The way I see it, my fanfiction profile is one of those things you have to change at least once a year.

So, let's see...

I'm nuts. No other way to put it.

I once believed in love, friendship and all that BS until my best friend cheated on her boyfriend and used me to save her sorry ass. That's the bad thing about high school. You open your mind and come to this sick conclusion that life is never going to be the same. I think it'd be safe to say this year has been rough for me. Those Nazi bastards.

Whoo!!! Quote time! I love quotes!

Have I inadvertently said some evil thing? Iphicrates

"Mama, get help! I jerked it right off!" Comic drawn by S. Gross

"Psst. Hey, mister, I got a message for your mayor. Tell him there's a plague of frogs camped just off Astoria in Queens. Tell him to cough up ten thousand gallons of flies or he won't know the meaning of the word trouble." Comic from Ziggler.

"Oh fuck it! Someone just pull the damn trigger!" - SS

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, Touch of the Wind, Serpents_Sphere.