When Goku was a child, falling and hitting his head erased his memory and completely changed his life. What would have happened if instead of making him forget, that incident had made him much smarter than he was? Meet a new Goku - who's much more clever, has a taste for philosophy, and a bit of a dark side... A 'rational' Dragon Ball fanfiction, inspired by HPMOR!

Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.

Tom Riddle escapes at the end of Chamber of Secrets, and is quite surprised to find that nothing about the future is as he ever thought it would be. Soon, Tom finds himself on a globe-spanning quest to follow the path his forebear blazed and perhaps, at the end, to put a stop to him once and for all.

Azula only wants what's rightfully hers. Azula x Katara

AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.

With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Chicago's hundred Magical Girls, united under a theocratic Empress, plan to expand their territory. Except Laila, Chicago's bookkeeper. Cushy job, couldn't care less about conquest—until she's assigned to Chicago's invasion of St. Louis. Yeah, maybe this "Empire" thing's not so hot. Maybe it's time to get out. But the bigger an empire gets, the harder it is to escape...

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

An accidental collision of space time techniques sends an ordinary shinobi to Brockton Bay. She'll need all of her common sense and good judgment as she finds her feet in a new world. With new friends by her side, Tenten will have to decide if she's going to fit in or if her new home is going to have to fit her.

Crippled in a battle with pirates beyond the edges of Administered Space, the TSAB Cruiser Arthra is forced to crash land on an unadministered world with a shattered moon. With no way to get a message out of the planet's strange field of interference, they're forced to seek help from someone in a position of power; Headmaster Ozpin of Beacon Academy. Rated M for language.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Quarrel was allergic to bee stings, and now Taylor is the Butcher - but the Administrator shard is strong enough to hold off the voices in her head, for now. What will Taylor do, when circumstances conspire to keep her on the wrong side of the law?

"Sotto voce (adv): under the breath. In an undertone. Also, in a private manner. The speaker gives the impression of uttering involuntarily a truth which may surprise, shock, or offend." Hyrule Warriors AU. Zelimpa. Longshot turned Novella.

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

The White Devil is back at Hogwarts for another year, only this time she has to deal with a part time mage job as well as mysterious attacks, an old injustice, and a boy-hero who can't go two months without putting his life in danger. Book two of the Lyrical Witch series.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

In the years after the war, Ty Lee chases ghosts. Azula confronts her own hubris and remembers her mortality. Azula/Ty Lee. Discontinued.

In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.

There was fire in my blood. Scales beneath my skin. I could feel them both, trying to burst free-but I had to hold on. I tried not to give in, no matter how badly I wanted to hurt them. But everything has it's limits and this was the end of mine. What if Taylor had gotten Lung's powers instead of the Administrator Shard?

The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.

A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.

My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.

Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.

Years after his parents survived Heaven's Feel, the son of Kayneth and Sola-Ui finds himself in a different sort of supernatural tournament. But can he survive superpowered alien females, scheming businessmen, and his own partner's urge to strangle him?

Series of related and progressive short stories about some our Claymores and Awakened Ones trying to get by in the modern world among the hordes of ordinary humans. And suffering indignity upon indignity along the way as they do so.

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.

Saidar changes those who channel it, especially the very young. Hidden among girls wearing white, the youngest channeler begins her trip through the white marble halls toward attainment of the shawl, but her enemies are legion. Book 4 Chapter 8 posted.

Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV. Please note: a slightly more updated version (less typos) lives on AO3. Any chance of a sequel will be posted there as well.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

The TSAB decides to send two of its' youngest agents to infiltrate Garderobe Academy just as the Azure Sky Sapphire is re-discovered. A Lyrical Nanoha/Mai-Otome Crossover.

Book 12 - What I did on my summer vacation. Epilogues and a Side Story.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Sephiroth has a plan to get Aeris' power completely under his control but as the effect she has on him grows, it becomes difficult to tell which one of them is being seduced. Ch. 31: Magic voice inside my head, what's it like being stone cold dead?

Hmm, almost 7 sporadic years on this story, my sexy self feels kinda pathetic and no life-ish at the moment...

Kaname X Momomi. Recalling a long and bitter past and facing an uncertain future, the best liars in all of Astraea must learn something new. Sincerity. A prequal fic. Complete.

Love is blind, and that doesn't make it any easier to hold on to the one you love. Sachiko and Yumi reflect on their past, and wonder if they can move on, or even if they want to.

Continuation of the MaiHiME series. A spring break trip to the beach exposes stilluntied threads both inside and outside of the lives of the HiME. Rated T for violence, language. Possible Shizxnat, Maixtate? Who knows! Chapter 27 now up!

Tired of stories where Ranma goes back in time and fixes life so everyone's happy and perfect? Try this Ranma on for size! A contract with a demon gives Ranma a second chance, and he ain't gonna stand for anyone running his life but himself!

Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.

Setsuna in Hell? Why? Why doesn't she remember her life? What has lead her away from her precious Konochan so? KonoSetsu fic. Read and find out the answers to these questions

Akane accidentally sees Ranma meeting someone. In desperation, Shampoo tries one last potion to win Ranma. What went wrong with it? What the hell is Akane doing with Amazon potions? On herself? Please don't read this story, it embarrasses me