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The many escapades of Zarbon
Zarbon's very own beach episode
Zarbon was very much excited for today, as he and a group of his friends were all heading down to the beach for a day of fun in the sun to relax after what all they've been through. Of course Hisoka was one of those who came, and Zarbon was very much looking forward to seeing him in a speedo. However, there was also Juan, Lilimon, and Tanjiro whose earrings were still missing.
"Alright, gang," Zarbon began, "We're finally here at the beach to have our own beach episode! Who's ready for some fun in the sun?"
"Mmm," Hisoka hummed in a seductively amused tone, "I did get a new pair of speedos that I've been wanting an excuse to wear."
Tanjiro, who had a mildly annoyed look on his face, said, "I still want to find the lady who stole my family heirloom earrings, kick her ass, and get the earrings back from her."
"You can worry about that later," Lilimon replied, "For now, it's beach time!"
Nodding in agreement, Zarbon said to the entire group as he pointed at Lilimon, "That's the spirit! Now come on, gang! The beach episode won't have itself!" With the elite space warrior leading the way, the entire group made their way onto the beach.
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As everyone relaxed and had fun, Lilimon lounged on the beach, laying front side down on a towel under an umbrella after Juan helped to apply sunscreen over her back and other hard to reach places. As Lilimon lounged, she heard a voice say, "Would you mind it if I set up next to you?"
Turning her head to look up, Lilimon saw Tanjiro's demon sister Nezuko, her long hair in a ponytail bound by a scrunchy. "Wait, you're a Muzan-type demon," Lilimon said, "How are you surviving under direct sunlight?"
"I developed the ability to survive under direct sunlight completely at random," Nezuko explained, "Now I can enjoy relaxing at the beach." Shrugging it off, Lilimon allowed Nezuko to set up lounging on her (Lilimon's) right.
After Nezuko set up and began lounging, Lilimon asked, "So Nezuko, I got it from Tanjiro that you, Zenitsu, and Inosuke will help him get his earrings back."
Nodding in the affirmative, Nezuko replied, "Those earrings are an important family heirloom. They are literally irreplaceable, and mean more to my family's legacy and history than you can even begin to guess. I still can't believe that some random lady was able to mug Tanjiro for them."
"Well aren't members of the Demon Slayer corps barred from causing any sort of direct physical harm to civilians?" Lilimon asked.
Nezuko sighed in a mildly resigned manner. "...That never stops Inosuke if someone tries making off with his boar mask." Arching a wry eyebrow, Nezuko added, "You'd be very surprised by how often someone tries to steal that boar mask that Inosuke has."
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Meanwhile, Zarbon and the boys were facing off against Bakugo, Sero, Kaminari, and Kirishima in a game of beach volleyball. "Alright, boys," Zarbon began, "Are you all ready to show these UA boys what's what?"
"So long as they don't use their quirks to cheat, I'm game," Tanjiro replied as he, Zarbon, Hisoka, and Juan all got into position. Once Zarbon's team was ready, Sero served the ball, and the game began.
The game started off well enough, with the ball going back and forth between the two teams without incident. However, at one point when Juan struck the ball by jumping up and smacking it right towards Kirishima with his tail, he smacked it too hard, sending it flying way too hard and fast towards Kirishima.
Luckily, Kirishima used his quirk to harden himself enough to protect from a very painful, stinging smack to the face, and just in time too. However, Tanjiro got annoyed at that. "Hey, I said no quirk usage!" Tanjiro complained, pointing an accusing finger at Kirishima.
"Dude, I only used my quirk to protect myself from getting hurt by that volleyball that struck me in the face," Kirishima defended.
Nodding in agreement, Kaminari said, "Yeah, it helps Kirishima a lot if he gets hard to handle balls."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon and Hisoka both cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure, drawing confused looks from the UA boys. Bakugo turned to look at Kaminari before shaking his head in disappointment.
All in all, Zarbon and his group had a great time at the beach that day. Sure, Lilimon fell asleep and missed seeing the volleyball game, and Zarbon and Hisoka were asked by the lifeguard to keep it down, but it was still an awesome time.
Author's notes;
You didn't think Zarbon wouldn't have his very own beach episode, did you? It was bound to happen at some point. Anyway, the next escapade will have Zarbon swing by a certain area and meet with a few certain characters. Peace out.