p data-xf-p="1"Sitting there in silence I would feel the sweat dripping down into my eyes. The task was harsh but I was a strong man. Strong in body, stronger in mind and even strongest in Ego. My body near naked as I waited. God, Im not sure how long its been but the music was at least nice. I pause as the door finally opens and someone else enters the Sauna./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I pause taking a second glance at him before coming to a starling realization. That was General Ross wasn't it? He pauses as his eyes lock with mine both of us staring at one another for a few seconds. Truthfully I didn't plan this but. . . Lets roll with it, "Welcome to my newest segment Dudes with their dicks out."/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"The man stares at me for a few seconds his gaze like steel before he chuckles softly. He sits down next to me and simply stares at me, "There's only so many Sanuas that let you drink and smoke. Odds are we'd run into one another sooner or later."/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I nod at that leaning back and staying silent. There was some awkwardness in the air and I did ponder leaving. . . But that was admitting defeat. I sit there for a few seconds before sighing, "Totally off the books. Why exactly are you obsessed with the hulk?"/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"He seems somewhat suprised by such a statement as he rubs his chin, "Man to Man swear to keep this off the record?"/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I nod at that as he sighs, "Truth be told I think the Hulks the future. The Captian America Serum has been lost for decades, We've got no clue how the hell all these New York Villians keep getting created and finally word is the Canadians are creating some sort of Supersolider project. The Hulk may be our way of ensuring saftey with all this crap going on."/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Oh ya I know about that. Ya I can see the benefits of that. You know the Mutants aren't just a Canadian thing right," He pauses turning his entire gaze to me trying to determine if Im lying./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"He would hum, "We got some knowledge on Mutants but folks down in DC are afraid of the Mental Nuke sitting down at the Xavier Mansion so we haven't been poking around much."/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Oh well truthfully the Hulk shit just isn't worth it. It makes you a bipolar manchild now Imagine giving that to some loyal solider whose got PTSD or gains it? You'd ruin em for life. Truthfully, Mutants are the way to go. Also, if you ever send kidnappers after me again your a bitch," He winces at that not even bothering to deny it./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"He sighs before going rigid, "This isnt recorded right?"/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Ya ya I swear. Look, Mutants come from a gene that gets triggered under stress and remain decent human beings. Best part is more versatility then just Manchildren. What ya should do is get that Xavier fellow to calm the Hulk down so you can give Banner some therapy work and yourself some ties to the mutant community," He seems to finally let indifference come over his face as he ponders./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""So it would be better to look for Supersoliders in Wartorn regions like Eastern Europe or the Middle East? Ya hot a point but why would it be good to foster relations with Xaviers of all places," I scratch my chin as a new song turns on. A nice old country song as well./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Because they're the key to centralization. They'll seek acceptance and the military seeks weapons. Throw on that american image the hoes love and the Canadians Mutants will flee here and sign up and we all win. Just do ethical research into their genetics and suddenly every bitch ass mutant who either loves their country, wants acceptance or understanding their power or protection from Candicucks is signing up. And trust me far more powerful then the hulk if you find someone like Xavier to sign up," He seems to go into a silence pondering that for a few minutes./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Listen I fucking love this country and when the Nazis come knocking we need to stand the higher ground! We need to spit in their mouths and call them bitches! Kick some dirt on their shoes before painting their Skulls a normal color! You need to stay moral to get the wave of Supers on your side Ross. Be a fucking man like me in an age of soyboys and cucks," He seems to squint at me. Perhaps pondering my mental health./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""I like how you think Jonah. For a Journalist you've got a clue but let me ask; Why are you so deadset against the Hulk programs," I chuckle softly at that./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Imagine what the fuck would happen if an actual bodybuilder or fit man got Hulked instead of just some fucking nerd? We need Iron Man, Mutants, Reed Richards and to be some smart motherfuckers if we want the USA to reach into space and survive. I mean shit if we've just ran into this shit imagine aliens whose been out there for thousands of years! Humanity can't be pegging one another we gotta stand united. . . I mean shit what if theres shape-shifting aliens or those with good designs ans we're focused on attacking our own Supers instead of detecting them," He pauses at that and I think I see some realization clicking in his eye. Wait did he somehow just realize Skrull were a thing?/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"He jumps up and shouts, "Holy shit gotta go!" Probably just informed him the Skrull existed. Welp, another progressful day for James Jonah Jamenson. Pausing and reaching for my phone I begin scrolling to the name. I had it in one of the cool waterproof cases./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I quickly find PTB and click on his name letting it ring for a few seconds. "Heya PTB! Listen ya fucking Intern start digging into all the info we've got on aliens! What? You want a raise? Im breaking up theres a Supervillain attack-"/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I click the hangup button before laughing harshly./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I pause taking a second glance at him before coming to a starling realization. That was General Ross wasn't it? He pauses as his eyes lock with mine both of us staring at one another for a few seconds. Truthfully I didn't plan this but. . . Lets roll with it, "Welcome to my newest segment Dudes with their dicks out."/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"The man stares at me for a few seconds his gaze like steel before he chuckles softly. He sits down next to me and simply stares at me, "There's only so many Sanuas that let you drink and smoke. Odds are we'd run into one another sooner or later."/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I nod at that leaning back and staying silent. There was some awkwardness in the air and I did ponder leaving. . . But that was admitting defeat. I sit there for a few seconds before sighing, "Totally off the books. Why exactly are you obsessed with the hulk?"/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"He seems somewhat suprised by such a statement as he rubs his chin, "Man to Man swear to keep this off the record?"/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I nod at that as he sighs, "Truth be told I think the Hulks the future. The Captian America Serum has been lost for decades, We've got no clue how the hell all these New York Villians keep getting created and finally word is the Canadians are creating some sort of Supersolider project. The Hulk may be our way of ensuring saftey with all this crap going on."/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Oh ya I know about that. Ya I can see the benefits of that. You know the Mutants aren't just a Canadian thing right," He pauses turning his entire gaze to me trying to determine if Im lying./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"He would hum, "We got some knowledge on Mutants but folks down in DC are afraid of the Mental Nuke sitting down at the Xavier Mansion so we haven't been poking around much."/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Oh well truthfully the Hulk shit just isn't worth it. It makes you a bipolar manchild now Imagine giving that to some loyal solider whose got PTSD or gains it? You'd ruin em for life. Truthfully, Mutants are the way to go. Also, if you ever send kidnappers after me again your a bitch," He winces at that not even bothering to deny it./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"He sighs before going rigid, "This isnt recorded right?"/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Ya ya I swear. Look, Mutants come from a gene that gets triggered under stress and remain decent human beings. Best part is more versatility then just Manchildren. What ya should do is get that Xavier fellow to calm the Hulk down so you can give Banner some therapy work and yourself some ties to the mutant community," He seems to finally let indifference come over his face as he ponders./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""So it would be better to look for Supersoliders in Wartorn regions like Eastern Europe or the Middle East? Ya hot a point but why would it be good to foster relations with Xaviers of all places," I scratch my chin as a new song turns on. A nice old country song as well./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Because they're the key to centralization. They'll seek acceptance and the military seeks weapons. Throw on that american image the hoes love and the Canadians Mutants will flee here and sign up and we all win. Just do ethical research into their genetics and suddenly every bitch ass mutant who either loves their country, wants acceptance or understanding their power or protection from Candicucks is signing up. And trust me far more powerful then the hulk if you find someone like Xavier to sign up," He seems to go into a silence pondering that for a few minutes./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Listen I fucking love this country and when the Nazis come knocking we need to stand the higher ground! We need to spit in their mouths and call them bitches! Kick some dirt on their shoes before painting their Skulls a normal color! You need to stay moral to get the wave of Supers on your side Ross. Be a fucking man like me in an age of soyboys and cucks," He seems to squint at me. Perhaps pondering my mental health./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""I like how you think Jonah. For a Journalist you've got a clue but let me ask; Why are you so deadset against the Hulk programs," I chuckle softly at that./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1""Imagine what the fuck would happen if an actual bodybuilder or fit man got Hulked instead of just some fucking nerd? We need Iron Man, Mutants, Reed Richards and to be some smart motherfuckers if we want the USA to reach into space and survive. I mean shit if we've just ran into this shit imagine aliens whose been out there for thousands of years! Humanity can't be pegging one another we gotta stand united. . . I mean shit what if theres shape-shifting aliens or those with good designs ans we're focused on attacking our own Supers instead of detecting them," He pauses at that and I think I see some realization clicking in his eye. Wait did he somehow just realize Skrull were a thing?/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"He jumps up and shouts, "Holy shit gotta go!" Probably just informed him the Skrull existed. Welp, another progressful day for James Jonah Jamenson. Pausing and reaching for my phone I begin scrolling to the name. I had it in one of the cool waterproof cases./p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I quickly find PTB and click on his name letting it ring for a few seconds. "Heya PTB! Listen ya fucking Intern start digging into all the info we've got on aliens! What? You want a raise? Im breaking up theres a Supervillain attack-"/p
p data-xf-p="1" /p
p data-xf-p="1"I click the hangup button before laughing harshly./p