get o ne whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back f rom Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse m y name is called I press myself a gainst the wall I try to hide f rom his evil eyes I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping, c alls me ugly words, He says its my fault h e suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, a nd yells at me more, I finally get free a nd run to the door He’s already locked it a nd i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late His face has been twisted into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door While i lay there motionless, brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer, I am three, Tonight my daddy murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be one heartless person To not be effected by this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE The Bro Code Rules The Bro Code 1) You must always have your bro’s back. No exceptions. 2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always. 3) You are only obligated to wingman for one bro per social event, after that the bro is on his own. 4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched. 5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl. Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility. 6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently. 7) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents. 8) Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Step sisters and mothers are fair game. 9) When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars. 10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits. 11) A bro will never ever leave his bros without a ride. A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks. 12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds the distance of 20 miles. 13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted. Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept. 14) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl. Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Example, “you were drunk so…” 15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad. 16) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts. Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros. 17) A bro will always ask around before taking the last of anything. If a bro should ask you if its alright, unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Common courtesy and the bro code go hand in hand. 18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession. 19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.” 20) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk. Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good. (exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth) 21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved. 22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e. the bro claimed to be sleeping at a friend’s house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is still there. Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking. The other 2 bros claimed he was still with them but unavailable to talk. 23) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No exceptions. 24) A bro should always be allowed to make amends for his actions. 25) A bro will always give his bro’s girl a ride to wherever, so long as restitutions are made for the action. 26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable. 27) A bro will always do his best to help another bro’s self esteem. The Alpha-Bro should always be handing out the wisdom and power of his skill. A bro will always recognize the master seducer of the group. 28) A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed to make moves on another bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target. 29) If permission for rule 28 has been given by a bro, and success is evident for yourself. One must always put it down to it being the girl’s preference and not due to your superior abilities. If a bro proceeds to become butt-hurt about your success where he failed, you are under no obligations to make him feel better or apologize for your success. 30) A bro will always take care of a bro who is blacked out, throwing up, and incase parents or girlfriend call. If a bro’s parents demand he comes home immediately, one will immediately allow him to use a shower and whatever else is necessary to make sure a bro receives no enemy fire on the home front. 31) A bro will always tell a bro what he did when he was blacked out. No matter how bad. 32) A bro must always maintain a safe physical distance from a bro’s girl, especially when drinking. Physical contact may only be made with a bro’s girl, when saying good bye. No exceptions. 33) A bro will always do his best to stop a bro from getting tattoos. A bro’s skin is the largest organ he has and the second most important. Especially if the tattoo is of a girl. Chicks will dump you and play with your heart, but a bro will protect you like his own private parts. 34) When a promise is made, it shall be kept. And under no circumstances shall it be broken. 35) The way of the bro is sacred, cherish it like a sect or cult. The bro life is like being in Jedi training camp. You must always show your bro love and be joyous when bro love is shown to you. 36) Bro-mance is allowed but only among your tightest bros. Never take your bro-mance too far. And if anyone should remark negatively upon your bro-mance. An immediate beat down should ensue. Should a girl comment negatively upon the bro-mance, kindly explain to her that she will never know love from a man such as you and your bros share. And let her know what a privilege it is to be a mere witness to your glory. 37) The fist bump is a bro’s greatest weapon aside from the bro code itself. It should be used to show support, acceptance, pride, and it is an all around green light for an action that was committed. Use the fist bump often, and show constant appreciation for your bro’s jokes and skills with it. 38) Corollary to rule 37, the denial of a bro’s fist bump is a terribly powerful slap in the face. To deny a fist bump is no light thing, and should only be done when there is very great disapproval of an action. 39) Never refer to a bro by his last name, this is a sign of disrespect. Always refer to a bro by their name, nickname, or any standard bro word. 40) Standard bro names include but are not limited to; bro, dude, man, and anything with bro in it. (example: broham.) 41) Always respect a bro’s viewpoints about anything from politics to cars to religion. The only time a bro’s views do not matter is when they conflict with the bro code. If such a case should happen, the bro should be immediately evicted from the bro circle, until correctional actions have been made. 42) A bro should always treat for food when a bro is broke. Signs that a bro is broke are phrases like, “I’d rather eat at home”, “I’m not hungry”, “I just ate”, and finally “I’m trying to save money so ill eat at home.” 43) Similar to rule 42, when discussing the purchase of party beverages, if a bro declines to offer money. The other bros should cover for him. No bro should be denied thirst quenching goodness just because it’s a tight week or month. 44) A good bro will always encourage his bros to be an Alpha-Bro when it comes to talking to girls. If necessary demonstrations of your prowess may be made to give your bros something to work with. 45) A bro is only allowed to do really stupid things when he is really drunk. A bro may be denied further access to alcohol when it is obvious he has drunk too much already. 46) All things must be forgiven among bros, with the exception being your drunk bro feels up your girlfriend. This allows for an immediate punch to the face, but only after all other bros have been told and are gathered to watch the punishment. Before the blow is delivered, your drunk bro must have the situation explained to him. Because he is drunk, he will probably agree that he needs to be punched. 47) Under no circumstances should a bro ever be hit in the genitals for any reason. EVER! 48) You should only ever make fun of a bro for minor things that don’t affect their physical attributes. Example, dam man you got really goofy shoes. The exception is for something that doesn’t exist, example; making fun of your friend for having man-boobs when he clearly doesn’t. 49) The only time that cockblocking is condoned by the bro code is when the designated cockblocker (aka the bombardier) has viable reasons to stop a bro from hooking up with a girl. 50) The Golden bro rule that everyone knows, Bros over hoes. This rule may be seasoned to taste by the bros themselves. Example; Bros over hoes except at the close. This rule of the bro code is what sets the male gender apart from the female gender. It is the very essence of the bro code, and embodies the true awesomeness that is bro love. Unspoken Rules Of Being Badass:
Any breaking of these rules is grounds revoking of the status of being a badass. If this happens, a badass must once again prove they are worthy of being badass by following the rules. A badass can only be determined by the opinions of others. MAN-LAW The male equivalent of the 10 Commandments 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. 16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: “GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?” “BALLS” is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!” We hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manhood, Ltd. Man Law 1. No wasted beer in the name of humour. 2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control. 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period. 4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friends home.) 5. Short-shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar. 6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal. 7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you. 8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler. This is the only law that suffers the penalty of death. 9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need. 10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets. 11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man. 12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it. 13. When a man is borrowing a buddy's tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey... who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours? 14. When your friend picks up a hot girl... however the hot girl has an ugly friend... it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repaid. 15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper-rock-scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun. Addendum to Man Law No. 15: If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride, unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats. 16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober. 17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom. 18. You poke it you own it. 19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men. 20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye-to-eye if she was to ever find out. 21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to ensure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting girls does not count… rule is an exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day. 22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girl's pants… (Or any other article of clothing). 23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar. 24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances. 25. Being a pirate should be considered a manly job because pirates get two types of booty. 26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting. 27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies. 28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice. No need to say "I'm Sorry". 29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated, refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.) 30. Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man Status and its privileges, and will result in the title 'Manbitch'. 31. Every man should watch Sportscenter at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day. 32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight, seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used if said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an UFC cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime, and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it. 33. If a woman is present, whether family or friend, no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as: Mother's Day, birthdays, or St. Patrick's Day... or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved. 34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from 'Man' to 'Manbitch' and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships. 35. Women can't drive. 36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10. 37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of 'Manbitch' from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly... and what is not. 38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war, they are your countrymen fighting to protect you and you should show them your support. 39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years' past. 40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play. When leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket. 41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal. 42. A man will not live in his parents' house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war. 43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman, "Do you like this?" And the right to leave the room. 44. Sex is more important than talking. 45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm. 46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking. 47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat 48. Men will invite other men to Man Law 49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand." 50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game, shoes or not. 51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes. 52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza. 53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup. 54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your Man Status will be up for review. 55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped. 56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be stacked or crushed, while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor’s lawn. 57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer. 58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway. 59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (Except the entertainment). 60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality. 61. A man purse is still a purse. 62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex. 63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team. 64. No man shall bring a woman to the guys' night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life. 65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.) 66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once. 67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service. 68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone. 69. No man shall ever, under any circumstance, share an umbrella with another man. 70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race where the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex. 71. The girl who replies to the question, "What do you want for Christmas?" with, "If you loved me, you'd know what I want," gets an Xbox. End of story. 72. Keeping beer from others by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring. 73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only. 74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man. 75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand. 76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done, but only when alone or with other men. 77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone. 78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth. 79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, it is perfectly accepted to watch. 80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice. 81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey. 82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable. Any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal. Exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. Exception to this rule are monkeys. 83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler... ever... unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle. 84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female. 85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry. 86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing. 87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away. 88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man. 89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions. 90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her. 91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO. 92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item, trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined. 93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet. 94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. 95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours. 96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "Down in Tijuana," "One time when we were all piss drunk," or "And this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw." 97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination. Beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%) 98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. 99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable. 100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own -grill, car, firstborn child- within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case. 101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it. 102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean. 103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional.) 104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. 105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. You should know such things. 106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood. 107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline. 108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response. 109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes. 110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was. 111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter. 112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole-to-hole or pole-to-pole are only acceptable. If it is pole-to-pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deemed necessary, resulting immediate demotion in man status. 100 Rules of Anime The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply. #2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is #3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud #4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust #5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a #6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero #7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of #8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... #9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are #10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a #11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. #12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. #13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly #14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any #15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of #16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form #17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The #18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, #19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at #20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and #21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t... #22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little #23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost #24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, #25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly #26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: #27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of #28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate #29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of #30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are #31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is #32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and #34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable #35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, #36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good #37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an #38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is #39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely #40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get #41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal #42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it #43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43. #44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a #45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the #46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy #47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some #48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or #49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will #50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are #51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters #53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum. #54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, #55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and #56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons #57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, #59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition #60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s #61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an #62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years #63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the #64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be #65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the #66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- #67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the #68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the #69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any #70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a #71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male #72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head #73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to #74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When #75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can #76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a #77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick #78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST #79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial #80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is #81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if #82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a #83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become #84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed #85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire #86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in #87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon. #88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have #89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large #90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following #91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and #92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance #93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at #94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability #95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any #96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, #97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that #98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or #99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest #100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen. The previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources inorder to help others understand the things that happen in anime. So to help others understand anime affter you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank-you. To flamers, why do you do what you do? Are you a writer? A critic? A failed author? WELL?! If you are then I ask you, so what if some bad things or some good things happened to you. So what if your story didn't get reviews, so what if you screwed up. Don't just take it out on the writers just because you feel inadequite, don't just flame for the sake of hate, don't even think of typing that angry review because something you didn't want to happen did happen and you just curse at the author for it. All your doing is trying to bring people down to your level, all your doing is spewing hate, all your doing is breaking stories and crushing dreams. Your not helping anyone, your not getting revenge, your not even getting satisfaction for your actions. No, your just being an ass. Your being an idiot, a buffoon, a moron, a jerk, and an insufferable prick. So would you kindly shut up? Because no amount of pain, insults, slander and flames you aim at people will heal your wounded pride. Your broken life will not be fixed, your mind will not be at ease and your happiness will not come back because of your words. They are hollow, like your hate. They are nothing, just like you. They are wind, and we, the community, are immovable in our stance against your currents of hate. We will not stand for your actions, we will not tolerate your idiocy. We will block you, we will push you away and when you see you have no more followers. You will ask why.And we will be silent, because we know that you dug your own grave so you must lie in it with the rest of the flamers. IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS MESSAGE THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 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1.) Story challenge by Lawrence Helmbain Naruto planet and race exist in the Star Wars universe and are apart of the Republic... The senator of Naruto's planet is Kushina Uzumaki who is also the head of the group of planets going by the name The Elemental Nations while unknown to the rest of the Universe is the fact that Kushina is the leader of ROOT... and even more unknown even by her own planet except by a few people is the fact that shes a Sith Lord... a Darth Kyuubi... Naruto Namikaze is the son of Minato Namikaze and some unkown civilian... Unohana Retsu or Darth Kenpachi is the senator representing the Soul Society and while also the leader of it... Naruto is sought out by both of them as they can feel a pull on the force pulling them towards him... they want him... they need him... they must have him... but how can they get him if hes a jedi... Naruto is the student of Shaak Ti... Kushinas students... Mikoto... uses a single red lightsaber... Anko... uses 2 long bladed red lightsabers... Yugao... uses a single long bladed red lightsaber... Kurenai... uses a duel saber staff with the hilt being 3 feet in length... Unohana students... Tier Halibel... uses a single red lightsaber... Yoruichi... uses a duel saber staff with the hilt being 3 feet in length... Soifon... uses 2 red lightsabers in backhanded stance... Nelliel Tu... uses a single long bladed red lightsaber... Naruto himself ha 4 lightsabers 1 duel staff saber 4 feet long hilt with a purple blade, 2 long bladed blue lightsaber, and a single green normal lightsaber... Naruto/Shaak Ti/Kushina/Unohana/Mikoto/Tier Halibel or more. 2.) Story challenge by Shawn129 Naruto and vampire diaries or Naruto twilight. Possibly Vampire Naruto or semi-human Naruto. Pairing Naruto x Harem. Reviews And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'Heartless demon wolf'- Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea: "Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers. 1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not. 2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios. 3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer." What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think... "Why am I even here…?" "What's even the point of continuing?" "My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…" "I'll never be a good writer...I quit." These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word. 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If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind. And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard… If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say. Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site. Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors. For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. 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Psudocode_Samurai Rocketman1728 dracohalo117 VFSNAKE Agato the Venom Host Jay Frost SamCrow Blood Brandy Dusk666 Hisea Ori The Dark Graven BlackRevenant Lord Orion Salazar Black Sakusha Saelbu Horocrux socras01 Kumo no Makoto Biskoff Korraganitar the NightShadow NightInk Lazruth ragnrock kyuubi SpiritWriterXXX Ace6151 FleeingReality Harufu Exiled crow Slifer1988 Dee Laynter Angeldoctor Final Black Getsuga ZamielRaizunto Fenris187 blood enraged arashiXnoXkami Masane Amaha's King Blueexorist Nero Angelo Sparda Sharkteeth DAPC Kyuubi16 Neonzangetsu Nick Tanico f you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), Sand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Draco Kamikaze (The perfect way to cut loose), Nick Tanico (Meh) Quotes, some mine, some I noted from the net, and some that are just too awesome not to write down. Old Jedi code (and my words behind it...well for a story anyway yeah for a future Naruto and Star wars story) Emotion, yet peace. ("In my rage, in my sadness, in my darkest hour...I found peace in it. I found why they hated, why they anger, and why they resent. I understood their emotion and intern found clarity and peace of mind, knowing why I was hated, I had discover peace and move on to a more progressive way of channeling my own emotion...to become strong") Ignorance, yet knowledge. ("I wasn't consider a traditional smarts nor was a consider smart to begin with, but from my ignorance I found something profound that made me strong as I am today. That is thing with knowledge it is to be found and learned.") Passion, yet serenity. ("When I found the way of life, when I found a reason to fight and to become strong, when I found my passion, I felt serenity in my heart.") Chaos, yet harmony. ("In the sea of chaos I found harmony in accepting my darkness as a part of me.") Death, yet the Force. ("Death is part of life, without death life could not go and vice-versa. It is balance, it is the unseen and living force.") Sith code Peace is a lie, there is only passion. ("Peace is a mere word, a blissful illusion to patch up the scars and wounds of war. It is only through passion can one obtain clarity and calmness.") Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Loveless-poem: Prologue (Poem) Prologue (Interpreted) Wings of light and dark spread afar Act I (Poem) Act I (Interpreted) One is taken captured, one flies away But the three are still bound by a solemn oath Act II (Poem) Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul Act II (Interpreted) He begins a life of seclusion with her But as happiness grows, so does guilt Act III (Poem) My friend, your desire Even if the morrow is barren of promises Act III (Interpreted) He is guided by hope that the gift will bring bliss Though no oath is shared between the lovers Act IV (Poem) My soul, corrupted by vengeance Legend shall speak Act V (Poem) "Watashiwa o moi dene wa nara nai sa.(I will never be a memory.)" "Just which memory do people need in order to continue to live on?" "All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." - Winston Churchill "Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate." by Tensa Zangetsu "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." -James Dean "Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." -Albert Schweitzer "Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." -H Thurman. "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." -Albert Einstein "Imagination is more important than knowledge." Albert Einstein "Happy is the heart of he who writes. He is young each day." Nebmare-Nakht "Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you anywhere." Albert Einstein The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. -Mahatma Gandhi" "Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one." Terry Pratchett “When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” ― John Lennon" "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way in the moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." Oscar Wilde "In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away." -Shing Xiong "Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know"-Liam Neeson - Ottway What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don't think so. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them.-John Myers "We all make choices but in the end our choices make us." -Andrew Ryan Bioshock "A man chooses, a slave obey." -Andrew Ryan Bioshock "Peace amongst men living alongside one another is not a natural state. On the contrary, the natural state of man is that of war. War manifested not only by open hostilities, but also by the constant threat of hostility..." — Immanuel Kant, Perpetual Peace, Chapter 2 "There are very few people who are going to look into the mirror and say, That Person I see is a Monster; instead, they make up some construction that justifies what they do" -Noam Chomsky “Even good leaders make poor choices, the best ones take responsibility for them..." - Kratos God of War 4 "People try to look for answers to give life meaning, to find purpose, to give meaning to life, or other reasons. To me, life has no meaning. It's not that I'm depressed that I make this statemen, it's the truth. Life just is. Life will continue to have no meaning and will continue on moving. But that's also the beauty of it, life has no meaning so we give it meaning. Not by looking for answers, but by living." Life is an experience and it is filled with suffering and pain. But that's what life is. So I accepted that fact and learn to move past it, learn from it." "Close those eyes and see the world behind the unseen. Tell me, what do you see? Do you see an ocean of stars filled with aquatic life yet imagine. A feild of open land filled to the briming with untame life. Or do you see a city of lights glamouring in beautiful colors. Me, I see a white-blank canvas." "A relationship(s) starts when two people meet each other, not meet each other like seeing each other, no. Meet each other that they know what they are about to embark, what are they about to do. That both parties are willing to walk that mile hand-in-hand; to go through the hardships, the sadness, and the pain but still come out on top. To able to navigate through the path use trust, patients, and understanding. If you or the other is not willing and just in it for carnal desire then it will only end it heartache." "It's not about being tough, it's about having strenght." Being scared doesn't make you weak, it makes you aware of your weakness; you are only weak if you let it control you. So clench those hands and push through the fear." "Choices are an illusion fabricated by our rationality and our morality, a cognitive construct made to socialize the perception of reality." "If you eliminate the impossible whatever remains however improbable must be the truth." "Fighting me and being expose to my sheer awesomeness may cause: Serious injuries, inability to maintain self-respect and self-esteem, Jealousy to the highest degree of delusion, sudden decrease or full loss of confidence, High - high - risk of utter humiliation, dignity lost or dysfunction, trouble in everyday performing, and self-worthy dysfunction or utter self-loathing." "Going back to the past means I have regrets, I don't. Every decision I've made I owned up to it. Because no matter what we are bound to make mistakes all the time. But that's the beauty of it. We make mistakes so we can learn, to grow, and to improve. By not making any mistakes you are not trying something new, you'll end up a stale unsuccessful person who is part of the crowd of bigots and close minded people. So don't regret anything, live and learn. Because that's where the true beauty of life lies. Besides, you can't control your life. Because life is full of hardships and mistakes, if you can't handle that, then, I'm sorry but you are weak. So own up and grow up. This is Life, not a Fairytale." "Acknowledge your pain. Acknowledge your suffering. Acknowledge your sadness, your hate, anger, anxiety, and most of all your fear. They are there to remind you how cruel the world can be. Acknowledge them and learn from them, use them to make yourself stronger and wiser." "What molds us is not our joy or our happiness, it is our pain and our sorrow. Our struggles and our tears. The scars on our hearts and our souls. The throbbing pain that reminds us that we are still here alive and growing. So continue to struggle, continue to fight, because, in the end, this is who we are, this is what life truly is in its natural naked beauty. Love your pain, not your cage because it molds you to the person you are today." "If something is truly important to you… even it’s heart-breaking, even if it’s sorrowful… you keep on trying and trying, even if you lose your life, you keep on protecting it with your two arms. Then, even if you die, you leave behind the proof that you are a man… forever." "They are triple teaming me in such a vicious way that I would be forced to splurge all my succulent and tasty secrets." "The greatest form of happiness is freedom, and freedom is the greatest form of expression." "Lying, or a lie is just the truth made beautifully for the masses." Everyone is violent inside. Everyone has that urge to let loose the rage inside. Just take a look in front of the mirror and see the monster that you are hiding." “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” -Rob Stiltanen "That which fills the Universe I regard as my Body and that which directs the Universe I regard as my Nature." "When two powerful people crosspaths...they don't need words to understand one another." "You made an enemy? Good that means you stood up for something. Whatever that something is, its up to you how to carry it" "A man is only good as his word, if he can't keep his word. Then he ins't a man at all." "I would rather die on my feet fighting for something rather then living for nothing." "Who am I? Well the question is who are you to ask me that? Do even know who you are?" "Life is one of the best fucker their is. Trust me life eventually fucks you sideways." "Does it look like I care about your opinion? No I do not. So stop bitching before I slap you or stab my ears so I wouldn't have to hear you bitching." "If you ain't first doesn't necessary mean you lost. Take sex for example, if you cum first than your partner, especially if its a woman, you done fuck up badly." "God, yes I believe in the big guy upstairs. Which is why I try to surpass him to meet his expectation of his greatest creation Us." "There are no hero kid, only titles and people. You can labeled by someone as a hero or as a villain. But sometimes the hero is the bad guy and the villain is the good guy. Their action defines who they are by society. So kid don't try to be a hero, its not worth the heart ache." "Hero's don't exist, only people and their moral choice." "Its better to die as man then a dog on the streets." "There is no line between insanity and sanity. Only choices that defines whether a person is sane or not. But what the fuck do I know? Society already deems me INSANE!" "Five plus five is ten, but so is seven plus three, or even two times five. Respect other peoples decision and mindset." "Tomorrow we may die, but today we are alive. So make the best of today." Destiny and Fate...is an illusion made by man to delude themselves into thinking that things happen for a reason or another. When in truth it happens because of chance or the choices we made, we choose to do things on our own. We may say we were forced to, but that is also a choice. In the end destiny and fate is made of up of the choices we made base on our rationality and personality." "Ahh fuck it." "What is Glory if your friends or comrade are dead? What is Glory if your hand is stain with the very blood of those who hep you achieve such lofty goals? What is Glory if you stand alone while those beside you are dead and gone? What is Glory when everything you should have fought for is gone." "Shut up, don't even breath. You're very breathing pollutes the very air the rest of us are breathing." "Are you done talking? Cause I'm not even listening. So either you are talking to an imaginary person, rehearsing for a line, or you're crazy. Probably all three; you are rehearsing for line in front of an imaginary crowd that does not exist which makes you crazy. But then again the most brilliant actors, liers, scammers, basically fakers do rehears their lines in front of an imaginary crowed, so I guess you are half-crazy. So if you are done being a fake, let's fight." "Dead, I ain't sugar coating it nor am I here to comfort you. This cold hard truth, so will you crumble or will you rise to the occasion? You decide." "Regroup, rethink, and re-engage" "I'm attractive, so naturally danger is attracted to me or has a crush for me." "If there was no sadness or hearth break, what would be the point of joy and happiness?" "Then despair, because that is what the weak does. They lament at their ineffctivity to change their fate and their current predicament. While the strong mourn at the loss of normalcy in their lives and move one, so which one are you?" "Memories of the past will grant ingress, but...Do the ends really justify the means? “It takes strength and courage to admit the truth.” ― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid “Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.” ― Spencer Johnson "To see a world in a grain of sand. And the heaven in a wild flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand. And eternity in an hour." - William Blake. 1.) Happiness, sadness, love, hate, hope, despair, cheer, anger, apathy and greed. Accept all of it because it what makes you, you. Turning away from one and you'll be unbalanced, weak, and incomplete. Learn from each of them, don't let it consume you or let go of it. It is, after all, a part of us. 2.) As long as a man, woman, or child dreams of reaching the far ends of his or her destiny then nothing will ever stop the march of progress. 3.) You won't be able to subjugate everyone! As long as their heart yearns for the greatest form of happiness and the greatest form of expression, then, they will fight until they die. 4.) A Person journey is not defined by how he or she starts it, but how he or she decides to end to end it. 5.) Being brave is never being afraid of anything, but the ability to acknowledge your fear and to move past it. 6.) People don't have ideologies. Ideologies have people. So beware of your ideologies lest you become the property of one. 7.) Life is like a performance and every day you are on stage. Acting out your part or parts for the people who are watching. Sometimes we fumble, we cry, or we break. The best thing we can do is leave our heart out on stage and give it everything we go, leaving no regret. If we do fail, if we do fall; we get up and start over, review our mistakes, learn, and carry on. 8.)A relationship(s) starts when two people meet each other, not meet each other like seeing each other, no. Meet each other that they know what they are about to embark, what are they about to do. That both parties are willing to walk that mile hand-in-hand; to go through the hardships, the sadness, and the pain but still come out on top. To able to navigate through the path use trust, patience, and understanding. If you or the other is not willing and just in it for carnal desire then it will only end in heartache. 9.) A worth of a Soldier is not measured by how he or she perceived themselves as, but how they act in the line of duty. 10.) Today I've reflected back to a question a friend to mine asked me, a question that I couldn't answer back then. He asked me "Hey, Nick how will you court or love a girl?" Yeah, I couldn't give me a proper answer because I do not know how to answer his question. But, now that I thought about it I should have answered him honestly and say "I wouldn't know how to court or love a girl, the only thing I can do if I get the chance is to know her. What she likes, what she would dislikes, her quirks and just be open to her. If it doesn't work out then it's not meant to be, right? Because I'll just love her honesty." 11.) Unmoving. Unwavering. Unbent. Unbroken “Heart, you mean the organ part of the body that pumps blood through your veins? Yes I have that, everyone has. But what I don’t have is ability to care, caring implies that I’m worried for the person I care about, I don’t. Because I know they can handle themselves.” The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises. Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris" When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!” Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell. Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham. You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face. The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on ) Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell. Master Chief is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon. Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear. this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please forward this or Ashley will “MEMORY'S SO TREACHEROUS. ONE MOMENT YOU'RE LOST IN A CARNIVAL OF DELIGHTS, WITH POIGNANT CHILDHOOD AROMAS , THE FLASHING NEON OF PUBERTY, ALL THAT SENTIMENTAL CANDY-FLOSS ... THE NEXT , IT LEADS YOU SOMEWHERE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO... ...SOMEWHERE DARK AND COLD, FILLED WITH THE DAMP, AMBIGUOUS SHAPES OF THINKS YOU'D HOPED WERE FORGOTTEN. MEMORIES CAN BE VILE, REPULSIVE LITTLE BRUTES. LIKE CHILDREN, I SUPPOSE. HAHA. BUT CAN WE LIVE WITHOUT THEM? MEMORIES ARE WHAT OUR REASONIS BASED UPON. IF WE CAN'T FACE THEM, WE DENY REASON ITSELF! ALGHOUGH, WHY NOT? WE AREN'T CONTRACTUALLY TIED DOWN TO RATIONALITY! THERE IS NO SANITY CLAUSE! SO WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF LOCKED ONTO AN UNPLEASANT TRAIN OF THOUGHT, HEADING FOR THE PLACES IN YOUR PAST WHERE THE SCREAMING IS UNBEARABLE, REMEMBER THERE'S ALWAYS MADNESS. MADNESS IS THE EMERGENCY EXIT... YOU CAN JUST STEP OUTSIDE, AND CLOSE THE DOOR ON ALL THOSE DREADFUL THINGS THAT HAPPENED. YOU CAN LOCK THEM AWAY... FOREVER.” Arcana Test-http:///tests/persona_-_is_arcana_quiz_203379.htm Fool (0) You value freedom highly and the ability to make your own choices. Although sometimes you may be in over your head, your stand by your decisions. Future story:
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