Note: The following is a moment of emotional vulnerability while watching Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Please, do not assume that everything I write includes horrid grammar and non-capitalisation. -Kat

hellooooo. i'd like to make a statement.

i am in love with Christopher Meloni.

he is the most GORGEOUS man on earth.

well, in MY opinion, anyway.

now, onto the featured presentation!!

~xoxoxoxo~

Hello, my faithful readers.

Okay, not so much. I don't even know who's reading this right now.

I've taken on the challenge of writing a Fan Fiction worthy of the well respected Law and Order SVU. It has taken my entire being over.

I love the justice system.

It's amazing.

Truly, truly amazing.

If you'd like a rundown of what, exactly, my Fan Fiction is about ...

Summary: Jennifer Strait has been a lawyer for fourteen years. How is she connected to the Precinct? The Special Victim's Unit? What will her new connection to Eliot Stabler be? And how in the world is she going to solve a case that could very well be the death of her? Warning: Those with stomachs made queasy by the literary image of gorey crime scenes should not read. Those who do not like scenes of a sexual nature should not read. Those who are easily offended by vulgar language or inappropriate phrases should not read. Those who have taken on the emotional challenge of reading this story: Congrats. It will be a long, painful journey to the end.

~xoxoxoxo~

Likes: Christopher Meloni, Law and Order, the Justice System (as stated previously, somewhere up there ...), Johnny Depp films, The Fox in the Hound, handsome men, chocolate, sparkling flavoured water, green tea with honey and lemon.

Dislikes: Overly cocky or obnoxious people, public displays of very, very, very passionate affection, people who think that just because he/she hold a certain opinion, others should think the same way, and their actions should include, but are not limited to: worshipping the ground upon which they trod, agreeing with every syllable that the King/Queen-of-Opinion utters, submission to the utmost forms of humiliation and mental/emotional cruelty.

Favorite Music: Anything that's not stupid. This includes, but is not limited to: Classic rock, Alternative rock, Punk rock, Techno, Screamo, Emo (:cringes at stereotypical name-calling:), and some, and I repeat, some Pop/Rap/R&B.

Favorite Food: Sugar Snap Peas, Berries, Cottage Cheese with Apple Sauce. (I know, I'm quite the odd one, aren't I?)

Favorite Color: The Lightest Peach You Can Find, Buttercream, Lime Green, Teardrop Blue, Camel Tan, and Dark Brown. (Like I said, Odd. :The word 'odd' emanates spooky music:)

Favorite Attribute To A Person: Great Personality, With A Teaspoon Sarcasm And A Tablespoon Kindness.

Quirks: Slight Preppiness At Random Times, Capitalising Every Word Because I'm Tired And I Don't Have Control Over What I'm Doing, Crushes On Older Actors (Including, But Not Limited To: Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Christopher Meloni :HEARTS, Chris Noth), British Spellings, Slang, And Phrases.