time for me bio!

name: DA LONE PSYCHOPATH
worst enemy: those 3v1l non-l337 z0m813zz... 3V1L!
worst ph34r: becoming one of those 3v1l z0m8132.
race: hobbit! ((even though I may be about 30 inches too tall))
awesome places i'm from: Germany! Poland! France(old preWWI france not the new loser france)! Ireland! Scotland! The Netherlands! and yet im all American. AMERICA ROX MY SOX! ((am also Puertorican and Welsh at heart))

me favorites
color: GREEN!
TV shows: Teen Titans, Daria, Spongebob and The Simpsons
Books: LotR, The Phantom of the Opera, The Rainbow Fish, Dante's Inferno
Dead guys: Braveheart, Spartacus, Shakespeare, Einstein, J.R.R Tolkien, Teddy Roosevelt, Salvador Dali!
Clothing: Kilts and my "got haggis?" shirt!

-- PAIRINGS I SUPPORT (yes, I have proof of every single one.)--

KICK ARSE BANDS AND SINGERS

Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Who, Van Halen, My Chemical Romance, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Talking Heads, Franz Ferdinand, AFI, The Killers, Don McLean, The Cure, The Clash, The B-52s, R.E.M, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, Psychadelic Furs, Alice Cooper, The Ramones, Mystick Spyral, B.B King, Beethoven, Bach, Motzart, Elvis, The Police, The Cars, Maroon 5, Ray Charles, The Rolling Stones, Bizet, Billy Idol, Peter Paul and Mary, The Mamas and The Papas, Judy Garland, Aerosmith, Queens of the Stoneage, The Four Seasons, Nat King Cole, Little Richard, Danny Elfman, Buddy Guy, Albert King, Pinetop Perkins, Beach Boys, The Doors, Elton John, Blondie, Malice Mizer, Less than Jake, Taking Back Sunday, The Turtles, Billie Holiday, Bessie Smith, Dizzy Gillespie, The Used, Hawthore Hights, Coheed and Cambria, Pink Floyd, The Chieftans, Seven Nations, Jethrow Tull, Sammy Davis Jr, (will be adding more when they pop in me head... trust me there's a lot more.))

KICK ARSE QUOTES

And a lean, silent figure slowly fades into the gathering darkness, aware at last that in this world, with great power there must also come --great responsibility! And so a ledgend is born and a new name is added to the roster of those who make the world of fantasy the most exciting realm of all!
--Stan Lee as revealed to him by God for the last two captions of Amazing Fantasy #15.

We have food cuz God wants us to eat! --my friend Sher after we learned about eating disorders.

The reason I couldn't become an art major was because I could draw everything that bitch assigned except two naked cherubs feeling each other up --my friend Tresa

random girl: Ew, why is there a picture of a silk worm in your locker?
me: Why is there NOT a picture of Silkie in YOUR locker?

OOOOO Sora threw his back out. And who did the surgery to take out his heart? They didn't do a very good job. --one of my little sister's many comments on Kingdom Hearts

Shakespeare wrote over 30 plays. You hear about his good ones all the time, he also wrote a lot of crap. You never hear about his crap. --my freshmen English teacher

She knows she's a winner
She couldn't be thinner
Now she goes to the bathroom, and vomits up her dinner
--Daria's poem

Evil beware, we have waffles --Raven

My hair long like Jesus wore it, Halleluja I adore it, Mother Mary loved her son. Why don't my mother love me? -- Hair

My sister: (after seeing me in my new ren garb) You look like a lady who works on the farm-
Me: My bodice is red, red was an expensive dye back then-
My sister: and then you can have a drunk husband who never brings home any money
Me: (raises fist)

Homer:So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as your in my house, you'll do what I do, and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon!
Bart:Yes, father. (does it)

Be excellent to each other. PARTY ON DUDES! - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

the second saddest quote ever (if there really will be no season 6)... "Beast Boy to Robin; I'm on my way. Over" --Last words of Teen Titans

the saddest quote ever: "'Well I'm back.' he said" -- Last words of LotR

You don't need sci-fi club, you live with your father! --my mom

Ted: You ditched Napoleon!
Ted's little brother: He was a dick!

Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate satin drapped frame? When I saw her I started to cry... because I wanted to be dressed, just the same -- Frank N. Furter

What are you doing with that hat? You can't steal that hat! It's a very important hat to this exposition! If that hat's in the den, I'm gonna f-- explode! - Timothy Treadwell chasing his fox friend in Grizzly Man

Homer:(throws Bart's muder for life shirt in the fire)We must destroy all evidence of the story being fake (takes off his shirt and thows it in the fire)
Lisa: Why did you burn YOUR shirt?
Homer: What shirt? I don't see any shirt? (takes off pants and puts them in fire)

Jane: Hey Trent, wanna have pizza with us?
Trent: Can't. Band pratice starts at 7.
Jane: It's 9.
Trent: Oh, I guess I better leave then. (picks up guitar case and walks out)

Watches depress me. -- Trent Lane

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! - Captain Jack Sparrow

Me: (playing Kindom Hearts) And you know what happens after I kill this thing right?
My sister: CUTSCENE!
Me: I was gonna say, buy Kingdom Hearts II with dignity but I guess your right...

Why couldn't I have been born during an influenza epidemic? Or at the base of a volcano? Why did I survive, grow tall and strong, only to squander all my potential by becoming a teacher! Argh...! --Mr.DeMartio, Daria

Me: Man... Super Mario Smash Bros. Melee is hilarious. I was making Peach and Donkey Kong fight each other than my sister made Zelda kick Link's ass.
My friend: If I was playing I'd probably fumble around with the controller and try to figure out how to make them make out.
Me: PEACH AND DONKEY KONG!
Me friend: NOOOO! Link and Zelda!

Me: Hey there's a new Naruto out today FOR PPL WHO READ THE MANGA U LAZY BITCHES!
Friend#1: It's toooo long!
Friend#2: The fillers are gonna end soon! There's only like 3 more!
Me: ...didn't they say that last year?