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The many escapades of Zarbon

Zarbon celebrates Christmas

Zarbon, with his loving boyfriend Hisoka at his side, went to the arena in the middle of nowhere that Perfect Cell kept. The bio-android was throwing a Christmas party, and all sorts of people, Zarbon and Hisoka (being Zarbon's plus one) included, were invited. There would be music, food, and some of the guests were even going to be exchanging gifts.

Upon arriving, Zarbon saw that a number of people were already there for the party; of course Cell was there, along with Kermit, Shallot, Roshi, All For One, Tanjiro and his group, Shallot's girlfriend who was already talking to Lilimon, and Juan just to name a few. "Oh my, Cell clearly wanted to go all out throwing a big shindig it would seem," Zarbon remarked, with Hisoka nodding in agreement.

Looking over, Cell saw that Zarbon and Hisoka had arrived. "About damn time you showed up," Cell said as he walked over to greet the new arrivals to the party, "Roshi is going to be squaring off in a drinking contest against Juan! You two almost missed seeing a Pokémon getting drunk under the table!"

"It's called being fashionably late, Cell," Hisoka replied with a flick of his hair.

"Whatever," Cell replied in an indifferent tone, then added as his tone perked up, "Well anyway, come on! I wanna see-" Cell was cut off as he, Zarbon, and Hisoka heard cheers; looking over, they saw Inosuke and Lilimon parade Juan around while Roshi was passed out on the ground in an ocean of booze he had thrown up, while the other party guests cheered for Juan.

"..." Looking at the scene, Cell who was able to put two and two together said, "...I find myself equal parts disappointed that I ended up being wrong, and wholly impressed that anyone period was able to drink Roshi of all people under the table."

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After things settled down a bit and Roshi was revitalized, the Christmas party got back on track. During the festivities, Zarbon and Hisoka watched Tanjiro, Inosuke, Kermit, and Roshi all exchange gifts. "This is for you, Kaijudo," Inosuke said, his tone warm and friendly, as he handed Tanjiro a small wrapped box.

"It's pronounced 'Tanjiro', Inosuke," Tanjiro replied as he accepted the gift from Inosuke either way. Taking off the wrapping paper, Tanjiro saw that it was clearly a small box that held jewelry of some kind. Opening the lid, Tanjiro revealed a pair of men's stud earrings, with fine cut onyx stones set as the studs.

Tanjiro, with a look of mild curiosity and confusion, looked up from his gift and right to the person who gave it to him. "Yeah, I figured that you would have this sort of naked feeling since your special earrings were stolen by some fat lady," Inosuke said, "So I got these for you to fill that void until we get you your special earrings back."

Tanjiro, touched by both Inosuke's gesture and the meaning behind it, smiled gently as he closed the small earring box before hugging Inosuke. "...Thanks for the gift, Inosuke."

Smiling gently (under his boar mask) as he returned the hug, Inosuke replied, "My pleasure. Merry Christmas, Sudoku."

"A man giving another man jewelry as a Christmas gift?" Roshi questioned, "I ain't seen much that's gayer than that."

"Oh come on, Roshi, it's probably a culture thing for the two of them," Kermit said. Pulling out a wrapped gift that looked like a thin paperback book or a magazine, Kermit said as he handed it to Roshi, "Anyway, this is my gift to you."

Taking the gift from Kermit, Roshi remarked, "Well it clearly ain't jewelry, so it can't be too ga-" Roshi stopped short when, after taking off the wrapping paper, he saw that he had been given an adult magazine titled 'Anime Titties: The Golden Collection', with the pro hero Mirko wearing only a two-piece bikini posing on the cover with her hands behind her head.

"Can..." Roshi began as he trembled, "...Can it be? The limited edition short print issue that I've sought for so long?"

"I know a guy," Kermit said, "Merry Chri-" Kermit was cut off when he was rushed by Roshi, who hugged him while sniffling out of touched joy.

Over from where they were watching the gift giving from, Zarbon and Hisoka turned to look at one another. "...I got you a gift as well, my sweet," Hisoka said as he pulled up a box and presented it to Zarbon.

"Ooh, what is it?" Zarbon asked.

Hisoka smiled in a knowing manner. "Ah ah ah," Hisoka replied while waving a finger, "It's a surprise for later. But here's a hint; it vibrates."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure, "This is looking to be the best Christmas that I've ever had!"

And thusly did the Christmas party at Cell's arena go. Music was played, the guests exchanged gifts, and everyone drank their fill of booze. Both Shallot's girlfriend and Lilimon tried taking their tops off after getting super wasted, but got stopped by Shallot and Juan, much to the objections of Roshi.

Author's notes;

So yeah, this is the Christmas special, coming out before Thanksgiving of 2021. I know it's early, but this was the next one in the lineup. Anyway, the next escapade that Zarbon will be having here will be celebrating a certain number. Later, skaters.